Paris Hilton is Too Good

36 Comments:

  • Retarded ostrich. Look at her. Yup. Just a retarded ostrich.

    By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM  

  • movie career not working out, huh? She was great in House of Wax, I especially enjoyed the scene where she gets inpaled with the pole through her skull. brilliant.

    By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM  

  • I love how in pic #3 her eyes are looking in two totally separate directions. Wonky eye for the win!

    would be swallowing every guy in the club on the off chance one of them would talk to her

    Doesn't she do that anyway?

    By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM  

  • ^ 11:48 - didn't get the "maybe that wasn't the best example." joke

    By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

  • Thats a wig, right?

    By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

  • Yep. She has a lazy eye. Or maybe a glass eye. Cyclops.

    By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM  

  • let me guess..in the movie they line Paris and Sofia up and try to convince us crazy eye is the hottest one?

    By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM  

  • Not to discredit the quote from the source, but 'Pledge This' is actually already on video. I live in Canada and have seen the movie being sold and for rent at 2 seperate stores(Music World and Movie Gallery).

    By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM  

  • How bad is a movie if Paris Hilton is trying to distance herself from it?

    By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM  

  • it's almost as if people don't really like paris hilton

    By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM  

  • im just curious as to how the cameras catch her eyes going two different directions...i have never seen that before except on celebs...maybe they are all freakin robots of some sort created by tom cruise and the other kids in the scientology group to rule the world...

    By whaatswrongwithcocaineee?, on 12:51 PM  

  • What's sad is that Sarah Carter is in the movie too. She's 1000 times hotter than Paris, but that's not saying a lot, when you consider Paris' fug.

    By jeditemple, on 12:52 PM  

  • what do u hope for if u were to hire john mark karr? hes crazy

    By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM  

  • That Sofia chick has a really cute face and a nice rack, but no ass. Ah, White Girl Syndrome. So sad.

    By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM  

  • ...and she needs to not be seen as a flop.

    Right.

    By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM  

  • I have to admit, PH is stil a worthless whore. But, she is a better looking worthless whore in these pics, then in the past.

    By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM  

  • Sofia is actually from Colombia . . . she's Latina

    By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM  

  • Nice wig, Paris. You're still ugly, you dumb whore.

    By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM  

  • That Sofia chick has a really cute face and a nice rack, but no ass. Ah, White Girl Syndrome. So sad.

    Sofia is actually from Colombia . . . she's Latina

    That Sofia chick has a really cute face and a nice rack, but she sold her nice round ass to a thin wealthy white woman. Ah, Latina Girl Syndrome. So sad.

    By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM  

  • Well, she's a hot white latina to me. Remember, when you look mostly European, you're mostly white. But smart people already knew that.

    By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM  

  • yes, Paris is annoying, but I still thing she looks hot.

    By Anonymous, on 3:54 PM  

  • Is she going to Africa to pick up her kid?

    By Smartie, on 4:08 PM  

  • I for one like Sofia's ass and would tap it for all it is worth.

    By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM  

  • Like anyone will ever RESPECT Paris' "work"

    She is such a fucking idiiot, and that hairdo maks her jawline look too square...but good, let her walk around looking terrible.

    By parissucksliterally, on 4:32 PM  

  • All i know is that her 'acting' in Veronica Mars made me want to scoop my own eyes out with a rusty spoon.

    At this point i think we'd probably be best served by just ignoring her. I know that goes against IDLYITW policy but for the sake of all mankind, i think it's necessary.

    By sam991, on 5:20 PM  

  • Stupid lazy-eyed, hook-nosed ostrich! CAW CAW!

    By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM  

  • Oh! Paris got new Donatella Versace head implant!

    I didn't know they could do that.

    By Anonymous, on 12:38 AM  

  • Paris has manly hands/fugly toes, I'm not sure she was born girl. Someone check the adams apple!

    By Anonymous, on 6:57 AM  

  • Needs to stick her head in the sand.

    By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM  

  • I don't care if she's black, yellow, latina....she STILL has white girl syndrome. That is when a woman has huge tits but no ass. And that is your lesson for today.

    By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM  

  • Yo October 20, 2006 10:52 AM -

    Hay tard-o, you dumb ass, what huge tits? Get back to your grits. Dat be yo lesson fo da day.

    By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM  

  • Anon 12:31,

    If you're going to call someone a dumbass, try to spell correctly when you mean to. It's "hey", not "hay". tyvm, bye bye then.

    By Anonymous, on 11:12 PM  

  • the hell with paris hilton , the question is does SOFIA show her tits in the movie????????

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 AM  

  • Anonymous said...
    Yo October 20, 2006 10:52 AM -

    Hay tard-o, you dumb ass, what huge tits? Get back to your grits. Dat be yo lesson fo da day.

    October 20, 2006 12:31 PM

    WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT LANGUAGE EBONICS?? GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND IF YUO STILL IN SCHOOL DO ALOT OF READING , REAL BOOKS NOT MAGAZINES WITH DUMBASS RAPPERS ON THE COVER

    By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM  

  • Who cares is she cant act or sing or think. Sofia Vergara is a perfect combination of beautiful+hot+sexy. She should be put on a stool in a glass display. Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton etc. are ugly ducklings compared to this woman.

    By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM  

  • 10:52 likes flava flav kinda chicks

    By Anonymous, on 8:15 PM  

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