Anyone who claims they wouldn't bang Rachel in a heartbeat is LYING.
don't know why people say that. she's good looking, but not in any exceptional way, and she's got a whiny personality. obviously i'd do her (men are whores), but in the butt with no warning, just to see if i could change the pitch of her voice.
jen aniston's hot as hell... but such a BITCH. you don't want people seeing you topless? guess what bitch, your body and erect nipples are the whole reason you're rich and famous!
11:45, you're a douchbag. If case you didn't notice we only mock celebrities here??? So I guess you're asking us to mock the minorities? take your dumbass elsewhere.
Anyways, I don't get why people hate on JA so much. I finally read the vanity fair article people get so worked up about with her. The quotes from Jen were all pretty darn mild. The author of the article was the one raking brad over the coals for what was so obvious (that he was banging jolie long before they were separated).
She's just a not-so-good actress who is fairly cute and very well dressed. She's 37...if she werern't so "boring" and was partying like paris, you would call her pathetic. Anyways, I'm pretty much indifferent to her--I simply don't understand the psycho HATRED people feel for her.
TSpelling is Jewish, so she's technically a minority. So yeah, 11:45, we are only interested in WASP celebrities. Go dig deep into your issues of Ebony and People in Espanol and complain to someone who cares or noticed besided you.
What took so long? Vince was to nice to her. He didn't "shut down" all of her rebound bs (from armpit). Vince and all of you other boys out there need to learn. Women won't respect men who don't keep them in line. In no way do I mean physicall abuse. From the time women are babies they learn to manipulate, to get what they want. Any guy a woman can manipulate, they either treat them like a doormat or dump them.The way to keep a woman in line is to lower her self esteem and keep it there. Women, you may not like this or agree with it, but its true. Women want the man to be in charge. EXCEPT for the big chunky broads who are "large and in charge".
There must be something wrong with Jennifer. I mean really, the people she wants don't want her back. I bet you she's a prude. Or she's irritating. Or really.......just boring. I'd go for all of the above.
Yo, yo yo yo!!! Y'all only want to talk about the blue eyed DEVIL up in here!!
That's fucking RACISM, man! Why you all saying Rachel is boring? Why, because she's not loud like us?? Huh? You saying all blacks are loud?? Huh? Fucking racists, man.
Yes, we do need to get our people more representation on here, 11:45, I agree with yo ass. But, just don't make fun of them, because that's racist, yo.
They're damned if they do and damned if they don't. As soon as they talk about a black celeb, they're "racist." And when they don't talk about them, they're racist. Why don't we get rid of all black celebs so none of you have a reason to complain?
12:03 PM : I think most people who "hate" JA dislike her because she's the phony two-faced popular girl in high school that we all knew and hated. She comes across superficial and self-absorbed. I don't know her so I can't vouch for that.
OTOH, many many in-the-know gossip columnists all dislike her and say the same thing about her. That's coming from some real experiences, so I tend to believe the statistical majority who report how un-Friendly and shallow she is. No one really disputes that she has great hair, hot legs, and an above average fashion sense, so I don't think they're being biased. You can't believe everything you hear, but if you hear a lot of the same from a wide range of sources, there's a trend for a reason.
Personally, I don't believe there was much of a relationship there at all. I believe that it was arranged for the media. These two have less chemistry together than me and my favourite gay friend.
vince was just afraid that he was turning into a fat batchelor-for-life. some married friend must have given him a "grow up" sermon, so he proposed to nipply mclegs. the cold blast he got when she opened both her mouth and her legs brought him back to his senses, and he was saved. lucky guy. hopefully he was a real snore-farter when they were together (he looks like the type), so she'll have a little something to remember him.
So then todd makes fun of eva and janet to pacify the whiners
so that's the only possible reason? not because they're almost as interesting as, say, tori spelling? i bet you refuse to use pennies and 5 dollar bills.
