you're right, she's looking totally hot again, especially with all the come-hither cerebral palsy facial expressions. nice sequence when she looks down and thinks she sees a tummy bulge. there's the pathology, caught on candid camera.
the third picture is exactly what guys look like (except naked) when a boning session develops a hitch, and they make an excuse to run to the bathroom and silently scream at their cocks to please GET HARD NOW!
she'd have to ditch the blonde hair, but jessica alba could have played mariane pearl. poorly, granted, and with lots of shockingly gratuitous slow-motion grieving-in-thong-panties scenes, but still, there's no denying that as an actress, she's...tan.
I can't stand her with that cheesy blonde hair. It just doesn't go with her coloring. Kind of like when the Cuban women down here in South Florida dump a box of Clairol's "Natural Golden Blonde" on their head and think they look good.
1st a (joking) F you to 2:56 , it's all about the firecrotches, redheads are HOT.
2nd..... alba BIIIIITCH, i can't believe this girl, she's stunning (at least facially, the body is a litttttle too itty bitty) but she's so riDONKulously self conscious. how does thhat happen? is she BLIND? if i was jessica fucking alba i'd be so in love with myself you wouldn't need a groom at my wedding
I realize that this is a celebrity bashing site, but realistically I am betting that almost every guy who posts to this site couldn't get a piece of something this good if they tried! The closest most of you will get is wacking off to a picture of her while sitting in front of your computer! Be sure you have the splash guard for your keyboard!
Blondes are not always hotter than brunettes or redheads. That's a stupid assesment to make. Maybe to you blondes are hotter in general but not everyone likes blondes. There are plenty of hot non-blondes out there that blow even the most beautiful blondes away. It's all a matter of personal opinion.
But I do agree Alba needs to go brunette again. But hey, it's her hair she can do what she damned pleaes with it.
I could never understand their screaming need to have THIS girl as Susan Storm, aka Invisible Sumthin.
Not the all-American type, not the angelical type, not blonde and not talented. And then the executives try to understand why the film wasn't the huge hit they expected it to be...
who wants to bet that the person that keeps screaming BLONDES ARE THE HOTTEST is an ugly ass blonde just trying to make herself feel better? get over yourself bitch. your blonde hair won't make up for the fact that you have an ugly face
P.S. asian and latina chicks are generally prettier than any blonde white chick. it's true. don't hate.
jessica alba looks weird in this picture. her skin looks oily. jessica is not very talented but guys die for her so they keep putting her in movies.i dont hate her or anything all i am saying is that their are better actresses out there.
god you all are so pathetic. i'm not sure how to insult every fat whore or insecure guy who has the need to express their pointless opinion, which i'm one of both(its kinky), its the point of the website but of all people, Alba is one of the good guys, why bring her down to your pathetic level?
Isn't she a little young for botox? Is it me, or does her forehead look pulled tighter than my sweet fabulous ass. She's still pretty hot though, minus the fake blond hair. Sin City Jess, muuuuch better.
anonymous> ...but she's so riDONKulously self conscious. how does thhat happen? is she BLIND? if i was jessica fucking alba i'd be so in love with myself you wouldn't need a groom at my wedding
Be careful what you wish for. Look at how well the overconfident attitude is working for Mariah Carey. You get to see her stomping around in her size 18 underwear on stage (that her stylist sews size 2 labels into).
Natalie Portman looks like she lost some weight to play Susan Stormy in VanTastic Two! Oh... thats Jessie "Do Me" Alba. Tom Cruise might have the "tools to get though life" but Jessie Alba owns "The Tool Box". Tom couln't get his sox with Jessica, so he's a real "glib" a-hole. Why is Susan Stormy getting Married to her BROTHER? There's laws against that CRAP! Isn't there?.... duh...
Why? Just this question: why? Everyone can see that she had more than a thousand plastic surgeries! I hate her rat face! I'm sure her IQ is under 0, that's why she has to put all her breasts and ass out all the time. And I'm not talking about that she's horribly cross-eyes... She makes my stomach rise!
as soon as i looked at the pictures, i thought 'oh my god, could you ever meet a bigger diva?!'
seriously, if you look at any non-anorexic woman, miss alba, you would notice that they, too, have that little 'pooch' on their stomachs. big frickin' deal---its called being normal, lol.
btw, everyone here is absolutely hilarious. i can't stop laughing at your comments...im pretty sure im gonna keep coming back here! :)
whats the all-American type 4:52 a white girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.theirs other kind of ppl in this country that dont fit that description and are indeed american.
