Me too...and Nicole Richie looks like she is suffering from the same malady--what is up with that? Is there some new assflap enhancement surgery for anorexics now? Do they get assflap implants to replace the asses they've lost to starving themselves? Do they think that looks GOOD??
On a separate note altogether, this story (although probably entirely true in basic fact) smells rotten. Nick Carter doesn't talk like a Brit as far as I know..."drugs and drink" and "cannabis" are terms you would find in an article only if a British tabloid made the quotations up--or maybe recast the quotations into British English without acknowledging they were changing the content of the actual quotation. Just a thought. I have no doubt it's still true in principle even if all the quotations are made up.
Is it really a surprise that she is a lousy fuck? Anyone who has seen her video can confirm that. As far as the rest, she is nothing more than a spoiled bitch whom is full of herself and her self importance. Her parents failed her.
I saw that sex tape, she just laid there and let the dude fuck her, My friend was like "If that was me she would have been fucked right off that bed!" It must suck to pull her than find out she sucks in bed. Maybe you can steal some money out of her purse....
Oh God. The ass-goiter. A diet of looking at pics like this would be kick ass. People would lose so much weight. Want a snack? Instead, just look at a pic of Paris' ass goiter. That'll nip that craving in the bud, and you might even lose the last thing you ate, too!
Photo 2, the black man in the lower righthand corner is looking around trying to find the source of the abnormally loud clapping he is hearing. He sees no one in his immediate vicinity clapping their hands, but yet the sound persists.
Little did he know the source of the raucous applause was Parisite's horrendously flabby asscheeks colliding with one another as she shook her midsection in an attempt to relieve the intense burning in her labias brought on by a cocktail of STDs.
'Paris Hilton - I Provide The Clap Wherever I Perform' (my vote for her next CD title)
Nick Carter and Aaron Carter. "I had sex with this and that, I was engaged to this and that" I would pay to have those two desperate attention divas killed.
For the last month, all I've heard from Nick Carter is about his sex life. The poor fag is desperately trying to be relevant again. He is too busy being an attention whore that he forgot to deliver my pizza again.
Paris asscheeks are what happens to skinny people when they drink too much and don't work out. The bitch needs to do some squats (and I don't mean the type where she has diarrhea the morning after a Stoli tonic binge").
And yet, I'd still lick her flabby diseased anus. Go figure, right?
wow nick went on tyra talking about her too.he is really desperate for publicity and all he can use is his relationship with paris which is kind of sad.
I wish I was a small crab or flea, living amongst her pubic area. I would start my own goverment of crabs, with legalized abortion and gun control. We would harvest her rich, fertile vaginal yeast to produce bread and alcohol, and I would vacation in her anus during the winter.
PLEASE STOP POSTING STORIES ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT PARIS HILTON SHE IS NOT WORTH THE TIME , NO MORE PARIS WHORE , POST STUFF ABOUT JESSICA BIEL SWEET ASS NOW THAT ASS HAS TALENT AND BEAUTY
J-bird, are you saying you'd vacation in her anus because the sun shines out of her ass?
And I have to mention something here. I read this post. I looked at the pictures. I went blind for about ten minutes, and when my sight returned I went upstairs, stood in front of a mirror, pulled my pants down and TRIED to make my butt cheeks show through the front of my legs. And I couldn't do it. So now that I'm sufficiently convinced that Parisite is an evil alien from some far away planet sent to destroy all humans with her "brand" of skank, can we please not have any more Paris upskirt shots? I know, I'm asking the impossible. Just keep it in mind, that's all I ask.
Vigilante, that is so freakin' hilarious... i did the exact same thing after reading this post... couldn't get my ass cheeks to show from the front either.
'course, i work out and take care of myself... and by 'work out', i don't mean 'lay on my back spread eagle 18+ hours a day'...
don't worry. what you need to understand is many males are slow (stupid). they think because some whore is famous that she's sexy. i'm a smart guy and believe me i wouldn't touch this nasty ugly ho with a 10 foot sanitized pole, yet she has no trouble finding retarded sex partners. also, like kissing, guys probably have different ideas about what constitutes a "good" blowjob
"i'm a smart guy and believe me i wouldn't touch this nasty ugly ho with a 10 foot sanitized pole"
^ A yes. A textbook case of a man who has been infected with The Ghey. Look closely students. Notice the Justin Timberlake-esque prance and clean, spiffy wardrobe. Alas, there is no known cure for The Ghey. He must be quarantined in San Fransisco or Massachussetts.
Well, gay guys know about blowjobs better than anyone, so if it was gay thing to say Paris sucks (not literally) then it still helpful to confused being such as myself xx
6:22, spoken like someone who is even now scratching his crotch because of those nasty greenish blisters, contracted because he will fuck nasty diseased flappy old hos.
Also, using words like "prance" and "spiffy" are extremely gay-man-sounding.