Met Jennifer at one of her premieres she is one stuck up bitch. She was also at the Sundance Film Festival this year and she wouldn't leave the car after the screening of her movie. She told the driver to keep on driving around the festival circuit for more than an hour since she was afraid that fans would come up to her and ask for autographs. I like Team Jolie better. I remember when Angelina signed more than a hundred autographs for fans at the premiere of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Now that one nice celeb
supposedly vince said he unloaded on her face once and she was never the same after that. although, in her defense, it was valentine's day and he snuck up on her and said "turn around honey i have a surprise for you"
anyone remember the fat jennifer aniston? when she first started her career ("ferris bueller" the tv series), this girl's body wouldn't stop traffic, just absorb it.
jen, a little lipo and fame only stretches so far... stop being picky!
okay so I know what "anal" is...what's 'screechy' anal?
why all the race bs? See entry "beyonce shouldn't have won".
and please...todd and jenny both hate on eva longwhoria all the time.
this is an equal opportunity site. if you are in a tabloid, no matter your color todd or jenny might make fun of you. whatev. I'm mexican and I sure as hell don't feel prejudice from todd and jenny. I feel their witty humor and scathing meanness. and i LOVE it.
I remember when Angelina signed more than a hundred autographs for fans at the premiere of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Now that one nice celeb
Oh please, she probably did that to make herself look better. Rumors had been flying at that point about her cheating with Brad while he was married to Jennifer... If it took an hour of autograph signing to try and make naive fans think "yeah, maybe she slept with him, but she signed a picture...she's so nice!", she would have done it.
"and please...todd and jenny both hate on eva longwhoria all the time."
And they SHOULD. Eva Longoria is a fucking stupid idiot bitch. I can't stand her. No one should ever try as hard as she does. It's pathetic. I'm glad Tony dumped her ass (because we know that's how it really went down...)
Have you seen Dodgeball? Many of you likely have. Am I the only one who thinks this is Vince at his sexiest? When he tells Ben Stiller "don't go cryin to your momma when i spank you in front of all these people", I go weak in the knees. I'm not kidding. Hey, if Jen doesn't want him, tell him to come to Ontario Canada and I will be waiting.
The only good thing Jennifer's done was "The Good Girl". Other than that, oh, well she's not irritating in the fantastic "Office Space" but she's a minor noise in that, so I choose to ignore her.
But 'Friends' was a load of crap that just got steadily worse, and should have been axed at least three years before it was. At least she made a shitload of money out of it. Won't be doing much else from now on, other than walking the dogs.
Vance "the caveman" Vaughn left Jen so he could take over his dads WWE, Razzling X-perience. Vance McMahon "the cave man Vaughn" knows that he'll have to impregnate.. uh impress Keria Knightly with his smooth movies and pseudo-engish accent. You see he's more then a Gael "Gahey" Garica, cuz he wants Natalie Portman too... Even though she disagree's with Phyco-tomity as being a pseudo-science. Thats what I says so - luv Jonze
Jennifer Aniston has no anus. She is too refined and classy, she does not concern herself with menial tasks such as flatuation and excretion. She lets her housekeeper, Emmanuelle Chriqui, take shits for her.
he saw brad in her, that's what. look at all the "buddy" movies he does. this - sloppy seconds - is the closest he can come (so to speak) to consumating his buddyships. he needs to develop the courage to say "Brad...or Owen...or even Luke...I can't quit you!"
Gee, do you think he maybe got so tired of hearing her tell the press that their engagement was "insane" and pure "bullshit" that he just dropped her on her stupid boney ass? Can't keep a husband or a boyfriend...bet the dogs up and leave bitch next.
63 Comments:
Yes it's a TOTAL yawnfeast these two. They probably just bored each other to death so it's not a surprise at all that they broke up.
