I guess ms. hilton has a lot invested in showing the world that her life is fun. interesting how the most fun thing she and kevin federline can find in the entire world at this moment in time is to get drunk and show their asses at a nightclub in vegas.
She's showing that she is an exhibitionist! It's how she gets her real jollies, and she shouldn't be trusted with children if that is so., in my opinion. And, be careful Googling this condition.. as you might see things not so nice, but she is challanging their Lady Godiva Idol for the Queen of our time title, with many other rauchy celebs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exhibitionism
I can't wait for Hilton's message board troll to come tell us how perfectly svelt she is........
........that is the worst case of flabby pancake ass I've ever seen. She and Blohan should really cover up their sagging cheeks. Yep, mine's bigger, sadly, but I can't hold coins under the cheeks like these gals.
I choose to be extremely grateful for these pictures........at least someone forced her to put on panties. Her ass is disgusting enough, I really don't want to see her cooter...again, that is.
And way to pull up your own dress to showcase your saggy ass in pic #5...you have nothing to be proud of. For the good of mankind, put on pants!
1. i love how there is a creepy guy looking at her ass in all those pictures and 2. in picutre 5 she is holding up her dress! she actually wants people to see that thing...shes weird...
well i can garantee once blohan sees tyhese shes gonna have to find a table to dance on to show her ss next because itt sems everytime we see some gross picture of parisite"ex.coochie flash exiting car" within a day or two blohan will feel the need to one better her pic so be prepared to see firecrotch's ass hanging out her ass real soon.im so sickened by those two b1tches .
Okay, I am very disturbed by her ass,but what about that dress. I wore that when I was in 3rd grade and thought it was cute (it wasn't even then) And then in pic three WTF is she doing, preparing to pee in the forrest? How in the hell is that considered dancing. Is that the lastest move.. is it something new and hip that I have yet to learn.. Oh please say it isn't so!!!!!
These pics will make the rounds of the web and television entertainment shows, everyone will talk about them, and she'll sell twice as many albums this week than she did last week. Sad, but very true.......
this is an excellent example of what people were discussing last week. obviously paris has had plastic surgery, specifically butt implants that attempt to mimic the much-desired "sliding mudflap" look of the Dancing Uvula tribe in Kenya.*
Is anyone else as sickened as I am when you can see her ass cheek from the FRONT between her legs? I mean, is that wierd or am I just sheltered?
The brilliant young women over at gofugyourself.com coined the term "ass-goiter" to describe Paris Hilton's alarming cheek deformity. Maybe if we all think of it as a March of Dimes-type of thing, we can resume normal activities like eating.
Man, that is one sorry pair of buttocks. I'm over 40, and I still don't look that lousy. Sure, I could probably pass (or fail, depending on your point of view) the pencil test, but she could hide an anvil under that battered rump.
the cocaine producers should do ads like the milk mustache ads. except with coke-encrusted nostrils. parisite and kate moss can be the first spokespeople.
The pencil test? I thought that was only for titties. Hmmmm...I passed...I think...
And one more thing. Where were the terrorists? There was a perfect opportunity here to wipe Hollywood Ebola Strain A and Strain B off the face of the earth and they completely blew it. Damned terrorists. All talk and no boom.
Love the guy in the second picture. Also how pretty much every male around her looks uncomfortable and vaguely terrified of contracting a disease by being anywhere in the same room with her. Also, her butt is gross.
And to think that her pal Brandon Davis calls Lindsay Lohan a "firecrotch" while Paris laughs about it. If anyone is a firecrotch, it's Paris. I mean, who in their right mind would want this whore after the train of guys she's rode the past 2 years?? And I'm sorry, but that porno tape was the shittiest thing I'd ever seen. I've seen better sex videos on Animal Planet.
Her ass IS a bit on the saggy side. She's worth millions--get a fucking ass-lift or something. Or just do us all a favor and perform the Kurt Cobain method of plastic surgery: just blow your head off so we won't have to look at you anymore.
GIRLS JUST WANA HAVE FUUUN? Yep, definitely...just depends on what your definition of fun is. Mine is going to great films with my boyfriend who loves me and treats me with respect. Enjoying friends with a great sense of humour, trying amazing new restaurants, travelling...these are how real girls, real women wana have fuuun!
