Vigilante, the reason why she didn't notice that her titty was hanging out is b/c when you have breast augmentation, you loose feeling in the boob area, especially right after the sugery.
I always wonder why women would go through with that only to loose nipple sensation. Nipple sensation is the best part about boobies!
Damn girl! Ever hear of a sarong or a blanket, or something?! For the love of everything that is holy in this life and the next: Cover that up! Ray Charles just poked his eyes out...Ethel Merman laughs at you...F me! Someone get me a long stick and a mirror!
i LOVE those cantaloupe-slip photos. the red carpet must put you in some kind of trance, if you can actually stand there smiling like an idiot with your tits exposed. priceless.
Does she do anything except be drunk and stoned and hang around anywhere to get photographed? Actress? Since when? WTF has she actually been in? Anything? And I am not including 'Girls Gone Wild'.
i kind of feel bad for her cause she really got some bad results from these surgerys.anyways i hope we do see her acting some more and hopefully really show us if she can act.
I agree with whoever said that this is a pity party issue. "Boo hoo, I got dumped because I'm a narcissistic whiner!" "Boo hoo, I had plastic surgery that made me look like a melted plastic doll!"
Let's see her acting career recently:
2005: Unreleased lame thriller about a "deranged killer," an Uwe Boll movie, an equally lame sequel to "The Crow," a spy thriller (imdb is flooded by obviously fake reviews praising Reid), and some short based on "The Big Lebowski." Only decent role all year was a guest stint on "Scrubs."
2006-2007: a schizoid comedy, some movie directed by a relative, some movie called "Senior Skip Day" (is she still thinking anyone could mistake her for a teen?), and a few others that don't look any more promising.
I still cannot believe that she never knew her entire boob was exposed and hanging out like that. No way, I don't care about post surgery numbness in her breast area, her shoulder, arm, chest skin, and stomach would have felt that material of the dress draping like that.
Sorry but I am not buying that. She must have thought they were worth showing off at some point.
If she joined a gym maybe she could fix some of that? ... if she worked out like Jessica Biel, maybe there would be still be some hope for her? not much, but some. She had a pretty face, although it looks pretty rough now.
I don't know why people think they can get lipo and implants and be lazy. No one can fix lazy.
Paris is going to look like this in a few years. And she'll still be forcing that shit into the camera ...
good god her boobs look so repulsive. i tried to prepare myself but still i was shocked. and anon 4:43, i totally agree. there is no way in hell that girl weighs 110 lbs.
Ok I see she has a boob job and a matching gold watch. Where the hell did she get the money to get all those things? Last time I checked, she's unemployed.
A lot of Porn star have F'ed up boobs like this. I've noticed it for years and thought everyone was crazy for not noticing. I believe the newest surgery avoids ripping the nipple off with a rabid ferret, to later sew it back on ala Frankenstein, by pulling it thru the belly button. Tara has always had the sweetest face. Her body wasn't bad either. To bad she squandered it by being a crack-whore-slut drunk.
Mmm MMM! A blonde white-ass bitch with cellulite and low self-esteem. This is when us brothas enter the scene. When they self esteem is low, they is vulnerizable.
Yo Tara. Why don't you swing by my New Orleans proj...er..I mean bungalow. I don't give a damn what yo titties look like, babydoll.
I'm going to repeat the comment I made about the ex-fiancee of Aaron? Nick? Carter - those large nipples are usually found on women who've been pregnant at least once. Just an observation.
I have loved Tara Reid since Urban Legend, but I have a few comments about what she said...
1)When will she address her obvious addiction to painkillers...or something that she must have used to numb the pain of her botched surgeries, cause it was pretty obvious at the red carpet tit-slip that she was on something.
2)Her ass is full of cellulite, is she unaware of that?
3) Why not, I don't know EXERCISE if she wanted a six-pack?
4)Most boobs are uneven and it is usually the left one that is slightly bigger, it's NORMAL.
Oh, and just how many guys have seen her tits since 2004? Damn! If any of them were talking to her, I would have to say they didn't deserve to see her tits in the first place!
Why is she still talked about? Why is she still famous?? She has ZERO acting talent. There are freshmen in high school acting in their first onstage efforts that have more talent than this woman. She is awful. Seriously. Of course, I'd still fuck her. ;-)
I can't imagine thrashing around, throwing my head back in pure ecstasy, grinding my hips, clawing at the sheets and moaning loudly with Billy Bob Thornton underneath me.
Brad Pitt? Hell Yeah! He and Angie are probably having some hot, sweaty jungle sex right now!
Hey, 6:52 AM, I have large areolas, and I'm a virgin, so there goes your theory about women with large "nipples" having been pregnant at least once. I think large areolas are genetic, as other women in my family have them as well.
