I'm sorry but since when did Michael have such a feminine arse, and what's up with the tiny waiste? Come to think of it, from behind, he completely looks like a woman. You do realise that there's a number of people out there who look like Jacko, including women?
THAT IS NOT HIS DAUGHTER test hime and her and the DNA will tell you that she is not his ,,this sick fuck bought those two kids that some other dude father sick sick why can someone take those kids away from him he is going to finger them maybe her already did
Why does the arab world accept him? I mean, he lives in Dubai or something. Now he's the guest of a Saudi prince. Aren't they under Sharia law over there? Don't they publicly castrate child molesters? Or do they stone them?
Yeah, but doesn't LaToya look incredibly similar to Michael?
To be honest, I've always kind of wondered if there really is a LaToya Jackson or if it was always Michael dressed in drag. But if there IS a LaToya, could this not be her?
1) Michael Jackson is a freak. We all know that. Nothing he does could surprise me anymore.
2) If that is him and if that is his daughter, there's no freaking way she's biologically his (and yes, there are other reasons she isn't probably biologically his too, such as his preference for little boys and the fact that I highly doubt he could even get it up with a woman). She is WHITE. I mean, like, WHITE WHITE. Does he forget that we all know he was born black and actually looked it at one point? He couldn't keep his kids faces covered up forever, I mean, it was going to be obvious eventually. Whatever. Weirdo.
it seems like these days all of the aging male black pop stars with bleached skin and clip-on noses and lampshade hats and stiletto heels and organge handbags and hot curvy estrogen asses move to france
Jenny: Run a contest to use photoshop to put his plastic face on Tara Reid's plastic body. Most realistic picture wins. Imagine a Michael Jackson nip slip! HILARIOUS!
The child looks unnaturally pale, too... nobody's skin looks like that. It wouldn't surprise me if he were slathering her with the same skin bleach he uses.
It's no doubt been pulled off of the website due to litigation threats from MJ's camp, "Penny Woods." Jesus, nothing creeps me out more than die-hard Michael Jackson fans. I hate to burst your bubble, but he does NOT have magical-unicorn-powers. He's just a child molester.
Um, ya. Just like her mother, Debbie Rowe. She's the WHITE WHITE woman who gave birth to the two kids. Jackson's sperm? Only the turkey baster knows for sure.
speaking of debbie rowe... she was threatening to sue for custody of the kids, but backed off when jacko agreed to pay her $750k a year. who's the real creep here....
Yeah, I know the kids mother was white, but my point is that there's no way that kid is mixed-race. Which is why I think there's no way she's Jackson's biological kid.
Unless, of course, he IS bleaching their skin, which would just be BEYOND messed-up.
And I can't believe she's like 8 now... man. 10 more years and she'll be free, but then 20 more years of therapy before she's over it.
I had a feeling this was the direction he was going in actually, he's weird enough to wish he was a woman. His legs are really nice and shapely aren't they? EW! I think I'm gonna hurl!
I hope those horney middle eastern men don't mistake Jacko for a "Jackie" and rape the hell of him. They might find him as attractive as Teri Hatcher... uh... AMERICAN WOMAN! La--La.. Once they found out it was a "MAN" they'd never mistreat women again!He's some Sheik's "sex-slave". So now Mike won't mistreat young boyz any more...
Why the F$%@ did I go to Iraq when their are turds that sleep with little kids right here at home who are so much more deserving of the justice of the .223? I hope he gets cancer. That would be a fitting, slow end for him.
I don't think it's him in the second pic - tis him in one and three, but I think he had someone in the entourage travelling in the same outfit as a diversion.
Why? WTF knows.....but that body and those curves - no. He's thin but not like that.
No, that's him/her, alright. Estrogen shots will cause fat to deposit in all the right places to look like a woman. Now, he/she/it must wear women's jeans so they fit nice and proper.
All those sexually repressed arabs probably go nuts when he/she walks down the streets in Bahrain and they see that shapely woman's behind.
Jacko is neither a man nor a woman, my theory is that he is actually an alien that changes shape at will in order to study our human reactions and to have a ball while at it. I just want to be alive until the moment comes when he reveals his TRUE shape to us human earthlings. That will make HIStory in his career for sure, more than any other ground breaking record he can put out in the years to come...
