Vincent Gallo is a Wonderful Human Being
Brown Bunny director, Vincent Gallo, has been spending a lot of time lately with another quasi-celebrity, Cory Kennedy. Kennedy, a girl who's famous in L.A. for allegedly being the girlfriend of 30-something photographer, The Cobrasnake, has changed her last name to "Gallo" on her MySpace and devotes posts in her blog to the director. Gallo is 45, Kennedy is 16. Not sounding creepy at all, Gallo explains their relationship:With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna out there on the loose buying up all the stolen Negro babies in Africa, I felt it my social and humanitarian duty to take in any young, beautiful and sexy orphaned Jew teens running wild in Beverly Hills. Cory's a great kid, and I'm proud to be her daddy."
When he's not getting blowjobs on screen or selling his sperm on eBay for $1 million, Gallo apparently spends his time trying to have sex with 16 year olds. I'm not saying Gallo is a sick freak, but if he suddenly woke up in an elementary school, chances are he'd be in the closet, hanging by his belt with his pants around his ankles.
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well, at least he got the "young" part right. beautiful and sexy are from the imagination of the pedophile, though.
By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM
16 year olds are brilliant. FACT.
By Anonymous, on 9:05 AM
im fairly certain that mark the cobrasnake turned 18 earlier this year and celebrated on his website with photos by thecobrasnake, an hour of free svedka, live dj sets from steve aoki, and plenty of all-over print hoodied teens in attendance.
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
The man now my idle. That Madonna quote was brilliant.
Too bad the 16 year old isn't a little hotter, though.
By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM
so umm, why isn't he in jail?
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
Oh how nice. That's not disturbing at all. Where are her parents? They obviously don't give a shit about her.
Oh, and LOVE the Guns N Roses t-shirt. Considering she was a toddler/not even alive when they were popular.
By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM
It looks like Vincent Gallo has the same problem President Clinton did - a fetish for unattractive young women. God Bless you, Mr. Gallo, and may you make a speedy recovery.
By Anonymous, on 9:30 AM
That first paragraph is unnecessarily confusing in the way it was written, perhaps English Writing 101 would help.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
^ There should have been a period after "written" in your comment. That should have been two sentences.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
^ A semicolon also would have been appropriate.
By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM
^^ Perhaps you getting laid would help.
By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM
This fugly bitch needs a brush, a shower and some parents.
By Anonymous, on 9:37 AM
This little twat needs some ProActiv cream. God damn, if you're going to go scouting for minor league talent, make sure she's at least worth the jail-time.
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
In her defence, no one looks good when they're 16 and hammered. They shouldn't have to.
I hate to get all 'holier than thou' but she's a fucking minor. Have some respect for the girl.
By sam991, on 9:42 AM
stupid spoiled rich kids. is she on heroin 24/7 or something? and why is she relevant?
By Anonymous, on 9:42 AM
what's her myspace?
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
lol @ the Paris Hilton VIP pass.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
The girl is not pretty anyways, she can rot with him.
By dm, on 9:45 AM
what's her myspace?
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
she lives with that cobrasnake guy, not her parents. i still don't know how he hasn't gotten arrested for fucking her.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
^Apparently a lot of pedophiles come to this blog.
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
"With the psychotic, middle-aged Madonna"
hypocrite.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
Fucking retarded L.A. scenesters. They all think they're original and edgy and they're all just poseurs.
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
she needs to fix that stupid jew nose
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
I'm so glad I smacked the shit out of this cunt back in 1992 at GREENDOORNYC.
He's a miserable excuse of a Human Being. Aside from being terrified by anything remotely female and being ethically bankrupt, he just doesn't rate at all
By Richard Bacchus, on 9:50 AM
oh wow. are those pictures from her myspace?! she looks like she's rolling in most of em. rolling = on ecstasy.
that is so fucked up.
By CourtneyJade, on 9:56 AM
and heres her myspace
http://www.myspace.com/cklckl
By CourtneyJade, on 9:59 AM
Give me a 9 mm, 2 bullets and about 30 seconds alone with these 2 scumbags. I'll instantly make the world a better place.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
She's not that bad and I bet she will be quite something when she grows up. That's the key though, let her grow up and stop ruining that pussy you old fucking pervert.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
She looks like a washed-up homeless crack slut. Come on Vince, you can do better.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
who cares about this racist child molesting wop.
By prettyboy, on 10:40 AM
I don't see any posts on her blog at all, let alone any devoted to Gallo.
By megan, on 10:47 AM
She is a kid. Why are they not arresting her and all those that provide her alcohal. This is crazy. Its the exact reason Hollywood is evil. This is just normal there. Here you don't touch a teen girl out of fear that a Daddy with a sawed off shotgun will come pay you a visit.