I love the way her cheeks show from the front. Most of my girlfriends wear extremely short skirts and dresses and I always can easily see their cheeks not only from the back but also from the front.
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Paris Hilton's unexercised, flabby asscheeks make me want to throw up.
By Anonymous, on 1:55 AM
Is THAT HER ASS DROOPING down under her eh, "garment"....piece of shitty cloth?
I'm anon becuse I had sex with Paris and am utterly ashamed that I did.....
By Anonymous, on 2:04 AM
What a waste of labia.
By Hottie Hottie, on 2:05 AM
her ass is gar-ross!
By Anonymous, on 4:42 AM
Now I wonder about what that little dog is really for
By Anonymous, on 4:44 AM
I don't understand how we can see her ass from the front!!! OMG!!!
I think I will skip breakfast.
By Anonymous, on 6:55 AM
The weed in the teddy bear makes me like her more, but why am I not suprised that she's actually a total prude?
By Anonymous, on 7:01 AM
ok, i do NOT understand this chick's butt cheeks... who's ass hangs like that from the FRONT?!? Looks like a giant vag to me...
oh, wait... maybe it is...
By Anonymous, on 7:30 AM
Me too...and Nicole Richie looks like she is suffering from the same malady--what is up with that? Is there some new assflap enhancement surgery for anorexics now? Do they get assflap implants to replace the asses they've lost to starving themselves? Do they think that looks GOOD??
On a separate note altogether, this story (although probably entirely true in basic fact) smells rotten. Nick Carter doesn't talk like a Brit as far as I know..."drugs and drink" and "cannabis" are terms you would find in an article only if a British tabloid made the quotations up--or maybe recast the quotations into British English without acknowledging they were changing the content of the actual quotation. Just a thought. I have no doubt it's still true in principle even if all the quotations are made up.
By lickable, on 7:30 AM
I think those ass cheeks are her testicles in disguise
By Cuckoo4CoCoPuffs, on 7:40 AM
Are those her ass cheeks hanging down in pics 1 and 2? How does someone that thin have ass cheek hangage that bad?
By Anonymous, on 7:43 AM
Is it really a surprise that she is a lousy fuck? Anyone who has seen her video can confirm that. As far as the rest, she is nothing more than a spoiled bitch whom is full of herself and her self importance. Her parents failed her.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 AM
I saw that sex tape, she just laid there and let the dude fuck her, My friend was like "If that was me she would have been fucked right off that bed!" It must suck to pull her than find out she sucks in bed. Maybe you can steal some money out of her purse....
By Anonymous, on 8:07 AM
Oh God. The ass-goiter. A diet of looking at pics like this would be kick ass. People would lose so much weight. Want a snack? Instead, just look at a pic of Paris' ass goiter. That'll nip that craving in the bud, and you might even lose the last thing you ate, too!
By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM
Her latest outbreak of herpes is a few months old too....no worries.
By Anonymous, on 8:26 AM
I love it when you can see a woman's ass cheeks from the front of her. Too funny.
By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM
Nick's doing this kiss-and-tell because he's bitter about having sex with a passed out skank and that he got VD from the experience.
I'd be bitter too.
By Anonymous, on 8:31 AM
Two pathetic pigs. They fuck everybody; he tells about, and she films it.
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
She's a ssssslut! Buuuuung.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PARIS HILTON SMUGGLING DRUGS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN PLANE!
By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
What a waste of human life!
By Anonymous, on 9:01 AM
I hate paris hilton to death, but who is Nick Carter again???
By dm, on 9:05 AM
Photo 2, the black man in the lower righthand corner is looking around trying to find the source of the abnormally loud clapping he is hearing.
He sees no one in his immediate vicinity clapping their hands, but yet the sound persists.
Little did he know the source of the raucous applause was Parisite's horrendously flabby asscheeks colliding with one another as she shook her midsection in an attempt to relieve the intense burning in her labias brought on by a cocktail of STDs.
'Paris Hilton - I Provide The Clap Wherever I Perform' (my vote for her next CD title)
By joejoe, on 9:05 AM
Nick Carter and Aaron Carter. "I had sex with this and that, I was engaged to this and that" I would pay to have those two desperate attention divas killed.
By dino, on 9:10 AM
Nick Carter forgot to mention that Paris hated it when he asked her to wear a strap-on, so she could pound him from behind.
By jeditemple, on 9:25 AM
we like drugs and hate gay guys, so this one doesn't work
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
For the last month, all I've heard from Nick Carter is about his sex life. The poor fag is desperately trying to be relevant again. He is too busy being an attention whore that he forgot to deliver my pizza again.
By onid, on 9:37 AM
Let's give her props: I thought the BJ was pretty decent.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
Nick carter is pissed that his brief stint with Paris Hilton did nothing to help his fading career.
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
Paris asscheeks are what happens to skinny people when they drink too much and don't work out. The bitch needs to do some squats (and I don't mean the type where she has diarrhea the morning after a Stoli tonic binge").
