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Jessica Simpson is Still Trying Too Hard

You remember when Ashlee Simpson was the lip syncing goth sister to Jessica's stacked blonde superstar? Well, a lot of good plastic surgery for Ashlee and a lot bad PR for Jessica has made all that change. Ashlee is officially the least annoying and least ugly of the two. And that's not really sitting well with Jessica. Ashlee does this, and Jessica does this. Ashlee does this, Jessica does this. If this keeps up, Jessica will be letting the first 1,000 people who show up at her concerts give her breast exams.

Ashlee on October 5th:

Jessica on October 14th:

Images: x17online

45 Comments:

Older sis is stil hotter cause she has bigger tits. Although papa joe has probably nailed her. On the other hand it is rumored that younger sis like anal. So I'd take younger sis and throw a few in her pale.

By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM
They still come from the same gene pool right?

Apples from the same tree dont fall that far apart.

By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
Who's the Ugly Duckling now, bitch?

By Asslee, on 12:11 PM
I still think Jessica is better looking than Frankenstein.

By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
Todd, how about you dress up as Jess, have sex with Asslee, then while you're spooning later on you can convince her to kill her own Dad. That at least leaves you an arm's length out of the plot.

By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
that's funny, it's almost exactly like idlyitw and sfish

By Anonymous, on 12:33 PM
Let me be the first to say; I'd be the first in that line of 1000 to give the free breast exam. Hey, free boob fun. Ya can't beat that.

By Abe Vigoda's Ghost, on 12:34 PM
I agree with the above poster. I'd nail them both, but Jessica is still hotter.

By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
normally I'm not for plastic surgery - most of the time the results are hideous, but Ashlee might be one of those cases where it actually worked. She now looks gorgeous compared to Jessica.

By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
She should have gotten her nosejob with her sister, she would definitely be in a better place. She has the money to fix her nose, what is she waiting for? I believe that is the source of her depression.

By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
I love it when my old comments are regurgitated! It's the only kind of regurgitation I like. Makes me feel special.

Unless it's K-Tard choking on his own regurgitation. I'd love that.

By Vigilante, on 1:40 PM
I think that Jessica's actually a spoiled beyatch and nobody knew about it until lately...always the more "talented cuter one" and Ashlee always seemd genuinly happy for Jessica's success and now the tides have turned and the green toad is showing her true colors...sucks to be jealous of your own little sister who's getting all the attention now...
Ah who cares? They both suck anyway...

By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
are those boots made out of chocolate?

k.c.

By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
The faster the Simpson clan fade away the better. She and her sister are nothing more than an overexposed and overpaid reality show dummies! If it was not for Daddy Joe shoving his daughters down everyones throat every chance he gets they would have faded out of the lime light long time ago.

By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
Her breasts look great. It's too bad they're attached to a dumb piece of trash with a bad case of tranny face.

By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
I'm not a fan of hers, the music or anyone in that family, but I'm impressed on what a difference it made. she does look much prettier. And since I don't know what the HELL Jessica is doing to herself lately, at least one of them should look good.

By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
totally agree with anonymous, she is totally jealous of her sisters talent and she couldn't handle the attention Ashlee is getting...Jessica is seriously screwed up, yup Nick is lucky he's away from that crazy bitch.

By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Nothing like a breast examination and a tonsil check.

By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
In the first pic from Assica, is she going the pick? Mining for gold? Checking to see that it's still there after Papa Joe drugged her last night and was last seen waving a scalpel?

By Smartie, on 4:00 PM
Ashlee is hot and wild

By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
i've always thought jessica was ugly and ashlee was sexy. i wish she'd get naked!

By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM
she is quite pathetic these days.

By parissucksliterally, on 6:06 PM
So what if Ashlee looks better now? I can make my vomit look better by rearranging the big chunks, but it's still vomit.

By Anonymous, on 6:40 PM
you must be joking, Todd. At least Jess was cute, once-upon-a-time. But Ass is, and always will be, butt-ugly. She'll never even amount to a butter-face.