I can't imagine thrashing around, throwing my head back in pure ecstasy, grinding my hips, clawing at the sheets and moaning loudly with Billy Bob Thornton underneath me.
that's why halle berry deserved an oscar for monster's ball
"DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR BODY WHEN THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!"
ditto.
and we also have to give her some credit on FINALLY talking the truth, instead of pretending it's all fine when we can clearly see it's not. Best politics ever.
I feel sorry for her because she wants people to feel sorry for her. I've never seen her in any movie but I find her very hmmm I don't know - unappealing I guess. I have a hard time believing she's 110 pounds. I'm 118 pounds and she looks a lot heavier than me. Unless she's 4 ft 11 or something. I dunno.
Completely delusional. She was a B before that mess? Not likely, A cup if she was lucky and he took her to a C? Right. I have a C cup and I am not nearly as big and droopy as she is. Lipo for a sixpack? Why not lay off the french fries and hit the gym once in a while? Nice rationalization. She lives on Planet Tara and is a delusional mess as well as a physical one.
I'm not sure what was wrong with her body in the first place...she didn't need the boobs, nor the stomach. She just messed herself up...what a dumb ass!
All of hollywood has cellulite, exept maybe the anorexic coke whores, the reason she looks good and sometimes bad is the media decideds and chooses WHEN to airbrush the pics and when not to. If your hot in the pubic eye they airbrush the shit out of you if your a dumbass like in this instance they are going to leave it naked and exposed for all the world to make fun of. Bet if you found pics from a cpl years ago they airbrushed her. Hell anyone can look hot with the help of a computer
All of hollywood has cellulite, exept maybe the anorexic coke whores, the reason she looks good and sometimes bad is the media decideds and chooses WHEN to airbrush the pics and when not to. If your hot in the pubic eye they airbrush the shit out of you if your a dumbass like in this instance they are going to leave it naked and exposed for all the world to make fun of. Bet if you found pics from a cpl years ago they airbrushed her. Hell anyone can look hot with the help of a computer
68 Comments:
Why did you post that?
Why? Why? Why?
By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM
The reason these are not safe for work are because you will blow chow on your keyboard.
By Edweirdo, on 4:21 PM
kelly wants to throw up this time.
By Anonymous, on 4:24 PM
Oh, well... poor, poor Tara.
I bet feeling sorry for her would be in order now, right? Is that the second reason why she gave the interview?
By Melpomene, on 4:30 PM
I hate her voice the most.
By Anonymous, on 4:31 PM
I love those first pics. I mean, how in the world could she not notice that whole titty hanging out???
By Vigilante, on 4:38 PM
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
By rick james, on 4:39 PM
Those first pics are the best "celebrity" pics ever. I just love how she is smiling while her gross titty is hanging out.
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
Vigilante, the reason why she didn't notice that her titty was hanging out is b/c when you have breast augmentation, you loose feeling in the boob area, especially right after the sugery.
I always wonder why women would go through with that only to loose nipple sensation. Nipple sensation is the best part about boobies!
By Anonymous, on 4:42 PM
I love the quote "I weigh 110 pounds now".
Yeah sure you weigh 110 pounds. We've all seen pics of you recently and you look at least 145 pounds.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
I'd still fuck her.
She has a pretty face, and with the lights off, you can pretend her nipples don't look like a couple of dead jellyfish.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Tara Reid and Jennifer Aniston....special pity party edition of US Weekly. Hope they both don't get hit by busses, a la Nip/Tuck.
By Luke, on 4:47 PM
Damn girl! Ever hear of a sarong or a blanket, or something?! For the love of everything that is holy in this life and the next: Cover that up! Ray Charles just poked his eyes out...Ethel Merman laughs at you...F me! Someone get me a long stick and a mirror!
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
i LOVE those cantaloupe-slip photos. the red carpet must put you in some kind of trance, if you can actually stand there smiling like an idiot with your tits exposed. priceless.
By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM
Does she do anything except be drunk and stoned and hang around anywhere to get photographed? Actress? Since when? WTF has she actually been in? Anything? And I am not including 'Girls Gone Wild'.
By Smartie, on 5:17 PM
Some pics her bod looks ok, others, awful. Confusing.
Penis doesn't know what to make of her.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
i kind of feel bad for her cause she really got some bad results from these surgerys.anyways i hope we do see her acting some more and hopefully really show us if she can act.
By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
I agree with whoever said that this is a pity party issue. "Boo hoo, I got dumped because I'm a narcissistic whiner!" "Boo hoo, I had plastic surgery that made me look like a melted plastic doll!"