Jacko is neither a man nor a woman, my theory is that he is actually an alien that changes shape at will in order to study our human reactions and to have a ball while at it. I just want to be alive until the moment comes when he reveals his TRUE shape to us human earthlings. That will make HIStory in his career for sure, more than any other ground breaking record he can put out in the years to come...
Jacko is neither a man nor a woman, my theory is that he is actually an alien that changes shape at will in order to study our human reactions and to have a ball while at it. I just want to be alive until the moment comes when he reveals his TRUE shape to us human earthlings. That will make HIStory in his career for sure, more than any other ground breaking record he can put out in the years to come...
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I'm sorry but since when did Michael have such a feminine arse, and what's up with the tiny waiste? Come to think of it, from behind, he completely looks like a woman. You do realise that there's a number of people out there who look like Jacko, including women?
By Beard, on 11:59 PM
Here come the Jacko apologists telling everyone he's not a gay psycho child molester and claim that's not him in those pictures.
Shut up.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 AM
god save the queen
By i ate a smurf, on 12:04 AM
Maybe he is taking estrogen? That is not a man's ass. He had a skinny bony teabag ass, where'd that female ass come from?
By Anonymous, on 1:17 AM
Where have all the flowers gone?!
By Anonymous, on 1:31 AM
I think Michael and Janet are ..... hold your breath ... the SAME person!!!!
By SaM-GiRL, on 1:36 AM
THAT IS NOT HIS DAUGHTER test hime and her and the DNA will tell you that she is not his ,,this sick fuck bought those two kids that some other dude father sick sick why can someone take those kids away from him he is going to finger them maybe her already did
By Anonymous, on 1:40 AM
You do realise that there's a number of people out there who look like Jacko, including women?
HAHAHA no.
By Anonymous, on 1:41 AM
Weird things happening inside...
By Anonymous, on 2:08 AM
How is he going to explain this?!
By Anonymous, on 3:53 AM
I can't wait until these kids are about 10 years older. My God, can you imagine the stories they are going to have? It should be pretty entertaining.
By Anonymous, on 5:13 AM
Well, the article's off of the Daily Mail, where the story originated. Would you say that they're Jackson apologists?
By Penny Woods, on 5:25 AM
That bitch looks better in jeans than I do. And I look pretty damn good in jeans. I'm going to go throw up, now.
By Samantha, on 5:43 AM
Holy crap!! My eyes!!
By Vern, on 6:28 AM
It's official, I have seen everything.
By Anonymous, on 6:45 AM
i'd hit his newly curvy pooper
By Anonymous, on 7:58 AM
awesome! you could literally bang him-her until its nose popped off.
By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM
You can't really tell from the photo quality who that is, but if it's him he must be taking estrogen shots.
By Anonymous, on 8:01 AM
INCONCLUSIVE. next.
By Anonymous, on 8:02 AM
Floppy hat? Looks like a lamp shade.
Why does the arab world accept him? I mean, he lives in Dubai or something. Now he's the guest of a Saudi prince. Aren't they under Sharia law over there? Don't they publicly castrate child molesters? Or do they stone them?
By Anonymous, on 8:17 AM
a 2-bagger if there ever was one, but still, that's a pretty sweet ass. maybe he should do a personal ad as "tri-curious"
By Anonymous, on 8:27 AM
looks hot in those jeans. i'd give him a thriller right up his moon walk.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 AM
TAKE HIS CHILDREN AWAY. NOW.
By Anonymous, on 8:36 AM
i'd give himherit the ol' ATNH (ass-to-nosehole)
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
Yeah, but doesn't LaToya look incredibly similar to Michael?
To be honest, I've always kind of wondered if there really is a LaToya Jackson or if it was always Michael dressed in drag. But if there IS a LaToya, could this not be her?
Just asking...
By Vigilante, on 8:39 AM
turns out the X-Files got it wrong. alien colonization will begin with everybody turning into a skinny white girl. looks like it began this year.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
How much do you wanna bet that he's having a sex change operation in the near future? I can't wait. It'll be soooo funny.
By Anonymous, on 8:51 AM
when they're walking, they're looking down, as if they're searching for something that somebody lost. like a nose. so it's michael.