By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM
LA is so boring and predictable. not only inhabited by hollyweird pedaphiles but they have to be hip and trendy and photographed 24/7 on blogs and myspace.
LA sucks.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
if she were beautiful i'd care but since she's ugly who cares what happens to her
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Any man who wants to date teenagers (even if 16 is of age in CA, which I don't know) is seriously f-ed in the head. I'm sorry to say that includes Anthony Kiedis - he's also been known to go with girls this young. It's creepy.
And any 16 year old who wants to screw a 45 year old needs major therapy. Ugh!
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
And so where are the police? Not to mention her fucking asshole parents????
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
her dad gave her up willingly, he said she was past her prime anyway. her mom said "that vincent seems like a nice boy" and took another Xanax.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
I live in Canada where, sadly, the age of consent is 14. At ages 14 and 15 the minor's parents can press charges, but at 16 it is 100% legal. (I loves my country, but the age of consent law is fucked.)
All legalities aside, what I'm left to wonder when I hear of anyone 25 or older messing with TEENAGERS is 'how the fuck do you relate?' to a teenager at the age of 25-40 or whatever.
I'm 28, and can't relate to most 21 year olds, let alone anyone younger than that.
Nevermind, I just realized Vincent Gallo is like any other insecure, self-centered 45 year old child predator who is intimidated by people his own age, and thus preys on impressionable, eager-to-please youngsters.
He's a sick fuck alright.
By joejoe, on 11:42 AM
I'm with JoeJoe!!! Go with Christ, bra!!
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
11:00 AM, yeah, 16 year olds drinking and pedophiles only exist in LA.
Please wake the fuck up.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
"Fucking retarded L.A. scenesters. They all think they're original and edgy and they're all just poseurs."
oh god I FUCKING KNOW.
i'm so tired of these people, SO TIRED.
every girl i know is like this and every older guy reeks of the stench of creepy trendy perv like this guy does as well (me being 17 and female i know).
more people need to understand how truly retarded and pathetic these people are. sadly everyone tries to emulate them.
i need to move.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
so...you got pics?
By Anonymous, on 12:21 PM
12:21 you mind reading motherfucker!!
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By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
im sorry bu who the fuck does this guy think hes calling a negro
By Anonymous, on 12:54 PM
Amen to that, 11:42/JoeJoe. Really, what on EARTH would make a 40+ (or 20+, for that matter) want to be around a teenager? Ugh!
Oh, gotta love Gallo's "Negro" comments too. Did you guys know he was a delegate at the 2004 Republican National Convention?
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
http://corykennedy.blogspot.com/
By buttland, on 1:13 PM
I love how all this shit can happen while being documented and still nobody does a damn thing about it.
By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM
I bet Papa Joe Simpson would like some of that action.
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
I am so upset. really...my hero is dead.
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
Who the fuck dubbed this Cobra guy a "photographer"?
12-year old girls take better pictures with their webcams.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
Gallo has always been an azz and he says these things for shock value.this is all hes got to get attention because hes talentless.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
Where the hell are Mr. & Mrs. Kennedy while their 16 year old daughter is getting trashed at the Paris Hiton record release party with a 45 year old burnout?
What decent parent would allow their child to listen to Paris' album anyway??
By Anonymous, on 3:56 PM
age of consent varies from state to state in the US here's an interesting site that not only states ages of consent but also several circumstances involved
http://www.actwin.com/eatonohio/gay/consent.htm
By Brandy, on 3:56 PM
"I'm proud to be her daddy."
Wow. No, it's not filth, it's gotta be like.. umm.. art?
"I felt it my social and humanitarian duty..."
Cool, you weirdo, next time I'll do something that's twisted and immoral, I'll just quote you to defend myself.
By Melpomene, on 3:57 PM
Why are Vincent Gallo and CobraSnake messing around with a 16 year old girl?? Don't they know that girls that young can't keep secrets!?
By Evil Carlos, on 4:22 PM
why exactly is this little tart *famous*? she's like a low-budget paris hilton as far as i can tell.
By Anonymous, on 4:46 PM
She's a model.
Yes. A model.
By Melpomene, on 4:52 PM
She's a child.
A fucked up, unhealthy, mentally unstable, illegal substance abusing CHILD.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 PM
Does Los Angeles have CPS?? What the fuck? I hate L.A. so much. I hope it drowns in its ignorance and bullshit soon.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
Cool, you weirdo, next time I'll do something that's twisted and immoral, I'll just quote you to defend myself.
lolz.