She looks pretty bad as a blonde. And that bitch face in the 5th picture doesn't help. I really wish she'd get over herself, she can barely act, and when she does, the most memorable thing about her to men is her body and their desire to see her naked. Great accomplishments, Jess...and her shrinking body and lollipop head will not help her either.
Stop saying you don't like her with blonde hair! Your comments are making it sound like she woke up one day and said “Geez I think I’ll dye my hair blonde today”. It's for the movie. She is playing a character with blonde hair aka Sue Storm. And to all of you fools saying she’s not attractive give me a freaking break! But maybe I’m wrong and you all date supermodels....
She's a snooty LA girl who will do anything not to be just another mexican girl actress in LA (she always makes sure to add that she's also Danish and French on her mom's side). She treats people like dirt and has an ego the size of that shiny forehead.
she's too plastic looking now that she's nearly on the A list. she's still hot but when i see her, it's "barbie!!!!!". plus the fact that she's not a great actor...these factors culmulatively turn me off seeing her films.
So many people are making comments based on these pictures and that is absolutely hysterical! Come on people, these picture were taken of her made up on a movie set! We do not know to what context this scene takes! It could be a nightmare scene of some type! It could be a bad dream. Or it could be her wedding day. Makeup and costume in Hollywood are far from real! Making judgements based on these pics is insane unless you know the background and premise of the scene being filmed!
=== === === ==She's so overrated, that's all. All her talent is in her a*s and her now flat chest. And she says that she won't pose naked? Boo Hoo! that GQ shoot she did, um... she looked pretty naked to me. Hypocrite. Tease.
10:02, are you trying to say that pics 4-7 are part of a shoot? Because I'm willing to bet they're in between takes. And in between takes she gets to be her "normal" self. And if you'll notice, she looks like a total bitch in all four shots.
And by many accounts I hear she's a real cunt in person.
One more thing, anyone notice the difference in distance between her and her co-star in pic 1 (before the shot was "ruined") and pic 8? It looks like she wigged out and got all pissy with the guy. Like they say, a picture says a thousand words.
I think that being part of a scene does quite a bit! I am not saying that she is not a bitch as I have no idea what she is like. What I am saying is that everyone can take a bad picture 100's of times a day as you could be yawning or just sneazed or a variety of things when the shutter snaps. Also she has been dressed and made up for a scene so there is no telling the context of the scene or the weather outside, or teasing someone, or being a prima donna. There are so many variables, and making judgements based on these pics is laughable.
I have to say I agree with 11:41am. I don't doubt a bit that Alba's a diva, I just wanted to add that from my experience, squinting in the sun, like everyone in those pics is doing, tends to make someone look pretty crabby. Add in talking and making faces in general conversation and you get some pretty funny pictures (especially when they're unexpected). PS-Until now, I've never disagreed with vigilante. You always beat me to what I want to say. I love you.
Laughable or not, I wouldn't make judgements solely on the pictures alone. It's not in my nature. I'm making judgements on her body language in accompaniment with articles like this, and this, and this, and this.
It's all well and good to be the devil's advocate, but when the devil goes bottle blonde and wears a scowl worthy of the title "Queen Bitch of the Universe" then you have to kind of wonder if, in this case, reading is believing.
And I did not kill the last person who disagreed with me. I sat down on the couch next to them to work out my differences like an adult. It's not my fault the guy got trapped underneath my fluffy behind and suffocated to death.
All charges were dropped when I called the prosecuting attorney a racist. True story.
October 16, 2006 10:02 AM October 16, 2006 11:41 AM October 16, 2006 12:15 PM
You're missing the point of this site, by just a bit.
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Actually I don't think I missed the point of this site at all! I realize that this is a celeb bashing site, but come on, at least be honest! If they are trashy enough, let it speak for themselves! If something has an obvious possibility of flaw, show it as such! If these were pics of her in her own personal life, that would be different. But since they are obviously of her on a movie set, there are too many variables to account for!
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you're right, she's looking totally hot again, especially with all the come-hither cerebral palsy facial expressions. nice sequence when she looks down and thinks she sees a tummy bulge. there's the pathology, caught on candid camera.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
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====Yuck. She has very square shoulders, and check out her lllonnng neck. She is so overrated.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
These pictures just scream DIVA to me. There's a reason she's called the Alba Bitch, pic 5 captures her in mid-bitchrant perfectly.
