Dane Cook is shorter than I thought he was. I know Jessica is wearing heels, but she's still a (fugly) midget and he doesn't look very tall next to her.
OMG, you're right. Shit! The nails! Damn, I've never left the house with nails looking like that! Geez!
So, now Imagine the toes! hahah! E. Coli toes! If the nails are THAT damn bad, and that is the WORSE I've EVER seen - the toes have to be so much worse! ;)
I'd hit that. I mean, why not. At least you could buy the T-shirt in the gift shop. They always make you exit through a gift shop... It's kinda embarassing though. Papa Joe just stares at you from behind the register, so you have to pretend to browse the 'I banged Jessie' shot glasses and commemorative spoons... The T-shirts are only $25, and I think that's well worth it for all of that hot A-T-M. action.
She is starting to get that Pam Aderson haggard face. btw ladies it comes from getting cock slapped (in the face)to much. Even though you enjoy it & getting "homemade facials", they both have longer term repercussions.
I'm sorry, I don't understand why you keep attacking her looks. I understand why you're annoyed that someone who's vacuous, talentless, and ignorant gets so much attention and money for so little.
I get it that she (like Paris Hilton) should get an education and get a job and do something with her life other than stand in the glare of flashbulbs.
But whatever is wrong with her, her APPEARANCE is the least of it. She has many, many flaws that rightly deserve to be satired.
But poking fun of her looks? Doesn't make sense. Her looks are all she has going for her.
OMG, that has got to be the funniest comparison I have ever seen...edward scissorhands and Jessica Simpson!!! I think I just wet myself laughing so hard, Thanks, I needed it! She can't even move her face. Blink once for yes, blink twice for no.
Damnit!!! Why don't she get that ugly bump hacked off, Asslee, Joe, somebody take this stubborn, delusional ass child to the 90210 offices in L.A and prep her for a fucking nosejob!!
Alright Alright, Jessica Simpson is ugly. Got it. I don't need to be reminded every single day. Jenny, Todd - I challenge you to keep up the hilarity and leave Jessica Simpson out of it for a week. Can they do it?
Could she try any harder to POSE in a manner that makes her lips and eyes look larger??
Between the 'lets-bulge-our-eyes' and 'attempt-to-be-more-slack-jawed-than-usual' techniques who can't help but chuckle at this no talent, vapid douchebag? I know I can't...
And that outfit? She looks like the gayest member of the San Francisco Police Department's SWAT team.
This movie (like Dukes of Hazzard) will bomb miserably. And, undoubtedly, we WILL see her in more movies. Why? Because if you keep going to the well, eventually you get water. Albeit dirty water, but water still.
(From seeing a handful of commercials on TV for this shit film, I gather it's about her tits and an 81 Honda....correct???)
Okay, done venting. BTW, I hate this bitch(and her entire craptastic family). Could anyone tell that? hahahaha...;)
She HAD her looks-not anymore. I thought she was so pretty a few years ago-now she just looks like a hag. What is wrong with her eyes-they look bulging out of her head. And the nailpolish- disgusting. Obviously, its done on purpose-is that supposed to look trendy? Gross.
she's definitely losing it. we're only a few days away from a total public meltdown at some party, where she screams about people paying too much attention to ashlee, faints, falls to the floor, rips her leggings, farts, then rolls over and starts eating out of a dogfood bowl. just like grandma at thanksgiving last year.
Who do she think she is the new Marilyn Monroe with the fake kisses? I am sick of seeing her fugly mug everyday on these sites I just hope this is the last of her we will see for a long time now that that movie is released. Because I am sure there far more interesting people to talk about more than BBBOOORRRRIIINNNGGG this reality show has been.
Allow me to use this opportunity to announce that Dane Cook is simply the single most UN-funny "comedian" I have seen in my lifetime. It tells me something about the state of comedy that this guy can apparently rise to the top of that industry. Not just mildly unfunny but stupendously unfunny: He is to unfunny what Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are to has-beens. That deafening sound of silence you hear is my reaction to this guy's "material".