By Anonymous, on 5:04 PM
why isn't she in trouble... every picture is of her with alcohol in her hand... and she's 16!!! WTF
By GirlSassy, on 6:13 PM
vincent gallo needs to be adored, only a drunken 16 year old who wants desperately to be famous and is getting there through association, can adore his stupid ass.
By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
Nobody is bringing up the fact that, when he offered to sell his sperm, one guideline was only blonde-haired, blue-eyed women would be allowed to apply. Also, he offered "free service," to any woman who could prove she was in some way directly descended from a WW2 era German soldier. Now, keep that in mind when you re-read that little "negro," comment. I'm not saying Vincent Gallo is a rascist, but he's one deranged fuck, and I think this is just the tip of the iceberg.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 PM
^ That makes me like him. Don't do that. But if I'm gonna have a baby girl I want a hot blonde with green or blue eyes. They have the easiest lives because they're usually better looking than other people. Especially Ginger Kids and Fug Asians.
By Anonymous, on 11:47 PM
I think it's funny when people cry "rascist" but can't even spell "racist." Silly negro.
By Anonymous, on 11:49 PM
I don't know what sounds more desperate and nasty at the same time. Vincent Gallo is one ugly MF, only a 16 year old would think it would be like so "cool" to hang out with this heroin-y freak who must think hanging out with someone like her would be an artistic statement of pedophilic proportions!
By Anonymous, on 12:23 AM
Yeah, I have a hard time feeling sorry for her since she's so fucking ugly and full of herself. Ugly people like her think they're hot because they're popular and have money. You're just another useless fug, L.A. scene-skank.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 AM
Where are all of the stupid, untalented emo fucktards to defend this willbedeadby30 waste of space?
They must be out cutting themselves and adding new pics to their MySpaces.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 AM
Cory,
Having parents who threw you away like yesterday's garbage, dulling that pain with liquor and drugs while allowing so many douchebags to exploit you doesn't make you cool. It makes you another messed up kid who needs people who care enough about you to fix your fucked up life - "people" meaning not anyone you think is a "friend" right now.
By Anonymous, on 12:44 AM
Why wasn't she aborted?
By Anonymous, on 12:52 AM
I realize she's only 16 but goddamn that girl is hard to look at. It's like looking at an AIDS patient on his last day alive.
By yuck, on 1:05 AM
lol you guys are all crazy.
no matter how much you post your opinions or rant and rave,
he's still going to do what it is he does just to get this very reaction from people like you.
just take this for what it is: a damn crazy ass mofo doing what damn crazy ass mofos do to get attention.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 AM
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20061025/cory%20kennedy/gallo3.html
And to think I used to love Parker Posey. Talented actresses should never sink this low.
By Anonymous, on 1:17 AM
It must be really hard to grab such uninspired, typical nightclubbing photos of pseudo celebrities in L.A. The Cobrasnake is really talented. And the name "Cobrasnake" - how creative.
I'm in awe.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............
By the poodledoggy, on 1:24 AM
From her MySpace -
"Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery"
Female
72 years old
SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA
United States"
She used what is one of the most unoriginal quotes ever. The only way it could get worse is if she used "Don't hate, appreciate."
By ugly asian tranny, on 1:38 AM
Ok, the fucked up thing here is that most of you people are pervs and commenting on her looks - that pretty much says you are just jealous he is hitting this and you cannot get grandma down at the Stop-N-Shop to give you a dentures out blow job.
This is a little girl, you can see it in her eyes and somebody should be doing something to protect her from being taken advantage of by these twisted fucks.
Oh yeah, looking to make some money for the "city" by handing out fines' follow this chick around and hand out the underage drinking fines to all the clubs/bars she goes into!
By Anonymous, on 6:33 AM
vincent gallo is a pompous art-house douchebag who makes overwrought films and music and will always do/say something "outrageous" or ironic just for the sake of doing so. he's an insecure, egomaniacal clown. his depravity and "genius" are wholly contrived. what a bore.
By Anonymous, on 9:03 AM
This guy can bang 200 16 year olds and "Brown Bunny" will still be his biggest crime against humanity.
By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM
Gallo's films suck ass, if he had an ounce of real talent, maybe someone would care. So what if some ditzy teenaged whore wants some older stuff? She'll be dead or in & out of rehab ten times over by the time she's 25.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
Who the fuck is gallo?? and who are those drug addicts sluts near him they look used and abused , their parents must be at home commiting suicide by now ,, oh my daughter is a whore no no nooo blam blam
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Vincent Gallo is a actor director
Buffilo 66, Brown Bunny he also fucked Paris Hilton.
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
for the record the cobrasnake is only 19.
