At this point i don't think there's anything this chick could do that would put me off her. She could beat a nun to death with a tyre iron and i'd still be watching her work out.
maybe she's in training to force alicia keys to be a bottom. tough goal, with alicia heading toward 2 bills from the looks of it. if alicia got her thigh-stumps around jessica's head, it'd be all over - nobody survives the AK chocolate flabalanche.
Please, please, please...please let her run into K-Tard one day (preferably during a particularly nasty bout of PMS) and find some small reason to seriously hospitalize his ass.
I am so sculpted and round that you want to pound me flat. Unfortunately I'm not into asses with hair on them. I like the sweet glistening of girl flesh.
"i love being jessica's trainer, but it's kinda weird. i don't know, maybe she always eats tuna sandwiches before she works out. but every time she starts breathing heavily, i swear it smells like pussy."
i love the 4th pic, where her trainer (or assistant or whatever) says, "so, do want to go have a drink or something" not realizing she's a power lesbian. check out her expression.
Who keeps calling sandwiches "sammiches" for the love of god, please stop that! I hate when people say that, I don't even know why... but please, stop ... for me?
this bitch is boring. Here is a much better story.
BitterWaitress has a fantastic board where people post their bad tip experiences called the Shitty Tipper Database!. we pulled out some of the celebrity highlights cuz we know that's the part you care about... (Celeb - total check/ tip, followed by servers comment)
Bill Cosby - $375.00 / $3.00 "Eat your puddin' phlism-phlasm, bism basm, poppin, baaaaaah"
Ricki Lake - $142.44 / $8.00 "Can you believe it , after the son ripped through the restaurant and scattered food everywhere. How rude, we tried to keep them happy at all times, feeding and kissing butt. And, that's the thanx we get. Offering a free desert too. Fame,who's the shame."
Bruce Willis - $450.00 / $30.00 "The whole party was really rude"
Rachel Ray - $10.00 / $1.05 "She is promoting a less than 20% tip on a show that millions of people watch. And she is a CHEF!! I can believe someone in the industry would ever tip less than 20%, which IS the norm these days. She's a straight beast.
Bobby Brown -$250.00 / $10.00 "I was the server of mister brown and well certanly was't a nice experince he was rude and want special items where was't in the menu and his kids so bad behive they dump the sugar out of the package on the table and all the adults did't pay any attencion"
Britney Spears $523.20 / $26.00 Rude to me and my server assistant. She made me run my ass off.
Sean Penn - $450.00 / $0.00 "Sean Penn is in New Orleans filming & came into my restaurant with 3 other people. Waited on them hand and foot. The bill $450.00 - the tip: none. Cheapskate."
Maggie Gyllenhaal - $200.00 / $6.00 "Long story short, she got great service and the owner instructed my manager to comp her entire check, as he is a fan of hers. She thanked me profusely and acted all shocked when I told her that the bill was on the house. I almost fainted when I went out to the table after they'd gone to pick up my tip -- six bucks. "
Kirsten Dunst $223.00 / $0.00 She smelled, badly. She wasn't even coherent. The guy she was with had to order for her. Bitches didn't leave a tip
you missed the best item there - jessica biel counted out a big tip in cash, then smiled at the waitress, said "you'll have to go get it!" and then kneeled on a chair, pointed her ass at the waitress, pulled her leggings down, and put the money in her buttcrack. true story.
People who like asses have homosexual tendencies. What if she shits on your dick in the middle of the sex? Gross. I'm a boob-man all the way.
6:12 AM
^^^^^^ ARE YOU ON DRUGS?? WHAT THE HELL CAN YOU DO WITH JUST HER TITS YOU WOULD BE BORED AFTER A FEW MINUTES AND MEN WHO LIKE WOMEN ASSES DON'T HAVE HOMO TENDENCIES YOU MORON , AND THERE IS NO SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING HER ASS SHE GETS CLEAN FIRTS YOU MUST BE A LITTLE KID WHO DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SEX HA HA HA SO SAD
kelly says she agrees, jessica will be too tough and chewy, and will definitely need added salt. danni will be more tender, even though she'll taste like mutton.
Anonymous said... This site has officially become boring. The "Jessical Biel working out/Has a great ass" postings are getting old.
October 10, 2006 10:33 AM ----------------------------------
agreed but you have to remember that a lot of males on here are virgins who get panick attacks when women pass by them in real life. only thing jessica has going for her is her as..........shes not hot at all. just has a hot ass people. her face is fucked up
63 Comments:
Dear Jessica Biel,
Please kick my ass and let me touch yours.
Thank you.
Love,
Guy Who Loves Your Ass
By Anonymous, on 2:43 AM
She works hard to stay in shape. Got to give it to her!
By Anonymous, on 3:14 AM
best body in hollywood, oh my
By Anonymous, on 3:49 AM
At this point i don't think there's anything this chick could do that would put me off her. She could beat a nun to death with a tyre iron and i'd still be watching her work out.