People: PLEASE! I beg of you! Tell me if it's me because I think I know funny. For instance: Alec Baldwin: Hysterical. Todd: Funny as hell. Dane Cook? Given the choice between watching this guy work and getting a rectal, I'll bend over that table any freaking day of the week - TWICE! - if it means missing Dane Cook.
You lose all comedic credibility as soon as you sign on to star in a "comedy" with Jessica fucking Simpson. All of Dane's retarded fans should band together and ignore him.
Damn, she looks like she is about ready to fire laser beams out of her eyes. It's either that look or the "oh look, i'm a drowning goldfish" look, both of which are amazingly stupid.
i agree that Dane Cook is single most UN-funny "comedian" and i use that word comedian loosely.i've never heard one funny thing come from this douche. about a year ago i hear all this stuff about Dane Cook and how funny he is so i watched his act and WTF,this college audience was laughing at the dumbest shit i've ever heard. this dude would have been gonged off the gongshow..so far he has been the host of the 2 worst humorless Saturday Night Live episodes ever.
Jessica never was that great looking , especially when she was younger. She was once quite pretty until Asslee challenged her in an interview saying she is the prettier sister. Then 2 months later, she gets a nosejob, chin implant, lip injections, and she is considering more surgery! Jessica is always bragging that her face is what got her in hollywood, and if it wasn't for her Ass wouldn't be a star, well it looks like Asslee bit her in the ass by getting that nosejob! Her shitty album outsells hers right now, and the midget Nick Legay's album is platinum. Her Desert Line is washed up, because people are not buying it. It's been on the shelves a few months untouched in all stores! Joe you are creepy and all, if you is reading this, if you want to continue living the lap of luxury, you know your doofy ugly ass daughter Asslee can't rake in the money alone, yet she is trying desperately to trump Jess as the breadwinner, Joe tell your stubborn,pigheaded, delusional, retarded, idiot ass daughter to make an appointment and get that hump hacked off her nose immediately!!!
According to Star magazine, major movie studios have not accepted Jessica Simpson, which means every movie she will be in Joe is a producer of it, except the Dukes of Hazard. She has a fucked up attitude, if she didn't she would be accepted people. She has said on many occasions that she doesn't like to be told what to do, or what to wear, and she doesn't like to be bossed around! Awww!!!! No wonder Joe wants to be producer in all of her movies, nobody else wants to deal with this ugly mule!!
Sweet god, somebody get this poor girl a stylist. I don't think she is ugly; I think her image needs some major reworking. For starters, wearing boots of any kind should be forbidden, and not because boots are bad, but because she clearly abuses the frequency and style in which she wears them. Its like how Britney shouldn't be allowed to wear flip-flops...EVER! The whole sophisticated-monochromatic-turtleneck sweater thing is better pulled off by someone like Natalie Portman (but natalie would nix the fug necklace and opt for flats over boots because she is much more savvy in that way). When Jessica tries to look chic, she ends up looking like one of those sad hags from The Real Housewives of Orange County. The overly done hair and make-up really age her. Also those rings look like they are castrating her sausage fingers, although I would want to get rid of my fingers too if they were manicured so poorly; her middle finger looks like the end has been hacked off in that pic where she is blowing kisses. Speaking of which, the whole blowing kisses, making eyes, and puckering her goofy lips is not as attractive as she thinks it is. If she is going for the whole retro starlet thing, she should take a cue from Scarlett Johansson, who never resorts to mugging like a JC Penney catalog model. Basically, when Jessica picks out clothes, she is doing herself a huge disservice and if anything, she should get tons of botox to paralyze her from making stupid rubber faces ever again.
Thank you...those who have said how not funny this Dane Cook is. I thought I was the only one! My God, he was on Comedy Central and I willed myself to laugh but it wasn't happening...he seriously sucks and I can't believe I even know his name...
