WTF? Brooke must need a job pretty badly. She should have told these people to fuck off. *sigh* That's all we need is another brainwashed Scientologist in Hollyweird.
I love how Katie Holmes doesn't have a voice anymore, hangs out with Victoria Beckham, only wears Chanel and is surrounded by security. Listen, Honey, you were on Dawson's Creek, we know who you are.
I would hate to have to live that life pretending I'm not married to a guy who likes guys and never being able to speak in public again. Ridiculous.
Brooke Shields is a Scientologist now? Hmmm...that'd be my guess.
Anyone else catch the episode of 60 minutes last weekend with the story on the paranoid schizophrenic Scientologist who stabbed his mother some 70+ times because he (unmedicated) believed she was out to get him? She was feeding him umpteen different vitamins to treat his schizophrenia. Yeah, a little B12 is all anyone needs to treat paranoid delusions.
Nice to know that Brooke will probably treat her next round of post-partum depression with some vitamins and yogurt.
Sorry for that double-post. BTW, I think that's iced tea. Tiny Tom will not give his woman the pleasure of a glass of wine, I'm sure. Besdies, it has too many calories, doesn't it? She has to fit into a size 0 Armani. She just has to, or Xenu will be displeased. And that would be awful.
joejoe - I saw that 60 minutes episode and that was scary! The kid said after he was in jail and treated with meds if he had had the meds he would not have stabbed/killed his mother. THey made Scientologists look reallllllll bad, which isn't hard to do, but considering how you here they will come after you if you try to save anything negative.
looks like brooke's baby is getting a head start on that alcoholism.
i could just imagine the conversation they're having. katie is probably begging brooke for help to escape tom so she can move to vietnam and be with the baby daddy.
does anyone remember the gay porn star who admitted to having a relationship and many others who confirmed tom's gay relationship?? this marriage is clearly a sham and its sad tom will go to great lengths just to defend his sexuality. if he came out the fucking closet people arent gonna be surprised....we'd all say "its about god damn time". and leave it from there and everyone can go about their lives.
Well, it's nice to see a photo of Katie Holmes other than the ones taken at Tom's son's soccer games every weekend. Those are weird. Not the photos themselves, but the fact that those are the only pics we ever see of the lovely couple.
brooke is saying "do you think kelly looks 'normal'? i think she's really let herself go." and katie is saying "yeah, poor thing, she always tended to be a little chubby, but now she's all-out fat. our arms and legs weren't that fat when we were pregnant!"
it's the only thing they agreed on. later, brooke said it was the only thing from their conversation that indicated katie might have some remaining sanity (and intact vision).
katie and brooke would make for an awesome threesome - eating little girlie katie while amazonian brooke does you in the butt with a strapon worthy of her stature. that's what's behind this whole thing (so to speak) - tom's hoping to get reamed out by a tall woman with giant eyebrows, so he can be a better father. i think we can all relate to that.
"Wow! What a cute baby! She'd make a wonderful Suri... I mean, playmate for Suri..."
It's probably a staged encounter so that the Cruiser can show the world that all is forgiven. The Scientologists probably had someone stalk Brooke so that Katie could bump into her.
By the way, what the hell is Katie doing walking around with booze in one hand?
"By the way, what the hell is Katie doing walking around with booze in one hand?"
Because she's pseudo-married to crazy Tom Cruise.
If you were pseudo-married to Tom Cruise, you'd walk around with booze in one hand, and a bottle of heavy sedatives in the other. I know I sure as hell would....
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WTF? Brooke must need a job pretty badly. She should have told these people to fuck off. *sigh* That's all we need is another brainwashed Scientologist in Hollyweird.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
I love how Katie Holmes doesn't have a voice anymore, hangs out with Victoria Beckham, only wears Chanel and is surrounded by security. Listen, Honey, you were on Dawson's Creek, we know who you are.
I would hate to have to live that life pretending I'm not married to a guy who likes guys and never being able to speak in public again. Ridiculous.
By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM
LOL @ the baby trying to get some of Katie's wine.
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
"Listen, Honey, you were on Dawson's Creek, we know who you are."
lol. or maybe we don't. dawson's who?
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Katie is 80 ft. tall.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
a forgiving woman with a cute baby. how horrible.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
^ Another Scientologist apologist. How annoying.
By Anonymous, on 12:06 PM
Brooke Shields is a Scientologist now? Hmmm...that'd be my guess.
Anyone else catch the episode of 60 minutes last weekend with the story on the paranoid schizophrenic Scientologist who stabbed his mother some 70+ times because he (unmedicated) believed she was out to get him?
