The tits are nice, but she looks like she has Down's Syndrome. She's as wall-eyed and weird looking as Dunst, but nobody notices because of her stellar ta-tas.
Can you imagine if she REALLY looked like that 2nd pic?
This is 2006 and people are still believing these heavily photoshopped pics are what these celebs really look like? Come on, where are all the moles and stretch marks and zits that she has?
If she really did look this good I would be in love but no, airbrushing is a wonderful thing.
Sorry to disappoint, but even boobs can be airbrushed. Remember the more recent Maxim shots of Jessica Simpson?And when they aren't airbrushed, pushed up padded bras are a godsend.
of course it's always airbrushed. she's told the story many times of this little dingleberry she's had since age 11, that just won't fall off, and the bump has to be airbrushed off all her pictures when she's lying on her stomach. true story.
the big challenge with scarlett is finding positions where you can play with her tits while your dick is in her mouth. otherwise she can talk. i suppose you could just wear ipod earbuds, when her jaw gets too crampy.
She's an overated actress, and an overated ho-bag. I don't know, who gets in more pants, Paris Hilton or Scarlett. She gets more love then Huff Huffner. The older and stinkier they are, the more she loves them. Josh Hardhead hur current luver-boi is Michael Moore her age. But she really likes cracker-jacks like Duane Dog Chapman! FREE DOG! The Mexican Gov. is RACIST! THEY HATE WHITE PEOPLE!
Her breasts may be real but they sure ain't in picture 2! Draw a line (if your pants are down around your ankles DON'T fingerpaint!) from between her collar bones down to her bellybutton. The center of her airbrushed cleavage is waay off-kilter. I guess the photoshopper can't work with one hand either.
No doubt some of it may be airbrushed but no doubt these are stunning photos.
Besides, Phillip Swann who does an annual list of celebs who look the best and the worst in HDTV said that Scar-Jo was the best-looking celeb in high-def. Now, I have HDTV and that sucker shows all the flaws - no amount of lighting, or make-up can hide the pimples, wrinkles, etc.
So if this guy is saying Scar-Jo is super-hot in high-def then she's super-hot and maybe there wasn't much airbrushing done afterall.
at 5:04. i think she's pretty don't get me wrong. but if the "best in HD" contest is like that "best booty" contest that was on here like a month ago....well i'll just let you be the judge of that.
Viewing that picture makes me want to comment "if they were that big, don't you think the Hubble telescope would have found them before now?" But, what I really think that they photoshopped in this/these pictures is her head. I think they shrunk her head. In every other film/photoshoot, the thing that always bothered me was her huge head. It is so out of proportion. She is a pretty girl though. But not a 10 in a world of models/actresses. (but surely a 10 in any 'real world' setting)
If she's a cold little woman who doesn't give good head, it's wasted genetics. Wit a body of that caliber, she was meant to do porn. I'll take a semi-attractive girl with a horny disposition and a willingness to please over this over-confident tart any day.
Guys...get a grip...photoshopped. Skin color enhanced, waist slimmed, breast skin tone evened, any flaws or stretch marks covered.. I watch these things get done. She is human.
i am a huge fan of Scarlett's work, and i am a hetero female and let me tell you if i ever become a lesbian, she'd be the first woman i'd ever want to be with. she's gorgeous...and just so you know, for all those in denial, she is known to have one of the most beautiful skin complexions and her breasts are that size (look at all the pictures from awards shows!)
Can you imagine if she REALLY looked like that 2nd pic
hey, she was hot as hell in her bikini pics and THOSE AREN'T PHOTOSHOPPED. she really IS beautiful in real life. and her boobs really are that big. maybe there was some photoshop work done here, but she's STILL HOT IN REAL LIFE. don't hate her because she's beautiful.
this chick has real boobs. how can y'all salivate over her and fugs like jenna and pam when they have very obvious fake dirty pillows?
just remember, when they're real they're gonna sag. and hers are going keep going south. not that that's a bad thing but they only look like that until you're about 25.
