Britney is Finally Dumping K-Fed
In what alcoholics commonly refer to as "a moment of clarity," Britney Spears filed for divorce from Kevin Federline. TMZ reports:Spears filed legal papers today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.
As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees."
I'd love to congratulate her, but she opted against birth control with this douche, so he'll forever be "famous" and she'll forever be gross and dumb. It's like congratulating someone for finally getting rid of their gonorrhea after two years. Yeah, you got rid of it, but you still caught it in the first place, you nasty ass.
Update: TMZ has the petition for divorce documents here.
Note: Yes, that first line was an homage to Pulp Fiction, so shut it.
103 Comments:
OMG!! YES!! FINALLY!
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
i'm not sure there's enough oil in the world for this. you're mine, kfed, all mine. uuunnnnnnngghhhh YEEEEAAAAAHHH!
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
Oh boy. This is going to be much more entertaining to watch than anything either has done in their professional careers.
By CMY, on 1:36 PM
How fast do you think he'll disappear?????
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
That's the best news I've heard this year.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
Anonymous said...
How fast do you think he'll disappear?????
November 07, 2006 1:38 PM
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He is already gone!
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
Hooray for Clarity!
Hooray for Pulp Ficton!
Hooray for...who were we talking about again?
Damn weed.
By Vigilante, on 1:41 PM
i give him a conservative 7 hours to show up in photos with some porn star(s) and/or stripper(s) on his arm.
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
How long until the KFed dirt is gone from her? How many douches does it take??
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
I gotta say, I'm kinda bummed. I was more interested in her married to Kfed than I ever was when she was singing.
Thanks for the kids, later.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
Feder-who?
By Natalee, on 1:44 PM
10 bucks says she was going to do this for awhile and waited for his "album" to come out hoping to not pay much in alimony to the douche bag...somewhere Shar Jackson is probably laughing her ass off, then in her moment of clarity realizes there goes the gravy train and starts crying...
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
THERE IS A GOD.
( Well, no actually, as if there was, Britney would have been drowned at birth perhaps...)
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
THERE IS A GOD.
( Well, no actually, as if there was, Britney would have been drowned at birth perhaps...)
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
Oooh, hot damn! She's got Laura Wasser for a divorce lawyer. This is going to be nasty!
By Vigilante, on 1:46 PM
But how could she do this? Right in the middle of his meteoric rise to rap superstardom.
Man, some women are just bitches I guess.
By Chez, on 1:46 PM
I think we all saw this one coming.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
he will proabably start dating courtney love after his divorce from Britney.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
In this morning's local newspaper, K-Fed, refering to his music career, was quoted from Toronto as saying, "I'm not in it for the money. I'm in it for the love of music. Money is great, but already have money so why would I do this? There's no point. You could make money doing a whole bunch of other things."
Well, that was yesterday...
Ha ha.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
I think we all saw this coming.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
"My Ferrari cost more than your little S-Class
Look man, I'm in a whole 'nother tax bracket
It don't matter what you blow
Boy, you can't match it
40 grand'll take the whole crew to Miami
Then we pop Crys off like we won Grammys
I take care of my own, that's my family
Magazine's talk 'cause they don't understand me"
I'm with Anon 1:44.. the timing on this was impeccable.
By CMY, on 1:49 PM
That was the best sperm she could get for her money? Bwahahahaha!
She was so desperate to jump on the hollywood mommy bandwagon that she picked any nasty ass she could find who would agree to the contract. Haha! "I'll promise to fund your rap cd if you give me two babies."
Her momma always said she should look up to Reese Witherspoon and damn, did she catch up to that bitch quick!
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
I think it's kind of sad. A family is going to be broken up.
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
I gotta say, I'm kinda bummed. I was more interested in her married to Kfed than I ever was when she was singing.
completely true. he's got no leverage so it won't be a nasty divorce. his "career" is already flopping, hers will too after an attempted comeback. she'll do some TV cameos after that, he'll be a trivia item. the entertaining part just ended.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
How fast they fall. We need pics of twitney 4 years ago in leather, compared to her bag lady look currently. As far as Kfed, he was, and always be a parasite, no matter who he is with.
By Anonymous, on 1:53 PM
No, no. K-Fed has leverage. It's called "sex tape".