Dr. Nosealot has entered the building. " It is obvious that Jessica is hiding herself in the all black costuming she is wearing. It is like she is attempting to wear something 'badgirl' and controversial like black leather- misguidedly thinking that black is always a edgey choice."
"She is obviously attempting to look 'hip' and more rock and roll after having a albeit brief association with John Mayer. Perhaps attempting to pull a Pamela Anderson."
"The ultimate blonde look in all black merely makes her look wincingly desperate, and out of touch. She know her 'old' look and image are not working for her, but she cannot pull this one off either, it looks like the clock is ticking off the last minutes in her career and she knows it."
"Also, large eyes generally signify youth and innocence. By attempting to widen her eyes in pictures she is trying to make herself look appealing by projecting 'See, I'm young, and I and available'. Too bad she looks Edward Scissorhands instead."
"She must be reeling right now, younger sis is cutier, younger, and at this time, more successful than her, she must be in a constant rage all the time. Sorry Jess, your time is definitely up."
Who agrees that Jessica Simpson would look better if she had an Eyebrow lift and Chin reduction?
I do.
I always thought Jessica was cute but there was always something about her. She has this harsh look... Now I know why! I've finally put my finger on it, It's her eyebrows which are too low and her butt-chin which sticks out too much. Only men have eyebrows so low and close to their eyes...No wonder I thought she looked manly!
she's now a certified insane girl, so much more interesting and definitely more entertaining to fuck (keep the boots on). bucking bronco would work awesomely now - "i always thought you were prettier and more talented, ashlee". yeehaw!
I think she is pretty but she looks so much like a Barbie doll. I did not realize she was so short. She looks like a miget in picture 10, and she is even wearing high heeled boots!
Her face screams fear, paranoia, and anxiety! She said in a radio interview the other day, I and my family has accepted what Ashlee has done (talking about her new look.) Then Jessica totally undermines her sis' new look by saying can we move along now, we must make ourselves the best we can be. Hello, Jessica Ashlee is more sucessful now than she has ever been in her life, sorry but people will ALWAYS sing Ashlee's praises, because Ashlee is not STUPID like you, she didn't want to embrace that ugliness on her nose any longer, and it is no honor to have something like that on your nose when you have the money and the means to have it removed! I never really liked Ashlee but I can definitely relate to her because it is nothing wrong with wanting the best out of life and wanting a sucessfuly career, I suggest Jessica you take that UGLY,MANNISH LOOKING NOSE AND HAVE A PLASTIC SURGEON FIX IT LIKE YOUR YOUNGER,CUTER MORE INTELLIGENT SISTER OR WATCH YOUR CAREER TAKE A CHANGE FOR THE WORSE!
Jessica if you think you are still the prettier sister because you are tiny, honey you must be delusional. Ashlee's strategy is to humiliate you,she constantly walks behind you,making faces and laughing at YOU behind your back! If you don't act soon she will take all of the little fans you have left. That must be what you want due to your stagnant, false pride, you still believe you are in demand, don't underestimate a skilled plastic surgeon Jess, because that may be just what you need in order for you to have any kind of a life, and stay away from the restalayne before your lips pop!
Ugh she pulled the same blowing kiss bullshit that Lindz did a couple of months back (how original!). Her outfit is total dogsville, woof woof! All the make-up she's wearing makes me wonder if the haggard look is actually from her face melting from using Proactiv too much...hahhaha!
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I want her costume for Halloween. She looks really scary.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 PM
Dane Cook is shorter than I thought he was. I know Jessica is wearing heels, but she's still a (fugly) midget and he doesn't look very tall next to her.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 PM
Jessica Simpson wishes she was as sexy as Johnny Depp. Man she really got ugly.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 AM
HA HA HA--such a good one--you are right--Jessica looks SCARIER than Edward Scissorhands!
By Anonymous, on 12:43 AM
Kelly Clarkson should borrow Jessica Simpson's girdle. It did a good job hiding Jessica's f.u.p.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 AM
She looks like a blow-up doll.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 AM
Is it just me or is she looking more and more like Anna Nicole Smith every day...
