Jessica Simpson Has a Push Up Bra
If Jessica Simpson wants to keep being famous, she probably shouldn't have gone down three cup sizes then worn a see through shirt. You're not supposed to go from DDs to buying gel inserts and kleenex overnight. DDs make people like you. DDs make people forget for a minute that you have a condescendingly flat ass. DDs hide the fact that you pay people to paint you up like a gay racoon. Succulent DDs stop world hunger and global warming. Big, round, juicy DDs teach blind children to read and...uh, sorry. What were we talking about?






















37 Comments:
desperation is kicking in because she knows her 15 minutes are up
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
There's your bleached white flour. Two dime bags of it.
By Vigilante, on 10:18 AM
I hope she's next on Shanna Moakler's list. Shanna needs to go around kicking all the asses of the overrated fug Hollywood trannies.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Yeah, if that were the case, Shanna would be on her own list.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
Wow she looks like a plastic doll. You're shitting the public. You posted pics of a cardboard cut out didn't you?
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
Todd, you forgot to mention her nail polish looks like something my 12 year old cousin does. All chipped off and nasty.
By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM
Holy shitspa! Who goes out with nails like THAT???
Good eye, 11:13.
By Vigilante, on 11:21 AM
Chicks.
How the hell do you people notice nail polish and shoes?
Sigh... you guys are precious.
Now get undressed.
By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
I am undressed.
By Vigilante, on 11:44 AM
" DDs hide the fact that you pay people to paint you up like a gay racoon. Succulent DDs stop world hunger and global warming. Big, round, juicy DDs teach blind children to read..."
DD suddenly become seriously horrifying when you realize the owner has a cock between their legs to go along with them.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
wow, everybody was right. none of the black people behind her are even glancing at her flat butt.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
I don't understand what happened to her face. She was SO adorable, naturally pretty and "fresh" looking the first season of Newlyweds. She looks frightening now, like a drag version of her former self, always with more makeup than should ever be worn off of a movie set or a stage. WTF did she DO to her FACE???????
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
First Britney went fug. Then Jesse Simpson. Which no-talent pop-diva is gonna be next?
I'll bet Christina A is laughing her hot ass off! Always bet on the longshot, suckas.
By SuperTrooper, on 2:14 PM
Aww daddy Joe is gonna be so disappointed to see his favorite DD's gone. What was she thinking? those DD's was the only thing she had going for her.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
What happened to her tits? She got the implants pulled?
By jeditemple, on 2:36 PM
I wish I could distract people from my condescendingly flat ass. At least I have folks like Todd and Jenny to distract myself.
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
well Papa Joe...I guess you CAN "cover those suckers up"
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
That seems like a mightly big gap between her ass cheeks..
Oh lord, those are her boobs?!
That's just unfortunate.
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
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= She has great tits, but she should get rid of the raccoon look.
By ya ya, on 2:57 PM
her flat ass is condescending?
By westward ho, on 3:28 PM
I see a bra...its seethru but she still has one on. Or else the tits would be in the armpits.
By Jace, on 3:42 PM
Oh, so that's why people like me!!! :) I think the new look is the meth look
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
Yummy.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
I really hate hi res pictures of this troll. I used to think she was hot, but the closer I get to her the uglier she is.
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
That wasn't a push-up.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
if anyone actually go's to see this dude's new movie the world should come to an end...his album flopped now let's hope the movie is also a flop so we can send this asshole back to obscurity
By poonster, on 6:02 PM
By SuperTrooper, on October 05, 2006 2:14 PM
First Britney went fug. Then Jesse Simpson. Which no-talent pop-diva is gonna be next?
I'll bet Christina A is laughing her hot ass off! Always bet on the longshot, suckas.
Well the thing is Supertrooper, Christina always clearly had a roaring big talent.
I don't own any of her albums and Im not a fan, but I do know talent when I hear it.
Im a mom to 2 teenagers, and I told them years ago, Christina will last, cuz that voice is real.
By Anonymous, on 7:49 PM
her dad adjusted her fun bags before she took that pic.
and i agree with 7:49pm.........christina will have longevity in the music biz because of her voice. she is one of the few singers out these days with real talent.
By prettyboy, on 8:26 PM
these pics leave me thinking about her hit a few years ago, "take my breasts away".
By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM
Jessica is starting to look good again. Her hair is adorable. She needs to fire whoever is putting together her wardrobes though. She is trying to go for a more sophisticated look and her wardrobes are not doing her justice.
By Anonymous, on 9:22 PM
^ If the definition of "adorable" is "ugly tranny," then you're right.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 AM
She is not ugly and she doesn't look like a tranny, it's her nose, it makes her look a tad masculine. Do like Ashlee Jessica please and get that long awaited nosejob, sheeeesh!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 8:26 AM
Sorry to disappoint all of you hideous monsters out there that look in the mirror and decide that Jessicock is “adorable” but she is one seriously ugly bitch. Any guy (or girl over the age of 9) would have to be blind to disagree. And by the way, if you look closely (and please don’t unless your breakfast is fully digested) she’s still sporting bolt-ons. But then, what could you possible expect from a tranny?
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
Her movie is no. 4, well you only got yourself Jessica to blame, you are constantly trying to market yourself like you are the plain old, ordinary girl, well you can't do that anymore. Ashlee has shown the world that plastic surgery can be not just her friend, but yours as well! If only you would stop shooting your lips up,get off your high horse, and get that huge ass honker fixed, you will enjoy the success that Ashlee has embraced, and Jessica you have not seen the last of your baby sis, so get your appearance together, or sign up for the surreal life, or go off into obscurity!!I think it's time to part with that honker once and for all!
By Anonymous, on 6:28 PM
Why don't this ignorant asshole get a nosejob and call it a day! No body in hollywood that is in the entertainment business should NOT be walking around like that,I commend Ashlee for getting that nosejob, she looks great.
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
FLMAO!!! The last pic, what is she doing with her hand, is that some beauty queen gesture or just nerves!? I guess Ashlee's old ways has rubbed off on her now, she is carrying the ugly baton now, ignorant loser!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM
You mean her boobs are actually fake? Damn, she like totally fooled ALL of us...no her flat ass is condescending to those of us who have both REAL boobs and real asses (hopefully just one ass and not two)...
By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
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