Before I forget, Tara Reid becomes more laughable with each talk show and magazine interview she does to talk about her botched tit surgery. Quick, Tara, do something else before wrinkled, wonky, store-bought tits becomes the most memorable aspect of your 'career'.....I say 'career' because it's late, I'm tired, and my usual thesaurus-like brain is at a loss for the proper word to describe what exactly Tara has done the last 10 years. :D
Jessica Simpson lacks all common sense, and profound understanding! This girl is absolutely stupid and pathetic, and she needs to get rid of that ugly man nose of hers!!!
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lol @ tranny simpson. what a loser. she probably has an eharmony profile too. how sad.
By Anonymous, on 10:22 PM
I used to watch Jillian in the morning when I first moved to LA before I realized she was..um.. what was it?...Oh yeah..A FUCKING ANNOYING BITCH!
But when the hell did she start looking like a bar fly who try's too hard?
Here's a hard MFK: Tara, Jessica, Jillian...
K: Jillian
F: Jessica
M: Tara
By Anonymous, on 12:16 AM
You'll have to settle for anal with Jessica since she's packing a dick.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 AM
Nicole Ritchie is going to rehab to figure out why she can't put on weight?
She's going to shell out a few thousand bucks to learn that when the calories you consume are more than the calories you burn you gain weight??
WTF ever.....the hosebag is going to rehab as a PR move to get public sympathy.
She can't gain weight because, simply put, she doesn't eat or she has a ginormous tapeworm. Take your pick, folks.
I'm not wagering on the tapeworm theory. ;)
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Before I forget, Tara Reid becomes more laughable with each talk show and magazine interview she does to talk about her botched tit surgery. Quick, Tara, do something else before wrinkled, wonky, store-bought tits becomes the most memorable aspect of your 'career'.....I say 'career' because it's late, I'm tired, and my usual thesaurus-like brain is at a loss for the proper word to describe what exactly Tara has done the last 10 years. :D
By joejoe, on 12:39 AM
"Anonymous said... You'll have to settle for anal with Jessica since she's packing a dick. "
I'm going to have to take it in the ass from Jessica? I don't care how great her plastic tits are, that ain't happening!
By Anonymous, on 8:01 AM
Jessica Simpson lacks all common sense, and profound understanding! This girl is absolutely stupid and pathetic, and she needs to get rid of that ugly man nose of hers!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
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