By Anonymous, on 12:54 AM
oh, look at her nails, look at her nails!!! i've lost my appetite for today
By Anonymous, on 12:58 AM
She looks like she's had her entire face botoxed and nothing is moving. She's trying to communicate with her eyes for someone to hurry and get help!
By Anonymous, on 1:10 AM
Anonymous said...
She looks like a blow-up doll.
October 06, 2006 12:49 AM
sorry i gotta correct you on this one....
she WISHES she looked like a blow up doll
By Anonymous, on 4:06 AM
OMG, you're right. Shit! The nails! Damn, I've never left the house with nails looking like that! Geez!
So, now Imagine the toes! hahah! E. Coli toes! If the nails are THAT damn bad, and that is the WORSE I've EVER seen - the toes have to be so much worse! ;)
By Anonymous, on 5:45 AM
I'd hit that. I mean, why not. At least you could buy the T-shirt in the gift shop. They always make you exit through a gift shop... It's kinda embarassing though. Papa Joe just stares at you from behind the register, so you have to pretend to browse the 'I banged Jessie' shot glasses and commemorative spoons...
The T-shirts are only $25, and I think that's well worth it for all of that hot A-T-M. action.
By CK1, on 6:54 AM
She is starting to get that Pam Aderson haggard face. btw ladies it comes from getting cock slapped (in the face)to much. Even though you enjoy it & getting "homemade facials", they both have longer term repercussions.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 AM
kelly says, mmmmmmmmmmm, black eyed pea brain, the queen of side dishes!
By Anonymous, on 7:02 AM
I'm sorry, I don't understand why you keep attacking her looks. I understand why you're annoyed that someone who's vacuous, talentless, and ignorant gets so much attention and money for so little.
I get it that she (like Paris Hilton) should get an education and get a job and do something with her life other than stand in the glare of flashbulbs.
But whatever is wrong with her, her APPEARANCE is the least of it. She has many, many flaws that rightly deserve to be satired.
But poking fun of her looks? Doesn't make sense. Her looks are all she has going for her.
By Anonymous, on 7:09 AM
OMG, that has got to be the funniest comparison I have ever seen...edward scissorhands and Jessica Simpson!!! I think I just wet myself laughing so hard, Thanks, I needed it! She can't even move her face. Blink once for yes, blink twice for no.
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
AGAIN with the nails. There is just no excuse for that when you're rich. I'm not rich and mine look great. Bitches.
Why is she covering up her body so much?
Just a big ol' mess.
By GlamourEsq, on 8:09 AM
Damnit!!! Why don't she get that ugly bump hacked off, Asslee, Joe, somebody take this stubborn, delusional ass child to the 90210 offices in L.A and prep her for a fucking nosejob!!
By Anonymous, on 8:23 AM
ugly brain. ugly face.
By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM
Alright Alright, Jessica Simpson is ugly. Got it. I don't need to be reminded every single day. Jenny, Todd - I challenge you to keep up the hilarity and leave Jessica Simpson out of it for a week. Can they do it?
By Anonymous, on 8:26 AM
Could she try any harder to POSE in a manner that makes her lips and eyes look larger??
Between the 'lets-bulge-our-eyes' and 'attempt-to-be-more-slack-jawed-than-usual' techniques who can't help but chuckle at this no talent, vapid douchebag?
I know I can't...
And that outfit? She looks like the gayest member of the San Francisco Police Department's SWAT team.
This movie (like Dukes of Hazzard) will bomb miserably. And, undoubtedly, we WILL see her in more movies. Why? Because if you keep going to the well, eventually you get water. Albeit dirty water, but water still.
(From seeing a handful of commercials on TV for this shit film, I gather it's about her tits and an 81 Honda....correct???)
