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What the Hell is Nicky Hilton Doing?

Nicky Hilton was in Miami on Friday for an Ocean Drive magazine photo shoot to promote her shitty new hotel, Nicky O. We're not clear how these pictures are supposed to make me want to stay at this hotel. Maybe continental penis pumps and testicular botox. Man, why didn't I think of that!

These are VERY NSFW:

72 Comments:

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!

By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
The shoulder blades on that blonde model are gross.

By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
the rooms must have short couches with disproportionately large pillows

By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
the blonde girl seems to be checking to see if her ass is still there. answer: no

By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
Too bad guys who look like that are almost always gay. :(

By girl, on 10:33 AM
Is it just me or does that guy need a nut tuck?

By What ho!, on 10:35 AM
the tatoo says "to deflate ass, finger the crack"

By Anonymous, on 10:35 AM
What... the... fuck?

That has to be the worst advertising campaign ever.

By sam991, on 10:36 AM
the text to go with the picture will be "Look What Was Wiping Itself on Your Linens!"

By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
What the fuck!!?

Bitch, stop trying to be an entrepreneur. Do what big sister does: just keep living off your family, being drunk, and occasionally flash your twat to scumbags on the internet like myself.

fucking women...they're so cute when they try to play business, aren't they?

By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
10:28 am: "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot" just about made me spew water all over my keyboard. HA HA HA

Nicky has some 'splainin to do.

By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
tiny penis, but some really big hanging balls.

By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
10:40, you are an inspiration!

Nicky O's Hotel Slogans:

"The sheets are brand new every day, we burn the used ones!"

"Nicky O's! Don't swallow the pool water!"

"Nicky O's, Where Anything Goes! Because the Hiltons have REALLY gone downhill lately!"

"Get your unlimited free room service! Just dial "9" for the front desk and ask for Paris!"

By Vigilante, on 11:01 AM
"Have a Ball at Nicky O's"

By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
Whoa. Cock on IDLYITW. What is the world coming to?

By CK1, on 11:14 AM
Yeah, but it's pooper rooter cock. Look at it! It's not even remotely interested.

Or maybe the poor thing fainted because it's seen Nicky's face...

By Vigilante, on 11:22 AM
K-Fed should open a hotel like this: "Kev O"

Or, for that matter, how about: "P-Diddy O", "JLo O", "Eminem O", "Johnny (Depp) O", or "Cheeri O".

"Nicky O". What a dumb name. Unless the O stands for orgy.

By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
That guy is pretty hot. But I don't like flacid peni. They scare me. He needs to get an erection, and skinny bitch needs to eat. She should eat his semen so he can get erect. Score.

By Anonymous, on 11:28 AM
So thats what Nicky has been up too.... I but she is loving be surrounded by naked bodies..and her being the boss of it. I wouldn't mind trading positions with her. haha

By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
Saggy balls and flat asses.

By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
nicky's over budget, so she could only afford balls, she got everything else half-off

By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
if i were gay, and loved teabagging, and was afraid that anal would hurt, i'd marry that guy

By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
he's definitely leaning up against a glory hole

By Anonymous, on 12:16 PM
wow, balls hangin much? G-R-O-S-S..i dunno whats worse..hangy or squashed on his leg..GROSS..balls are nasty, and I am glad that I am not a male person and do NOT have those things!! It is like the extra elbow skin that was left over was decidedly made into a ball sack...ewe. Feel your elbows people, then feel your balls (if you got um)..same shit. weirdness. TGIAW (thank god I am a woman) No wrinkly, hangy, gross sacks on me anywhere!

By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
The guy must wear boxers, not briefs. Without the support, everything sags. Kind of like tits with no bra.

By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM
I don't care, her hotel is making us alot of money. My boyfriend is doing the 3D renderings for the interiors (which will be exclusively furnished in FENDI) so she can come to Miami and open up as many hotels as she wants!

By Exangel, on 12:40 PM
chill out sweetie. his nuts are a miniature model of your breasts at age 50. just be patient, your hangy gross sacks are on the way...

By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
"my balls are as smooth as eggs!"

By Dave Chapelle, on 12:45 PM
Oh. My. God. that ball sack is just... too... Hell, there are no words. And squished on the thigh? Hilarious in a freak show sort of way.
That blonde has ape arms. I tried to hide my butt crack the way she is, and I can't reach that far. Oh, wait, it's because I actually have an ass.

By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
a small penis with big balls and long saggy sack. what an odd combo. i bet he pisses on his nuts.

and that white chick has no ass.

By prettyboy, on 12:56 PM
I have to say, I love balls. I am just a nut sack lovin' bitch. These pics turn me on.

By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
"Come Stay at Nicky O. The more you see, the more we Blow."

By jeditemple, on 1:06 PM
What does NSFW mean?