By Vigilante, on 11:06 AM
It looks like she's cussing out her stomach. "Damn U!" She looks dissapointed by it. That's sad.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
kelly wants some pumpkin pie.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
the third picture is exactly what guys look like (except naked) when a boning session develops a hitch, and they make an excuse to run to the bathroom and silently scream at their cocks to please GET HARD NOW!
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
I'll bet the guy is thankin his lucky stars it wasn't a real wedding.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
if it were a real wedding, at the reception people on the groom's side would keep asking her dad to refill their water glasses. awkward.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
She is also known as Albatross and Lollipop head.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
she'd have to ditch the blonde hair, but jessica alba could have played mariane pearl. poorly, granted, and with lots of shockingly gratuitous slow-motion grieving-in-thong-panties scenes, but still, there's no denying that as an actress, she's...tan.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
Oh come on, she's beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
Yumm. There's just somthin' about a chick in a wedding dress ... especially a skin-tight one that looks like it would repel any, um, stains.
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
I can't stand her with that cheesy blonde hair. It just doesn't go with her coloring. Kind of like when the Cuban women down here in South Florida dump a box of Clairol's "Natural Golden Blonde" on their head and think they look good.
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
^ LOL! Yeah, that "natural" shade of orange is really sexy.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
She has gorgeous, glowing skin that I would die for. But you could land a 747 on her forehead.
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
you're right, she's looking totally hot again, especially with all the come-hither cerebral palsy facial expressions.
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Can't. Stop. Laughing.
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
totally overrated and a bore. banging her would be a snoozefest.
By Anonymous, on 2:46 PM
wtf is with everyone wanting to be to be blonde?? fucking stupid if you ask me.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Blondes are hotter. Always have been. Always will be.
Except -
Asians, Latinas and black girls who dye their hair blond = NOT hot.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
The weight loss really shows of her attractive, weapon-like, pointy chin. Hot.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
1st a (joking) F you to 2:56 , it's all about the firecrotches, redheads are HOT.
2nd..... alba BIIIIITCH, i can't believe this girl, she's stunning (at least facially, the body is a litttttle too itty bitty) but she's so riDONKulously self conscious. how does thhat happen? is she BLIND? if i was jessica fucking alba i'd be so in love with myself you wouldn't need a groom at my wedding
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
She looks better with dark hair. And Fantastic Four 2? Did anybody actually see the first one? Yeah, she's quite an actress alright.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
I prefer blondes.
By a gentleman, on 3:44 PM
Pics 4-7 highlight her natural personality perfectly. Could she be more of a bitch? Gorgeous, don't get me wrong, but a total bitch.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
I realize that this is a celebrity bashing site, but realistically I am betting that almost every guy who posts to this site couldn't get a piece of something this good if they tried!
The closest most of you will get is wacking off to a picture of her while sitting in front of your computer! Be sure you have the splash guard for your keyboard!
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
Blondes are not always hotter than brunettes or redheads. That's a stupid assesment to make. Maybe to you blondes are hotter in general but not everyone likes blondes.
There are plenty of hot non-blondes out there that blow even the most beautiful blondes away. It's all a matter of personal opinion.
But I do agree Alba needs to go brunette again. But hey, it's her hair she can do what she damned pleaes with it.
By Anonymous, on 4:04 PM
blah blah blah
blondes are hot
deal
By biff, on 4:31 PM
I could never understand their screaming need to have THIS girl as Susan Storm, aka Invisible Sumthin.
Not the all-American type, not the angelical type, not blonde and not talented. And then the executives try to understand why the film wasn't the huge hit they expected it to be...
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
who wants to bet that the person that keeps screaming BLONDES ARE THE HOTTEST is an ugly ass blonde just trying to make herself feel better? get over yourself bitch. your blonde hair won't make up for the fact that you have an ugly face
P.S. asian and latina chicks are generally prettier than any blonde white chick. it's true. don't hate.
By Anonymous, on 7:06 PM
I saw this girl interviewed on the red carpet one time. She would do better if she used her mouth to suck and not talk.
By Anonymous, on 7:10 PM
jessica alba looks weird in this picture. her skin looks oily. jessica is not very talented but guys die for her so they keep putting her in movies.i dont hate her or anything all i am saying is that their are better actresses out there.