Okay, done venting. BTW, I hate this bitch(and her entire craptastic family). Could anyone tell that? hahahaha...;)
By joejoe, on 8:44 AM
FUG.
That is all.
By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM
if ken paves were in the picture, he'd look lots gayer than andy dick. amazing.
By Anonymous, on 9:04 AM
She HAD her looks-not anymore. I thought she was so pretty a few years ago-now she just looks like a hag. What is wrong with her eyes-they look bulging out of her head.
And the nailpolish- disgusting. Obviously, its done on purpose-is that supposed to look trendy? Gross.
By Anonymous, on 9:11 AM
ok, seriously... what the f is up with her nails???? you can't NOT notice that!!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:12 AM
she's definitely losing it. we're only a few days away from a total public meltdown at some party, where she screams about people paying too much attention to ashlee, faints, falls to the floor, rips her leggings, farts, then rolls over and starts eating out of a dogfood bowl. just like grandma at thanksgiving last year.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
I think the thing that's so transparent is the fact that someone said to her to open her eyes wide for photographs and now it's just so ridiculous.
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
i just got it - jessica in black, whale, whale, jessica in black. the next 2 posts will be whales (kelly maybe).
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
dayyyyyummmm she looks busted.
why are her eyes all red and shit??? was she crying or doing drugs?
By Anonymous, on 9:42 AM
Who do she think she is the new Marilyn Monroe with the fake kisses? I am sick of seeing her fugly mug everyday on these sites I just hope this is the last of her we will see for a long time now that that movie is released. Because I am sure there far more interesting people to talk about more than BBBOOORRRRIIINNNGGG this reality show has been.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
Dear Jessica,
the boots up past your knees are NOT WORKING. Please give up.
Thanks.
By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM
Allow me to use this opportunity to announce that Dane Cook is simply the single most UN-funny "comedian" I have seen in my lifetime. It tells me something about the state of comedy that this guy can apparently rise to the top of that industry. Not just mildly unfunny but stupendously unfunny: He is to unfunny what Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are to has-beens. That deafening sound of silence you hear is my reaction to this guy's "material".
People: PLEASE! I beg of you! Tell me if it's me because I think I know funny. For instance: Alec Baldwin: Hysterical. Todd: Funny as hell. Dane Cook? Given the choice between watching this guy work and getting a rectal, I'll bend over that table any freaking day of the week - TWICE! - if it means missing Dane Cook.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
you speak as if getting a rectal is a bad thing
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
@ 10:07: Jenny is the one who wrote this post. I'd like to add her to the "Funny as hell" list.
I agree Dane Cook is an unfunny douche.
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
You lose all comedic credibility as soon as you sign on to star in a "comedy" with Jessica fucking Simpson. All of Dane's retarded fans should band together and ignore him.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
Damn, she looks like she is about ready to fire laser beams out of her eyes. It's either that look or the "oh look, i'm a drowning goldfish" look, both of which are amazingly stupid.
Go die please Jessica.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
i agree that Dane Cook is single most UN-funny "comedian" and i use that word comedian loosely.i've never heard one funny thing come from this douche.
about a year ago i hear all this stuff about Dane Cook and how funny he is so i watched his act and WTF,this college audience was laughing at the dumbest shit i've ever heard.
this dude would have been gonged off the gongshow..so far he has been the host of the 2 worst humorless Saturday Night Live episodes ever.
By poon, on 11:22 AM
Jessica never was that great looking , especially when she was younger. She was once quite pretty until Asslee challenged her in an interview saying she is the prettier sister. Then 2 months later, she gets a nosejob, chin implant, lip injections, and she is considering more surgery! Jessica is always bragging that her face is what got her in hollywood, and if it wasn't for her Ass wouldn't be a star, well it looks like Asslee bit her in the ass by getting that nosejob! Her shitty album outsells hers right now, and the midget Nick Legay's album is platinum. Her Desert Line is washed up, because people are not buying it. It's been on the shelves a few months untouched in all stores! Joe you are creepy and all, if you is reading this, if you want to continue living the lap of luxury, you know your doofy ugly ass daughter Asslee can't rake in the money alone, yet she is trying desperately to trump Jess as the breadwinner, Joe tell your stubborn,pigheaded, delusional, retarded, idiot ass daughter to make an appointment and get that hump hacked off her nose immediately!!!