By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
I love big balls on a man. It's sexy. It's a sign of virility. Big balls tell a woman "I'm all man and I'll give you babies." Also, My husband's dick looks like that guy's when it's flaccid and grows to just about (thick) 8 inches when it's hard.

Don't judge a dick in its flaccid state. A lot of men out there are "growers not showers".

By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
And such nice blue skies too!

By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM
NSFW = Not Safe For Work

By google is your friend, on 1:33 PM
Yeah, I can see a lot of straight guys are gonna wanna stay at this place.

By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
If the guy on the right is available for "room service" I wanna book a reservation

By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
If you're a guy why would you want small balls? That's like a chick wanting tiny tits and a long clit. It doesn't make sense to me.

By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
Can we please get a pic of a hot bitch without a tramp stamp over her ass? A tat of "Insert Dick Here" would be nice.
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By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
That blonde chick has no ass and she looks like skeletor. Not hot.

By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
I love lower back tats, but only when they're original. That blonde chick with no ass has the same shit thousands of other chicks do. Guarantee she picked that off the wall at a tattoo shop.

By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
Yeah, you can tell that dude is a fag. If he were a real man, he'd at least have a "semi" going. Especially with the big-tittied blonde facing him.

That ballsack will be hanging down by his knees in a few years. He needs to quit tucking it under when he's with his boyfriend.

By jeditemple, on 2:06 PM
gayest. gays. ever.

By Anonymous, on 2:12 PM
Wow, I would take pictures if my penis was that small.

By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Nicky's like Cleopatra surrounded by her eunachs. There's something very sexy about that.

By Anonymous, on 2:26 PM
Just another day at the office for the Hilton gang!

By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
that's how they look right after you do the "extreme fruit bowl" pose

By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
eunuch

By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
I think instead of complaining about the naked man we should be thinking about what really counts. That Nikki Hilton wasn't one of the naked people in these pictures. I've already seen one Hilton naked and it was more than enough.

By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
I love that the naked woman is trying to cover her crack when she sees the papparazzi camera. She's fucking naked for some ad campaign, and now she's modest?

WTF sort of an ad campaign is this?

And if you have to have naked, please try to get attractive naked people.

What a publicity hungry slag.

By Smartie, on 4:14 PM
that guy must be a grower not a shower.

By Anonymous, on 4:57 PM
Ok, so it's going to be a godawful ad campaign and the hotel is going to be worse than the Ritz (have you seen their carpets? Eugh.) but at least she's trying to do something creative. Unlike her only slightly less talented sister.

By sam991, on 5:27 PM
Who is that blonde? She has a banging body. And "forget you" to all those "flat ass" comments.

By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
she does so have a flat ass...but who cares, looks like Nicky is giving mr. steriods a blow job. and the whole penis pumps and testicular botox is all very miami let me tell you!

By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
I'm amused that in all the pictures the models have a blank, cow-like facial expression or a barely suppressed horror at being in their situation. Poor bastards.

By Anonymous, on 6:56 PM
That blonde chick looks like the woman in the Sugar Ray video that played about 6 yrs.

By Anonymous, on 7:07 PM
This guy is hot - I would f*ck him and lick his balls. :)

I like the tattoo on that lady's back..

By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
The blond does have a nice bod, but the rump tat is a definate deduct. It does though make a nice target to "shoot" at.

By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
Steroids aren't hot. They turn men into psycho animals and women into men.

By Anonymous, on 3:10 AM
love that the naked woman is trying to cover her crack when she sees the papparazzi camera. She's fucking naked for some ad campaign, and now she's modest?

I was thinking the same thing, she's covering her nipple too.

Seriously what kind of ad is this?

By Anonymous, on 6:38 AM
we need more pictures of the hot blonde without the gay guys standing next to her :)

By Anonymous, on 6:39 AM
to the chick that finds balls gross, sweety enjoy your firm chest sacks while you can because in a few years those things will look just as nasty to me as balls look to you!

By Anonymous, on 7:11 AM
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=====This is so gay. Yuck.

By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
Wow, who knew sucking cock and taking it up the ass were good workouts?

By Anonymous, on 5:30 PM
love the second pic where the guy is about to scratch his low-hangers. heh heh heh.

By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM
hehehe that guys dick is smaller than his finger

By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
lol!!!! That guy's hung.

By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
the dude is gay he has a hot blonde next to him and his little dick is limp ha ha ha ha , so the hotel is for gays or for sluts nikki lost her mind

By Anonymous, on 12:26 AM
cover those saggy things up yikes

By Anonymous, on 8:20 PM
flaccid or not... that guy has a small penis.. haha

By Anonymous, on 8:47 AM
Small penises need lovin too...he better be a good carpet muncher...Personally guys love when I play with their balls so I am a ball fan

By Anonymous, on 7:44 AM