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
UNLIKE reese, Girlfriend has a prenup.
Thank god. It would suck to watch him star on cribs or something.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
OH MAN I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NUDE PHOTOS AND SEX TAPES TO START HITTING THE NET! You know K-fed has to have them stashed away so he can make the BIG BUXXX from them that he isn't making with his albums.
SCORE!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
Oooh! The suspense of the nasty divorce is killing me! I hope it will last!
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
I love how she filed the papers when he was out of town. Oh, she's cold. But I don't blame her.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
Yeah, Anon 1:56, a prenup she refused to have up until the last minute. She needs to thank whoever forced her to sign that shit.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
^1:58...
And thus will begin K-Fed's career as a porn star...
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
no way re: the sex tapes. that would take planning, there's no way kfed is that smart. he's going to come back home, look around for them, and be completely bewildered that they disappeared. i'm sure britney's shark of a lawyer got things all cleaned up before papers were filed, while kfed was out of town.
By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM
I remember she kept telling everyone she was refusing to make Kevin sign a prenup. She wasn't the smart one. It was her publicist, manager, lawyer and mommy who made her do that shit. Britney's too stupid to make those decisions for herself obviously.
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
Sell the sex tape, Kevin!!!11!
DO IT!
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
"Oooh! The suspense of the nasty divorce is killing me! I hope it will last!"
- November 07, 2006 1:59 PM
Loving the Willy Wonka reference.
Smooches.
By Jenny, on 2:07 PM
That is the best Shitney picture EVER!!
This is going to be a fun one to watch. Bunch of retards who only care about themselves. I do feel sorry for all the assorted offspring.
How long before Britney finds her second (or would it be third) "soulmate."
By Anonymous, on 2:10 PM
"Don't hate 'cause I'm a superstar
And I married a superstar
Never come between us
No matter who you are"
-Kevin Federline
Ok Kevvie you silly goose!
It looks like the only one who came between you and Brit was your own stupid ass.
Enjoy the rest of your life in the trailer park, shitwit!
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
I can hear Shar laughing all the way over here in Dallas
By Anonymous, on 2:14 PM
Raise yo hands up for spousal support! Oh, yeah, oh yeah!
I'm glad that ugly ho finally divorced me. Now I'm going back to chocolate. The semi-famous kind.
Dolla billz, y'all! Holla at ya boy!!
By kevin federline, on 2:16 PM
Justin must be wiping his forehead in relief, that he didn't end up with this mess of a woman.
By Anonymous, on 2:17 PM
I don't care WHO made dumbass sign the prenup...I'm just glad she did. I envision the conversation going:
For real y'all we are IN LOVE. See cuz like I had a really hot wedding mini dress and he wore a sweat suit that said pimp. I think pimp is like spanish for hot back up dancer who will love me forever.
Enter mama lynn: Britney. Shut up. and sign the goddamn papers. Can someone get me a beer and another chicken finger?
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
She is just doing this for publicity if not I can already see Kevin making out with Paris Hilton. I can see Miss Herpes already getting excited for another picture opt making out with Kevin, I am pretty sure she went after Reese's soon to be ex but he was probably smart not to even look her way.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
She should let Angelina and Brad adopt her baby wiggers.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
If there really is a sextape I seriously don't wanna see it. (K)Fed-EX naked? No thank you.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
F-Fed = gonorrhea
priceless
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
Re: sex tape
After failing to sue US Weekly, Britney probably made Kevin destroy the tape(s). But, I could be wrong and I would look forward to watching Britney play the skin flute.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
Lohan and K-Fed would make a nice couple. Maybe K-fed could knock her up, too!
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
C'mon, Kevin, SELL THE TAPE!
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
He can always sell sperm!
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
Jesus Murphy, 2:37! Don't give him any ideas!
By Vigilante, on 2:41 PM
Anonymous said...
If there really is a sextape I seriously don't wanna see it. (K)Fed-EX naked? No thank you.
November 07, 2006 2:29 PM
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I can tune out KFed! I would love to see Britney getting nailed!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
So where can we start a pool of when the sex tape gets released???
I hope within the week! Maybe he will release it right away out of anger!!!
