They do look incredibly fake. I agree 10:36pm. they look too fake to be interesting. It makes you wonder if the plastic surgeon performed the surgery hanging upside down from a harness or something.
Harmony was a girl who was obsessed with her looks and was turned into a vamp about halfway through the show's run. It was a bit of an in-joke since she couldn't see her reflection.
she played a highschool vampire chick who was a bit of a dumbass, she was banging spike she was useless , to bad she did playboy I guess she is shy and don't want to show her kitty and her one eye monster to her "fans"
call me crazy, but i don't think those are fake. the slope from her chest into her breasts looks pretty real. and those are awfully small breasts to be implanted.
awww come on now you guys.. two big fat grapefruits gnawed in half then bolted onto a chest is absolutely the most beautifully erotic thing in the universe.. that and mary worth with a strap-on..
Her boobs are under her arms! One of the first playboy spreads that doesn't focus on tits though, you barely see them. She's one of those women that look hotter with their clothes on.
Aww..I'm kinda disappointed in her for doing this. I really liked her on Buffy and on Angel. I hate when women feel like they gotta get naked to get noticed. :(
You guys she had breast cancer and had to have reconstructive surgery. You all should be a shamed. Not really I made that up.
Is that a scar in the 8th pic? I can't understand why they went through all the trouble of hiding it in the other pics and let this one get thru? Very hot whoever she is, just not great boobs.
Are you fuckin people kidding me. Go stand in front of the mirror naked then complain about this woman. You F'n tards have lost your minds. You will never park a car for any woman this hot, let alone get one this hot naked. I realize you have nothing going in your lives, so you come here to bitch and complain about every little thing.
good christ, in addition to the bad boob job...did Playboy hire the Reuters clone tool guy? it looks like they actually photoshopped OUT some of her boobs in the bottom left photo!
If those are implants, then the doctor put them down at the bottom of the breast instead of dead centre in the breast tissue.
So frankly, I think those are her real breasts, and her nipples are kinda wonky naturally.....either way it's kinda weird. But the pictures themselves are lovely, and she's a pretty enough girl.
Whats up with the white trash name Mercedes? Are little trailer park girls running around with the names Prada, Dolce and Versace? Aim a little lower - Chevy, Jacklyn SMith and Garanimals
she went to a very strange plastic surgeon..."there will be a wide gap between your breasts after the implants, so i'll widen your buttcrack to match it" (pic 3)
re: 5:18's commnet Mercedes is a girl's name in Germany. The car was named by its designer, after his daughter. And by the way, Portia is also a girl's name and is pronounced like some people pronounce Porsche (poor*sha).
shes amazing and you all know it. id like to see what any of your ladies have to offer that could even come close to this. plus trashy women are sexy as hell.
Picture 9 is the telling truth. Her breasts look the best when she is in a reclining position. The shape as well as the nipple placement. Since they do cosmetic surgery while the patient in lying down, the surgeon can misjudge the appearance after the patient is upright.
A good plastic surgeon will lift the patient into an upright position during the implant insertion to insure that it looks good in it's natural postiton. In this positon her nipple looks normal, when she is upright it looks way too high and they are placed too close together in relation to her breast size.
This happens more often to patients who have very small breasts to begin with. Her nipple is naturally small which is a clue that her breast was most likely smaller as well.
Either nature fucked with poor harmony or she's been sliced in her boobs a bit. I think I can see scars. If she does have implants, why didn't she get boobs? Just looks like she had to take something out.
She was a silly little character in buffy, but she wasn't major. Hence the nude spread.
I'm thinking those are natural, I have implants and these are definately not fake. They hang down, there's basically no cleavage (a tell tale sign they're fake), and there is that natural slope instead of the round melon appearance. Also, when she's laying down they drop to her side, unlike implants which just kind of sit on top. So unless she got really small implants, these are probably her real tits.
Even with all the smack talk here, pretty much any straight guy in here would still tap that in half a second! Most of you couldn't get a woman that good looking if you tried!
And for those of you who keep referring back to Addams Family Values, you are pretty sick and twisted! Maybe you should seek help!
The big question is: does she realize how wonky her tits look?
Virtually every set of fake tits look fake in some way, scars or not, but there's something WRONG with the job her doctor did on her. I'd file malpractice if I were her.
As for those who think her tits look great: I think you need to wait a few years until you get out of junior high school and base your opinion on more than a comparision with your mom's saggy bags that you happened to get a shot of when you suprised her in the shower. Trust this old fart: there ARE many, many beautiful breasts out there (real far better than fake!), but these aren't.
The nipples are located where they would be on small breasts (which I am sure they were before they were butchered). The second pic of the second row (seventh pic) shows just how mis-shapen they are.
