Paris Hilton Needs to Be in Jail

75 Comments:

  • they are all crazy, obviously there is nothing green that looks like weed there. and even if it were something green that looks like weed, it would be impossible to be weed because paris hilton is way smarter than that!!!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM  

  • I've smoked pot for over a decade. I assure you that's a bag of weed.

    By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM  

  • LOL @ calling Paris HIlton "smart." That was hilarious.

    By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM  

  • weed is cool. these are the only stories that make her seem ok. at least she's got flat-butt cleavage in one pic, that saves the post.

    By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM  

  • 10:36...Since when is dried weed fresh and green?

    OF COURSE IT'S WEED!

    And I feel kinda sick now that she and I have something in common.

    By Vigilante, on 10:47 AM  

  • What's with the seeds.

    By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM  

  • who DOESN'T smoke weed? yaaaaaaaaaawn...

    By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM  

  • Why does such a rich bitch smoke crappy weed?

    By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM  

  • Yup, that's the ganja.

    By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM  

  • That is lip gloss she's "touching up", not nail polish.
    Clearly it's a bag of weed.
    Maybe Elliot should get another face lift.

    By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM  

  • who DOESN'T smoke weed? yaaaaaaaaaawn...

    Well i never have...yet But i think it's weed too, what the hell else could it be?

    Yeah that is definitely lip gloss, and i doubt she does her own nails - even though they look like she does.

    By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM  

  • I hate Paris just as much as the next guy, but honestly, who gives a shit if it's weed? Like, omg, weed. My grandma smokes weed.

    By Anonymous, on 11:14 AM  

  • Anyone who smokes weed is TRASH. Go ahead and burn your brain cells. I'm sure you'll live a productive life. Losers.

    By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM  

  • 11:25 is going more than a bit overboard, but I have to agree that weed is a kind of retarded drug. Maybe it's just me, but the high is kind of boring, and everyone I've known who uses it regularly ends up being a total dullard.

    Gimmie alcohol or prescription pills over weed any day. At least I can appreciate the effects and they do something other than make me want to eat some Cheetos™ and take a nap.

    ...then again, given what a skinny skank she is getting the munchies might be a good thing for Paris.

    By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM  

  • yeah, that's some pretty ugly weed.

    I don't think it's the bud. If it is, she has to find a new hookup!

    Ahhhhh Paris, talk to Travis..he's got the SH*T!

    By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM  

  • She doesn't need weed, she acts like she's high all the time.

    By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM  

  • Elliot Mintz should have "Elliot 'Baghdad Bob' Mintz, Professional Liar" on his business cards. I hope she pays him well enough to buy a good "off" button for his conscience.

    By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM  

  • All the "adults" i know that are rumored to "smoke weed", don't own a home, never have a car that works and have to ride other peoples backs to get by. That shit means you'll be homeless for sure when you're about 40

    By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM  

  • I'm willing to bet that whether or not it is real or fake Paris obviously put that shit in plain view intentionally. She knows that it would grab attention and it did. It just seems like it was something planned out.

    By Brandy, on 12:02 PM  

  • 11:25 and 11:57 are narrow minded idiots. get the fuck over ouselves you high and mighty losers. people as judgemental and ignorant as you are the problem with society today. seriously go die

    By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM  

  • 11:57, yeah, I'm sure weed will pake Paris Hilton homeless.

    You fucking retard.

    By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

  • 11:57, I smoke weed. I own a home (waterfront--ocean), two cars, and my own business with my own hours (giving me time to enjoy mindless crap like this! Hee hee!). My boyfriend also has a fab income and a steady job, and smokes. Even though I've worked my ass off for what I have, I still feel guilty at how well we live--sometimes. Point is, I don't see all of this slipping away by the time I'm 40.

    That said... could I do more with my life if I smoked less weed? You bet. I'm the first to admit that. But the fact remains that there is no logic in alcohol being legal, and pot being illegal. You don't hear about people smoking up and getting enraged, fighting, committing crimes.... Paris shouldn't be in jail, weed should be legal.