Boobs ,Funbags, Cans , Tits , Hooters, Melons, Jugs, Milkbags,Jabos, Cockhuggers , Bazooms, ok now you guys come up with other names for her CREAMY TITS
good looking guys go for skinny girls.. sorry but that's the truth. i don't mean completely flat, boney girls like nicole ritchie, but girls that have a small waist at least, and a small frame. also, scarlett has a pretty ugly face. i understand how most of you can think that she's perfection, but that's because most of you on here are AVERAGE. any above-average guy would know that she certainly isn't perfect.
Lol there are obviously a lot of jealous girls here who either a) have small boobs or b) got implants and wish they had the real thing. Get over it, that's what real boobs look like and they feel a whole lot better than silicones. You've obviously never seen real breasts before. Maybe you should save up $$ and head over to a good plastic surgeon then perhaps if he's able to fix you up to look a tad bit average you should come back here and call Scarlet ugly.
Im surprised at how "un-perky" her breasts are. I've breastfed two babies, am 32 years old and mine are actually a lot perkier than that. I can get away with not wearing a bra, have had no surgery and I am a 34 c. However, I'd love to look like Scarlett, she's absolutely stunning!
Im surprised at how "un-perky" her breasts are. I've breastfed two babies, am 32 years old and mine are actually a lot perkier than that. I can get away with not wearing a bra, have had no surgery and I am a 34 c. However, I'd love to look like Scarlett, she's absolutely stunning!
Im surprised at how "un-perky" her breasts are. I've breastfed two babies, am 32 years old and mine are actually a lot perkier than that. I can get away with not wearing a bra, have had no surgery and I am a 34 c. However, I'd love to look like Scarlett, she's absolutely stunning!
Lady, don't post outrageous shit like that unless you plan on backing it up with pics. Sure, you have better tits that Scarlett Johansson, righhhht. Um, yeah, I have a 15 inch dick. That's the ticket.
i agree. you have to post pictures to back it up. better yet, post video clips. it should be you stripping, with your 2 kids in the background screaming "Mommy! Noooooo!"
First of all we all know feminine breasts are a functioning part of the human anatomy! Frankly All women who are well endowed KNOW that as they age the breasts begin to get lower due to gravity, babies etc. Now her breasts, Are beautiful and I'd love to caress them!
Quite frankly, the cover is my favorite photo. I think she has the most gorgeous face known to man. Maybe it's because I'm a girl, but the second photo doesn't do as much for me. (Don't get me wrong, it's still fantastic.) I don't care if they airbrushed everything or even if she had some work done, she's still fantastic. And, yeah, I actually liked her interview, too. As for the sexist comments about her being a snotty stuck-up brat... well, don't you have some bad porn to surf instead?
82 Comments:
They are greeeeeeat.
I'm done!
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
These are the only pictures I've seen of her that doesn't look like she belongs in the trailor park. She looks awesome!
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
nice..
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
nice..
By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM
Very nice.
Curvy but not fat, and thin but not starving.
See, there is a middleground between a Belly Clarkson and a Nicole Stickley. ;)
By joejoe, on 10:16 AM
Wow. Airbrushed or not, that is some classic beat-off material.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Perfect body. You are so right joejoe. She's got just the rigt amount in all the right places.
I think I'm going gay.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
niccce
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
those breasts are so fake. her pictures nowadays are all about breasts pushing up to her face. sick.
By M, on 11:11 AM
The tits are nice, but she looks like she has Down's Syndrome. She's as wall-eyed and weird looking as Dunst, but nobody notices because of her stellar ta-tas.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
Love Scarlett, she has a perfect body,thin with curves just like me.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
m is a jealous flat chested dork. Stop hating on big breasts. Those are real!
By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM
those are definitely real.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
those are real, and anyone who says scarlett isnt hot is either jealous or blind. i mean, if youre not impressed by that 2nd picture, who is hot?