By sam991, on 4:09 AM
Holy shit...she's working out!
By Anonymous, on 4:16 AM
My god what an ass.Best in hollywood!
By Anonymous, on 4:46 AM
she has a great butt!
<3,
stef
By Anonymous, on 4:52 AM
her girlfriend must get really bruised
By Anonymous, on 5:12 AM
People who like asses have homosexual tendencies. What if she shits on your dick in the middle of the sex? Gross. I'm a boob-man all the way.
By Anonymous, on 6:12 AM
maybe she's in training to force alicia keys to be a bottom. tough goal, with alicia heading toward 2 bills from the looks of it. if alicia got her thigh-stumps around jessica's head, it'd be all over - nobody survives the AK chocolate flabalanche.
By Anonymous, on 6:15 AM
What is this site's obsession with her workouts? This is like the fifth series of pics you've posted of her working out. BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:19 AM
Please, please, please...please let her run into K-Tard one day (preferably during a particularly nasty bout of PMS) and find some small reason to seriously hospitalize his ass.
By Vigilante, on 6:21 AM
Look at her fat ass in those first three pix! She needs to lay off the sammiches a little.
By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM
She should buy a membership to that health club so that she could actually go inside to work out.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 AM
or it would be batman and robin. talk about awkward.
By d, on 6:44 AM
jeez, like Jessica Biel much?
By Anonymous, on 6:44 AM
Dear Guy Who Loves Your Ass,
I am so sculpted and round that you want to pound me flat. Unfortunately I'm not into asses with hair on them. I like the sweet glistening of girl flesh.
Respectfully,
Jessica Biel's Ass.
By CK1, on 6:49 AM
Wouldn't it be easier to just copy and paste all the "it's a man"/"she's hot" comments from the last Jessica Biel workout post?
By Anonymous, on 7:32 AM
Okay, we got it. You like Jessica.
It's getting boring...
By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM
Ok Jessica Biel, we get, you're a dyke.
By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM
People Magazines next issue. Jessica Biel on the front cover. " Yep, I'm a Dyke! "
By Anonymous, on 7:37 AM
I would'nt say Jessica Biel is ugly but she is not that pretty at all. Compare her to Jessica Alba and you'll see who's more feminine.
By Anonymous, on 7:42 AM
"i love being jessica's trainer, but it's kinda weird. i don't know, maybe she always eats tuna sandwiches before she works out. but every time she starts breathing heavily, i swear it smells like pussy."
By Anonymous, on 7:59 AM
if i were superman, i'd use my x-ray vision to look out on the internet and find actual new stuff to post
By Anonymous, on 8:06 AM
I have never seen an ass that big on a white girl who wasn't obese
By CoLoStOmY bAg, on 8:16 AM
Yay, Jessica Biel pictures! My day is complete and perfect.
By TinMan, on 8:27 AM
HER BODY IS SO HOT. SHE MAKES THIS STRAIGHT OLE' FASHIONED SOUTHERN GIRL FEEL JUST A LITTLE BIT LESBIAN!
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
why does every other story have to be about jessica biel working out..? i concur she has a nice ass, but this is getting ridiculous.
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
She needs to drink some Colt 45 and smoke a pack of Parliament. And then shoot up with Pete Doherty.
By What ho!, on 8:52 AM
she should really take out those black shelf-ass implants before working out
By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
she might not have to squat to poop, there seems to be enough overhang for a clean drop standing up
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
i love the 4th pic, where her trainer (or assistant or whatever) says, "so, do want to go have a drink or something" not realizing she's a power lesbian. check out her expression.
By Anonymous, on 9:01 AM
The day before she was wearing pink for her workout in the pics over at lindsylohen.com
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
i read somewhere that showing both armpits like that is some type of "bat sign" for lesbians
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
Who keeps calling sandwiches "sammiches" for the love of god, please stop that! I hate when people say that, I don't even know why... but please, stop ... for me?
please..........
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
What if she shits on your dick in the middle of the sex?
just pull out your shit-covered dick and tittyfuck her (a "chilidog"). it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
this bitch is boring. Here is a much better story.
BitterWaitress has a fantastic board where people post their bad tip experiences called the Shitty Tipper Database!. we pulled out some of the celebrity highlights cuz we know that's the part you care about... (Celeb - total check/ tip, followed by servers comment)
Bill Cosby - $375.00 / $3.00
"Eat your puddin' phlism-phlasm, bism basm, poppin, baaaaaah"
Ricki Lake - $142.44 / $8.00
"Can you believe it , after the son ripped through the restaurant and scattered food everywhere. How rude, we tried to keep them happy at all times, feeding and kissing butt. And, that's the thanx we get. Offering a free desert too. Fame,who's the shame."
Bruce Willis - $450.00 / $30.00
"The whole party was really rude"
Rachel Ray - $10.00 / $1.05
"She is promoting a less than 20% tip on a show that millions of people watch. And she is a CHEF!! I can believe someone in the industry would ever tip less than 20%, which IS the norm these days. She's a straight beast.