    And I agree she did this on purpose. What a dork.

    By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM  

  • 11:57, is that you Nancy Reagan?

    By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM  

  • anon 11:57am, Paul McCartney smokes weed on the reg. He has more than enough. Most celebs smoke weed.

    Many more docs, lawyers and finance people do coke...people are funcitoning addicts. that's life. it doesn't mean you're a loser. its when it interferes in your life that you become lame.

    By madgirl, on 12:46 PM  

  • I am surprised that Elliot Mintz did not release a press release saying it was medical Marajuana to combat her bouts with stupidity

    By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM  

  • October 09, 2006 11:57 AM

    How do I start with this comment? You are obviously a dumbass who's never been around weed in your life, so don't even talk about it. Ever. Because you'll just sound like a retard, 'kay?

    By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

  • Who the fuck said Paris Hilton would be homeless, she already HAS a free fucking ride. It's all YOUR OTHER POS pot smokers who will be homeless. See? you're already dumb fucks!

    12:05 PM and 12:22 are BOTH dumbfuck, homeless pot smokers! hah

    By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM  

  • That's not weed. It's a new trendy green cocaine that all the celebs are using now. Get real, Paris would never smoke something so common as pot.

    By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM  

  • 12:05 is judgeMENTAL and ignorant over people who don't smoke. You fucking go die! Ignorant (soon to be homeless) piece of trash ...

    By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM  

  • 12:22, do you own a home?

    yeah right

    fuckwad

    By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM  

  • 12:05's on welfare.

    By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM  

  • 11:57 - while i'm smoking weed and making $15K a month, driving the car I own, chilling in my house (i rent, but I live in SoCal and buying would be an idiotic move...duuuh even a pothead can see that), i'll be thinking of you...why? i don't know, but i'll be having fun.

    By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM  

  • I've been a pot smoker for over 20 years, I'm an attorney and I make just under $200,000 per year (after taxes).

    I hate Paris Hilton, but I couldn't help but comment when I read the "all pot smokers are losers" bullshit.

    By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM  

  • You keep forgetting she is rich and can pay off the cops and judges. And just so people know, i dont care if anyone smokes it, point is no matter what she does she gets away with it.

    By ANGEL, on 1:28 PM  

  • I know a lot of rich pot smokers who have smoked for years. It's called MODERATION, and those of us 'in the know' know how to practice it. I doubt weed has EVER caused homelessness. That is so STUPID. It's just not expensive or addictive enough. And that's just the bottom line. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE smokes pot. The couple retards in here are obviously in the minority.

    By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM  

  • right now i want a brownie so bad

    By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM  

  • "because it's obviously weed"

    *snort*

    Anyhoo, give me a small amount of pot anyday. Well, maybe once a month. But then I'm from Drug-Filled Canada.

    By maggie, on 1:53 PM  

  • i knew this one guy who made a big deal about never smoking pot but he was a total alcoholic and one day he got loaded and then ran his lawn mower over an entire litter of puppies! true story! i don't know if he was rich. nice lawn mower, though. one of those riding types. not really a big enough lawn for it, but i guess it was convenient. it was green (the lawn mower; i guess the lawn too, and the shrubs), but i think red might have been more distinctive. it sure was noisy, but he didn't seem to care. used to wake everybody up on a saturday afternoon, well, at least me, he used to wake me up, i remember that. so where are those brownies, anyway?

    By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM  

  • I love this site! I can do without paris hilton as I can do without ass rape, But as a dedicated fan of mother earth,I must defend it. While also leaving a disclaimer.I may or may not have indulged in weed for the better part of thirty years, but as someone who may have seen marijuana in health class decades ago I must say that dont look like the shit I saw on reefer madness. I must also say that she may be eligable for far better weed than I have ever seen (in pictures of course) due to her daddy's money. Shit looks more like that smelly crap people with money put in drawers and cars,etc. for the scent. I could be wrong, I'm late for my cancer treatment.