Let's see her acting career recently:
2005: Unreleased lame thriller about a "deranged killer," an Uwe Boll movie, an equally lame sequel to "The Crow," a spy thriller (imdb is flooded by obviously fake reviews praising Reid), and some short based on "The Big Lebowski." Only decent role all year was a guest stint on "Scrubs."
2006-2007: a schizoid comedy, some movie directed by a relative, some movie called "Senior Skip Day" (is she still thinking anyone could mistake her for a teen?), and a few others that don't look any more promising.
By Anonymous, on 6:10 PM
I still cannot believe that she never knew her entire boob was exposed and hanging out like that. No way, I don't care about post surgery numbness in her breast area, her shoulder, arm, chest skin, and stomach would have felt that material of the dress draping like that.
Sorry but I am not buying that. She must have thought they were worth showing off at some point.
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
the moral of the story is,
DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR BODY WHEN THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!
By parissucksliterally, on 6:33 PM
If she joined a gym maybe she could fix some of that? ... if she worked out like Jessica Biel, maybe there would be still be some hope for her? not much, but some. She had a pretty face, although it looks pretty rough now.
I don't know why people think they can get lipo and implants and be lazy. No one can fix lazy.
Paris is going to look like this in a few years. And she'll still be forcing that shit into the camera ...
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
"Penis doesn't know what to make of her"
LOL!
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
Jessica Simpson in 3 years.
By Anonymous, on 6:59 PM
I'd fuck her.
By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM
Wow, I actually feel sorry for her. I think I'll go lay down until the feeling passes.
By Anonymous, on 7:59 PM
good god her boobs look so repulsive. i tried to prepare myself but still i was shocked. and anon 4:43, i totally agree. there is no way in hell that girl weighs 110 lbs.
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
does the cover really say Plastit?
By Anonymous, on 8:44 PM
how could she not notice her entire tit was hanging out?
By Anonymous, on 9:25 PM
What a dumbass. She was cute back in the first American Pie days, she totally fucked it all up.
With the lights off, I'd fuck her. But with the lights on those nipples are just too scary. It's almost like they're crying for help.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
It's Franken-titties!!!
By jeditemple, on 10:52 PM
Ok I see she has a boob job and a matching gold watch. Where the hell did she get the money to get all those things? Last time I checked, she's unemployed.
By dino, on 11:54 PM
A lot of Porn star have F'ed up boobs like this. I've noticed it for years and thought everyone was crazy for not noticing.
I believe the newest surgery avoids ripping the nipple off with a rabid ferret, to later sew it back on ala Frankenstein, by pulling it thru the belly button.
Tara has always had the sweetest face. Her body wasn't bad either. To bad she squandered it by being a crack-whore-slut drunk.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 AM
parissucksliterally: also, she might have heeded this bit of advice.
Don't wrong your body just 'cause no one's fucking it!
By Anonymous, on 1:11 AM
Why Jen can't find love---because she lies in bed like a dead fish when she's being fucked.
By Anonymous, on 3:12 AM
Mmm MMM!
A blonde white-ass bitch with cellulite and low self-esteem. This is when us brothas enter the scene.
When they self esteem is low, they is vulnerizable.
Yo Tara. Why don't you swing by my New Orleans proj...er..I mean bungalow. I don't give a damn what yo titties look like, babydoll.
By Blingy Washington, on 5:54 AM
I'm going to repeat the comment I made about the ex-fiancee of Aaron? Nick? Carter - those large nipples are usually found on women who've been pregnant at least once. Just an observation.
By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM
I have loved Tara Reid since Urban Legend, but I have a few comments about what she said...
1)When will she address her obvious addiction to painkillers...or something that she must have used to numb the pain of her botched surgeries, cause it was pretty obvious at the red carpet tit-slip that she was on something.
2)Her ass is full of cellulite, is she unaware of that?
3) Why not, I don't know EXERCISE if she wanted a six-pack?
4)Most boobs are uneven and it is usually the left one that is slightly bigger, it's NORMAL.
I think that is all for now.
~WillaDodge was here!~
By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM
Oh, and just how many guys have seen her tits since 2004? Damn! If any of them were talking to her, I would have to say they didn't deserve to see her tits in the first place!
~WillaDodge was here!~
By Anonymous, on 7:16 AM
Why is she still talked about? Why is she still famous?? She has ZERO acting talent. There are freshmen in high school acting in their first onstage efforts that have more talent than this woman. She is awful. Seriously. Of course, I'd still fuck her. ;-)
By Anonymous, on 7:40 AM
she's a human version of the game rock (stomach), paper (ass-sheet), scissors (boobs)
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
She has one of the prettiest faces in H-wood. If she worked out and gave up the alcohol, she would be hot.