By Anonymous, on 7:44 PM
"angelical" haha, learn english and then your opinion might count
By Anonymous, on 9:08 PM
Ugh Good good.. they're making a 2nd Fantastic 4??? Uuuuuuugh
By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
Self-hating,in denial,delusional bitch!
By Anonymous, on 10:38 PM
*stops lurking*
By Anonymous, on 11:34 PM
god you all are so pathetic. i'm not sure how to insult every fat whore or insecure guy who has the need to express their pointless opinion, which i'm one of both(its kinky), its the point of the website but of all people, Alba is one of the good guys, why bring her down to your pathetic level?
By mofo, on 11:56 PM
Isn't she a little young for botox? Is it me, or does her forehead look pulled tighter than my sweet fabulous ass. She's still pretty hot though, minus the fake blond hair. Sin City Jess, muuuuch better.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 AM
Didn't the first film bomb?
I smell straight-to-video.
By sam991, on 3:24 AM
She looks like a Stepford wife here....ick.
By Anonymous, on 7:25 AM
anonymous>
...but she's so riDONKulously self conscious. how does thhat happen? is she BLIND? if i was jessica fucking alba i'd be so in love with myself you wouldn't need a groom at my wedding
Be careful what you wish for. Look at how well the overconfident attitude is working for Mariah Carey. You get to see her stomping around in her size 18 underwear on stage (that her stylist sews size 2 labels into).
By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM
The blonde hair is gross, but she's looking a little better body-wise.
By Anonymous, on 9:17 AM
She does have a stomach bulge, and she looks like a bitch in the 5th picture. Tough shit!
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
uhhh....the world was actually clamoring for a sequel to the FIRST Fantastic Four...? wow: go figure...
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
The beaner chicks age badly. I know, my last gf was one!
By Anonymous, on 6:52 PM
Natalie Portman looks like she lost some weight to play Susan Stormy in VanTastic Two! Oh... thats Jessie "Do Me" Alba. Tom Cruise might have the "tools to get though life" but Jessie Alba owns "The Tool Box". Tom couln't get his sox with Jessica, so he's a real "glib" a-hole. Why is Susan Stormy getting Married to her BROTHER? There's laws against that CRAP! Isn't there?.... duh...
By Your Glib Matt!, on 7:27 PM
she looks like shit
we all know she looks best face down, with a little bikini on, sticking her vagina out!
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
Why? Just this question: why? Everyone can see that she had more than a thousand plastic surgeries! I hate her rat face! I'm sure her IQ is under 0, that's why she has to put all her breasts and ass out all the time. And I'm not talking about that she's horribly cross-eyes... She makes my stomach rise!
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
vigilante, i agree with you completely!
as soon as i looked at the pictures, i thought 'oh my god, could you ever meet a bigger diva?!'
seriously, if you look at any non-anorexic woman, miss alba, you would notice that they, too, have that little 'pooch' on their stomachs. big frickin' deal---its called being normal, lol.
btw, everyone here is absolutely hilarious. i can't stop laughing at your comments...im pretty sure im gonna keep coming back here! :)
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
whats the all-American type 4:52 a white girl with blonde hair and blue eyes.theirs other kind of ppl in this country that dont fit that description and are indeed american.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
I would love to glaze this chick like a donut... She is fab sexy, a lusty piece of ass that make me drool.
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
She looks pretty bad as a blonde. And that bitch face in the 5th picture doesn't help. I really wish she'd get over herself, she can barely act, and when she does, the most memorable thing about her to men is her body and their desire to see her naked. Great accomplishments, Jess...and her shrinking body and lollipop head will not help her either.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
Why is her skin tone usually orange?
This bimbo has as much acting talent and appeal as a housebrick. Go the pumpkin!
By Smartie, on 7:37 PM
Stop saying you don't like her with blonde hair! Your comments are making it sound like she woke up one day and said “Geez I think I’ll dye my hair blonde today”. It's for the movie. She is playing a character with blonde hair aka Sue Storm. And to all of you fools saying she’s not attractive give me a freaking break! But maybe I’m wrong and you all date supermodels....
By Anonymous, on 12:13 AM
She's a snooty LA girl who will do anything not to be just another mexican girl actress in LA (she always makes sure to add that she's also Danish and French on her mom's side). She treats people like dirt and has an ego the size of that shiny forehead.
Sourpuss face!
DianasCouch
http://dianascouch.blogspot.com
By DianasCouch, on 7:02 AM
she's too plastic looking now that she's nearly on the A list. she's still hot but when i see her, it's "barbie!!!!!". plus the fact that she's not a great actor...these factors culmulatively turn me off seeing her films.
