You'd think with the amount of cash she's making she'd be able to afford proper riding lessons. You should never hold the reins like that, you'll get sliced if the horse decides to pull his head down. Always loop the reins like "bunny ears" in the palm of your hands so they can slip free if pulled sharply. And never wrap the leather around your fingers...unless you want to lose them.
That being said, Hilary should wrap the reins around her big honkin' teeth and yell Giddyup!
God, you think Joel would learn to quit with the coke mouth while be photographed. He obviously has a coke problem. He does that mouth in every picture.
Lay off Joel Maddon, people. Remember, he's from the streets. He grew up next to, like, this huge shopping mall in Maryland, where lots of Eminem fans would loiter and scare the elderly.
i know who the stalker is.. it's equus son of fleckwus the king of spit... whinny whinny whinny neigh neigh neigh.. www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
Ugh. Yet another celebrity on a horse! I agree with vigilante..what the hell man. She can't ride at all. Leave the technical stuff to the professionals.
Haha a stalker...what a national emergency. I really can't stand celebrities like her that do nothing to earn millions.
Joel Madden is a pussy. There is a guy stalking the girl he supposedly loves and the only thing he can do is file a restraining order with her against the stalkers???
This pussy needs to MAN the fuck up and confront the weirdos rather fan file a restraining order with his girlfriend like a little bitch. i swear to god men are slowly turning into bitches these days.
Kidding aside, point taken. However, if the guy confronts the stalker himself and, say, roughs him up a little, first thing stalker will do (with paparazzi roomate's pictures in hand) is find a willing lawyer (real hard to find these days) and sue the pants off the fuckers.
If you want to know where your balls have gone, look no further than the courts and the shysters who run them.
Vigilante, she's actually pretty close to holding the reins correctly for an English rider -- just needs to slip the reins between her ring and pinky fingers. If your reins can cut your hand when the horse pulls down, you need to oil your fucking tack. That said, she's hauling on that poor horse's mouth. Either get some lessons or get off, Duff!
um, I'm not trying to be stupid here, but how exactly does a homeless person have a roommate? Wouldn't that be more like a cardboard-box mate or an under-the-bridge mate?
first and foremost.... one should NEVER wear tennis shoes (trainers) around horses!! The poop gets stuck in the crevices, and is a pain in the a$$ to get out.... that's why real riding boots are smooth on the bottom!! Secondly... she's not even holding the reigns properly!! She's going to get hurt like a few other celebrities if she doesn't get proper training ASAP!!!!
Refuses to release to the press? Are you kidding me. Anytime she does something, her mother makes sure it's heralded to death and shoved down everyone's throat.
And seriously lose the shirt. Have they had a hit since you were born, Hil?
Vigilante, she's actually pretty close to holding the reins correctly for an English rider -- just needs to slip the reins between her ring and pinky fingers. If your reins can cut your hand when the horse pulls down, you need to oil your fucking tack. That said, she's hauling on that poor horse's mouth. Either get some lessons or get off, Duff!
But she appears to be using western tack, and in that case, Vigiante is right, she is not holding the reins correctly. Or is it an english bridle and a western saddle she has there? Weird. Still you can tell shes never been on a horse, aside from her sister.
so i went to highschool with max, and he stalked me for a while too, im just happy its no longer me, oh and hes 18 not 19 and he didnt move here two years ago more like 8, and he didnt become obsessed with her until 3 years ago, im happy her persuiting his dream that he used to call me and tell me about three times a day
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it's true, her work on behalf of the MegaEnamel Equineface Talent Prevention Society is just outstanding
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
she looks ok here. i mean, she'll never have michael jackson's ass, but then again, neither did he until just a few weeks ago.
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
awww, cmon, joel's ok. i hear he's hung like a hilary.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
Max is definitely nuts. Of all people, he stalks Hilary Duff?
By Vern, on 10:02 AM
Oh jeez. Slow news day. Who cares about any of these people?
Bon Apetit, Ms. Clarkson. Time to get your grub on.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
aww, her first real stalker, she's all grown up now. good for her.
By dino, on 10:18 AM
kelly says she's so hungry she could eat a horse ........ toothed actress.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
kelly says if she had hilary's horse teeth she would be able to chew through michael jackson's plastic ass.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
This isn't her first stalker. It's like, her third- not including me of course.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
You'd think with the amount of cash she's making she'd be able to afford proper riding lessons. You should never hold the reins like that, you'll get sliced if the horse decides to pull his head down. Always loop the reins like "bunny ears" in the palm of your hands so they can slip free if pulled sharply. And never wrap the leather around your fingers...unless you want to lose them.
That being said, Hilary should wrap the reins around her big honkin' teeth and yell Giddyup!
By Vigilante, on 10:49 AM
Bitch can't ride.
By Moussier, on 10:51 AM
Bitch can't ride.
By Moussier, on 10:52 AM
She could eat corn through a picket fence.
By What ho!, on 11:24 AM
God, you think Joel would learn to quit with the coke mouth while be photographed. He obviously has a coke problem. He does that mouth in every picture.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
She could eat an apple through a tennis racquet.
It's a bit uncomforting to know that Hilary Duff and Joel Madden might die.
I'd surely sleep better tonight if I knew they WOULD die.
Oh well, I can always dream....;)
By joejoe, on 1:17 PM
Lay off Joel Maddon, people. Remember, he's from the streets. He grew up next to, like, this huge shopping mall in Maryland, where lots of Eminem fans would loiter and scare the elderly.
