IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Mariah Carey Gets Cancelled

Mariah Carey Gets Cancelled

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Mariah lives in her own little world. A very delusional world. What ever happened to her? She was so cute when she first started.

By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
What a fucking Bitch

By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
She graduated from C-U-N-T University.

By jeditemple, on 12:42 PM
What's up with the busted image links for Fatty McFats here?

By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
Sorry, 12:55. They're fixed now. Are you sure you really wanted the hi-res ones?

By Jenny, on 12:57 PM
yeah, links aren't working right now for me either. Mariah is a cow. She is a self-important, spoiled jerk. You can sing, you heifer, you aren't doing anything that is actually important.

By Anonymous, on 1:01 PM
I'm not confident enough to run around in that outfit, and I have more of a waist than Mariah does. I don't know who told her she looks good in that, but they lied.

By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
I wish someone in her "inner circle" would send her the memo that she's on the down slide to fricken 40...she's not in her 20's were this kind of outfit is appropriate...when she first got a divorce from her "controlling" husband, I could see going a little overboard with what she deemed the "sexy" outfits, but come on already....ENOUGH!

By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
she is truly a fat-tard, now insulting one of the largest markets in the world, asia.
Even David Hasselhoff can make it there, aka Snapper from the Y&R.Tommy Mottola should have left that pig in the ditch where he found her.

By Nrrvus, on 1:07 PM
In a small, miniscule way, I feel sorry for Mariah Carey.
She CAN sing, yet wears the prostitute-preferred clothing required of younger, voiceless popstars.

WTF happened to this woman's sanity and sense of reality???

Somewhere, right now, Tommy Mottola is a having a good laugh.

By joejoe, on 1:09 PM
someone needs to shut the fat ass up! she is no longer cute

By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
i'd still hit it

By lunchbringer, on 1:27 PM
lunchbringer, you're into sex with farm animals? I'll bet the people you bring lunch to wouldn't like that so much. Except for maybe Mishma. Mooriah get over your Aretha Franklin dressing self!

By Harley von Cheetowhore, on 1:32 PM
I love how she always sticks out her chest to make her boobs look bigger not realizing that her stomach is coming along for the ride. She does it in every pic and it's not flattering.

By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
Paraphrasing words of the great Arnold Schwartzenegger, "I love the way she holds that microphone."

By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
actually they didn't have the money to pay her upfront.. that is why it was cancelled..

By d mumsie, on 2:05 PM
next album... the decapitation of mimi?

By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
her and kelly clarkson should team up for the "2 Tons of Fun World Tour."

By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
when will this wore mongril realize that she is damn near 40 and still acting like daddys lil girl. if mariah was 15 1/2.......she'd call up mtv to come film her throwing her super sweet 16 party.

its hong kong you fat bitch. its in the poor community country of china. its not the USA...its not tokyo, and its not Dubai. ITS HONG KONG

By prettyboy, on 3:05 PM
She looks great! Nicole Ritchie fans may not think so...

By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
^ OK Bitch, get back in the tank. The kids are waiting for you to do tricks and eat fish out of their hands.

By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
Hong Kong is poor? Lainey, did you hear that? Hong Kong is poor! Hang on, I gotta go call my Aunt and tell her she's flat busted. There's only about thirteen hours difference...if I'm lucky I'll just catch her maid or the nanny before they start serving breakfast.

Prettyboy, please. Parts of China may be poor but Hong Kong? Do you know what the real estate market is like over there?

By Vigilante, on 3:20 PM
Vigilante, taking social studies lessons from Prettyboy is like letting Kanye West teach you trigonometry.

By J-Bird, on 3:25 PM
Ha! No kidding, j-bird!

By Vigilante, on 3:31 PM
i did'nt think anyone was left in hong kong because they are all here in canada!

By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
How can someone so in shape be so THICK?

By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
That's just gross. Put some fucking clothes on for chrissakes.

By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
Sorry, but I don't think she has such a great voice, way to nasaly (if that's a word!)

By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
When you have rolls on the back of your neck (pic 4), it's a pretty damn good indication that you shouldn't be wearing a bikini in public.

By Anonymous, on 3:58 PM
Hong Kong, rich very rich, poor very poor, one of the fastest growing economies in the world. Hint:They are buying up all the raw materials they can get their hands on, wood , metal, iron, retired super tankers, they are rocking economically, Walmarts # 1 prospect is China, Walmart has their own port their employing tons of people.Dubai has money but not a fraction of the population.Hong Kong people who come to Canada are very wealthy, real estate alone, makes Manhatten look like New Orleans, 20 year wait for golf courses with $ 250,000 initiation fee.
She's a fucking moron, you only get one chance to offend them.