    By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM  

  • Anybody that says weed is not addictive is crazy. I laugh at the people who say "oh it's not addictive" but can't go 3 hours without a hit. Trust me it's really addictive, but not all addictions are bad things.

    By Ben, on 2:22 PM  

  • Hoo boy, everyone's all sorts of sure they're right. Look, too much of anything is bad for you. Can we all agree on that? That includes BOTH drugs of any kind (alcohol, caffiene, pot, coke) AND self-righteousness about not having succumbed to temptation.

    Who knew Paris Hilton could lead to such passionate conversation?

    By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM  

  • not that it matters at all but she was actually touching up her lip gloss lol.....anyways yeah definately agree she should be put in jail but of course nothing will be done about this because of her celeb status... shit like this shows you just how screwed up this world is, if that was any other "regular" person they would be arrested so fucking fast.

    By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM  

  • 2:22: I agree. It's mentally addictive for sure. It is not physiologically addictive, as is heroine or alcohol. But... ask anyone who has ever had to come clean from heroine or alcohol: physical withdrawal is cakewalk compared to staying clean, keeping your mind strong. So, yeah, I agree it's just as addictive as any other drug.

    By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM  

  • Marijuana is psychologically addictive in that people develop a habit of using it frequently and making it part of their daily regime like showering and having that morning cup of coffee, but it's not a physical addiction.

    You don't suffer withdrawals and your body doesn't "freak out" when you stop using it like it does when you're addicted to heroin.

    Marijuana is harmless when used in moderation. Alcohol and cigarettes are far more harmful to you. Also, according to medical journals like JAMA, etc., there has never been one health problem (cancer, etc.) diagnosed which was caused by using or abusing marijuana.

    By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM  

  • anon 11:42

    yeah it's because she always is...

    By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM  

  • she can do whatever the fuck she wants, who cares.. you all know you do it to.. or have done it in the past.. or will do it in the future haha

    By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM  

  • they can't put Paris in jail. the STDs she would introduce to the general population in her prison would equal cruel and unusual punishment for the other prisoners.

    By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM  

  • i got aids from an infected joint.

    wait, we're talking about pot? nevermind.

    By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM  

  • Looks like cat nip to me.

    By What ho!, on 2:51 PM  

  • RE: October 09, 2006 1:25 PM

    Mr. Attorney dude ~ "I couldn't help but comment..."

    ahhh, what comment? didn't notice.

    ya'll forget the comment part.

    's cool, I'm tao whitch ya, just chillin no doubt.

    By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM  

  • The 'Magic tea' would be Guaiacum which was actually used to cure syphilis.

    Not that i'm defending her, i'm just pointing out that your jokes may not be so inaccurate.

    By sam991, on 3:29 PM  

  • I'm down to smoke out Paris anytime. And that is 100% FOR SURE WEED. There is nothing else you carry around with you that looks like that...hahahaha. There is NO WAY to say that isn't a sack of chronic that has been a little smashed in the purse. :)

    It just is :)

    By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM  

  • peeps, peeps, calm down. It's oregano. Paris is doing research for a cooking show. She is going to be donating her time to feed the homeless this Thanksgiving.

    By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM  

  • Open Sesame
    Here come Rasta man

    By t w, on 5:56 PM  

  • It's weed. she's a notorious pot smoker. that's all there is to it. And anyone who thinks life is as black and white as "you keep off weed and you'll have a home, you smoke any weed and you lose your home" is ignorant and foolish. NOTHING IS THAT BLACK AND WHITE. Reading some of these comments is scary...

    By Anonymous, on 5:56 PM  

  • except for a literal handful of my friends, everyone i know smokes weed. most of them smoke daily, the way i drink wine. and all of them, without exception, are successful and interesting and intelligent people. one of them is my boss, and i assure you, he's nothing approaching homeless.

    i've always considered pot sort of a stupid drug, as someone else mentioned, but now that we're discussing it, i'm trying to think of one pothead i know whose company i don't enjoy or whose ass i have to financially bail out, and i can't think of a single one.

    maybe i should start smoking pot too. hrm.

    paris is already a fucking moron; i'm pretty sure the pot isn't responsible. indeed, it likely makes her more tolerable to be around. smoke up, johnny.