She was feeding him umpteen different vitamins to treat his schizophrenia. Yeah, a little B12 is all anyone needs to treat paranoid delusions.
Nice to know that Brooke will probably treat her next round of post-partum depression with some vitamins and yogurt.
By joejoe, on 12:06 PM
maybe it's the other way around, maybe brooke thinks katie needs some help (or katie contacted her). but i don't know, you all seem so knowledgeable.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
brooke was cool when she stood up to tom "crazier than a shithouse rat" cruise. now she's just a pathetic wuss.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
Okay, Brooke has her baby with her--where is "Suri"????
By Anonymous, on 1:24 PM
Okay, I see Brooke has her baby with her . . . WHERE'S SURI???
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
Is that a maternity top? Um...you can put those away now, Katie.
Brooke should have told Tom to fuck off. Maybe she did but is being nice publicly.
Yeah, and where the hell is Suri? I'm telling you, Katie spends more time away from that kid than any new mother I've ever seen.
Freaks.
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
Sorry for that double-post. BTW, I think that's iced tea. Tiny Tom will not give his woman the pleasure of a glass of wine, I'm sure. Besdies, it has too many calories, doesn't it? She has to fit into a size 0 Armani. She just has to, or Xenu will be displeased. And that would be awful.
By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM
I approve of this meeting.
By Lord Xenu, on 1:30 PM
Wine? Katie cannot have any wine. Wine has calories and she has to fit into that size 0 Armani gown. That is Xenu-approved iced tea . . .
By Lobo, on 1:30 PM
joejoe - I saw that 60 minutes episode and that was scary! The kid said after he was in jail and treated with meds if he had had the meds he would not have stabbed/killed his mother. THey made Scientologists look reallllllll bad, which isn't hard to do, but considering how you here they will come after you if you try to save anything negative.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
looks like brooke's baby is getting a head start on that alcoholism.
i could just imagine the conversation they're having. katie is probably begging brooke for help to escape tom so she can move to vietnam and be with the baby daddy.
does anyone remember the gay porn star who admitted to having a relationship and many others who confirmed tom's gay relationship?? this marriage is clearly a sham and its sad tom will go to great lengths just to defend his sexuality. if he came out the fucking closet people arent gonna be surprised....we'd all say "its about god damn time". and leave it from there and everyone can go about their lives.
By prettyboy, on 1:40 PM
Well, it's nice to see a photo of Katie Holmes other than the ones taken at Tom's son's soccer games every weekend. Those are weird. Not the photos themselves, but the fact that those are the only pics we ever see of the lovely couple.
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
Katie (not Kate) Holmes has the ugliest feet every.
Just saying.
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
Has Katie always had such horrible posture? It seems like in almost every picture since the baby was born/bought she is hunched over.
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
brooke is saying "do you think kelly looks 'normal'? i think she's really let herself go." and katie is saying "yeah, poor thing, she always tended to be a little chubby, but now she's all-out fat. our arms and legs weren't that fat when we were pregnant!"
it's the only thing they agreed on. later, brooke said it was the only thing from their conversation that indicated katie might have some remaining sanity (and intact vision).
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
"Oh so THAT'S what a baby looks like...."
By Smartie, on 3:06 PM
I thought Katie said to Brooke:
"Next photo shoot, we'll need to use her to be Suri."
By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM
"Katie is 80 ft. tall."
If that were the case, I would put on a wool sweater and let her use me as a tampon.
By J-Bird, on 6:02 PM
katie and brooke would make for an awesome threesome - eating little girlie katie while amazonian brooke does you in the butt with a strapon worthy of her stature. that's what's behind this whole thing (so to speak) - tom's hoping to get reamed out by a tall woman with giant eyebrows, so he can be a better father. i think we can all relate to that.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 PM
"Wow! What a cute baby! She'd make a wonderful Suri... I mean, playmate for Suri..."
It's probably a staged encounter so that the Cruiser can show the world that all is forgiven. The Scientologists probably had someone stalk Brooke so that Katie could bump into her.
By the way, what the hell is Katie doing walking around with booze in one hand?
By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM
"By the way, what the hell is Katie doing walking around with booze in one hand?"
Because she's pseudo-married to crazy Tom Cruise.
If you were pseudo-married to Tom Cruise, you'd walk around with booze in one hand, and a bottle of heavy sedatives in the other.
I know I sure as hell would....
By joejoe, on 9:31 PM
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