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
angelina read this and laughed so hard she took a giant dump on aniston's face
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
team aniston is starting to look a lot like the cubs
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
Although I think she's a stuck up cow, it was a good move for Jen. Vaughn was the rebound guy. They don't hardly ever last.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
Anyone who claims they wouldn't bang Rachel in a heartbeat is LYING.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
luckiest thing ever for vince. he's spared a lifetime of wordless missionary sex.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Um, I wouldn't bang Rachel in a heartbeat. I wouldn't bang Vince either. I'd just bump into him a few hundred times.
By Vigilante, on 11:19 AM
Anyone who claims they wouldn't bang Rachel in a heartbeat is LYING.
don't know why people say that. she's good looking, but not in any exceptional way, and she's got a whiny personality. obviously i'd do her (men are whores), but in the butt with no warning, just to see if i could change the pitch of her voice.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
"Joe Claus"... sounds like we have a late Oscar contender. 2:1 odds Ben Afflek is involved.
If Kelly Clarkson ate these two, nobody would notice.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
scarlett says they don't need to wake up
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
she's a vibrator girl. work-worry-vibrator. vince just got tired of all the droning from the two of them.
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
jen aniston's hot as hell... but such a BITCH. you don't want people seeing you topless? guess what bitch, your body and erect nipples are the whole reason you're rich and famous!
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
i would bang 2 of those dogs.
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
snore*
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
i'd bang vince and skeet in his sleepy eyes, nobody would notice, it's a victimless crime.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
look at that magazine cover. 4 stories, we get the 2 white ones posted here. figures.
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
I love everyone talking about how they'd "bang" Jennifer/Rachel. I'd put all my money down that she wouldn't let any of you guys on here "bang" her.
Don't flatter yourselves.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
11:45, you're a douchbag. If case you didn't notice we only mock celebrities here??? So I guess you're asking us to mock the minorities? take your dumbass elsewhere.
Anyways, I don't get why people hate on JA so much. I finally read the vanity fair article people get so worked up about with her. The quotes from Jen were all pretty darn mild. The author of the article was the one raking brad over the coals for what was so obvious (that he was banging jolie long before they were separated).
She's just a not-so-good actress who is fairly cute and very well dressed. She's 37...if she werern't so "boring" and was partying like paris, you would call her pathetic. Anyways, I'm pretty much indifferent to her--I simply don't understand the psycho HATRED people feel for her.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
eva and janet don't qualify as celebrities?
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
good illustration of the logical thinking problems that aniston-anus-kisser have
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
$10 is not a big bet
By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM
TSpelling is Jewish, so she's technically a minority. So yeah, 11:45, we are only interested in WASP celebrities. Go dig deep into your issues of Ebony and People in Espanol and complain to someone who cares or noticed besided you.
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
What took so long? Vince was to nice to her. He didn't "shut down" all of her rebound bs (from armpit). Vince and all of you other boys out there need to learn. Women won't respect men who don't keep them in line. In no way do I mean physicall abuse. From the time women are babies they learn to manipulate, to get what they want. Any guy a woman can manipulate, they either treat them like a doormat or dump them.The way to keep a woman in line is to lower her self esteem and keep it there. Women, you may not like this or agree with it, but its true. Women want the man to be in charge. EXCEPT for the big chunky broads who are "large and in charge".
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
i'd bang = i would bang. not i will bang. it's a "just sayin" type of thing, not a confusion over reality.
for example: "there's no way i'd bang that snippy little bitch anon 11:59 AM"
By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
I wouldn't bang her in a heartbeat. Christ, who would risk getting an eye put out by that chin of hers just for a used up piece of pussy. No thanks!
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
I think the point 12:03 is making is that 11:45 is calling todd racist for not making fun of eva or janet.
So then todd makes fun of eva and janet to pacify the whiners. He'll likely be called a racist for making fun of the celebrities with of "color".
damned if do, damned if you don't.
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
man this is the Grand Wizard of celeb sites
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
Girl seriously needs some Botox for frown lines between the eyes.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
She's got nice puppies.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
There must be something wrong with Jennifer. I mean really, the people she wants don't want her back. I bet you she's a prude. Or she's irritating. Or really.......just boring. I'd go for all of the above.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Yo, yo yo yo!!!