We wanna see bush or the kitten. If you are a no name hack of an actress, at least have the courtesy to show us everything. I dont just care about your tits.
You know what's sad? I think those are natural. I think that the wonky nips are natural. It's just that we're all so used to seeing perfect, globular fake tits, they've become the standard. I think there's something to be said for a little imperfection--makes it more personal. And makes her seem more attainable (which, let's face it, she's not to anyone here).
i've attained her. i've attained the hell out of her. at the end i attained all over her. she squealed and yelled "you said you wouldn't attain on my face!" i said, "so...why are your tits looking across the room? is somebody there?"
the pose up against the mirror is pretty hot. i'd do her that way, and then when she looked to the side i'd put a gun to her head. when she looked back into the mirror she'd either have an orgasm or explosive diarrhea. or both. afterwards we'd laugh.
I was really looking forward to seeing mercedes in her new movie.... now that I have seen this spread I have to say I dont think I'll bother... those breasts are deformed in a bad way... the plastic surgeon should be taken out and shot.. REALLY bad fake breasts... Very disapointing....
They have "bottomed out" most likey because she did not get them done fully under the muscle. There are various placements for implants (ie under, over, and partial under the muscle) and some people have them placed higher giving them a different profile as well.
She has a scar.
She has wonky nipples.
She has small aereolas, which are often not found on the naturally larger breasted.
83 Comments:
She's got a wonky tit!
By Anonymous, on 10:04 PM
Mercedes McNip? She's too fake to be interesting.
By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM
Those are implants? I've seen 6-year-olds with bigger tits.
By Laurie, on 10:49 PM
They do look incredibly fake. I agree 10:36pm. they look too fake to be interesting. It makes you wonder if the plastic surgeon performed the surgery hanging upside down from a harness or something.
The nipple placement is just plain spooky.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 PM
Harmony was a girl who was obsessed with her looks and was turned into a vamp about halfway through the show's run. It was a bit of an in-joke since she couldn't see her reflection.
By sam991, on 12:42 AM
her fake tits are the best par taout her. Her thick thighs and ass combined with an average face are what is holding her back.
By Anonymous, on 12:54 AM
she played a highschool vampire chick who was a bit of a dumbass, she was banging spike she was useless , to bad she did playboy I guess she is shy and don't want to show her kitty and her one eye monster to her "fans"
By Anonymous, on 1:27 AM
You can see the surgery scar in the middle pic on the bottom row.
By Spackan, on 2:49 AM
Both nips are too close to center. A poorly managed implant.
By Mr Otis A Block, on 2:50 AM
call me crazy, but i don't think those are fake. the slope from her chest into her breasts looks pretty real. and those are awfully small breasts to be implanted.
By Anonymous, on 3:24 AM
awww come on now you guys.. two big fat grapefruits gnawed in half then bolted onto a chest is absolutely the most beautifully erotic thing in the universe.. that and mary worth with a strap-on..
By dupababy, on 5:39 AM
I think she played the little blonde bitch in Addams Family Values.
By Anonymous, on 5:47 AM
She's really ugly up close. Could she be related to Tori Spelling?
By Anonymous, on 6:27 AM
Her boobs are under her arms! One of the first playboy spreads that doesn't focus on tits though, you barely see them. She's one of those women that look hotter with their clothes on.
By Anonymous, on 7:07 AM
Look at the picture with her in the red dress. Apparently her other nipple is just as wonky.
By Nina, on 8:26 AM
she def had some facial plastic surgery done as well, maybe a nose job. she looks a lot different.
By Anonymous, on 8:56 AM
lol her nipples look crossed-eyed. how sad...
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
Aww..I'm kinda disappointed in her for doing this. I really liked her on Buffy and on Angel. I hate when women feel like they gotta get naked to get noticed. :(
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
You know that you would hit it and marry it todd.
By Me, on 10:03 AM
I think they're good. WTF? Are we to the point where we think that giant balloon's are the standard?
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
You guys she had breast cancer and had to have reconstructive surgery. You all should be a shamed. Not really I made that up.
Is that a scar in the 8th pic? I can't understand why they went through all the trouble of hiding it in the other pics and let this one get thru? Very hot whoever she is, just not great boobs.
By Slick Rick, on 10:45 AM
You'd still hit it though!
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
Are you fuckin people kidding me. Go stand in front of the mirror naked then complain about this woman. You F'n tards have lost your minds. You will never park a car for any woman this hot, let alone get one this hot naked. I realize you have nothing going in your lives, so you come here to bitch and complain about every little thing.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
thats unfortunate, because she has a great body otherwise. its just hard to focus on it when you know that nipple is staring at you
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
Todd, you've never seen an episode of Buffy?!?!? I loved Buffy!!! What are you gay? Oh wait, maybe I'm gay? Nevermind
By Big Tex, on 11:07 AM
mercedes mcnab?? i know at least 10 strippers with less slutty names than that.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
Hey dupabay!