    By S., on 5:58 PM  

  • I love how ignorant some people are about pot....like you can't have a life and make $$$, etc. Some people, like myself, use it as their "martini after work" to unwind from the day.......
    at least you don't puke or get hangovers from pot.

    By parissucksliterally, on 6:20 PM  

  • Psss. If I was homeless (and I WAS), the only thing I let her feed me is her fine, blond, cracker-ass pussy.

    MmmmmMmmm. The one good thing about the blue-eyed devil is their slutty-ass women. I can treat them like shit... not the sistas, though. You treat a black woman (queen of the earf, mother of the universe) with disrepect, she starts snapping her fingers and putting her hand in your face...you know you in for a ass-whoopin.

    By Blingy Washington, on 7:27 PM  

  • Who fucking cares? Really, does anyone care? Show me Paris hitting the crack pipe, and then I might be mildly interested. But only because there's the chance her face might catch on fire.

    By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM  

  • I can't think of anything to say really, weed shouldn't be illegal anyway. As for her getting caught with it, it's really no huge surprise she'll do anything to get attention, and that baggie is so obviously placed there, she only opened up her purse right then and there to show everyone that she is 2 cool for school. Makes me want to give up smoking weed to be honest...ugh...what a fucking dork...!

    By Anonymous, on 10:21 PM  

  • legalize!

    By Anonymous, on 10:57 PM  

  • While I don't smoke bud anymore, and haven't for a over two years, I smoked enough in my day to have a valid opinion.

    It SHOULD be legal. It is no worse than booze. (Ouch, dreaded hangovers, no booze for me, please.)
    Prohibition has done NOTHING to stop people from smoking pot. People are going to do it, so legalize it, tax the shit out of it a la booze and smokes, and spend the revenue on health care, education, etc etc....

    Health Canada has published two studies showing that marijuana causes half as much 'damage' to your body as alcohol.

    Give me the option of spending my time with 100 stoned people, and 5 drunks, and I'll GLADLY take the 100 stoners.
    Alcohol can cause the smallest of arguements to quickly escalate into violence.
    Stoners lose interest before the arguement has a chance to get heated.

    Ok, there WAS this one time two stoned friends got in a shoving match. But, in their defence, it WAS over a really tasty doughnut. ;)

    So why did I quit smoking bud? Simply put, the munchies. Eat properly and exercise for a few days and cancel it out with just two hours of munching out.

    I don't drink, don't do 'drugs', but I do enjoy 8 or 10 cigarettes a day. So save the "you're a fuckin prude" comments..thanks..:P

    Go Green Team! And, before I forget, fuck that attention slut Paris. Bitch staged this for the cameras, obviously. :-D

    By joejoe, on 12:16 AM  

  • If that is weed...Its dried out, brownish, and already broke up. Doubt its the real thing...Maybe she wants the attention. A person with her money would have some good dro nuggets, haha. Lets be real.

    By Anonymous, on 6:00 AM  

  • i don't think weed makes you less ambitious. when i made my first million, i started every day with a fattie, couple lines of coke, some crushed up oxycontin, and a couple shots of single malt scotch. after raping all the squirrels i could catch in the back yard, i was ready to drive to work and completely dominate anybody who crossed my path. the weed was key.

    By Anonymous, on 8:03 AM  

  • keep looking in tha purse you will find all kinds of drugs in there thats why she is SOOOOOOO UGLY to many drugs and no more stories about that skank she is worthless she has not done anything that deserves to be published and her cd was a failure ha ha ha ha dumb whore

    By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM  

  • That's not weed. She saves her maxi-pads.

    By darth syphilis, on 11:15 AM  

  • I'm amused by all these people spouting off how much stuff they have as if it makes up for the fact that you'd have to be a dumbass of the absolute highest order, smoker or not, to go carrying around something illegal on your person and flashing it when photographers are taking pictures of you for publications across the planet. When you're already facing legal troubles.

