He's apparently cheating which pushed Reese over the edge and made her consult an attorney.
I'm sorry but if you have Reese Witherspoon, and you cheat, you're an insecure douchebag.
by the way, in the last 10 years, 6 out of the 10 best actress oscar winners have gotten divorced within a year. Insecure douchebags ... they are everywhere!
"by the way, in the last 10 years, 6 out of the 10 best actress oscar winners have gotten divorced within a year. Insecure douchebags ... they are everywhere!"
maybe after they win they become insufferable bitches.
awww, that's too bad... i always thought they were like the cutest couple ever... oh well.
my guess is that ryan already knew they were splitting up when they went to this event... reese only agreed to go to be supportive... hence the uncomfortable closeness...
Damn, those pictures are making me uncomfortable. I have a headache just from looking at her bitchy face. No wonder he cheats. She's hot, but she looks like she has the ability to go from zero-to-cunt in less than 60 seconds. That poor bastard must want to hang himself.
Men who marry are loosers who can't close the deal. There are plenty of single hot women willing to F your brains out without marriage. You can still have kids without marrying her. Guys, don't do it. If you have a moment of weaknes(thinking with the little head) a prenup is a must. Just date the 8's and above, they have the lowest self esteem. Lower her self esteem by treating her like shit. Leave right after sex. Don't give her any conversation or cuddling. Thats what she wants. Don't return her phone calls. Flirt with her friends (screw them if you can). The hotter a woman is, the lower her self esteem. Keep it low, and you can get whatever you want from her. If she starts to complain, put her on ice. It's best to have a few plates spinning at a time. If one gives you a problem, move on to the next one. Set the bar low and keep it there. The worse you treat her, the more she will want you. This only goes true for the 8's and above. All the fat chunky girls that will respond to this, these tactics won't work on them. And you'll be grateful for that. Don't F the fat chicks. Hot women don't own computers, let alone know how to use them.
ryan is clearly upset that reese got to make out with joaquin pheonix. i'm sure they argued the entire time reese was filming Walk The Line because reese got to touch joaquin's his lips before ryan did.
seriously......what the fuck is wrong with this guy. he took the back seat as soon as they had kids and became a stay at home dad while she went out and worked. thus giving him no name in hollywood and people only remember him as "that guy" from cruel intentions. what a stupid fuck. he will never find work in hollywood. only small supporting roles.
reese is going to file for pain and suffering, because the only way ryan could cum was if she stuck her chin up his ass. she now has an arthritic neck.
"hollywood's hottest dad" that's kind of an empty title. hollywood moms often are nightmares, but at least it's a legitimate title. it hardly matters if a hollywood guy is a dad or not, because so many of them have a completely trivial involvement with their kids. except when they're teenagers and it's time to raise bail and hire a lawyer.
1:53pm LOL! Chin up the ass! That mental image is firmly planted in my head . . . almost as firmly as Reese's chin was probably up Ryan's ass. Oh, snap! I'm gonna use that all day!
And to the separated couple . . . boo frickin' hoo. People get divorced every day and don't make the headlines. It should come as no surprise since it's common knowledge that Ryan cheats on Reese with men. She's got an alien head and he stripped in a movie with Mike Myers some 10 odd years ago. That's all I know about them and all I care to know.
tell Reese that if she is willing to keep squeezing them out until a male is born, I will adopt the rest of her children and treat them as if they were my own.
this is what it would be like to have reese as your wife: she's bitching you out, talking rapidly in that sharp-edged voice, making her pinchy-face. then the phone rings, it's a famous producer, and she answers in the sweetest little-girl voice. i hope back in their romantic days he did her in the ass, purposefully using less lube than would be comfortable for her. guys know what i'm talking about.
Leykis = Tom Leykis Radio Talk Show host that talks quite a lot about sex and how losers can get laid more often being jerks to women. He calls his philosophy "Leykis 101"
I see all the comments here, and they just make me laugh... Assuming the poor woman is a bitch when those losers won't EVER get at least an inch close to her in their pathetic little lives...
And Ryan is an ugly jerk, it'll be only a matter of time until his fuck buddy dumps him too! What a loserrrrrr!!!
