IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Tori Spelling is Pregnant

Tori Spelling is Pregnant

29 Comments:

I didn't know men could get pregnant...

By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
That guy looks like he's taking a shit.

By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
Tori's husband is hot. I'd suck him. I love white cock.

By prettyboy, on 10:28 AM
donna martin graduates!

donna martin turns slutty and seduced david in skanky black lingerie!

donna martin marries david in series finale!

donna martin lives very sad life after 90210!

donna martin gets written out of her daddy's will!

donna martin gets knocked up!

Whew. I'm exhausted.

By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
what does this have to do with paris hilton

By Anonymous, on 10:37 AM
that baby will be fugly no matter how "hot" her husband is...he's way too yuppie hot for me, ugh!

By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
Congrats to Tori 'Grasshopper Face' Spelling. She finally did something right.

Not that conception requires any talent/skills.

By joejoe, on 11:17 AM
DOCTOR (upon birth of baby): "Congradulations, Mrs. Spelling! It's a horse!"

By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
she looks 5 months pregnant - no way only 3

By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
she looks 5 months pregnant - no way only 3

By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
EWWWWWWW, who said her husband is hot??
he is soooooo totaly not hot!
He looks like a rat.

By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
i'd hit his ratty pooper

By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
How could any straight man with functioning eyes maintain an erection in the presence of this woman? I just don't understand that. Clearly this is a test tube baby.

By coolpapaboze, on 12:42 PM
^
He probably had his eyes closed imaging all the money HE THOUGHT she was going to be getting....too bad so sad...

By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
Oh, am I glad they finally confirmed she's expecting. Their repeated denials were just driving me crazy with anticipation. Couldn't sleep a wink.

By loof, on 1:53 PM
he had a picture of her stepmom taped to the headboard

By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
tori can't even fake a good orgasm and still got preggers... wtg donna martin!

By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
With her eyes being 2 feet apart and both his being on his nose - the baby might have some hope of a normal face, only some.

By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
Actually the fucking douchebag has TWO kids with his ex wife. They adopted one shortly before he dropped her for this fucking horse faced cunt. Too bad that inheritence shit didnt' work out so well eh Dean?

By Jealous Bitch, on 4:31 PM
"With her eyes being 2 feet apart and both his being on his nose - the baby might have some hope of a normal face, only some."

hahahha, So true! The eyes might just end up in the right place.

And whoever though he was hot, ew! He looks like a creep. And yet, he still looks better than her.

By Anonymous, on 9:46 PM
Oh man his ex wife must've been laughing her ass off when that little plan of his fell through. Now he has to screw froggirl every night.

By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
Poor kid. Bouth parents are talentless obnoxious asshats!

And how the heck is it going to get it's breastmilk from that hideous deformed boob job gone wrong?

By Anonymous, on 9:58 PM
Okay will someone please tell me how I can get that "steely-eyed" look when someone is taking my picture a la Mr. Tori Spelling? I love the way that one eyebrow crooks just so to give off that James Bond-ish look. While I look like a deer in the headlights, Mr. Spelling there looks like he's about to order his martini shaken not stirred...

By Anonymous, on 7:15 AM
I don't know why, but this guy's face is hilaroius. Maybe it's the flounder eyes. Either he's constipated, or someone just gave him a math problem.

By Anonymous, on 9:00 AM
he just thinks back to when he said, "your dad's will says WHAT???"

By Anonymous, on 9:17 AM
If she truly cared about the well being of her child, she'd immediately run out and get an abortion.

By Anonymous, on 10:44 PM
Imagine how much they they're going to be whoring the kid for! The preggers shots, the birth shots, the first teeth, you name it. They got a little golden horsie there.

By Smartie, on 11:15 PM
Why? Nobody gives a shit about these two people.

By Anonymous, on 4:05 AM
how fugly!

By Anonymous, on 3:07 PM