Paris Hilton Was Attacked. Still Alive.

44 Comments:

  • "Big Bird with a glass eye!" Christ! ROFL!!!! I'm running out of ribs Todd.

    By Hottie Hottie, on 9:14 AM  

  • yeah!!!!!go shanna go shanna ok its official shanna is now my favorite person.shes done what so many of us wish we can do....now send her down blohans way so she can start ridding hollywood of its parisites and redheaded walking STD's...she really is my hero...wish i could have seen it...and parisite so deserverd it she has absolutly no morals...

    By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM  

  • yeah yeah yeah but what about the shoes?

    By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM  

  • if shanna had been wearing a strapon and it was a donkeypunch, now that would have been a story

    By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM  

  • anyone know paris' friend's name on the right....shes beautiful!

    By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM  

  • God, Stavros is such a douchebag.

    TEAM SHANNA!

    By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM  

  • her name is Brown Cow

    By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM  

  • ^ That's Kim Kardashian. Her daddy is one of the piece of shit defense attorneys who helped set O.J. free. By association, she's also a piece of shit. She's Paris Hilton's best friend which also makes her a piece of shit.

    By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM  

  • she's a piece of shit cuz she's trying to become famous by being seen with parasite.

    By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM  

  • where was TMZ to capture the bitch slap on camera?

    By Brandy, on 9:59 AM  

  • Chick on the left is fucking nasty!! And I am pretending that I can't see Parisite's feet, cause they cause some serious nightmares.

    Also, I find it very amusing that Parisite's 2 "friends" are not allowed to look directly at the camera...

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM  

  • Mintz says:
    I would encourage Paris, with the consent of her attorney, to seek a restraining order against Moakler to prevent any escalation of this irrational and dangerous behavior."


    Great job PR person, who has to give his client advice via the media. Because we all know PR people are the shamans of our society, with the answer for everything.

    I wish Shanna would punch him in the face.

    By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM  

  • Too bad Shanna didn't shoot her. I doubt a jury would throw someone in jail for killing Paris Hilton.

    By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM  

  • don't be dragging Big Bird into this. the 'Street rules!

    By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM  

  • Damn she did what most of the world wishes to do...fucking punch that nasty overrated ho in the jaw. they shouldn't even put her in jail for this one, she did us all a HUGE favor. and Nachos sucks, he's just a woman hater for pushing Shanna down the stairs, what the fuck was that shit! he's like Paris's little stupid dog...get a life bitch!

    By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM  

  • What ever happen to Paris Chihuahua?

    By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM  

  • LMAO @ "Big Bird with a glass eye" comment. I'm with Brandy on this one--where was the video camera for something we WANTED to see involving Paris Hilton? I smell a pay-per-view. Hell, Shanna has a child with Oscar de la Hoya; she might've picked up a few moves from him.

    By Jennifer, on 11:32 AM  

  • Bless ye Saint Shanna!

    By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM  

  • shanna's a lazy untalented whore too

    By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM  

  • i think paris looks great in these pictures. i hope she sues Wanna Cockler.

    By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM  

  • How old are these people? I think this is the crap we used to do at the junior high dances.

    By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM  

  • still alive huh? Damn!

    By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM  

  • On behalf of all men I apologize for stavros niarchos.

    By a guy, on 1:46 PM  

  • Love how she's all up on following the letter of the law now and going straight to the police. Fucking hypocrite.

    By crass, on 1:51 PM  

  • i had stavros niarchos at Denny's, they were all out of huevos rancheros

    By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM  

  • paris is a beautiful, sophisticated world-traveler. snipe all you want, but clearly she'll always attract men. it's an easy game for her, because men are so dumb.

    By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

  • Dear Paris,

    You have BROWN eyes and BROWN hair. You're not fooling anyone.


    Signed,

    Reality

    By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

  • You forgot to mention that this is Paris's second offense towards shanna. She also f@cked shanna's first baby daddy, Oscar de LaHoya.

    Dumb biatch deserved to get a beat down not just a sock to the jaw

    Slut!!!

    By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM  

  • whores inevitably fuck the same people over time. that's why they're whores. neither of them has any reason to be angry. it's just that the muscles they use to push their legs together don't work any more.

    By Anonymous, on 2:18 PM  

  • "Big bird with a glass eye." One of your best yet! Love you, Todd.

    By What ho!, on 2:57 PM  

  • Woot Shanna!!! That sasquach whore should gotten punched in her crooked nose too

    By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM  

  • Paris doesn't fuck ANYBODY...she just likes to KISS!

    (rolling eyes)

    A round of applause for Shanna.....I think she's trash, but hey, I forgive her now!

    By parissucksliterally, on 4:33 PM  

  • i think the reason she punched paris is ridiculous because travis barker is white trash but its about time someone did it.

    i still want to see paris and lindsay go at it but lindsay was spotted at paris's house a few weeks ago when she threw a party.

    By prettyboy, on 4:49 PM  

  • Shanna for President! 2008!

    Next time they meet up, someone please ensure Shanna has a baseball bat, brass knuckles and a shiv to finish the job.

    By Smartie, on 4:59 PM  

  • Who on God's earth helped Paris escape?! The fight had the potential to at least put the skank in a hospital ward for a few days.

    By Laurie, on 5:09 PM  

  • thats NOT Hot!

    By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM  

  • she puts that lingerie outfit back on (the one she wore for Hef) and our boners are back. simple as that.

    By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM  

  • Elliot Mintz is a piece of shit. He wormed his way into Yoko Ono's life in the 70's and has been a colossal starfucker since.

    If anyone has seen him speak, he's fucking creepy. Watch the film "John Lennon: Imagine" and he does a lot of talking in it.

    Oh, and Kim Kardashian has a HUGE ass. Please post pics, cuz ya know I'm right!

    By Hyperbole, on 10:09 PM  

  • Kim Kardashian has a HUGE ass

    i'm not sure but i think some people might think that's a good thing. i read about all that recently, can't remember exactly where...

    By Anonymous, on 8:04 AM  

  • Ok, something about this story smells fishy (well, a few things).

    If Paris was being attacked, there's NO WAY anyone would restrain the attacker. Nice try, Mr. Mintz.

    By Jess, on 10:58 AM  

  • Geez, who's the dawn-of-the-dead extra on the left?

    By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM  

  • I don't know much about that Shanna chick but let me tell you that Paris Hilton is about the most revolting thing I've ever seen. I recall reading a while ago her mother saying that Paris is really a modest girl. Holy Shit...that momma is in super denial! Wake up and smell the yeast infection Mrs. Hilton (not to mention other infections...) your daughter is a no-talent, no-brain, no-class, slut.
    Just goes to show that money does not equal class. Any guy who'd want some of that needs to have his head and his dick examined!

    By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM  

  • Too bad Shanna missed the wonky eye, the blow might have fixed it.

    By Anonymous, on 7:28 PM  

  • 5:09 PM sounds like you're about to bust out cryin. they're just celebs, they can't hurt you.

    By Anonymous, on 9:29 PM  

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