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
According to Star magazine, major movie studios have not accepted Jessica Simpson, which means every movie she will be in Joe is a producer of it, except the Dukes of Hazard. She has a fucked up attitude, if she didn't she would be accepted people. She has said on many occasions that she doesn't like to be told what to do, or what to wear, and she doesn't like to be bossed around! Awww!!!! No wonder Joe wants to be producer in all of her movies, nobody else wants to deal with this ugly mule!!
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
I'm pretty sure she had an eye job. She always looks a bit shocked. Like Phyllis Diller's grand daughter.
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
^^^True. She looks like she is on coke or meth! The pupils are LARGE.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
Sweet god, somebody get this poor girl a stylist. I don't think she is ugly; I think her image needs some major reworking. For starters, wearing boots of any kind should be forbidden, and not because boots are bad, but because she clearly abuses the frequency and style in which she wears them. Its like how Britney shouldn't be allowed to wear flip-flops...EVER! The whole sophisticated-monochromatic-turtleneck sweater thing is better pulled off by someone like Natalie Portman (but natalie would nix the fug necklace and opt for flats over boots because she is much more savvy in that way). When Jessica tries to look chic, she ends up looking like one of those sad hags from The Real Housewives of Orange County. The overly done hair and make-up really age her. Also those rings look like they are castrating her sausage fingers, although I would want to get rid of my fingers too if they were manicured so poorly; her middle finger looks like the end has been hacked off in that pic where she is blowing kisses. Speaking of which, the whole blowing kisses, making eyes, and puckering her goofy lips is not as attractive as she thinks it is. If she is going for the whole retro starlet thing, she should take a cue from Scarlett Johansson, who never resorts to mugging like a JC Penney catalog model. Basically, when Jessica picks out clothes, she is doing herself a huge disservice and if anything, she should get tons of botox to paralyze her from making stupid rubber faces ever again.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
wow...i'm really glad i'm not a girl...
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
JESUS, AREN'T HER 15 MINUTES OVER YET?
By Anonymous, on 4:32 PM
I agree that she's fug, but is she any more fug than those three guys? Is fug the new beautiful?
By What ho!, on 5:19 PM
10:24 AM - GIVING a rectal: Fun, fun, fun. Getting a rectal: Not so much...
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
Thank you...those who have said how not funny this Dane Cook is. I thought I was the only one! My God, he was on Comedy Central and I willed myself to laugh but it wasn't happening...he seriously sucks and I can't believe I even know his name...
By Anonymous, on 9:06 PM
Hi guys!!!
Yes, I would totally make love to Jessica Simpson. Do you know why?Because she is a woman, and I am a STRAIGHT man!
I am! I swear I am!!
And, I'm also down with the black culture! Check this out: Word up, dog? What it is! What you talking about, Willis?
See? I'm cultured!! AND I'M STRAIGHT!!!
By prettyboy, on 9:42 PM
chestica always has that deer in the headlights thing going on whenever creepy daddy's not there with his hand on her breast..
By dupababy, on 5:41 AM
Dr. Nosealot has entered the building. " It is obvious that Jessica is hiding herself in the all black costuming she is wearing. It is like she is attempting to wear something 'badgirl' and controversial like black leather- misguidedly thinking that black is always a edgey choice."
"She is obviously attempting to look 'hip' and more rock and roll after having a albeit brief association with John Mayer. Perhaps attempting to pull a Pamela Anderson."
"The ultimate blonde look in all black merely makes her look wincingly desperate, and out of touch. She know her 'old' look and image are not working for her, but she cannot pull this one off either, it looks like the clock is ticking off the last minutes in her career and she knows it."