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
Todd, we can always count on you to bring us the most up to date news on tits. Thank you, so very much.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
Can you imagine if she REALLY looked like that 2nd pic?
This is 2006 and people are still believing these heavily photoshopped pics are what these celebs really look like? Come on, where are all the moles and stretch marks and zits that she has?
If she really did look this good I would be in love but no, airbrushing is a wonderful thing.
By Luke, on 12:31 PM
Yeah, she has a nice rack but she is just the most self-righteous cunt in the world. I really wish she would go away.
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
I did the airbrush work on the 2nd one. It took forever to cover up the nipple.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
Sorry to disappoint, but even boobs can be airbrushed. Remember the more recent Maxim shots of Jessica Simpson?And when they aren't airbrushed, pushed up padded bras are a godsend.
But Scarlett is still hot but she does have help.
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
DEFINITELY AIRBRUSHED.
It's easy to see, especially in photo #2. I guess the photographer had to remove something that spilled onto the original.
By jeditemple, on 1:35 PM
Why is she choking that poor little dog in pic #3?
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
Shes got a hot bod but kinda has a 'Unicorn trapper keeper' girl horse face.
By Me, on 1:56 PM
those babies are real... look at her swimsuit pics, those obviously aren't airbrushed. she has nice big young tits, just accept it :)
jessica simpson had a breast lift and maybe implants too. her breasts used to be SAGGY before she got all famous.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
yeah but in those swimsuit pics, the top had underwire and padding
Like I said she's still hot
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
of course it's always airbrushed. she's told the story many times of this little dingleberry she's had since age 11, that just won't fall off, and the bump has to be airbrushed off all her pictures when she's lying on her stomach. true story.
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
the big challenge with scarlett is finding positions where you can play with her tits while your dick is in her mouth. otherwise she can talk. i suppose you could just wear ipod earbuds, when her jaw gets too crampy.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
She's an overated actress, and an overated ho-bag. I don't know, who gets in more pants, Paris Hilton or Scarlett. She gets more love then Huff Huffner. The older and stinkier they are, the more she loves them. Josh Hardhead hur current luver-boi is Michael Moore her age. But she really likes cracker-jacks like Duane Dog Chapman! FREE DOG! The Mexican Gov. is RACIST! THEY HATE WHITE PEOPLE!
By Kasino Royale, on 3:11 PM
did you see those Vanity Fair pics? she's got an enormous anus. you can see ring shadows in almost every pic.
By Anonymous, on 3:19 PM
she's very yellow. i think there's something wrong with her liver.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
that dog looks like a total nazi
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
i'd hit it
By prettyboy, on 3:41 PM
Her breasts may be real but they sure ain't in picture 2! Draw a line (if your pants are down around your ankles DON'T fingerpaint!) from between her collar bones down to her bellybutton. The center of her airbrushed cleavage is waay off-kilter. I guess the photoshopper can't work with one hand either.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
October 23, 2006 3:05 PM -
69.
By Anonymous, on 3:50 PM
so nice to see real boobs...((((sigh!))).
By Anonymous, on 4:58 PM
No doubt some of it may be airbrushed but no doubt these are stunning photos.
Besides, Phillip Swann who does an annual list of celebs who look the best and the worst in HDTV said that Scar-Jo was the best-looking celeb in high-def. Now, I have HDTV and that sucker shows all the flaws - no amount of lighting, or make-up can hide the pimples, wrinkles, etc.
So if this guy is saying Scar-Jo is super-hot in high-def then she's super-hot and maybe there wasn't much airbrushing done afterall.
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
at 5:04. i think she's pretty don't get me wrong. but if the "best in HD" contest is like that "best booty" contest that was on here like a month ago....well i'll just let you be the judge of that.
By Anonymous, on 5:44 PM
Viewing that picture makes me want to comment "if they were that big, don't you think the Hubble telescope would have found them before now?"
But, what I really think that they photoshopped in this/these pictures is her head. I think they shrunk her head. In every other film/photoshoot, the thing that always bothered me was her huge head. It is so out of proportion.