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
who hasen't fuck paris hilton? oh yeah guys with good taste have not fucked paris hilton
By Anonymous, on 11:40 PM
You can go ahead and judge Gallo's films. If you made films they would probably suck. Nobody cares about you. You should have been aborted.
By Alexander Laurence, on 3:06 AM
she looks like criss angel, but dirtier
By Anonymous, on 3:13 PM
my good they look like there 10 minutes short of overdosing!
By Anonymous, on 6:02 PM
I wish Vincent Gallo would just go away! Roger Ebert already told him he was basically worthless, but he just won't stop.
He's a guy who just loves attention. I though that at least I would like to wath The brown bunny because it has a real sex act in it, but it was just a pretentious movie about staring at Gallo staring at things and people. He sucks.
By Vichus Smith, on 11:15 AM
3:06... go away Vince. Nobody likes you, and everyone thinks you're creepy. Shouldn't you be molesting your underage girlfriend right now, rather than whining on a blog?
By Anonymous, on 7:57 PM
1:07, I don't think you get it -- if he were in a Red state, he'd be publicly worshiping the Democratic party. To freaks like this, their bigotry is just part and parcel of what they are, not a political statement.
He'll side with whatever is disliked where he is, and be as outrageous as possible, because it gets him attention. Same with fucking teenagers.
By Anonymous, on 8:12 PM
If the Humbert Humbert/racist/exhibitionist/Paris-screwing thing wasn't enough to make me hate him, the fact that he forces me to defend Mad Madge is the icing on the cake.
By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM
She's just a kid. Name dropping, lazy writing, an inability with abstract thought - she's just like every other 16 year old out there. And Mark Cobrasnake is 19 (def not 30s... so, consider the context).
Vincent Gallo is her 40 year old mistake (come on, we *all* know someone who has had one!). Let her make it. It's some sort of Electra-complex thing, probably owing to her absentee parents. Then she'll realize that he's more fucked up and immature than her and she'll move on, hopefully with no more damage than a case of herpes.
He's just an immature degenerate, who is completely unable to relate to real adults, and he's probably looking for a young muse to give him notoriety. It's really fucking pathetic. He claims there's no sexual relationship, but he's just protecting his ass because it's probably illegal in california - I can't imagine that he sticks around for the engaging discussion.
PS Where the fuck are her parents? Probably buried in the backyard while she lives off their wealth, is my guess.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 AM
She's just a kid. Name dropping, lazy writing, an inability with abstract thought - she's just like every other 16 year old out there. And Mark Cobrasnake is 19 (def not 30s... so, consider the context).
Vincent Gallo is her 40 year old mistake (come on, we *all* know someone who has had one!). Let her make it. It's some sort of Electra-complex thing, probably owing to her absentee parents. Then she'll realize that he's more fucked up and immature than her and she'll move on, hopefully with no more damage than a case of herpes.
He's just an immature degenerate, who is completely unable to relate to real adults, and he's probably looking for a young muse to give him notoriety. It's really fucking pathetic. He claims there's no sexual relationship, but he's just protecting his ass because it's probably illegal in california - I can't imagine that he sticks around for the engaging discussion.
PS Where the fuck are her parents? Probably buried in the backyard while she lives off their wealth, is my guess.
By Anonymous, on 7:28 AM
"Cobrasnake guy" just turned 21.. I went to high school with him. As far as that girl she looks like an aborted fetus with a tendency for name dropping and making up stories. Yeah, she went to the Paris Hilton party but most people didn't know who she was and she stayed to herself/her dumbass looking friends.
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
I am overwhelmed and inspired and hope that it helps bring attention to how much more the world needs to do to help the children of Beverly Hills and Malawi.
By nicole.richie's_colon, on 5:25 PM
Gawker.com calls her “a malnourished teenager who dresses like she raided her retarded grandma’s basement and does nothing with her wasted life but pose for pictures on a Web site and hang out and live off her parents while waiting to get famous for some as-yet-unrevealed talent.”
By Anonymous, on 8:12 AM
for the record, Mark "The Cobrasnake" Hunter is not 30-something nor 18 yrs old. Just because he had those "18" shaped candle stuck on his cake for his previous birthday doesn't mean that he literally turned 18.
Do some quick research online and you can find a disturbing New York Times article about Mark & Cory IN NO TIME. Gallo isn't the first.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 PM
If all of you are worried why don't any of you call Children's Service's.
I'm a fan of Vince but this whole Cory and him thing makes me wanna puke.
By Neece, on 8:39 PM
if you ppl are worried about call Children's Service's or whatever looks after children in the USA.
I'm a Vince fan but this whole Cory thing makes me sick.
By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM
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