If however, you suffer from a serious personality disorder, a distorted psycho-sexual development, and thus no real self-esteem then yes, definitely...this is your way to have fun! This is also an excellent way to contract genital herpes, pubic lice, veneral disease, HIV, gonnorhea and cervical cancer.
Jealous...no thanks you are welcome to the all of the above!
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I would hit it and hit it and hit it
with protection of course.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM
Ugly beak-nosed bitch.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM
that is one flabby, flat ass
"buns of steel" on DVD, that's all I'm gonna say.....
By CheeryBitch, on 6:33 AM
I guess ms. hilton has a lot invested in showing the world that her life is fun. interesting how the most fun thing she and kevin federline can find in the entire world at this moment in time is to get drunk and show their asses at a nightclub in vegas.
By Anonymous, on 6:50 AM
Is anyone else as sickened as I am when you can see her ass cheek from the FRONT between her legs? I mean, is that wierd or am I just sheltered?
By Anonymous, on 7:19 AM
ok now.. gonna vom..
By Anonymous, on 7:38 AM
no it's not just you, she has the saggiest ass of all time.. it lives in its own world of hyper-gravity. NASA is looking into it.
By Anonymous, on 7:39 AM
She's showing that she is an exhibitionist! It's how she gets her real jollies, and she shouldn't be trusted with children if that is so., in my opinion. And, be careful Googling this condition.. as you might see things not so nice, but she is challanging their Lady Godiva Idol for the Queen of our time title, with many other rauchy celebs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exhibitionism
By d mumsie, on 7:46 AM
I can't wait for Hilton's message board troll to come tell us how perfectly svelt she is........
........that is the worst case of flabby pancake ass I've ever seen. She and Blohan should really cover up their sagging cheeks. Yep, mine's bigger, sadly, but I can't hold coins under the cheeks like these gals.
By Red On The Head, on 7:47 AM
PRICELESS: The guy's expression in photo 2. H'es got the "is that her ass or her penis between her legs?" look on his face.
By Piquebu, on 7:47 AM
Damn she's fat!
By Anonymous, on 8:00 AM
"Corroded ass"?
Hhmmm... Actually, I see no signs of corrosion...
Bad choice of words.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 AM
I choose to be extremely grateful for these pictures........at least someone forced her to put on panties. Her ass is disgusting enough, I really don't want to see her cooter...again, that is.
And way to pull up your own dress to showcase your saggy ass in pic #5...you have nothing to be proud of. For the good of mankind, put on pants!
By Anonymous, on 8:48 AM
1. i love how there is a creepy guy looking at her ass in all those pictures
and 2. in picutre 5 she is holding up her dress! she actually wants people to see that thing...shes weird...
By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM
well i can garantee once blohan sees tyhese shes gonna have to find a table to dance on to show her ss next because itt sems everytime we see some gross picture of parisite"ex.coochie flash exiting car" within a day or two blohan will feel the need to one better her pic so be prepared to see firecrotch's ass hanging out her ass real soon.im so sickened by those two b1tches .
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
Okay, I am very disturbed by her ass,but what about that dress. I wore that when I was in 3rd grade and thought it was cute (it wasn't even then) And then in pic three WTF is she doing, preparing to pee in the forrest? How in the hell is that considered dancing. Is that the lastest move.. is it something new and hip that I have yet to learn.. Oh please say it isn't so!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
Oh geez. Money does not equal class.
These pics will make the rounds of the web and television entertainment shows, everyone will talk about them, and she'll sell twice as many albums this week than she did last week. Sad, but very true.......
By joejoe, on 9:48 AM
this is an excellent example of what people were discussing last week. obviously paris has had plastic surgery, specifically butt implants that attempt to mimic the much-desired "sliding mudflap" look of the Dancing Uvula tribe in Kenya.*
*ilearnedit@IDLYITW.com
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Is anyone else as sickened as I am when you can see her ass cheek from the FRONT between her legs? I mean, is that wierd or am I just sheltered?
