Lindsay Lohan Wishes You a Peaceful Halloween
Leggings/tights ... check. Washed out cokewhore makeup ... check. Tacky accessories ... check. Stupid peace sign ... check. Something tight on the crotch to accentuate the labia ... check. Trying too hard with the ode to the 80s flashback clothes so she can draw the attention of the 30 and over crowd even though most of us are pissed off people like her are trying to bring this ugly crap we wore then and hate now back in style ... check.
Lindsay, this doesn't count as a costume. This is the kind of shit you wear every day. And regarding that key around your neck. Please, spare me. Nobody needs a key to get in a vagina which has a flashing neon sign that reads, "Open 24 Hours! Loose Slots!" That's not even clever, Lindsay. At least Paris Hilton's insinuates she reads books with her "Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here" sign.






















64 Comments:
Whatever. She is hot.
If there was a burning building, and inside were 10,000 Kelly Clarksons and 1 Lindsay Lohan, I would save Linz, my girl. (If only because I couldn't hall 1 Kelly without heavy machinery, and because her cooked blubber would feed Eskimos and Ethopians for eons.)
By Anonymous, on 2:49 PM
Whatever. She's not hot.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
it's as if the phrase "one hot mess" was invented for lindsay
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
whatever
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
She's "hot" in the way that radioactive things are called "hot".
By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
Folks: Don't know if this is your regular gig or a hobby but it is most times literally impossible to open the "comment" box and four straight days of Kelly Clarkson as your "headline story"?!? Come on folks - either take this seriously or sell the URL to perezhilton.com or whoever the heck you want but get off your collective arse and fix what's broken with this site!
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
This is a costume? Boy, she really worked on it this year.
By Smartie, on 3:04 PM
I would suck a nice hot cinammon flavored fart out of her red freckled ass, I would be damn fucking honored to do so, and all of you worthless nobs would as well. Admit it, or shut the fuck up.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
anon 3:02, blame Blogger.
We're working on rebuilding the site and getting rid of Blogger. It's expensive and time consuming. Bear with us, baby.
In the meantime, enjoy Lindsay's labia.
- Jenny
P.S. We rarely update on weekends.
By Jenny, on 3:07 PM
I've seen 100s of worse costumes on 100s of uglier girls throughout the weekend. She's hot, the costume isn't bad, and everyone in here would nail her...pending an STD exam.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
too bad about the updates. i think kelly gained another 5 lbs over the weekend, so those pics are out of date now.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
I wouldn't touch her with Jessica Simpson's dick. She's an overrated, freckled whore.
By Anonymous, on 3:09 PM
she's into drugs, anal, and costumes. what's not to love?
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
yeah she doesnt look too bad, if she passes the std exam shes ok by me
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
whore, freckled, stds, firecrotch, blah blah blah. exact same comments every time. show some originality, ya pervs.
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
This is hilarious! But I kind of like the her "wannabe cool" and controversial costume ...It's so bad that it works.
perhaps her vagina is not open 24 hours for the girls then. Think about it...
hey, Lindsay..wannabe cool still?
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
"Something tight on the crotch to accentuate the labia" With all the women now who shave clean, this should be required dress. I like the look, unless "she" is sporting a J'ville braut.
By Anonymous, on 3:28 PM
It's amazing how self-important all these worthless no talent whores think they are.
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
"what's not to love?" Actually, there's nothing to like or love about her. Fugly Ginger Kid with a good agent and no talent. No thanks.
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
well hey her boobs are lookin good
By Anonymous, on 3:53 PM
FLABBY UNTONED THUNDER THIGH-HAVERS SHOULDN'T WEAR TIGHTS.
SPANDEX IS A PRIVLEDGE - NOT A RIGHT!!
By miss jindi, on 4:52 PM
Who does she think she is dressing like that?....Sienna Miller?!
By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM
is that a costume? or one of her regular outfits?
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
this is about the fourth time i saw her flashing that stupid annoying outdated peace sign... fuck! i wanna kill her!
By dino, on 5:32 PM
I love that her panties and the crotch of the pantyhose are showing. Classy.
By CheeryBitch, on 5:42 PM
Ha ha ha, that was a funny post, Jenny! You're the best.
Still, I'd bang Lindsay like a drum. She's one hot little number.
By father jack, on 7:06 PM
Always say something nice at first:
Her tits look fucking awesome in that spandex! I don't care if they are fake or real or what they'd look like when set loose and 'au naturel'. Packaged like that they draw my eyes away from her hideous face and etc.
Pic #3 seems to show that one of her overstreched labia has gone wandering. Soon it will reach her knee.
By Anonymous, on 7:33 PM
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww.
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
Would someone help me out here and explain why this freckle faced talentless nothing with synthetic tits is supposed to be hot? I don't...I just DON't get it!
By Anonymous, on 8:26 PM
Who the fuck wears leg warmers and high heels?