57 Comments:
It was bound to happen, look at him. Ryan's prettier than she is.
By Anonymous, on 9:12 AM
lol. what a homo.
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
kelly says, these two belong on top of my wedding cake. i'll eat them just for practice.
By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM
He's apparently cheating which pushed Reese over the edge and made her consult an attorney.
I'm sorry but if you have Reese Witherspoon, and you cheat, you're an insecure douchebag.
by the way, in the last 10 years, 6 out of the 10 best actress oscar winners have gotten divorced within a year. Insecure douchebags ... they are everywhere!
By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
I'm not gay, but damn that boy is pretty!
By Abe Vigoda's Ghost, on 9:24 AM
Reece looks hot here... Yummy mommy...
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
She's short and loud. I'd cheat on her too. Short girls are annoying.
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
I like how he just baaaaaarely has his arm around her. Classy all the way!
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
"by the way, in the last 10 years, 6 out of the 10 best actress oscar winners have gotten divorced within a year. Insecure douchebags ... they are everywhere!"
maybe after they win they become insufferable bitches.
reese does look hot here.
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
he was tired of getting fractures from bumping reese's chin
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
Thats the perfect definition of a MILF
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
Ryan Phillippe is a puss.
And if short girls are annoying, so are short-dicked men.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
He's cute. She makes my teeth rot.
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
Reese and J.Aniston should have a chin wrestling contest. And put it on pay-per-view. Who wouldn't pay to see that?
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
I'd blow him!
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
maybe i have a chance with reece now...
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
awww, that's too bad... i always thought they were like the cutest couple ever... oh well.
my guess is that ryan already knew they were splitting up when they went to this event... reese only agreed to go to be supportive... hence the uncomfortable closeness...
By megan, on 10:37 AM
Damn, those pictures are making me uncomfortable. I have a headache just from looking at her bitchy face. No wonder he cheats. She's hot, but she looks like she has the ability to go from zero-to-cunt in less than 60 seconds. That poor bastard must want to hang himself.
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
Men who marry are loosers who can't close the deal. There are plenty of single hot women willing to F your brains out without marriage. You can still have kids without marrying her. Guys, don't do it. If you have a moment of weaknes(thinking with the little head) a prenup is a must. Just date the 8's and above, they have the lowest self esteem. Lower her self esteem by treating her like shit. Leave right after sex. Don't give her any conversation or cuddling. Thats what she wants. Don't return her phone calls. Flirt with her friends (screw them if you can). The hotter a woman is, the lower her self esteem. Keep it low, and you can get whatever you want from her. If she starts to complain, put her on ice. It's best to have a few plates spinning at a time. If one gives you a problem, move on to the next one. Set the bar low and keep it there. The worse you treat her, the more she will want you. This only goes true for the 8's and above. All the fat chunky girls that will respond to this, these tactics won't work on them. And you'll be grateful for that. Don't F the fat chicks. Hot women don't own computers, let alone know how to use them.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
Did anon 11:16 just call me fat and ugly?
I'm totally in (fat and ugly) tears.
By Jenny, on 11:20 AM
Wow--I never knew guys thought Reese was hot. I'm so happy because so many people said I look like her.
But you're right. I can turn 0-bitch in less than 60 seconds.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
If the shoe fits.
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
Jenny, you're hot so I think he was calling you dumb and you don't know how to use a computer.
By john cougar's melon camp, on 11:25 AM
lol @ Jenny.
I would offer to console Ryan, but I think one of his co-stars (Abbie Cornish) has already beaten me to it.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
@ 11:16 - Break that shit down to paragraphs and try to sound coherent next time, please.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
Already dating, huh, motherfucker!
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
Yeah, she's hot if you're into "little people."
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
He's so gay. If I was as gay as him I'd make sure my publicist leaked that "cheating with a girl" stuff, too.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
they look happy! kelly isn't fat!
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
He started cheating the minute she told him she was pregnant and forced him to marry her and play a charade for 7 years. Don't be fooled peeps.
By Anonymous, on 11:58 AM
she seems very dry with him. i think only powerful older men make her wet.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
Anon 11:16
I see that you are a child and into Leykis 101.