Y'all only want to talk about the blue eyed DEVIL up in here!!
That's fucking RACISM, man! Why you all saying Rachel is boring? Why, because she's not loud like us?? Huh? You saying all blacks are loud?? Huh? Fucking racists, man.
Yes, we do need to get our people more representation on here, 11:45, I agree with yo ass.
But, just don't make fun of them, because that's racist, yo.
Loud and Proud
-Blingy
By Blingy Washington, on 1:21 PM
They're damned if they do and damned if they don't. As soon as they talk about a black celeb, they're "racist." And when they don't talk about them, they're racist. Why don't we get rid of all black celebs so none of you have a reason to complain?
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
12:03 PM : I think most people who "hate" JA dislike her because she's the phony two-faced popular girl in high school that we all knew and hated. She comes across superficial and self-absorbed. I don't know her so I can't vouch for that.
OTOH, many many in-the-know gossip columnists all dislike her and say the same thing about her. That's coming from some real experiences, so I tend to believe the statistical majority who report how un-Friendly and shallow she is. No one really disputes that she has great hair, hot legs, and an above average fashion sense, so I don't think they're being biased. You can't believe everything you hear, but if you hear a lot of the same from a wide range of sources, there's a trend for a reason.
Personally, I don't believe there was much of a relationship there at all. I believe that it was arranged for the media. These two have less chemistry together than me and my favourite gay friend.
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
Her rack still needs fondling. No need to push me hard.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
Blingy Washington is fucking awesome! lmfao
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
vince was just afraid that he was turning into a fat batchelor-for-life. some married friend must have given him a "grow up" sermon, so he proposed to nipply mclegs. the cold blast he got when she opened both her mouth and her legs brought him back to his senses, and he was saved. lucky guy. hopefully he was a real snore-farter when they were together (he looks like the type), so she'll have a little something to remember him.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
So then todd makes fun of eva and janet to pacify the whiners
so that's the only possible reason? not because they're almost as interesting as, say, tori spelling? i bet you refuse to use pennies and 5 dollar bills.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
kelly says one of her favorites is cold bitch with a side of hot dogs
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
Looks like it's just Jen and the dogs then.
By Captain Obvious, on 2:00 PM
Met Jennifer at one of her premieres she is one stuck up bitch. She was also at the Sundance Film Festival this year and she wouldn't leave the car after the screening of her movie. She told the driver to keep on driving around the festival circuit for more than an hour since she was afraid that fans would come up to her and ask for autographs. I like Team Jolie better. I remember when Angelina signed more than a hundred autographs for fans at the premiere of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Now that one nice celeb
By whinybitch, on 2:02 PM
Yo 1:54.
I feel you.
Come over to my place (Bronx YMCA... huge building next to Popeye's Chicken. Can't miss it, bitch.)
I'll let you eat fried pigs feet out of my ass. And then we'll march. We'll raise out fist to this tyrannicalization.
This predujistation is an abominablization. My precipitation of this situation is a negativation. Cease this honkination.
By Blingy Washington, on 2:05 PM
plus angie gives screechy anal
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
supposedly vince said he unloaded on her face once and she was never the same after that. although, in her defense, it was valentine's day and he snuck up on her and said "turn around honey i have a surprise for you"
By Anonymous, on 2:16 PM
kelly says chocolate-covered pigs feet are her favorite!
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
"Why Vince Left Jen" because he talked to a guy who said, remember when you used to have sex with a girl and she didn't make a face the whole time?
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
anyone remember the fat jennifer aniston? when she first started her career ("ferris bueller" the tv series), this girl's body wouldn't stop traffic, just absorb it.
jen, a little lipo and fame only stretches so far... stop being picky!
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
okay so I know what "anal" is...what's 'screechy' anal?
why all the race bs? See entry "beyonce shouldn't have won".
and please...todd and jenny both hate on eva longwhoria all the time.
this is an equal opportunity site. if you are in a tabloid, no matter your color todd or jenny might make fun of you. whatev. I'm mexican and I sure as hell don't feel prejudice from todd and jenny. I feel their witty humor and scathing meanness. and i LOVE it.