She is a pretty girl though. But not a 10 in a world of models/actresses. (but surely a 10 in any 'real world' setting)
By Anonymous, on 6:22 PM
If I had a locker #2 would be all over the inside.
By kevin D. white, on 6:42 PM
Wow,real tits are back in? YES!
By Anonymous, on 7:20 PM
Those of you who are ragging on this babe are total haters. This is proof that A. Real women have curves and B. There is a God.
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
JAUNDICE
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
If she's a cold little woman who doesn't give good head, it's wasted genetics. Wit a body of that caliber, she was meant to do porn. I'll take a semi-attractive girl with a horny disposition and a willingness to please over this over-confident tart any day.
By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
Guys...get a grip...photoshopped. Skin color enhanced, waist slimmed, breast skin tone evened, any flaws or stretch marks covered.. I watch these things get done. She is human.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 PM
A human that makes me hard ...
By Anonymous, on 9:38 PM
i am a huge fan of Scarlett's work, and i am a hetero female and let me tell you if i ever become a lesbian, she'd be the first woman i'd ever want to be with.
she's gorgeous...and just so you know, for all those in denial, she is known to have one of the most beautiful skin complexions and her breasts are that size (look at all the pictures from awards shows!)
By gdiddy, on 9:58 PM
good lord, another woman who makes me wish i was a lesbian... yummy!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:02 PM
Can you imagine if she REALLY looked like that 2nd pic
hey, she was hot as hell in her bikini pics and THOSE AREN'T PHOTOSHOPPED. she really IS beautiful in real life. and her boobs really are that big. maybe there was some photoshop work done here, but she's STILL HOT IN REAL LIFE. don't hate her because she's beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 10:08 PM
I hate her because she's beautiful.
By Anonymous, on 10:23 PM
Yeah, she's human. But she's still fucking hot in person.
And I like that she looks like she actually eats once in a while but has no nasty rolls. THAT'S a woman's body! Healthy and hot.
I'm gonna reach for my Rabbit Pearl and have my boyfriend fuck me from behind while I picture my face in those tits.
Sometimes it's great being a hot bisexual chick...
By Hyperbole, on 1:06 AM
"Scar-Jo"... Don't use that term ever again. Seriously, those nicknames must stop...along with "hella" and all the other California moron-talk.
No wonder the rest of the world hates us.
By Anonymous, on 6:44 AM
Her boobs are quite saggy for her age (21!).
And you really want to masturbate to a picture with a terrier puppy?
By Yetused, on 8:52 AM
I must say she looks super airbrushed, but aside from that her boobs look pretty good.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
she'll be a loud fat person in 10 years, so i'd race to give her a screechy anal before that
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
it's definitely airbrushed, you can't see all the human ash that usually covers her head and shoulders
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
the word on the set is that she doesn't "clean herself" properly, so consider that during your picfapping
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
this chick has real boobs. how can y'all salivate over her and fugs like jenna and pam when they have very obvious fake dirty pillows?
just remember, when they're real they're gonna sag. and hers are going keep going south. not that that's a bad thing but they only look like that until you're about 25.
By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM
Scarlett is beautiful, but those breasts are saggy!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
She's a lovely skank and utterly boring.
By d mumsie, on 2:45 PM
I don't think they're saggy. Women with big boobs aren't as perky as those with small ones. They are just normal.
By Anonymous, on 2:47 PM
true. gravity's a bitch.
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
Boobs ,Funbags, Cans , Tits , Hooters, Melons, Jugs, Milkbags,Jabos, Cockhuggers , Bazooms, ok now you guys come up with other names for her CREAMY TITS
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
oven stuffers
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
good looking guys go for skinny girls.. sorry but that's the truth. i don't mean completely flat, boney girls like nicole ritchie, but girls that have a small waist at least, and a small frame. also, scarlett has a pretty ugly face. i understand how most of you can think that she's perfection, but that's because most of you on here are AVERAGE. any above-average guy would know that she certainly isn't perfect.
perfection = slim body with a pretty face.