Bobby Brown -$250.00 / $10.00
"I was the server of mister brown and well certanly was't a nice experince he was rude and want special items where was't in the menu and his kids so bad behive they dump the sugar out of the package on the table and all the adults did't pay any attencion"
Britney Spears
$523.20 / $26.00
Rude to me and my server assistant. She made me run my ass off.
Sean Penn - $450.00 / $0.00
"Sean Penn is in New Orleans filming & came into my restaurant with 3 other people. Waited on them hand and foot. The bill $450.00 - the tip: none. Cheapskate."
Maggie Gyllenhaal - $200.00 / $6.00
"Long story short, she got great service and the owner instructed my manager to comp her entire check, as he is a fan of hers. She thanked me profusely and acted all shocked when I told her that the bill was on the house. I almost fainted when I went out to the table after they'd gone to pick up my tip -- six bucks. "
Kirsten Dunst
$223.00 / $0.00
She smelled, badly. She wasn't even coherent. The guy she was with had to order for her. Bitches didn't leave a tip
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
you missed the best item there - jessica biel counted out a big tip in cash, then smiled at the waitress, said "you'll have to go get it!" and then kneeled on a chair, pointed her ass at the waitress, pulled her leggings down, and put the money in her buttcrack. true story.
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
People who like asses have homosexual tendencies. What if she shits on your dick in the middle of the sex? Gross. I'm a boob-man all the way.
6:12 AM
^^^^^^ ARE YOU ON DRUGS?? WHAT THE HELL CAN YOU DO WITH JUST HER TITS YOU WOULD BE BORED AFTER A FEW MINUTES AND MEN WHO LIKE WOMEN ASSES DON'T HAVE HOMO TENDENCIES YOU MORON , AND THERE IS NO SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING HER ASS SHE GETS CLEAN FIRTS YOU MUST BE A LITTLE KID WHO DOES NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SEX HA HA HA SO SAD
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
not to defend bobby brown or anything, but maybe that rhodes scholar serving him got a few things wrong
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
i bet bill cosby ordered a bunch of sammiches
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
looks like anal makes you lose control of THE VOLUME OF YOUR VOICE
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
I agree, this muscular shemale is getting really boring. Bring back Danni Minogue instead.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
kelly says she agrees, jessica will be too tough and chewy, and will definitely need added salt. danni will be more tender, even though she'll taste like mutton.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
Dear 6:19 AM, 6:44 AM, 7:32 AM, 7:35 AM, 8:31 AM,
Would you rather have Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan? Well, would you?
Let's see... attractive, relatively talented actress vs. coked-up skeletons... Yep, i know which one is nicer to look at. And it isn't HiltonHan.
By sam991, on 10:22 AM
This site has officially become boring. The "Jessical Biel working out/Has a great ass" postings are getting old.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
^ You should ask them for a refund.
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
"The 'Jessical Biel working out/Has a great ass' postings are getting old."
Uhh, yeah... I hate pictures of hot chicks working out and showing their tight, perfect asses. Those, uh, suck.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
Anonymous said...
This site has officially become boring. The "Jessical Biel working out/Has a great ass" postings are getting old.
October 10, 2006 10:33 AM
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agreed but you have to remember that a lot of males on here are virgins who get panick attacks when women pass by them in real life. only thing jessica has going for her is her as..........shes not hot at all. just has a hot ass people. her face is fucked up
By prettyboy, on 2:07 PM
Just put a bag over her head.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
prettyboy -
panic, not 'panick'
ass, not 'as'
she's, not 'shes'
At least I don't panic everytime I'm asked to read and write.
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
Okay, to me, she beats Bellucci, Johansson, Jennifer Connelly and some others on hotness. A possible world-champion.
I'd just like to know if she works out her acting skills the same way she does with her body...
By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM
BTW, pics of Jessica Biel's ass will NEVER get old. Please, post 50 more threads about it, with 10 pictures each, minimum.
By Anonymous, on 5:57 PM
Sorry I spel every thing wrong all the time. I'm just so tired from suckingg white guys dicks every day that I cant spel write afterword.
By prettyboy, on 6:01 PM
INCREDIBLE ASS! YUMMMMMMMM
By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
does this man/chick ever do anything besides work out?
By Anonymous, on 8:43 PM
well...she eats pussy, i'm pretty sure of that
By Anonymous, on 9:33 PM
i don't like this dumb ho. so you have a big ass and muscular arms, so what?!
By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
seeing updates on biel's ass is the only reason i go to this site. keep it up, todd!
By Anonymous, on 10:27 PM
She looks like she could kick the shit out of a gorilla, so I hope I will never meet her on a lonly night on the street when she needs money =)
By DumbDevil, on 11:34 AM
I don't buy for a second she's into c*ck.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Hot a$$ rugmuncher.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
I want liking her feet, then I want to FUCK her
By Anonymous, on 7:47 AM
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