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Lucy Clarkson Has a Message

Here's Lucy Clarkson flashing her ass at some event that I don't know may or may not have happened yesterday or three years ago. Lucy Clarkson is famous for being the model for the video game character Lara Croft since she was 16, and that's pretty much it. From these pictures, she either wants some person named Jodie Jordan to kiss her ass or she wants Jodie Marsh and Jordan (Katie Price) to kiss her ass. Either way, I'm sure her parents will be equally as proud.

48 Comments:

okaaay! I'd hit it.

By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
Geez, what it takes to get attention on the red carpet these days; when you're a nobody.

Wish my name was Jodie or Jordan. That is one beautiful ass.

By Anonymous, on 2:59 PM
Where do I go to accept that offer?

By Jodie jordan, on 3:22 PM
I've got a hankerin for a peach.

k.c.

By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
did she have her calves removed? they look like sticks.

By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
Kelly says that rump roast has her name on it.

By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
god, thats a sweet ass.

By Anonymous, on 3:35 PM
Not that I needed a reminder, but, this set of photos reminds me why I'm an assman. ;)

Nice ass for sure.

By joejoe, on 3:58 PM
ugly ass, not much roundness to it

By Anonymous, on 4:11 PM
her ass cheeks are kind of long

i agree she doesn't have much roundness to it at all.

By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
I don't care about her ass, I just think she's a moron.

By parissucksliterally, on 4:31 PM
Call me when Karima pulls a stunt like this. Now that's something i'd pay to see.

And my sources tell me it was 19/8/03 at the movie premiere for Tomb Raider 2, London.

By sam991, on 5:34 PM
wow, how proud do you think her parents are?

By Anonymous, on 7:05 PM
I wish my name was Jodie Jordan. I would not only kiss it, I'd tongue that crack. Then cup my hand and give her a nice crack on her ass. I'd like to know the guys name who is going balls deep in her. That would tell alot about her.

By Anonymous, on 7:19 PM
I, too, would lick that ass like there was no tomorrow.

--TZ

By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM
nice saggy ass

By Anonymous, on 9:02 PM
thats a grrreeaattt ass

By Anonymous, on 9:40 PM
She's lucky I wasn't around that day when she flashed her ass, I would've stabbed her, if you know what i mean.

By Onid, on 10:35 PM
so many haters. that's a hot ass. i'm jealous and you shouldn't be ashamed to admit it either.

By Anonymous, on 11:07 PM
What a pathetic attention whore. I admit that her ass is tight but it is loooong and for that I will dub her ass: MOM YOGA-BUTT. The tightness doesn't outweigh the length so she gets a thumbs down.

I can easily see her slipping off a pair of 90's circa Chic jeans at the end of the night. Can't you?

By Anonymous, on 11:47 PM
daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn this girl is fine!!!!

By Anonymous, on 1:17 AM
Those pictures are nearly 3 years old...

By Anonymous, on 3:12 AM
I am so jealous of her calves! She has a very good ass, too.

By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM
Hey, this girl is 5'11, which may explain why her ass is "long" to some.

By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM
why would anyone hot as she is feel the need to show of her ass with writings on it?.. pathetic.

By Anonymous, on 7:56 AM
Oh Lucy, you classy dame you!

By Cuckoo4CoCoPuffs, on 8:18 AM
this should be the test for gayness. if you can view these and not wanna hit that shit, YES, you are gay.

By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
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====She's a slut. No brains like all the others, just a flat ass ala Paris Hilton. Yay.

By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Anonymous said...
so many haters. that's a hot ass. i'm jealous and you shouldn't be ashamed to admit it either.

October 19, 2006 11:07 PM

i am so fucking tired of people crying "youre just jealous!!" everytime someone disagrees with them......that is NOT a hot ass, and i am incredibly NOT jealous. thats the kind of ass you want, good for you. but dont think i want it just beacause you do and im "ashamed" to admit it. who are you, the official ass expert?

By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
you're ashamed. and pro-ana. and very likely racist.

By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
11:02 has no ass

By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
11:02 has no ass

By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
11:02 is jealous

By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
11:02 is jealous

By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM
you have to admit, that's a pretty creative move for her to do when she got out of the limo and realized she hadn't wiped her ass properly

By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
I could care less what her parents would say, but I can assure you if she was on my arm, my t-shirt would say "your little princess is my little whore".

That is an ass that wars are fought over!

By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
The ass that launched a thousand Hummers.

By Anonymous, on 5:28 PM
thats all she has done and she is famous?? oh shit , she is the paris hilton of europe famous for being a useless slut

By Anonymous, on 12:17 AM
My name is Tom Cruise,
I want to fuck your redeye
Sign my confidentiality agreement,
Your silence I will buy.
I can't come out of the closet,
My career would be at risk.
I'm glad you're too fucking
scared of me to dish

(Refrain)

Katie wore a pillow
During her nine month pregnancy
Suri, adopted in Korea,
We had a vacancy.
Cruz was a beard,
Nicole worked for pay,
Mimi didn't have a clue
I am absolutely gay

Succumb to my desires
Michael, this is your new gig.
I've always wanted my.
Very own cock sucking bottom pig
I want to suck your cock, Michael
I want to fuck your ass
I want to swallow your hot spermies
I'll make you forget all about gash.

(Refrain)

Katie wore a pillow
During her nine month pregnancy.
Suri, adopted in Korea,
We had a vacancy.
Cruz was a beard,
Nicole worked for pay.
Mimi didn't have a clue
I was absolutely gay

By Tom Cruise, on 8:15 AM
I would love to kiss Lucy Clarksons ass.
At this point in my life though, I would kiss a porcupines ass just to feel something soft (albeit quilly) against my lips.

By Walrus Gumboot, on 12:23 PM
am so fucking tired of people crying "youre just jealous!!" everytime someone disagrees with them......that is NOT a hot ass, and i am incredibly NOT jealous. thats the kind of ass you want, good for you. but dont think i want it just beacause you do and im "ashamed" to admit it. who are you, the official ass expert?

By Anonymous, on October 20, 2006 11:02 AM

THANK YOU!it may be nice to you,but not everybody.we all have different views of beauty,and that isn't mine.i like full round asses that atleast potrude...that's what i was raised around that's the kind of ass i have.it's not a bad looking ass though.

By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
i would bit the sh*t out of her ass... then lick off all the marker marks on that juicy ass.....

By Anonymous, on 8:52 AM
white chicks have the best ass..yum yum yum no cottage cheese or anything.

By Anonymous, on 8:11 PM
"white chicks have the best ass..yum yum yum no cottage cheese or anything. "

are you fucking kidding me? white chicks have the most cottage cheese on their ass.

asian girls rarely do. check out "cellullite" on wikipedia.

By Anonymous, on 3:39 PM
Asians girls have no ass. I use Asian chicks ass as a surfboard.

By Anonymous, on 6:38 PM
October 24, 2006 3:39 PM

What does a chink know about hot girls. Even if you could find a hot Asian girl with round ass and big boobs your 2 inch penis couldn't do anything.

By Anonymous, on 7:16 PM
^ congrats on being the biggest idiot ever. who said i was a "chink"? nice try.. but what you said doesn't apply to me. and i wasn't talking about the size, i was talking about the smoothness. they have absolutely no cellulite whatsoever. i'd rather take that over some pasty, chunky cottage cheese ass.

and who wants to bet you're just a fat jealous white chick? get over it. most asian girls are hotter than you'll ever be.

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By Anonymous, on 2:35 AM