By Anonymous, on 8:52 AM
penny woods - it's more like their lawyers are more afraid of Michael Jackson's attorneys than the Sun's lawyers are.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 AM
the girl resembles lisa marie presley. maybe she gave up a few frozen eggs as part of the divorce settlement?
By Anonymous, on 8:55 AM
ya, definitely possible the freak will go for the male-to-female sex change. or, as kelly calls it, tenderizing.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
Third photo is definitely Michelle/Michael Jackson in the blue hat.
Can you see his face? No...
Can you see the utter look of shame and embarassment on the young girl's face? Yep....All the proof I need.
Dude, chick, what the fuck ever he/she is, has taken abnormality to a whole 'nother level.
By joejoe, on 9:32 AM
1) Michael Jackson is a freak. We all know that. Nothing he does could surprise me anymore.
2) If that is him and if that is his daughter, there's no freaking way she's biologically his (and yes, there are other reasons she isn't probably biologically his too, such as his preference for little boys and the fact that I highly doubt he could even get it up with a woman). She is WHITE. I mean, like, WHITE WHITE. Does he forget that we all know he was born black and actually looked it at one point? He couldn't keep his kids faces covered up forever, I mean, it was going to be obvious eventually. Whatever. Weirdo.
By AnnArrogance, on 9:45 AM
poor girl. how emberassing.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
so does this make him the queen of pop?
By jen, on 9:58 AM
whoops, this time the aliens accidently left the transport socket on his head
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
I know where he got that shirt. And it wasn't in the Men's section.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
Is that really him? That's quite a curvy body. I don't know.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
if he put some of that super-white makeup on his new curvy ass, the old Rose McGowan would be back.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
Micheal Jackson is officially weird - God he has seriously lost the plot.
FYI - Micheal Jackson lives in Bahrain at the moment. But i did read somewhere that he may move to France!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
it seems like these days all of the aging male black pop stars with bleached skin and clip-on noses and lampshade hats and stiletto heels and organge handbags and hot curvy estrogen asses move to france
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
a black man turned white woman.
tsk tsk tsk tsk
By prettyboy, on 1:00 PM
...and I'd fuck him either way!
By Prettyboy, on 1:49 PM
The first part of a male to female sex change is hormone therapy. That explains the new curves. Is he/she growing tits yet?
By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM
i've got my pants down wondering that exact same thing
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
Jenny: Run a contest to use photoshop to put his plastic face on Tara Reid's plastic body. Most realistic picture wins. Imagine a Michael Jackson nip slip! HILARIOUS!
By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
Vive le France!!
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
He looks like Katie Holmes now.
The child looks unnaturally pale, too... nobody's skin looks like that. It wouldn't surprise me if he were slathering her with the same skin bleach he uses.
By PhotoMan, on 2:36 PM
Anonymous said...
i've got my pants down wondering that exact same thing
October 13, 2006 2:24 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!
By prettyboy, on 2:37 PM
It's no doubt been pulled off of the website due to litigation threats from MJ's camp, "Penny Woods." Jesus, nothing creeps me out more than die-hard Michael Jackson fans. I hate to burst your bubble, but he does NOT have magical-unicorn-powers. He's just a child molester.
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Headline in two years: Michael Jackson wardrobe malfunction
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
i think it's actually sweet. jacko (jacka?) is changing himself into the mother his kids never had.
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
"She is WHITE. I mean, like, WHITE WHITE."
Um, ya. Just like her mother, Debbie Rowe. She's the WHITE WHITE woman who gave birth to the two kids. Jackson's sperm? Only the turkey baster knows for sure.
By Anonymous, on 4:45 PM
speaking of debbie rowe... she was threatening to sue for custody of the kids, but backed off when jacko agreed to pay her $750k a year. who's the real creep here....
By Anonymous, on 6:35 PM
hey whatever makes him happy and get less attention from the media.
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
What a sick fuck.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 AM
What a sick fuck.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 AM
What a sick fuck.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 AM
What a sick fuck.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 AM
Yeah, I know the kids mother was white, but my point is that there's no way that kid is mixed-race. Which is why I think there's no way she's Jackson's biological kid.
Unless, of course, he IS bleaching their skin, which would just be BEYOND messed-up.
And I can't believe she's like 8 now... man. 10 more years and she'll be free, but then 20 more years of therapy before she's over it.