By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM
if she grabbed my dick and jammed it up her ass, i wouldn't resist
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
i hope we see nipples and vulva this week. nipples and vulva. n/v. hummina.
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
So many people are making comments based on these pictures and that is absolutely hysterical! Come on people, these picture were taken of her made up on a movie set! We do not know to what context this scene takes! It could be a nightmare scene of some type! It could be a bad dream. Or it could be her wedding day.
Makeup and costume in Hollywood are far from real! Making judgements based on these pics is insane unless you know the background and premise of the scene being filmed!
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
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==She's so overrated, that's all.
All her talent is in her a*s and her now flat chest. And she says that she won't pose naked? Boo Hoo! that GQ shoot she did, um... she looked pretty naked to me. Hypocrite. Tease.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
10:02, are you trying to say that pics 4-7 are part of a shoot? Because I'm willing to bet they're in between takes. And in between takes she gets to be her "normal" self. And if you'll notice, she looks like a total bitch in all four shots.
And by many accounts I hear she's a real cunt in person.
One more thing, anyone notice the difference in distance between her and her co-star in pic 1 (before the shot was "ruined") and pic 8? It looks like she wigged out and got all pissy with the guy. Like they say, a picture says a thousand words.
By Vigilante, on 10:17 AM
I think that being part of a scene does quite a bit! I am not saying that she is not a bitch as I have no idea what she is like.
What I am saying is that everyone can take a bad picture 100's of times a day as you could be yawning or just sneazed or a variety of things when the shutter snaps. Also she has been dressed and made up for a scene so there is no telling the context of the scene or the weather outside, or teasing someone, or being a prima donna.
There are so many variables, and making judgements based on these pics is laughable.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
I have to say I agree with 11:41am. I don't doubt a bit that Alba's a diva, I just wanted to add that from my experience, squinting in the sun, like everyone in those pics is doing, tends to make someone look pretty crabby. Add in talking and making faces in general conversation and you get some pretty funny pictures (especially when they're unexpected).
PS-Until now, I've never disagreed with vigilante. You always beat me to what I want to say. I love you.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
still, i'd say the top 2 variables are diva-ness and cerebral palsy
By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM
so you're saying her expressions were photoshopped by a racist asian. that's just great.
By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM
vigilante killed the last person who disagreed with her
By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
Laughable or not, I wouldn't make judgements solely on the pictures alone. It's not in my nature. I'm making judgements on her body language in accompaniment with articles like this, and this, and this, and this.
It's all well and good to be the devil's advocate, but when the devil goes bottle blonde and wears a scowl worthy of the title "Queen Bitch of the Universe" then you have to kind of wonder if, in this case, reading is believing.
By Vigilante, on 12:45 PM
Awww, 12:15, you're so sweet! I love you too, sweetie!
By Vigilante, on 1:03 PM
And I did not kill the last person who disagreed with me. I sat down on the couch next to them to work out my differences like an adult. It's not my fault the guy got trapped underneath my fluffy behind and suffocated to death.
All charges were dropped when I called the prosecuting attorney a racist. True story.
By Vigilante, on 1:26 PM
Vigilante, you can trap me underneath yo fluffy behind anyday.
Love me some white bitches.
By blingy washington, on 1:32 PM
Blingy, I'd love to be the cream in your coffee...mmm-mmm.
By Vigilante, on 1:36 PM
October 16, 2006 10:02 AM
October 16, 2006 11:41 AM
October 16, 2006 12:15 PM
You're missing the point of this site, by just a bit.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
true. we're about bashing celebs. celeb-defenders and factual thinking are not encouraged.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
October 16, 2006 10:02 AM
October 16, 2006 11:41 AM
October 16, 2006 12:15 PM
You're missing the point of this site, by just a bit.
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Actually I don't think I missed the point of this site at all!
I realize that this is a celeb bashing site, but come on, at least be honest! If they are trashy enough, let it speak for themselves! If something has an obvious possibility of flaw, show it as such!
If these were pics of her in her own personal life, that would be different. But since they are obviously of her on a movie set, there are too many variables to account for!
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
^ ditto.
By Anonymous, on 3:45 PM
*YAWN*
By Anonymous, on 9:35 PM
Holy skeleton, I'm scrolling back to Monica Belluci.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 PM
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