Don't you dare say anything against my Mary. She can use that strap-on on me anytime.
By Aldo Kelrast, on 12:14 PM
She was also that bitchy blonde girl in Adams Family Values.
By Anonymous, on 2:52 PM
you people are fucking retarded and delusional. she is sexy
you know she is way hotter then most of you.
and her boobs are a nice size.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
good christ, in addition to the bad boob job...did Playboy hire the Reuters clone tool guy? it looks like they actually photoshopped OUT some of her boobs in the bottom left photo!
By Anonymous, on 3:33 PM
If those are implants, then the doctor put them down at the bottom of the breast instead of dead centre in the breast tissue.
So frankly, I think those are her real breasts, and her nipples are kinda wonky naturally.....either way it's kinda weird. But the pictures themselves are lovely, and she's a pretty enough girl.
By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM
MAYBE SHE WILL TAKE THE MONEY SHE EARNED AND FIX HER BOOBS RIGHT,OR FIND A GOOD LAWYER TO SUE THE DOC.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
Whats up with the white trash name Mercedes? Are little trailer park girls running around with the names Prada, Dolce and Versace? Aim a little lower - Chevy, Jacklyn SMith and Garanimals
By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM
Hey, it looks like Mercedes (aka 10:53) is here! Either that, or her too-affectionate brother!
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
i disagree, i think she should do it more often
By Anonymous, on 6:39 PM
Those breasts are just icky. And it's a shame because the rest of her is quite lovely but eww... cover that mistake up!
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
she went to a very strange plastic surgeon..."there will be a wide gap between your breasts after the implants, so i'll widen your buttcrack to match it" (pic 3)
By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM
a no-ass white chick with a terrible cheapo boob job. typical playboy, exactly what you'd expect from a senile old white guy.
By Anonymous, on 10:43 PM
i went to elementary school with her. how odd...
By Anonymous, on 11:02 PM
I think she's cute, and the pics are mostly well done. But hey... it's more fun to be critical, right?
By Anonymous, on 2:01 AM
re: 5:18's commnet
Mercedes is a girl's name in Germany. The car was named by its designer, after his daughter. And by the way, Portia is also a girl's name and is pronounced like some people pronounce Porsche (poor*sha).
By Anonymous, on 7:19 AM
i dont like plastic boobs
By Anonymous, on 8:22 AM
shes amazing and you all know it. id like to see what any of your ladies have to offer that could even come close to this. plus trashy women are sexy as hell.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
oh my that's G-R-O-S-S
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
she was the little bitchy white girl in "Adams Family Values". Christina Ricci roasted the bitch. muahaha
By olichka, on 10:25 AM
She played the bitchy little white girl in "Adams Family Values". Christina Ricci roasted the bitch. mua ha ha.
By olichka, on 10:26 AM
i dont think mercedes is a white trash name, sounds like some hot french chick to me
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
gorgeous woman, ridiculous nips.
By Anonymous, on 2:38 PM
Picture 9 is the telling truth. Her breasts look the best when she is in a reclining position. The shape as well as the nipple placement. Since they do cosmetic surgery while the patient in lying down, the surgeon can misjudge the appearance after the patient is upright.
A good plastic surgeon will lift the patient into an upright position during the implant insertion to insure that it looks good in it's natural postiton. In this positon her nipple looks normal, when she is upright it looks way too high and they are placed too close together in relation to her breast size.
This happens more often to patients who have very small breasts to begin with. Her nipple is naturally small which is a clue that her breast was most likely smaller as well.
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
Are you retards fucking kidding me?? The tits are absolutely gorgeous. I couldn't find one thing wrong with them. The face on the other hand....
By Anonymous, on 7:27 PM
Reading all these comments sounds like theres a bunch of 15 year olds here. That never been out on a date before, or have seen a real naked woman.
Guys Grow up..thats a fine looking woman,and not a single one of you wouldn't hit it!
If your going to pick a part a body like that you are going to be in one hell of a suprise when you get a date (when your about 40ish)
By Janet Worthington, on 9:54 PM
Uh yeah. her nipples aren't even centered.
go get your money back from that effed up plastic surgeon
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
you must be gay. she looks fine.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 PM
Either nature fucked with poor harmony or she's been sliced in her boobs a bit. I think I can see scars. If she does have implants, why didn't she get boobs? Just looks like she had to take something out.
She was a silly little character in buffy, but she wasn't major. Hence the nude spread.