And yet, I'd still lick her flabby diseased anus. Go figure, right?
By J-Bird, on 10:06 AM
I'd still fuck her, droopy ass and all.
Wouldn't take her home to mom, but I'd fuck her.
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
Do you think he fucked her in the ass when she was passed out? I certainly would have.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
I assumed he meant "teddy" in the lingerie sense.. not as in "bear"
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Dear Paris,
Please go die in a fire immediately.
Sincerely,
Everybody
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
her sex tape had to be the worst sex ever... she sucks at sex and sucks at life
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
What would Strong Bad say?
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
HOLY CRAP!!
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
wow nick went on tyra talking about her too.he is really desperate for publicity and all he can use is his relationship with paris which is kind of sad.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
here we go again. as soon as all the millionare pot smokers wake up, there will be 50 more comments
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
she's beautiful and she loves to party. i think she's great!
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
if i was as useless a piece of DNA as paris hilton is, i would be high all the time too.
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
Love that skank! party on
By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
I wish I was a small crab or flea, living amongst her pubic area. I would start my own goverment of crabs, with legalized abortion and gun control.
We would harvest her rich, fertile vaginal yeast to produce bread and alcohol, and I would vacation in her anus during the winter.
By J-Bird, on 2:06 PM
PLEASE STOP POSTING STORIES ABOUT THIS PIECE OF SHIT PARIS HILTON SHE IS NOT WORTH THE TIME , NO MORE PARIS WHORE , POST STUFF ABOUT JESSICA BIEL SWEET ASS NOW THAT ASS HAS TALENT AND BEAUTY
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
who ordered a shouting lesbian? anybody? anybody?
By Anonymous, on 3:12 PM
J-bird, are you saying you'd vacation in her anus because the sun shines out of her ass?
And I have to mention something here. I read this post. I looked at the pictures. I went blind for about ten minutes, and when my sight returned I went upstairs, stood in front of a mirror, pulled my pants down and TRIED to make my butt cheeks show through the front of my legs. And I couldn't do it. So now that I'm sufficiently convinced that Parisite is an evil alien from some far away planet sent to destroy all humans with her "brand" of skank, can we please not have any more Paris upskirt shots? I know, I'm asking the impossible. Just keep it in mind, that's all I ask.
By Vigilante, on 5:17 PM
Hey,
1. her ass is disgusting and we know it for years now, is an old news.
2. lots of guys think she was brill in her vid and that they abs-f-lutely believe that she gives an excellent head.
3. I saw the vid myself and thought I'd do better, and I was told that I give loousy head.
I am confuuuuused. So confuuuused.
By Anonymous, on 6:21 PM
Vigilante, that is so freakin' hilarious... i did the exact same thing after reading this post... couldn't get my ass cheeks to show from the front either.
'course, i work out and take care of myself... and by 'work out', i don't mean 'lay on my back spread eagle 18+ hours a day'...
By Anonymous, on 9:34 PM
you can only show your ass cheeks thru the front of your legs if your ass sags , even her ass is lazy
By Anonymous, on 12:03 AM
even her ass is lazy
LOL!!
I am confuuuuused. So confuuuused.
don't worry. what you need to understand is many males are slow (stupid). they think because some whore is famous that she's sexy. i'm a smart guy and believe me i wouldn't touch this nasty ugly ho with a 10 foot sanitized pole, yet she has no trouble finding retarded sex partners. also, like kissing, guys probably have different ideas about what constitutes a "good" blowjob
By Anonymous, on 1:48 AM
"i'm a smart guy and believe me i wouldn't touch this nasty ugly ho with a 10 foot sanitized pole"
^ A yes. A textbook case of a man who has been infected with The Ghey. Look closely students. Notice the Justin Timberlake-esque prance and clean, spiffy wardrobe.
Alas, there is no known cure for The Ghey. He must be quarantined in San Fransisco or Massachussetts.
By Anonymous, on 6:22 AM
dunno, writing "Timberlake-esque" is supergay
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
Writing "supergay" is gay.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
^supergay
By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM
Well, gay guys know about blowjobs better than anyone, so if it was gay thing to say Paris sucks (not literally) then it still helpful to confused being such as myself xx
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
6:22, spoken like someone who is even now scratching his crotch because of those nasty greenish blisters, contracted because he will fuck nasty diseased flappy old hos.
Also, using words like "prance" and "spiffy" are extremely gay-man-sounding.
And before you accuse me, I'm a woman. Nice try.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM
This thread is hilarious, I couldn't see my ass from the front either LOL!
By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
Wow, she's got the exact same ass as Angelina Jolie!
http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/6769/jolieflatuglyass0sg5gzgw1.jpg
By Anonymous, on 11:19 PM
I love the way her cheeks show from the front. Most of my girlfriends wear extremely short skirts and dresses and I always can easily see their cheeks not only from the back but also from the front.
By wings, on 2:37 PM
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