    By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM  

  • Jail for weed? Come on Todd are you a fucking republican or something>?

    By Me, on 3:23 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    i knew this one guy who made a big deal about never smoking pot but he was a total alcoholic and one day he got loaded and then ran his lawn mower over an entire litter of puppies! true story! i don't know if he was rich. nice lawn mower, though. one of those riding types. not really a big enough lawn for it, but i guess it was convenient. it was green (the lawn mower; i guess the lawn too, and the shrubs), but i think red might have been more distinctive. it sure was noisy, but he didn't seem to care. used to wake everybody up on a saturday afternoon, well, at least me, he used to wake me up, i remember that. so where are those brownies, anyway?

    October 09, 2006 1:56 PM



    lmfao....thats just 2 funny 2 me....maybe it's cause I'm high

    By Bitch, on 3:42 PM  

  • somebody smokes WEED? oh no!!

    By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM  

  • That looks like it's some haze.some good haze.

    By Anonymous, on 4:53 PM  

  • while she is a classles whore...

    i smoke a pipe. that looks a lot like pipe tobacco and if you go to a cigar store they generally have jars of tobacco and you can get it in little baggies just like that.

    when i saw the picture that was my first thought.

    By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM  

  • lol, imagine paris smoking a pipe

    By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM  

  • Yeah some of the pics make it look really brown but the up close one looks green I'd bet it's, she doesn't really strike me as a rollie type of person. Who ever said your dumb for having weed no you is a fucking dumb shit cuz I'm not sure about the law where they are but in my state it's like a fine, unless it's a lot of weed, at one hempfest I went to they were celebrating cuz they got it to where j walking is a bigger offence then having a small amount of weed for personal use, people j-Walk all the time and no one calls them dumb, unless a cars speeding towards them and I guess having a camera their is kinda the same thing bad timing. But to all you fucks who are say weed is dumb who I'm betting don't have a problem with having a drink are fucking blind, you guys say it's dumb cuz it's illegal cuz it makes you become homeless and makes you dumb, well alcohol was illegal once and, more of the bums on the street are alcoholics not pot heads and who is it who has the dumb ass idea to get behind the wheel of a car and get into fight that end badly people who drink or pothead? maybe next time before you fucks who say you never smoked weed open your mouths put aside what TV, the government (that never lies)and your little mommy and daddy says and ask questions or just think which one leads to more deaths, violence, health problems, homelessness. You people make me sick cuz you don’t think before you talk(write) but you call potheads dumb. Right so go have fun living on the straight and narrow and when we get to the end I can say I had fun, but what ever I’m just a dumb pothead what do I know

    By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM  

  • Yeah some of the pics make it look really brown but the up close one looks green I'd bet it's, she doesn't really strike me as a rollie type of person. Who ever said your dumb for having weed no you is a fucking dumb shit cuz I'm not sure about the law where they are but in my state it's like a fine, unless it's a lot of weed, at one hempfest I went to they were celebrating cuz they got it to where j walking is a bigger offence then having a small amount of weed for personal use, people j-Walk all the time and no one calls them dumb, unless a cars speeding towards them and I guess having a camera their is kinda the same thing bad timing. But to all you fucks who are say weed is dumb who I'm betting don't have a problem with having a drink are fucking blind, you guys say it's dumb cuz it's illegal cuz it makes you become homeless and makes you dumb, well alcohol was illegal once and, more of the bums on the street are alcoholics not pot heads and who is it who has the dumb ass idea to get behind the wheel of a car and get into fight that end badly people who drink or pothead? maybe next time before you fucks who say you never smoked weed open your mouths put aside what TV, the government (that never lies)and your little mommy and daddy says and ask questions or just think which one leads to more deaths, violence, health problems, homelessness. You people make me sick cuz you don’t think before you talk(write) but you call potheads dumb. Right so go have fun living on the straight and narrow and when we get to the end I can say I had fun, but what ever I’m just a dumb pothead what do I know

    By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM  

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