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
I remember when Angelina signed more than a hundred autographs for fans at the premiere of Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Now that one nice celeb
Oh please, she probably did that to make herself look better. Rumors had been flying at that point about her cheating with Brad while he was married to Jennifer... If it took an hour of autograph signing to try and make naive fans think "yeah, maybe she slept with him, but she signed a picture...she's so nice!", she would have done it.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Angelina Jolie has nothing to do with this fucking story.
Shut the fuck up, psychos!!
By Team Fuck all of you, on 2:39 PM
not true - jon voight told vince he should be dating shakira, that's why they broke up.
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
"and please...todd and jenny both hate on eva longwhoria all the time."
And they SHOULD. Eva Longoria is a fucking stupid idiot bitch. I can't stand her. No one should ever try as hard as she does. It's pathetic. I'm glad Tony dumped her ass (because we know that's how it really went down...)
[/rant]
By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
Anonymous said...
"Anyone who claims they wouldn't bang Rachel in a heartbeat is LYING."
yeah i'd bang her......with a shovel.
its widely reported that she's a FAB (fake-ass bitch) and her face is jacked to boot, so she has no reason to be stuck up.
besides her "relationship" with vince wasn't even real, it was just for publicity so she wouldn't look so pathetic
By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
Have you seen Dodgeball? Many of you likely have. Am I the only one who thinks this is Vince at his sexiest? When he tells Ben Stiller "don't go cryin to your momma when i spank you in front of all these people", I go weak in the knees. I'm not kidding. Hey, if Jen doesn't want him, tell him to come to Ontario Canada and I will be waiting.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 PM
The only good thing Jennifer's done was "The Good Girl". Other than that, oh, well she's not irritating in the fantastic "Office Space" but she's a minor noise in that, so I choose to ignore her.
But 'Friends' was a load of crap that just got steadily worse, and should have been axed at least three years before it was. At least she made a shitload of money out of it. Won't be doing much else from now on, other than walking the dogs.
By Smartie, on 6:00 PM
Maniston looks like a beat up old shoe no wonder no man wants her.
By Anonymous, on 7:48 PM
Vance "the caveman" Vaughn left Jen so he could take over his dads WWE, Razzling X-perience. Vance McMahon "the cave man Vaughn" knows that he'll have to impregnate.. uh impress Keria Knightly with his smooth movies and pseudo-engish accent. You see he's more then a Gael "Gahey" Garica, cuz he wants Natalie Portman too... Even though she disagree's with Phyco-tomity as being a pseudo-science. Thats what I says so - luv Jonze
By luv Jonze, on 10:18 PM
Jennifer Aniston has no anus. She is too refined and classy, she does not concern herself with menial tasks such as flatuation and excretion.
She lets her housekeeper, Emmanuelle Chriqui, take shits for her.
By anus analyst, on 7:13 AM
Vince was a fool to give up those club chicks for this fug faced furniture. What he and Brad ever saw in her is a mystery.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
he saw brad in her, that's what. look at all the "buddy" movies he does. this - sloppy seconds - is the closest he can come (so to speak) to consumating his buddyships. he needs to develop the courage to say "Brad...or Owen...or even Luke...I can't quit you!"
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
whatever, she's still hot and I like her personality. she's funny on friends. funny and hot = good.
By Andy, on 3:18 PM
andy andy andy. you're why tv sucks.
By Anonymous, on 5:00 PM
Gee, do you think he maybe got so tired of hearing her tell the press that their engagement was "insane" and pure "bullshit" that he just dropped her on her stupid boney ass? Can't keep a husband or a boyfriend...bet the dogs up and leave bitch next.
By Anonymous, on 6:08 PM
Vince probably freaked out when he rolled over in the morning and saw Traniston out of make-up.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
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