By Vichus Smith, on 11:47 PM
i thot she was banging donvan mcnabb
By Anonymous, on 6:12 AM
shes beautiful. i liked the pictorial. mercedes is one of my favorite young actresses.
By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM
I'm thinking those are natural, I have implants and these are definately not fake. They hang down, there's basically no cleavage (a tell tale sign they're fake), and there is that natural slope instead of the round melon appearance. Also, when she's laying down they drop to her side, unlike implants which just kind of sit on top. So unless she got really small implants, these are probably her real tits.
By Exangel, on 7:02 AM
You are all gay! That chick is smokin hot and cans look great. Get over yourselves.
By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM
Even with all the smack talk here, pretty much any straight guy in here would still tap that in half a second! Most of you couldn't get a woman that good looking if you tried!
And for those of you who keep referring back to Addams Family Values, you are pretty sick and twisted! Maybe you should seek help!
By Anonymous, on 9:04 AM
You would need to have a crooked dick to titty fuck her
but other than that she's a pretty girl with an otherwise good body
By Brandy, on 9:40 AM
those are fake..just small. You can get implants as small as an A cup..or as big as, well, we all know how big you can be...
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
The big question is: does she realize how wonky her tits look?
Virtually every set of fake tits look fake in some way, scars or not, but there's something WRONG with the job her doctor did on her. I'd file malpractice if I were her.
As for those who think her tits look great: I think you need to wait a few years until you get out of junior high school and base your opinion on more than a comparision with your mom's saggy bags that you happened to get a shot of when you suprised her in the shower. Trust this old fart: there ARE many, many beautiful breasts out there (real far better than fake!), but these aren't.
The nipples are located where they would be on small breasts (which I am sure they were before they were butchered). The second pic of the second row (seventh pic) shows just how mis-shapen they are.
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
i don't care about her frankentits. i'm much more worried about that brown stain on the chair.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
We wanna see bush or the kitten. If you are a no name hack of an actress, at least have the courtesy to show us everything. I dont just care about your tits.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
This chick is hot, there is nothing wrong with those tits! ANYBOBY would hiton this thread would hit it!
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
This woman's anus is located 2 inches above her left ankle.
I've never seen anything like it in all my years of anus analysis.
By Anus Analyst, on 12:43 PM
You know what's sad? I think those are natural. I think that the wonky nips are natural. It's just that we're all so used to seeing perfect, globular fake tits, they've become the standard. I think there's something to be said for a little imperfection--makes it more personal. And makes her seem more attainable (which, let's face it, she's not to anyone here).
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
i've attained her. i've attained the hell out of her. at the end i attained all over her. she squealed and yelled "you said you wouldn't attain on my face!" i said, "so...why are your tits looking across the room? is somebody there?"
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
they should really have cleaned the mirror she is leaning towards, it looks like one nipple is having a little burst of liquid spraying from it! XD
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
the pose up against the mirror is pretty hot. i'd do her that way, and then when she looked to the side i'd put a gun to her head. when she looked back into the mirror she'd either have an orgasm or explosive diarrhea. or both. afterwards we'd laugh.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
i'd tap that ass
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
i'd tape that ass. back together. that grand canyon buttcrack disturbs me.
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
btw- in pic #2- you can see ripples on botton of her boob...Only bags in fake boobs do that. Question answered. Not Real.
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
I was really looking forward to seeing mercedes in her new movie.... now that I have seen this spread I have to say I dont think I'll bother... those breasts are deformed in a bad way... the plastic surgeon should be taken out and shot.. REALLY bad fake breasts... Very disapointing....
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
is she going to crap on that shiny floor?
By Anonymous, on 5:41 PM
there is no shot of her looking straight at the camera where you can see both boobs. they only show one at at a time ha
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
I am a straight female. I think she looks great! What is wrong with you people???? "Thick thighs"?
God, I guess regular woman don't stand a chance....
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
Those ripples look like stretch marks.
By Michelle, on 8:32 PM
She has implants:
They have "bottomed out" most likey because she did not get them done fully under the muscle. There are various placements for implants (ie under, over, and partial under the muscle) and some people have them placed higher giving them a different profile as well.
She has a scar.
She has wonky nipples.
She has small aereolas, which are often not found on the naturally larger breasted.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 PM
This chick is a chef of the instant boner.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
is it just me or do her nipples look like they are too high and too close to the center of her body. bad boob job?
pretty girl.
By Danielle, on 2:45 AM
her nipples are too small for her breasts, she needs to get then enlarged and then they will look ok.
BUT SERIOUSLY, where is her ass???? All I see is crack...
By Anonymous, on 6:13 AM
The boobs are real...look at any pic where she is laying down. The boobs don't stay straight up. Instead they lay down to her sides. They are real
By Anonymous, on 5:20 AM
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