By AnnArrogance, on 9:00 AM
I had a feeling this was the direction he was going in actually, he's weird enough to wish he was a woman. His legs are really nice and shapely aren't they? EW! I think I'm gonna hurl!
By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM
See this is just what happens when you're too lax with the homosexuals. We need to go 50 years back in time.
By Anonymous, on 4:50 PM
I hope those horney middle eastern men don't mistake Jacko for a "Jackie" and rape the hell of him. They might find him as attractive as Teri Hatcher... uh... AMERICAN WOMAN! La--La.. Once they found out it was a "MAN" they'd never mistreat women again!He's some Sheik's "sex-slave". So now Mike won't mistreat young boyz any more...
By Metallica Goes Gay, on 7:57 PM
Didn't Debbie Rowe confirm that Jacko is not the biological father of her children? I remember reading this.
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Why the F$%@ did I go to Iraq when their are turds that sleep with little kids right here at home who are so much more deserving of the justice of the .223? I hope he gets cancer. That would be a fitting, slow end for him.
By Anonymous, on 2:06 PM
Wow michael looks pretty hot as woman...where did he EVER get those cute legs and arse?
By Anonymous, on 6:16 PM
I don't think it's him in the second pic - tis him in one and three, but I think he had someone in the entourage travelling in the same outfit as a diversion.
Why? WTF knows.....but that body and those curves - no. He's thin but not like that.
By Smartie, on 7:30 PM
I'm pretty sure that's teri hatcher
ZING
By John, on 5:16 AM
I'm pretty sure that's teri hatcher
ZING
By John, on 5:18 AM
I'm pretty sure that's teri hatcher
ZING
By johnwilliams713, on 5:19 AM
No, that's him/her, alright. Estrogen shots will cause fat to deposit in all the right places to look like a woman. Now, he/she/it must wear women's jeans so they fit nice and proper.
All those sexually repressed arabs probably go nuts when he/she walks down the streets in Bahrain and they see that shapely woman's behind.
Ever seen The Crying Game? HAHAHA
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
i've never known an arab guy to refuse a surprise blowjob (giving). they're a very welcoming people.
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
damn, it's monday and i still have an erection from michael's girl-ass. it's serious now.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
If that blue hat tried to be my lamp shade; I'd shoot it.
By Zen Wizard, on 2:05 PM
12:45 must be an arab.
By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM
yeah i'm arab and i live at 911 byebyetwintowers road
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
That kid looks so embarrassed.
By Anonymous, on 8:54 PM
That is Sean Young.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
Jacko is neither a man nor a woman, my theory is that he is actually an alien that changes shape at will in order to study our human reactions and to have a ball while at it.
I just want to be alive until the moment comes when he reveals his TRUE shape to us human earthlings. That will make HIStory in his career for sure, more than any other ground breaking record he can put out in the years to come...
By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
Jacko is neither a man nor a woman, my theory is that he is actually an alien that changes shape at will in order to study our human reactions and to have a ball while at it.
I just want to be alive until the moment comes when he reveals his TRUE shape to us human earthlings. That will make HIStory in his career for sure, more than any other ground breaking record he can put out in the years to come...
By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
Jacko is neither a man nor a woman, my theory is that he is actually an alien that changes shape at will in order to study our human reactions and to have a ball while at it.
I just want to be alive until the moment comes when he reveals his TRUE shape to us human earthlings. That will make HIStory in his career for sure, more than any other ground breaking record he can put out in the years to come...
By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
France gave us the statue of liberty, and we gave them this.
It's only fair, they both needed the same amount of work to keep from falling apart.
By chilly, on 11:28 AM
France gave us the statue of liberty, and we gave them this.
It's only fair, they both needed the same amount of work to keep from falling apart.
By chilly, on 11:28 AM
Is that a classic 'tranny-tuck' in the second pic?
I hope the surgeon who's responsible for his face won't be doing his vaginoplasty as well when he has sex reassignment surgery. Begorrah!
By Anonymous, on 12:14 AM
Is that a classic 'tranny-tuck' in the second pic?
I hope the surgeon who's responsible for his face won't be doing his vaginoplasty as well when he has sex reassignment surgery. Begorrah!
By Anonymous, on 12:15 AM
Oh my god! is he legally turning himself into a woman so he can have a better chance at molesting lil boys!? ewwwww!!!
By annubis, on 2:57 AM
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