He is a true-life gangsta.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
Why has no one ever said anything about their age differnce?Wasn't she just a teenager and him in his mid-twenties when they started dating?
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
Since when does Hilary offer piggy back rides? Must be her charity work Todd was talking about. Look....It's that little retard on her back cute!
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
i know who the stalker is.. it's equus son of fleckwus the king of spit... whinny whinny whinny neigh neigh neigh.. www.stingybitches.com/stardumb.html
By dupababy, on 2:41 PM
Joel Madden, rofl. What a dork. He's got to be one of the most retarded looking humans alive.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
They shoot horses, don't they?
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
This is my first time at the site. This may be the funniest blog I have ever read.
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
Ugh. Yet another celebrity on a horse! I agree with vigilante..what the hell man. She can't ride at all. Leave the technical stuff to the professionals.
Haha a stalker...what a national emergency. I really can't stand celebrities like her that do nothing to earn millions.
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
Joel Madden is a pussy. There is a guy stalking the girl he supposedly loves and the only thing he can do is file a restraining order with her against the stalkers???
This pussy needs to MAN the fuck up and confront the weirdos rather fan file a restraining order with his girlfriend like a little bitch. i swear to god men are slowly turning into bitches these days.
By prettyboy, on 4:28 PM
Yes. Men are turning into bitches... 'prettyboy'.
Kidding aside, point taken. However, if the guy confronts the stalker himself and, say, roughs him up a little, first thing stalker will do (with paparazzi roomate's pictures in hand) is find a willing lawyer (real hard to find these days) and sue the pants off the fuckers.
If you want to know where your balls have gone, look no further than the courts and the shysters who run them.
By i ronnie, on 5:49 PM
Vigilante, she's actually pretty close to holding the reins correctly for an English rider -- just needs to slip the reins between her ring and pinky fingers. If your reins can cut your hand when the horse pulls down, you need to oil your fucking tack. That said, she's hauling on that poor horse's mouth. Either get some lessons or get off, Duff!
By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
Hilary lost so much weight, she's looking more manly than Joe Madden, who must wear more mascara then she does.
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
If the guy is homeless,how the hell can he have a roommate?
By Anonymous, on 10:21 AM
That bitch needs to gain back some of that weight that made her fuckable.
Now shes just another skinny whore with a talentless dipshit boyfriend.
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
Joel Madden is a fucking pussy.
Emo band cocksucker.. Who listens to that bullshit?
By Me, on 2:25 PM
um, I'm not trying to be stupid here, but how exactly does a homeless person have a roommate? Wouldn't that be more like a cardboard-box mate or an under-the-bridge mate?
By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
first and foremost.... one should NEVER wear tennis shoes (trainers) around horses!! The poop gets stuck in the crevices, and is a pain in the a$$ to get out.... that's why real riding boots are smooth on the bottom!! Secondly... she's not even holding the reigns properly!! She's going to get hurt like a few other celebrities if she doesn't get proper training ASAP!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:06 AM
"Hilary Duff does alot of humanitarian"
"alot" is not a word, it's a lot
By Anonymous, on 4:03 PM
I thought she was saving sex till marriage. Maybe that's why Joel Madden is constantly making that coke face, he needs to get off somehow, right?
By Anonymous, on 6:15 PM
I think it's nice that she's taking her sister out for some exercise.
By Smartie, on 7:23 PM
Wait... am I missing something?
If the 19 year old is roommates with the 50 year old doesn't that make him not homeless??
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
Awe, how cute. Hilary and haley spending some quality time together. How often do you think Hilary breaks down and plays horse for Haley for a change?
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
she's got one bigass, angle-y head for such a stick of a body.
By nordicbitch and texass, on 10:04 PM
i would hit her big angly headed horse toofus stick pooper
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
at some point joel will have to swallow that semen he's holding in his mouth
By Anonymous, on 9:42 AM
Refuses to release to the press? Are you kidding me. Anytime she does something, her mother makes sure it's heralded to death and shoved down everyone's throat.
And seriously lose the shirt. Have they had a hit since you were born, Hil?
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
If somebody kills or even touch Joel Madden, I swear i'm gonna kill that person!! whoever it is!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
What's wrong with The Pretenders t-shirt? At least it's quality music, not pop garbage or monkey noise.
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
both the maddens are emo pussys and should die i would like to kick both of there ass' personaly
By Dr. Hydro, on 3:18 PM
Vigilante, she's actually pretty close to holding the reins correctly for an English rider -- just needs to slip the reins between her ring and pinky fingers. If your reins can cut your hand when the horse pulls down, you need to oil your fucking tack. That said, she's hauling on that poor horse's mouth. Either get some lessons or get off, Duff!
But she appears to be using western tack, and in that case, Vigiante is right, she is not holding the reins correctly. Or is it an english bridle and a western saddle she has there? Weird. Still you can tell shes never been on a horse, aside from her sister.
By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
^ Yawn...lady, no one gives a shit about horse-riding technique. Go make me a sandwich.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
so i went to highschool with max, and he stalked me for a while too, im just happy its no longer me, oh and hes 18 not 19 and he didnt move here two years ago more like 8, and he didnt become obsessed with her until 3 years ago, im happy her persuiting his dream that he used to call me and tell me about three times a day
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
Well, someone needs to tell Hilary that the black driving cap was a really bad idea. On the other hand, Haley is totally rockin' that pink bridle!
By Anonymous, on 9:24 PM
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