By Nrrvus, on 3:59 PM
Hong Kong, nice place to visit but too expensive for my tastes. And it seems they frown upon women who bludgeon their husbands to death with heavy decorative statues, wrap the bodies in carpets and have them taken down to the storage lockers by the maintenance staff. That leaves me out, 'cuz you know I'd so totally want to do that if I was ever married and had more money than brains.

Oh, were we talking about Mimi? She's like a bad SNL parody of herself nowadays ain't she? Girl's got to visit Janet Jackson's nip and tuck doc.

By Vigilante, on 4:36 PM
Anonymous said...
How can someone so in shape be so THICK?

Chalk it up to genetics, getting older and guzzling booze nonstop. That is all major bloat due to too much drinking, too often.

By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
Mmmmm, queefy!

By Anonymous, on 4:41 PM
She looks bad...and is complete bad form. If she were motherfuckin' HOT then I could understand, but those demands are just stupid.

By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM
wow. that is one bad outfit, even for mariah, the queen of questionable taste. i'm starting to smell a little desperation here. someone's not quite ready to grow old....

By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
This is what happens when you surround yourself with "yes-men". She is so delusional that it is beyond belief. Soon she will be in the same catagory as the Betty Davis in "What Ever Happened To Baby Jane" delusional.

By Anonymous, on 6:27 PM
Moooooooooooooo. Yes you are chunked up. Tommy Matola must be laughing his ass off now.

By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM
Do any of you think she's starting to look like Brett Butler?

By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
I just don't know why she feels the need to always be half naked??

By Rebecca, on 7:10 PM
because you couldn't get the right kind of barbecue sauce for your doughnuts.

hahahahahahahaahaha!!!

she isn't fat though.. she is dumb and a bad singer

By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
yallz needs to quit hatin on her...she dumb as if she was a blonde, but she a fine ass dyme. I'd hit it anytimez of the month and yall would too...even yall femalez. You know it. So leave her alone. yeah she a bitch...but who carez...she a fine azz bitch!

By Anonymous, on 10:50 PM
yallz needs to quit hatin on her...she dumb as if she was a blonde, but she a fine ass dyme. I'd hit it anytimez of the month and yall would too...even yall femalez. You know it. So leave her alone. yeah she a bitch...but who carez...she a fine azz bitch!

By Anonymous, on 10:50 PM
she needs to show FAT skin now because she knows no one will go to her lame concerts if she keeps her clothes on what a sad fat case she is

By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM
Why doesn't she just pose nude and get it over with?

Or go away.

By Anonymous, on 12:39 AM
3:56, she's clearly had lipo and abdominal sculpting. she's not actually in shape.

By Anonymous, on 1:26 AM
hey 10:50, I'm pretty sure that "fine azz bitch"es don't have FAT ROLLS ON THEIR NECKS.

Jus' sayin'.

By Anonymous, on 4:06 AM
The stank of skank is strong on this one.

By Anonymous, on 4:52 AM
I'm sorry but you all can't possibly say anything witty or funny enough to compete with the absolute hilarity of that outfit. That is just absurd: Funnier than anything you're ever likely to see on stage from Dane Cook. However, still a distant second to Billy Zane's camo shorts...

By Anonymous, on 5:49 AM
10:50...Ah, yes. I see the Mensa crowd only posts late at night.

By Anonymous, on 6:03 AM
Whateva! Whateva! She is beaootifull and fabulus, know what i'm sayin? She can eat whateva she wants, and where whateva she wants, cuz she is beaootiful and she knows it, know what i'm saying.
you all is just jealuss haters! don't hate the playa hate the game! don't hate the playa hate the game! know what i'm sayin?

well, i'm off to squeeze my huge ass into some spandex and go get my hair extensions extended.

stop hating on her... that's right "hating on" is a verb now.

my boyfrend Blingy should cap all your jealuss asses

By Shaniqua Jackson, on 10:23 AM
"I love how she always sticks out her chest to make her boobs look bigger not realizing that her stomach is coming along for the ride. She does it in every pic and it's not flattering."

anon 1:41, right on.
Didn't anyone ever teach Mariah about posture? Ever?
Damnit, woman! Stand up straight, shoulders back, pull tummy IN!!!