By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM
jessica is gorgeous and her sister is very pretty too... but jess is still hotter and whoever says she's ugly is fooling themselves and they know it

By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM
she doesn't look bad in these pictures actually. at least her jeans arent so tight they look like lycra, and she doesn't have a badass cameltoe from it. as for ashlee, she's such a plastic surgery lovin' poseur. at least jessica accepts the fact that she's cheezy and a dumbass!

By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
Looking at the pictures, these two sisters have alot in common. They both must use the same clothing designer. Both wear their shirts open in the same way exposing themselves. Levi's and knee high riding boots. Although one likes it stuck in the back hole, the other in the front hole. Sisters, God love em.

By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
dumb, slutty, blonde, tits. perfect.

By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
yup jessica is still trying too hard. what she needs is NEW MATERIAL. lot of that going around.

By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
According to Life and Style, she wants a nosejob, she is tired of being known now as the frumpy sister, Jessica just do it, damnit!!!

By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
Oh yeah, Jessica sucks...
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She's stupid, I'm so sick of her...
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I wish they both would go away...
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By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
yawn

these pics are days old

By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
It doesn't matter if men find Jess or Asslee attractive, even if I don't. Cuz Big-Daddy Papa "Pimp" Joe Simpson will find men who are willing to pay top dollar/yen just to get "date" in the Jessica Biel since of the word. N' these "dates" men spend big bux to get "to know the Simpson sisters better".

By Nuck Luckshey, on 3:42 PM
is she wearing Nick's watch?! She has "Stupid Whore Syndrome." Here dad has her "Dickmatized."

By Anonymous, on 4:47 PM
She finally made a wise decision! I bet it sucks being the ugly sister now! I bet now she knows what Ashlee went thru. Good luck Jessica with your nosejob, because you definitely need it!!

By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
who has better looking legs JESSICA OR ASHLEE, saw some upskirt pics of ASHLEE and her legs looked very nice , how about the ass who wins there , they both have great tits

By Anonymous, on 12:22 AM
it's exhausting trying to keep up with these updates

By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
12:26 PM lmao!!!

By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
Jessica -- you need to go away for awhile. You're only making things much, much worse Go to another country - or at least get out of NY and LA. Lay low. Only go out wearing a disguise. No (awful) movies. No (equally awful) albums. Stop with the lip injections. Get a stylist and someone who can show you that there's more to posing that sticking your butt out and putting on the "who farted" face. The hair style is OLD. Ditch the extensions and dye your hair darker. Your best friend is a hair dresser and you own a wig company for cripes sakes. Ditch your Dad as manager. Stay away for awhile. Then come back.

By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Jessica is getting that jacked up nose of hers fixed? Great news, because if Ashlee can be cute because of a nosejob, I bet Jessica will be a raving beauty!

By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
Jessica should just get that busted ugly ass nose of hers fixed, lay low and heal and make her comeback, her new nose is going to trump her sister's nose I'm sure because Ash's nose is okay, it looks way better than her old buzzard nose, but I've seen much better noses in hollywood. Scarlett Johannsen,Salma Hayek,and Winona Ryder have awesome noses, it looks natural. Ash's just doesn't look natural it looks kind of weird! I hope Jessica doesn't use her sister's plastic surgeon!

By Anonymous, on 10:50 AM
Ha! Jessica needs a new manager and new nose, it's about time she woke up out of her delusional haze!

By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
Delusional haze all in my brain
Lately things just dont seem the same
Actin funny, but I dont know why
scuse me while I kiss the sky
Delusional haze all around
Dont know if Im comin up or down
Am I happy or in misery?
What ever it is, that dad put a spell on me
Help me
Help me
Oh, no, no

By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
That's purple haze assnuts!!!

By Anonymous, on 5:38 PM
I wish this crazy pathetic girl would stop lazing around, wasting time doing nothing, and get her big ugly ass nose fixed, her nose looks horrible!!! I see why Luke Wilson doesn't want to be in any movie with her, I realize she made with that schnozz, but now that Ashlee had work, she should stop sitting on her lazy ass, and get it fixed, what is wrong with her does she like to be lonely and depressed!?? If not Jessica do us a favor stop complaining about your love life and rush to a plastic surgery center and get rid of that ugly ass nose!!

By Anonymous, on 9:15 AM