"Also, large eyes generally signify youth and innocence. By attempting to widen her eyes in pictures she is trying to make herself look appealing by projecting 'See, I'm young, and I and available'. Too bad she looks Edward Scissorhands instead."
"She must be reeling right now, younger sis is cutier, younger, and at this time, more successful than her, she must be in a constant rage all the time. Sorry Jess, your time is definitely up."
By Anonymous, on 6:30 AM
meh ... i'd still fuck her ... and now that i think about it, her sister too.
By Papa Joe, on 8:52 AM
Who agrees that Jessica Simpson would look better if she had an Eyebrow lift and Chin reduction?
I do.
I always thought Jessica was cute but there was always something about her. She has this harsh look... Now I know why! I've finally put my finger on it, It's her eyebrows which are too low and her butt-chin which sticks out too much.
Only men have eyebrows so low and close to their eyes...No wonder I thought she looked manly!
By Ana, on 11:18 AM
She is reminding me of Ivana Trump!
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
is she a crack head now?
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
she's now a certified insane girl, so much more interesting and definitely more entertaining to fuck (keep the boots on). bucking bronco would work awesomely now - "i always thought you were prettier and more talented, ashlee". yeehaw!
By Anonymous, on 10:49 PM
i love that the shelf life of these celebufarts keeps getting shorter and shorter. time for jessica to be shipped off to big lots.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
I'm pretty pissed that Dane Cook stooped as low as to star in a movie with this dumb bitch. I don't even like him anymore now. Idiot.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
I think she's beginning to resemble Mr. Jackson (you know, the one that likes kids).
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
I think she is pretty but she looks so much like a Barbie doll. I did not realize she was so short. She looks like a miget in picture 10, and she is even wearing high heeled boots!
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Her face screams fear, paranoia, and anxiety! She said in a radio interview the other day, I and my family has accepted what Ashlee has done (talking about her new look.) Then Jessica totally undermines her sis' new look by saying can we move along now, we must make ourselves the best we can be. Hello, Jessica Ashlee is more sucessful now than she has ever been in her life, sorry but people will ALWAYS sing Ashlee's praises, because Ashlee is not STUPID like you, she didn't want to embrace that ugliness on her nose any longer, and it is no honor to have something like that on your nose when you have the money and the means to have it removed! I never really liked Ashlee but I can definitely relate to her because it is nothing wrong with wanting the best out of life and wanting a sucessfuly career, I suggest Jessica you take that UGLY,MANNISH LOOKING NOSE AND HAVE A PLASTIC SURGEON FIX IT LIKE YOUR YOUNGER,CUTER MORE INTELLIGENT SISTER OR WATCH YOUR CAREER TAKE A CHANGE FOR THE WORSE!
By Anonymous, on 6:18 PM
Shit is really making me start to feel sick...crying game sick.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 PM
Jessica if you think you are still the prettier sister because you are tiny, honey you must be delusional. Ashlee's strategy is to humiliate you,she constantly walks behind you,making faces and laughing at YOU behind your back! If you don't act soon she will take all of the little fans you have left. That must be what you want due to your stagnant, false pride, you still believe you are in demand, don't underestimate a skilled plastic surgeon Jess, because that may be just what you need in order for you to have any kind of a life, and stay away from the restalayne before your lips pop!
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Bad plastic surgery or too much BOTOX, her face looks frozen!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Jessica is a pretty girl, but she can look better, she needs to lay off the botox, the restalayne and get that NOSEJOB!!
By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM
Ugh she pulled the same blowing kiss bullshit that Lindz did a couple of months back (how original!). Her outfit is total dogsville, woof woof! All the make-up she's wearing makes me wonder if the haggard look is actually from her face melting from using Proactiv too much...hahhaha!
By Anonymous, on 10:25 PM
She would be pretty if her eyes weren't so damn massive. And as someone else mentioned, the butt-chin also works against her.
By Anonymous, on 6:53 PM
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