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Dannii Minogue Had a Few Drinks

This is Dannii Minogue (Kylie Minogue's sister) stumbling out of a club drunk off her hot little ass. This is exactly how chicks should look when they're leaving a club - hair not quite right, eyes all outta whack, getting ready for some hot girl on girl debauchery. If you're not doing it like this, then you're doing it wrong. And, Paris Hilton, you don't count. Your eyes do this whether you're drunk or sober and you always walk (and look) like a retarded ostrich, so shut your beak. Dannii wins.

40 Comments:

Those are some scary flippers her friend has.

By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
wow..

By Anonymous, on 6:43 PM
LOL - isn't that Tania Zaetta with her? Sigh, don't you miss Who Dares Wins (and ol' Mike Whitney)?

By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
great. it's my friend's mom, drunk out of her skull again, saying "didnchoo grow up biiiiggg" before puking all over my shoes. really hot.

By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM
She's full of club drug and drink.. to get in the mood? Hum,with a family history of cancer, she's pushing her body to respond in a hateful manner.. and now that ain't right.

By d mumsie, on 7:25 PM
@ 7:21: When you and your dick grow up you'll realize that women in their 30s are the best in the sack.

By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
Anonymous said...

LOL - isn't that Tania Zaetta with her? Sigh, don't you miss Who Dares Wins (and ol' Mike Whitney)?

October 16, 2006 6:55 PM

It is - wasn't she a no talent bimbo!

Wow Dannii, lay off the botox and surgery! She's getting mummified!

If you want to see some fun shots of Dannii, look up Young Talent Time. A variety show from the 70's and 80's on Australian tv; like Kids Incorporated; shit singing and dancing, and big hair and bad clothes. Dannii was on it, and even did a duet with her scrag of a sister once. Bad bad shit.

By Smartie, on 7:44 PM
The hot little wench, she's been baaaad!

By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
Ok, I'm completely straight and I'd lick her three ways to Sunday....whatever that means.

By What ho!, on 8:23 PM
Yeah! Danni Minogue! What?? No bikini pictures??? WTF?

By dino, on 8:30 PM
Damn near blew coffee all over my keyboard over the retarded ostrich line.

Best blog ever.

By Anonymous, on 8:31 PM
whisky soaked dannii is a delicacy. aged, tastes a little like mutton, but very well marbled and tender. some serve it with head on, but i don't - guests will be frightened by the old-lady fixed stare. enjoy!

kc

By Anonymous, on 10:01 PM
geez. still laughing about 'retarded ostrich'... haaaaaahaahahahahahaha so funny cause its true

By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
Whoa! What a mismatched pair!

If these two women had a little 69 action going, someone is going to end up short and cheated.

By jeditemple, on 10:17 PM
the other woman is Tania Zanetti, a fourth class celebrity in australia who is aparently "big" in bollywood - they'd root like rattlesnakes - dirty tania, dirty danni.

By damein, on 12:45 AM
Yeah Tania's about as big as you can be in Bollywood, if you don't speak Hindi at all anyway.
She always plays the stupid foreigner.. suits her :)

By Anonymous, on 12:58 AM
Awwww Dannii looks so cute in these pics. At least she's not throwing up and channelling the spirit of Xena - Warrior Princess. Christ! She's tiny! And she STILL towers over her sister. What is Kylie - a hobbit?

By Hottie Hottie, on 2:18 AM
Well, at least Dannii has her little beer gut covered up this time.

2 girls stubling home drunk at 4 AM in the city... they are just begging to be raped and murdered by a large black man.

By Anonymous, on 3:07 AM
Yeah whoever her ugly friend is needs to cover up those hooves with some real shoes. No one wants to see those things jesus.

By Anonymous, on 6:35 AM
I have never heard of this Danii broad before those flabby bikini shots a few weeks ago, so I looked her up on Wikidepia.

It turns out, she's a bit of a drunken whore. I guess she had a couple pop albums that were big in the 80's in england or some shit.
Now that she's a bitter has-been...She fucks anything, man and women alike. That's awesome. I now respect her.

I'd love to defile her, even if she is chubby and old.

By Anonymous, on 7:04 AM
She's cute, but I can't believe she was married to Julian McMahon. He's beyond HAWT!

~Willadodge~

By Anonymous, on 7:16 AM
Um, are you sure this Tania person was born female? 'Cause with those meaty paws and gargantuan feet--what is that, a size 20 Wide peau de soie espadrille?? --and peculiar chest features, I'd say we're gazing upon a post-op. Seriously. Something is just not right. So much for girl-on-girl.

By TV Spy, on 8:33 AM
OMG that drunken ostrich comment about Paris Hilton is SO FREAKING TRUE. Now everytime I see her I'm going to think "drunk ostrich" and die laughing. Thank you thank you thank you.

By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
WHOOPS! Retarded ostrich. That's even better--more accurate. Sorry.

By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
Check the woman in the background in pics 2 and 6. The cartoon bubble is so obvious there:

"WHOA! Do you smell shit? I smell shit! NO! IT ISN'T ME! I think it's that girl in the red over there. Yeah, that Danii chick. I think she shit herself! Yeah, like, GROSS!"

By Vigilante, on 9:08 AM
Sweet GOD! Are THOSE her feet?! Is this Ian Thorpe in drag?! WTF!

By Hottie Hottie, on 9:43 AM
damn comcast, stringing lines to caves...

By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
9:46...You need to post more often. I am thinking that is exactly how the night went down. Good call.

By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
A retarded ostrich!!! HAHAHAHA That is the new name for her...I am totally stealing it and taking the credit for it. HAHAHAH

By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
Meh. At least we don't have to see this blob trying to squeeze into a two-piece.

By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM
This is the girl (the big one) that James Blunt cheated on Petra with! OH MY GOD!

By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
maybe he needed a man-hands handjob. it's breathtaking, i highly suggest you try it.

By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
Well, then that bitch must be a tranny...because James Blunt is gayer than Prettyboy on ecstasy in a room full of Catholic priests and male hairdressers.

By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
My balls are SO UNDER PRESSURE!

Dannii's a dream come true. She's like a taller, sexier, less talented Kylie, only she gets drunk and eats pussy.

By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
My balls are So Under Pressure!

Dannii is a dream come true. A taller, sexier, less talented Kylie--only this one gets drunk and eats pussy in public.

By OriginalGuest, on 3:32 PM
Screw Daniiiiiiiii and her sasquatch friend. Hottie in pic 6 is what I'm looking at. Classic bitch with her mouth always open in disgust. Girls like that are already good in the sack young.

By Anonymous, on 3:38 PM
Wait...you are saying the chick in red is chubby? 7:04 am......chubby and old ? This chick in the red?
That is chubby?

GOTTA LET ME KNOW.........?.......

By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM
mom's all grouchy cuz of her hangover this morning

By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
hahahahaha I thought Tania Zawhatever was that Ricki-Lee bitch. I hate her Impulse ads! The clothes at least suit the target audience - tacky, skanky 12-16 year olds since everyone any older than that realises that Impulse sucks ass and does nothing.

For the uninitiated: try and find a version of her song 'vibe on'. It's a brilliant, brilliant ode to her vibrator.

By Anonymous, on 11:36 PM
And so what ? As long as she had fun,party and music were good...

By david fr. France, on 2:54 PM