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
October 24, 2006 3:26 PM -
Oh, "prettyboy"... too chicken to post under your name? Made an ass out of you have they?
Don't worry, your posts are recognised by their unassailable stupidity and laughable arrogance.
Isn't there some old guy you have to go and blow for your dinner now?
By hugh grant, on 4:13 PM
perfection = slim body with a pretty face
A slim body with a pretty face = 20 years of mass media programming.
Congrats on being a sucker.
By Anonymous, on 4:17 PM
^ A proud female resident of 300 Pounds Boulevard.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
Lol there are obviously a lot of jealous girls here who either a) have small boobs or b) got implants and wish they had the real thing. Get over it, that's what real boobs look like and they feel a whole lot better than silicones. You've obviously never seen real breasts before. Maybe you should save up $$ and head over to a good plastic surgeon then perhaps if he's able to fix you up to look a tad bit average you should come back here and call Scarlet ugly.
Scarlet's #1 girl fan
By Anonymous, on 6:35 PM
mine are better.
By Anonymous, on 10:35 PM
lol prettyfag got cought saying dumb shit again lmao , he must be a flaming one rotflmao
By Anonymous, on 12:07 AM
Im surprised at how "un-perky" her breasts are. I've breastfed two babies, am 32 years old and mine are actually a lot perkier than that. I can get away with not wearing a bra, have had no surgery and I am a 34 c.
However, I'd love to look like Scarlett, she's absolutely stunning!
By Miss Posh, on 5:02 AM
Im surprised at how "un-perky" her breasts are. I've breastfed two babies, am 32 years old and mine are actually a lot perkier than that. I can get away with not wearing a bra, have had no surgery and I am a 34 c.
However, I'd love to look like Scarlett, she's absolutely stunning!
By Miss Posh, on 5:03 AM
Im surprised at how "un-perky" her breasts are. I've breastfed two babies, am 32 years old and mine are actually a lot perkier than that. I can get away with not wearing a bra, have had no surgery and I am a 34 c.
However, I'd love to look like Scarlett, she's absolutely stunning!
By Anonymous, on 5:03 AM
^ Bullshit.
Lady, don't post outrageous shit like that unless you plan on backing it up with pics. Sure, you have better tits that Scarlett Johansson, righhhht. Um, yeah, I have a 15 inch dick. That's the ticket.
Post pictures of your tits, now.
By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM
Now now lets not confuse little 34c's with DD's woman. Even at that small size I bet you're way saggier than Scarlet. Jealousy is a bitch.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
i agree. you have to post pictures to back it up. better yet, post video clips. it should be you stripping, with your 2 kids in the background screaming "Mommy! Noooooo!"
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
she is beautiful! i wish my breasts looked like that. at least my dog is cuter than hers. that's all i got!
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
im dying to know what kinda dog that is!?!?!??!?!?!??!
someone please!!?!???!?
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
Half the world is going to be masturbating over that picture this week.
That's a scary thought.
By Anonymous, on 4:48 AM
Those boobs are going to be down at her waist in a few years. A nice little fact of life. Age is on her side - for now.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 AM
Great boobs for both men and women to admire. There isn't a person alive who wouldn't want to kiss that beautiful set.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 AM
First of all we all know feminine breasts are a functioning part of the human anatomy! Frankly All women who are well endowed KNOW that as they age the breasts begin to get lower due to gravity, babies etc. Now her breasts, Are beautiful and I'd love to caress them!
By Erica4U, on 10:20 AM
Quite frankly, the cover is my favorite photo. I think she has the most gorgeous face known to man. Maybe it's because I'm a girl, but the second photo doesn't do as much for me. (Don't get me wrong, it's still fantastic.) I don't care if they airbrushed everything or even if she had some work done, she's still fantastic. And, yeah, I actually liked her interview, too. As for the sexist comments about her being a snotty stuck-up brat... well, don't you have some bad porn to surf instead?
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
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