By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM
man i'd totally bang her! she's looking smokin hot these days.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 PM
seriously, she's looked amazingly hot ever since she recovered from her thin-druggie days. go lindsay!
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
Jenny: You're a bad girl!
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
SLUTS did in the 80's, high heels and leg warmers just look at those 80's videos and movies
By Anonymous, on 10:33 PM
Did she dye her hair black for Halloween, or because of the firecrotch comments? Mhm. Maybe they were just starting to recognize her down at the crackhouse and she needed to knock them off the trail.
By Anonymous, on 10:50 PM
what a dumb cunt.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 PM
True story: I was sitting in front of this scientology center resting a bit. One of them came out, looked at me, smiled and said "Spanish services will start soon". I just gave her a look like she was crazy, "So, I don't speak Spanish". I'm not even latin. I just happen to have brown hair and dark eyes. Racist bitch.
I better get a blond wig and blue eye contacts ...
Oh, I took one of their little tours. They don't mention anything about all their insane beliefs. They try to lure you in with things that seem normal .. than bam .. before you know it you are praying to Tom Cruise ...
By Anonymous, on 4:38 AM
I wouldn't kick her out of my bed.
By Anonymous, on 5:05 AM
who ever decided that freckles were so bad? i think red hair and freckles can be adorable, just like any other complexion. i think it's hilarious how people use "freckled" like some insult. means nothing.
aside from that, looks like she's putting on a little meat... she looks fantastic. i'm loving the curves.
By Anonymous, on 6:33 AM
Look at it this way - at least she's clothed in these pictures.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 AM
I was in San Francisco recently and the Scientologists were giving free stress tests right there on the sidewalk. There were a lot of poor suckers lining up.
Hey. How did we start commenting on Scientology when it's a Lohan story. Sorry. Off-topic...
I hope Lohan is wearing crotch-less panties under that outfit. It would take so long to strip her out of those tights that you'd need a special treat once you're down to the panties.
By Anonymous, on 7:55 AM
Id fuck her and lick her smelly toes
By Anonymous, on 8:01 AM
you've got to be fucking kidding.
By Anonymous, on 8:38 AM
October 31, 2006 3:02 PM,
What's it costing you to visit this site and be endlessly entertained like the rest of us? Yeah, I thought so. I don't think this site is updated on weekends so sometimes it seems like headlines are up for "awhile." I love this site. ::::::APPLAUSE::::::::: If the same headline is up over the weekend, I dig through the archives.
By Anonymous, on 8:41 AM
she's so fucking hot! i'd hit her pooper all nite, then curl up in a ball and lick my own cock, that's how yummy she is!
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
once again... it looks like she took her face on a month long trip to the bahamas, and left the rest of her pale ass, freckled body at home.
and forgive me for being too young to remember much about the 80's, but did girls actually wear headbands as garters???
By megan, on 9:31 AM
What's with the headband around her thigh? I lived through the eighties, and a lot of people did a lot of stupid things, but most were able to put their headbands on their heads.
By Sally, on 10:02 AM
it means she'll give head if she gets head. do any of you ever go out?
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
"it means she'll give head if she gets head. do any of you ever go out?"
That's what it means???!!!!! Holy crap, that's like discovering plutonium!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
I think I'm going to start wearing a headband around my thigh and see if some hot chicks take me up on the offer.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
ummm...careful. i think that only has meaning in the gay community.
By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM
She looks like she's growing a mustache.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
maybe she just kissed eva longoria
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
I wish she would take those two fingers and shove them straight up my ass.
By Anonymous, on 2:00 PM
^ god help me, i can't stop laughing!
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
Hey look!!! It's LITTLE HO PEEP.
By jeditemple, on 4:35 PM
Hey look!!! It's LITTLE HO PEEP.
ROTFL! jeditemple!
By Anonymous, on 6:13 AM
Credit where credit is due, she looks great AND she hasn't 'tampered' with nature (yet) and messed up her looks. Aside from the coke addiction and all...
By Anonymous, on 6:15 AM
Her legs are fine, let's face it, if you have a decent rack then you have fuller thighs. Sienna Miller has really thin, perfect fashion model pins but the price for that is that she has no boobs to speak of.
Everyone is too used to artifical manmade women.
By Anonymous, on 6:37 AM
you think with all the cash she has she could go and buy a real costume instead of raiding the goodwill 80's section?? what a fool.
By Anonymous, on 7:06 AM
I admit, she looks better than she has been, I'd just wish she loose that stupid peace sign. Makes me want to take a knife and cut off those fingers
By Brandy, on 10:42 AM
yeah you're right about the peace sign brandy its getting lame.
By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM
Errr, you guys are kidding right?
I mean I have bought street whores for $20 that looked better and were easier to get, obviously.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 AM
What's little flap of skin hanging down the side of her leg? Tell me that's her maxi pad and not a distended, blown-out vulva flap.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 AM
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