By Anonymous, on 9:24 AM
she needs to do the opposite of Jeebs in Men in Black - have somebody zap her body so she can grow back a new one.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
Why Jen can't find love---because she lies in bed like a dead fish when she's being fucked.
October 13, 2006 3:12 AM
That would be Angelina Jolie, actually.
Remember what Billy Bob said about fucking her? ;)
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
Yeah but it was Billy Bob!
I can't imagine thrashing around, throwing my head back in pure ecstasy, grinding my hips, clawing at the sheets and moaning loudly with Billy Bob Thornton underneath me.
Brad Pitt? Hell Yeah! He and Angie are probably having some hot, sweaty jungle sex right now!
By Vigilante, on 2:48 PM
Hey, 6:52 AM, I have large areolas, and I'm a virgin, so there goes your theory about women with large "nipples" having been pregnant at least once. I think large areolas are genetic, as other women in my family have them as well.
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
I can't imagine thrashing around, throwing my head back in pure ecstasy, grinding my hips, clawing at the sheets and moaning loudly with Billy Bob Thornton underneath me.
that's why halle berry deserved an oscar for monster's ball
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
vig - I doubt it. Brad's hung like a cocker spaniel.
By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....large areolas!
Silver Dollars?
By Anonymous, on 4:05 PM
"DON'T FUCK WITH YOUR BODY WHEN THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!"
ditto.
and we also have to give her some credit on FINALLY talking the truth, instead of pretending it's all fine when we can clearly see it's not. Best politics ever.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
I feel sorry for her because she wants people to feel sorry for her. I've never seen her in any movie but I find her very hmmm I don't know - unappealing I guess. I have a hard time believing she's 110 pounds. I'm 118 pounds and she looks a lot heavier than me. Unless she's 4 ft 11 or something. I dunno.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM
How could anyone think this hideous slag is pretty? idiots.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 AM
Nearly every woman has cellulite, no matter how much you work out. It's also more obvious because of the way she is standing.
That last tit slip picture is the best, the way there's a woman trying to tell her to cover herself up. Haha!
By Anonymous, on 4:12 AM
Completely delusional. She was a B before that mess? Not likely, A cup if she was lucky and he took her to a C? Right. I have a C cup and I am not nearly as big and droopy as she is. Lipo for a sixpack? Why not lay off the french fries and hit the gym once in a while? Nice rationalization. She lives on Planet Tara and is a delusional mess as well as a physical one.
By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM
A Cocker Spaniel???
Damn. Wait...pre-op or post-op?
By Vigilante, on 7:51 AM
I'm not sure what was wrong with her body in the first place...she didn't need the boobs, nor the stomach. She just messed herself up...what a dumb ass!
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
Ditto Anon 4:05 PM
Yummy Yummy
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
This is Tara Reid...
This is Tara Reid on drugs...
Any questions??
By Anonymous, on 8:50 AM
i agree withwhat anon 2:57 PM, i have large areolas too and i'm a virgin. Large areolas are genetic, has nothing to do with pregnancy.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
I would rather hump my kid's Guatamalan nanny than this skank!
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
i want her to rub her scars and lumps all over my face...mmmmmmmmm
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
Uh...for such an allegedly bad boob job, she certainly doesn't mind showing it off.
Perhaps as a warning to other starlets?
By Zen Wizard, on 2:08 PM
I think she's not 110lbs, probably more like 120 at least. She's just delusional.
By Anonymous, on 8:05 PM
I would rather hump a pie.
By jayjay bigs, on 1:18 PM
she's such a mess
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
poor girl needs to stop thinking less about her boobs and more about her brain. But you can't perform plastic surgery on a brain. Too bad.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 PM
All of hollywood has cellulite, exept maybe the anorexic coke whores, the reason she looks good and sometimes bad is the media decideds and chooses WHEN to airbrush the pics and when not to. If your hot in the pubic eye they airbrush the shit out of you if your a dumbass like in this instance they are going to leave it naked and exposed for all the world to make fun of. Bet if you found pics from a cpl years ago they airbrushed her. Hell anyone can look hot with the help of a computer
By Anonymous, on 10:56 PM
All of hollywood has cellulite, exept maybe the anorexic coke whores, the reason she looks good and sometimes bad is the media decideds and chooses WHEN to airbrush the pics and when not to. If your hot in the pubic eye they airbrush the shit out of you if your a dumbass like in this instance they are going to leave it naked and exposed for all the world to make fun of. Bet if you found pics from a cpl years ago they airbrushed her. Hell anyone can look hot with the help of a computer
By Anonymous, on 10:56 PM
hmmmmm....if you put her on all fours and take her from behind...you wont see the nipples ;-)
So I dont see the problem here. Even at her worst she looks a hell of lot better than most chicks at the corner bar ;-)
By Anonymous, on 7:25 PM
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