Avoiding marriage and looking strickly for sex only shows you as one hell of a shallow SOB!
I have been very happily married to my wife for over 12 years, and it was one the best things I have ever done in my life!
True life fullfillment comes when shared with a loved one!
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM..........
MILF.........................................................................................................................................
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
11:16 = 43 virgin living in mom's basement.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
jenny, you are so damn sexy. too bad you only do girls.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
"living in mom's basement" lol, Do they even have "basements" anymore on the west coast. Perhaps you should have stated, "attic".
"True life fullfillment comes when shared with a loved one!"
Thank you Dr. Phil. I hear this all the time, until you have to divide by two.
By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
Yeah, 11:16 is obviously a moron!
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
Ryan Philippe is HOT. She looks like kind of a pain in the ass.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
ryan is clearly upset that reese got to make out with joaquin pheonix. i'm sure they argued the entire time reese was filming Walk The Line because reese got to touch joaquin's his lips before ryan did.
seriously......what the fuck is wrong with this guy. he took the back seat as soon as they had kids and became a stay at home dad while she went out and worked. thus giving him no name in hollywood and people only remember him as "that guy" from cruel intentions. what a stupid fuck. he will never find work in hollywood. only small supporting roles.
By prettyboy, on 1:45 PM
ryan is still smoking hot and hollywood's hottest dad. i agree with whoever said it before, shes too sweet and not very fun.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
11:16 was just re-trolling with some old material. read the archives.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
reese is going to file for pain and suffering, because the only way ryan could cum was if she stuck her chin up his ass. she now has an arthritic neck.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
Nothing is "obvious" in life; except the fact that I have more money right now, than you will ever have.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
"hollywood's hottest dad" that's kind of an empty title. hollywood moms often are nightmares, but at least it's a legitimate title. it hardly matters if a hollywood guy is a dad or not, because so many of them have a completely trivial involvement with their kids. except when they're teenagers and it's time to raise bail and hire a lawyer.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
I bet 11:16 was Leykis himself! Loser!
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
I THINK RYAN SUCKS PEE-PEE ON THE SIDE.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
1:53pm LOL! Chin up the ass! That mental image is firmly planted in my head . . . almost as firmly as Reese's chin was probably up Ryan's ass. Oh, snap! I'm gonna use that all day!
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
1:56pm, too true, too true.
And to the separated couple . . . boo frickin' hoo. People get divorced every day and don't make the headlines. It should come as no surprise since it's common knowledge that Ryan cheats on Reese with men. She's got an alien head and he stripped in a movie with Mike Myers some 10 odd years ago. That's all I know about them and all I care to know.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
anon 1:31, Thank you. And I do both.
By Jenny, on 3:55 PM
1:56 = BROKE 43 old virgin living in mom's basement.
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
What's "Leykis"?
(why google it when I can have one of you fine wordsmiths explain it to me?)
By unitiated, on 7:15 PM
Jenny is bi?
By Anonymous, on 7:15 PM
tell Reese that if she is willing to keep squeezing them out until a male is born, I will adopt the rest of her children and treat them as if they were my own.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
this is what it would be like to have reese as your wife: she's bitching you out, talking rapidly in that sharp-edged voice, making her pinchy-face. then the phone rings, it's a famous producer, and she answers in the sweetest little-girl voice. i hope back in their romantic days he did her in the ass, purposefully using less lube than would be comfortable for her. guys know what i'm talking about.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM
Leykis = Tom Leykis
Radio Talk Show host that talks quite a lot about sex and how losers can get laid more often being jerks to women.
He calls his philosophy "Leykis 101"
www.blowmeuptom.com
By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM
Oh man, she looks like such a cunt in those pics. I don't care how attractive she is: it's just not worth the torture.
By Anonymous, on 7:56 AM
I see all the comments here, and they just make me laugh... Assuming the poor woman is a bitch when those losers won't EVER get at least an inch close to her in their pathetic little lives...
And Ryan is an ugly jerk, it'll be only a matter of time until his fuck buddy dumps him too! What a loserrrrrr!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:09 PM
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