The brilliant young women over at gofugyourself.com coined the term "ass-goiter" to describe Paris Hilton's alarming cheek deformity. Maybe if we all think of it as a March of Dimes-type of thing, we can resume normal activities like eating.
Man, that is one sorry pair of buttocks. I'm over 40, and I still don't look that lousy. Sure, I could probably pass (or fail, depending on your point of view) the pencil test, but she could hide an anvil under that battered rump.
By not a repugnant heiress, on 11:03 AM
how can an ass sag, when it is so flat?
I love how she says she doesn't drink, smoke, or dance on tables...........
Bitch contradicts herself every time she opens her mouth.
By parissucksliterally, on 11:07 AM
that looks like a dude's ass.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
the cocaine producers should do ads like the milk mustache ads. except with coke-encrusted nostrils. parisite and kate moss can be the first spokespeople.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
That is the ass of a woman who has never had a job, parties a little too much, and doesn't hit the gym.
If your average college sorority girl partied until she was 25, this sagging ass would be the result.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
She's like an yeast infection that grew legs! Shudder!
By Hottie Hottie, on 11:53 AM
Isn't this the same party K-fed was at?
OMG how awesome would it be if it came out her and K-fed hooked up!
By cleon, on 2:08 PM
^ Yeah man, that would make my year. Seriously.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
kelly says pass the maple syrup
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
The pencil test? I thought that was only for titties. Hmmmm...I passed...I think...
And one more thing. Where were the terrorists? There was a perfect opportunity here to wipe Hollywood Ebola Strain A and Strain B off the face of the earth and they completely blew it. Damned terrorists. All talk and no boom.
By Vigilante, on 4:16 PM
I love that the guy next to her has a look on his face of "WTF is THAT!"
Please don't let there be a sales surge because of this; she may think she needs to do a second album. AAAGHHHHH
By Smartie, on 4:55 PM
Love the guy in the second picture. Also how pretty much every male around her looks uncomfortable and vaguely terrified of contracting a disease by being anywhere in the same room with her.
Also, her butt is gross.
By Anonymous, on 8:21 PM
simply as an act of civil disobedience within the context of this thread, i would hit her pooper
By Anonymous, on 5:56 AM
And to think that her pal Brandon Davis calls Lindsay Lohan a "firecrotch" while Paris laughs about it. If anyone is a firecrotch, it's Paris. I mean, who in their right mind would want this whore after the train of guys she's rode the past 2 years?? And I'm sorry, but that porno tape was the shittiest thing I'd ever seen. I've seen better sex videos on Animal Planet.
By Jennifer, on 6:34 AM
Her ass IS a bit on the saggy side. She's worth millions--get a fucking ass-lift or something. Or just do us all a favor and perform the Kurt Cobain method of plastic surgery: just blow your head off so we won't have to look at you anymore.
By Michelle, on 6:37 AM
it's ironic that paris thinks she's so exceptionally hot, but she has a completely typical white girl's ass
By Anonymous, on 6:43 AM
the perfect symmetry of her ass checks echos classic grecian sculpture
By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM
All I have to say is thank God she is not like "firecrotch" L.Lohan is a pig!!
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Stupid drunk bitch, I hope she burns in hell...
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
Stupid drunk bitch, I hope she sits on my face, yum...
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
she should learn from Jessica Biel.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
what, how to lick pussy?
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
i love her betsey johnson dress!!
GIRLS JUST WANA HAVE FUUUN!
blondes have more fun
paris is just proof.
dont be so jealous. you know you love it
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
GIRLS JUST WANA HAVE FUUUN? Yep, definitely...just depends on what your definition of fun is. Mine is going to great films with my boyfriend who loves me and treats me with respect. Enjoying friends with a great sense of humour, trying amazing new restaurants, travelling...these are how real girls, real women wana have fuuun!
If however, you suffer from a serious personality disorder, a distorted psycho-sexual development, and thus no real self-esteem then yes, definitely...this is your way to have fun! This is also an excellent way to contract genital herpes, pubic lice, veneral disease, HIV, gonnorhea and cervical cancer.
Jealous...no thanks you are welcome to the all of the above!
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
wow i have a headache already and we're not even on a date
By Anonymous, on 8:59 PM
I have a better ass than her and I'm a man.
By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
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