she's a redhead firecrotch, no matter what she wants to be
bitch shouldn't be allowed to have a license, she's too dangerous and irresponsible. is it worth her killing 2 babies in the backseat? hell no, take away that license NOW. i drive fast sometimes but i know what the fuck i'm doin'.
while they're at it, they should take away paris's license too
So how many diseases would one get from "ramming" Lindsay? She seems like she would be something like throwing a hot dog down a hallway! Does she have grand central station between her legs?
All you people wishing death on Lohan, Hilton, Simpson etc better watch out. If they die then who the hell are we gonna have fun ripping apart? Natalie Portman?
I think she was too busy flashing her stupid peace sign and winking her eye. Oh and I'm sure she was also on her diamond encrusted sidekick that distracted her whilst driving
That's so funny...I actually saw Lindsay last night as I was sitting at a restaurant. She seemed to be paying attention to everything in the car except the actual driving. Radio, sat-nav, blinky lights, passenger...
why does TMZ insist on resizing my windows? many sites resize popups, fine. but after TMZ every new browser is 'their' size. this is unnecessary and abusive, or the result of fucktards at their site.
Of course she almost crashes into a car, she's like Lindsay Lohan, so people better move the fuck out of her way, because she has a death wish! Those boots are reminiscent of Jessica Simpson, great fashion call Hohan!
if she cut me off in my car, i'd race after her until she stopped and got out. and then i'd talk to her nicely while secretly putting plastic explosives in her anus. then the next dude to go anal on her would get his dick exploded. that would teach him. i'd be going "haha".
Dude, you need help! Lindsay Lohan is hideous and should not be masterbated to! There are plenty of other worthy women out there that can be masterbated to, but Ms. Lohan is far from it! Having sex with her would probably be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But then again, the hot dog would probably have better chances at hitting a wall!
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What's she doing at The Ritz, That place is so NOT cool for a 20 year old!
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
everyone should just get out of lindsay's way. she's important. you're not.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
I'd still fuck her.
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
This broad is the female Mickey Rourke. They will have similar careers.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
what a cunt. is she even worth 40 points? Tom Cruise is at least worth 100.
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
AND THEN SHE GOES THROUGH A RED LIGHT
WHEN IS SHE JUST GOING TO DIE?
CAN'T SHE JUST PLEASE OD???
By miss jindi, on 12:00 PM
In her defense, she was high and drunk at the time. And that huge pack of paparazzi was obscuring the view.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
If I may quote the words of Sam Kinison...
"I hope you slide under a gas truck and taste your own f_cking blood! DIE BITCH!!! AHHHHHH!!!!"
By jeditemple, on 1:30 PM
what sort of blind moron calls her a redhead these days?
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
she's a redhead firecrotch, no matter what she wants to be
bitch shouldn't be allowed to have a license, she's too dangerous and irresponsible. is it worth her killing 2 babies in the backseat? hell no, take away that license NOW. i drive fast sometimes but i know what the fuck i'm doin'.
while they're at it, they should take away paris's license too
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
^^everyone says they know what they are doing. touche.
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
someone should definitely kill her. waste of life.
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
So how many diseases would one get from "ramming" Lindsay? She seems like she would be something like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!
Does she have grand central station between her legs?
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
All you people wishing death on Lohan, Hilton, Simpson etc better watch out. If they die then who the hell are we gonna have fun ripping apart? Natalie Portman?
By father jack, on 3:48 PM
I think she was too busy flashing her stupid peace sign and winking her eye. Oh and I'm sure she was also on her diamond encrusted sidekick that distracted her whilst driving
By Brandy, on 4:04 PM
she always has the most irritating and retarded expressions on her ugly mug
By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
Hey Lindsay,
you really impress me.
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By Anonymous, on 4:19 PM
Would anyone really miss Lindsay Lohan if she just vanished one day?
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
Wow, did Sam Kinison really say that? Damn that's some strong karma then.
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
I applaud you on the Death Race 2000 reference... but I hardly think Lohan would be worth 40 points.
By Ken, on 4:40 PM
That's so funny...I actually saw Lindsay last night as I was sitting at a restaurant. She seemed to be paying attention to everything in the car except the actual driving. Radio, sat-nav, blinky lights, passenger...
By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
why does TMZ insist on resizing my windows? many sites resize popups, fine. but after TMZ every new browser is 'their' size. this is unnecessary and abusive, or the result of fucktards at their site.
By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
Wow, did Sam Kinison really say that? Damn that's some strong karma then.
Yep, he sure did.
So how many diseases would one get from "ramming" Lindsay?
One for every stroke.
By jeditemple, on 6:30 PM
"what sort of blind moron calls her a redhead these days?"
redhead? what sort of blind moron calls her a vixen?
By Anonymous, on 6:48 PM
Did she steal those hideous shoes off Barbie? Or are they from Assica's collection? GROSS
By Smartie, on 6:57 PM
Who's Lindsay?
By Anonymous, on 8:25 PM
That poor bellhop. All he wanted was a "hello".
By Anonymous, on 10:11 PM
Damn all that, where the hell can I get those boots? If I were the bellhop, I would've jumped her for those.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 PM
those boots are fug... look like something an actual alien would wear
By Anonymous, on 12:45 AM
People like her don't die in accidents, they just cause other people to die. Then they get another TV show or run for the Senate.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 AM
Of course she almost crashes into a car, she's like Lindsay Lohan, so people better move the fuck out of her way, because she has a death wish! Those boots are reminiscent of Jessica Simpson, great fashion call Hohan!
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
hahaha nice. she is so fug. but you gusy are right...who would we make fun of if she died?
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
if she cut me off in my car, i'd race after her until she stopped and got out. and then i'd talk to her nicely while secretly putting plastic explosives in her anus. then the next dude to go anal on her would get his dick exploded. that would teach him. i'd be going "haha".
By Anonymous, on 9:33 AM
that video on TMZ is brutal, who shot it?...Steven Speilberg's two year old son.
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
Linsdey is beautiful and talented. It saddens me to se her endangering her life.
I have trouble masturbating to pictures of dead women. Please be careful, Lidz?!
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
Anon 9:59
Dude, you need help! Lindsay Lohan is hideous and should not be masterbated to! There are plenty of other worthy women out there that can be masterbated to, but Ms. Lohan is far from it!
Having sex with her would probably be more like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. But then again, the hot dog would probably have better chances at hitting a wall!
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
Stop stealing your jokes from The Family Guy. That's twice it's been used in this thread...come up with new stuff.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
ok, meg
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
When Lindsay was driving like a maniac did she flashed some boob or fuck hole ??
By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
That joke is was not originated on The Family Guy. Most all of the jokes on The Family Guy aren't original.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 PM
^ bitter Simpsons writer
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
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