By Melpomene, on 11:34 PM
nice ebonics shaniqua booga booga unca banca

By Anonymous, on 12:04 AM
"Rice farmer"? I'm sorry, but Hong Kong isn't a third world country.

By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
I know she lost weight, but she looks huge in a bikini. Or maybe she's just in denial and thinks she looks hot. Yes that's right Mariah, keep eating those doughnuts with barbecue sauce...and believe it!

By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
next thing you know, she'll be adopting a little baby from Africa too!

By Anonymous, on 6:06 PM
Anonymous @ 12:04:

ROFLMAO!!

By Laurie, on 7:00 PM
6:06, for the same reason as Mad Madge (IE, desperate for attention) or just someone else to eat the food so she can lose weight?

By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
HAHAHA MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! MARIAH SHAME ON YOU, YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!

By Anonymous, on 8:17 PM
She never had (and never will have) an eight octave range, nobody has, it's physically impossible.
That was just made up to promote her (at the time). Did she ever bother to correct it?

By Anonymous, on 3:31 AM
She never had (and never will have) an eight octave range, nobody has, it's physically impossible.
That was just made up to promote her (at the time). Did she ever bother to correct it?

By Anonymous, on 3:31 AM
You guys should be ashamed! Making fun of her weight like that is just wrong!...You should be making fun of how fugly she's become!

By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM
"Look honey, this isn't 1996. Nobody cares that you have an eight octave range now that you've gained 200 pounds. I'm sure the rice farmer that saved for six months so he could see you waddle around on stage for an hour will be glad to hear that you won't be performing because you couldn't get the right kind of barbecue sauce for your doughnuts."

BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......I'm SORRY I couldn't be with you just now...my head just exploded on my desk and I can't lift it up or breathe because my lungs also exploded from unstoppable laughter. OK you are the pissah of all pissahs and I need to be your publicist once and for all. I mean, enough is enough.

And this is NOT (just) because I worked for MC for 7 months in 1991 and she made my life a living hell. This is not JUST BECAUSE OF THAT. I don't have an axe to grind a hundred years later. It's just fuhreaking hilarious and so are you.

By somerandomstarlet@yahoo.com, on 9:20 AM
Shes so nasty...terrible actress, just a fat ass who can blow a note. Put a bag over her head and let her sing. I will then have a new respect for her

By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
Geez, fatty haters! Calm yourselves! I mean yeah, she's a total bitchy diva, but like this is news? It's not directly proportional to her...um...proportions. Insulting her for being a diva is one thing, but lay off the fat jokes, huh? Like you're so hot.

By Curegirl0421, on 11:38 AM
She is a biatch, but I'm sorry your view of women is so skewed that you think this is fat. I'm sorry for your sex life because you are doomed to roll with bony skellicans all your life. No bbbbbbritsky for you!

By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Ugh. Watching her is like watching a fat 6-year-old girl whose mom puts her in pageants in slutty clothes and makeup to live out her own dream. Creepy and pathetic.

By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Jesus Christ, nice neck fat, Mariah. She's happy to show off her lipostomach but she apparently forgot to toss in extra for them to get rid of that double chin and pack 'a hot dogs she has for a neck.

By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
starlet, you WORKED for that bitch?

By Laurie, on 9:20 PM
Sadly, yes. But she wasn't ALWAYS horrible. And I was lucky! She never threw a cel phone at me. Just a Steve Madden pump. Once. Or twice.

By somerandomstarlet@yahoo.com, on 2:23 PM
I always thought she had the body of a drag queen. I think that more so now then ever before. Maybe other people will see it.

By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
Mariah is an artiste; she eats what she sees.

By Anonymous, on 3:00 PM
I bet the 35,000 staff at her former record company that got the ass because of the massive payout they had to give the bitch to be rid of her, are laughing as they stab their Mariah dartboards.

By Smartie, on 6:04 PM
you think shes fat???stop comparing her to the anorexic/bulemic wanna be's out there...marih can sit on my face and wiggle any time she wants to,,unless she gets fat

By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
the top pic, it looks like she's unleashing a roaring belch.

what a pig.

By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
i think it's sexy. she could sit on my face if she promised to unleash a roaring fart.

By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
HONG KONG is more advanced and wealthy than many cities in the US you fools. This is why you americans get laughed at by all non-americans. A LOT.

By Anonymous, on 3:39 AM