By Anonymous, on 2:42 PM
They probably taped their wedding night.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
I heard Britney's on her period during the sex tape and you it's obvious.
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
She'll look as ugly as she did on that "Chaotic" show and her saggy, flabby tits and cellulite thighs and ass will be jiggling all over the place. That tape sounds really hot.
*PUKES*
By Anonymous, on 2:48 PM
Remember years ago how she claimed she was saving her virginity for marriage and all that crap?
Now, it's come to this. The sex tape will be all over the internet before New Years.
By Anonymous, on 2:53 PM
***The sex tape will be all over the internet before New Years*****
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Let's hope that's true!
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
She's playing hardball. Asking the judge to make K-Fed pay for his own attorney is awesome. He'll be stuck with someone like Lionel Hutz. It will be a blood bath.
By Anonymous, on 3:01 PM
She's already too far gone to bring sexy back.
By justin timberlake, on 3:02 PM
How much would you pay to see the sex tape?
By Anonymous, on 3:03 PM
I won't pay anything. It'll be on the Net for free.
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
Even though so many people here say that they don't want to see the sex tape, it will be like a traffic accident.....you won't be able to help yourself! You'll just have to look!
Then excuse yourself and go rub one out!
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
I wonder if she uses the puss from her acne and sweat from her fat rolls for lube. So hot. Can't wait for the tape.
By Anonymous, on 3:08 PM
If Britney was smart (yeah right) she would have waited to be sure that the tape was totally destroyed before she filed for divorce!
But since this is Britney we're talking about, the tape will hopefully on the net before months end!
But if KFed only has a one inch d*ck, then we will never see it unless Britney is the one who releases it.
By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM
Britney might actually be the one who releases the tape in an attempt to revitalize her career!
Especially if kfed has a small schlong!
By Anonymous, on 3:11 PM
Thank god marriage is only defined as a holy union between a man and woman. I mean, would we want to allow same sex couples to ruin the sacred institution of marriage????
By stefan, on 3:14 PM
if the tape shows britney oiling her ass up for kfed, i'm going to be in heaven!!! a few edits and it's like he's in my home movie!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:16 PM
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
By judge judy, on 3:17 PM
K-Fed is in a hotel room somewhere watching this story play out on the entertainment shows, wondering what the hell just happened. This is awesome. Boy it must suck to be stupid.
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
It will be interesting to see if she is neatly shaved, a landing strip, or a jungle!
Will she have huge meat flaps, or a nice looking puss?
Will she look good enough to eat?
Much of this will be determined on how old the tape is!
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
what will be interesting to see is who the hell wants to hit that next...excuse me while i throw up my dinner..
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
I'd hit it!
By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
{{puts on a condom}}
I'd hit it!
By Anonymous, on 3:26 PM
I vote for Britney having a nice brazilian wax.
By Anonymous, on 3:27 PM
mmmmmmmmmmm brazilian wax
By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM
That dirty ho walks around barefoot in public restrooms, picks her nose and zits in public and goes for days without showering and washing her hair.
My vote: It's a jungle down there. Watch your step.
By Anonymous, on 3:30 PM
anon 3:30.. hahahahaha loves it!
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
lol @ all the nasty ass people with gonorrhea who are trying to decide whether or not to call Jenny a cunt for making fun of their S.T.D.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
Britney might actually be the one who releases the tape in an attempt to revitalize her career!
Especially if kfed has a small schlong!
November 07, 2006 3:11 PM
_____________________
This is very plausible. Hell hath no fury...
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
There is no sex tape so get your greasee hands out of your pants , and who the fuck wants to see that bastard 1 incher going in and out of fat ass bitchney , she goes mooooo when she is cuming or hee haw hee haw or oink oink oink, she is gross now and will be for now on , so she finally woke up from her stupid high and realize she was fucking a loser with no talent who used her for money, to late bitch most of your fans hate you so good luck with the divorce and don't sing anymore is going to be sad to see 80% of the sits empty
By Anonymous, on 3:46 PM
I can't wait until tomorrow, when K-Fed does something. It's anyone's guess what foolishness he'll get into by then...
By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM
"He'll be stuck with someone like Lionel Hutz. "
LMAO!
By Hottie Hottie, on 3:58 PM
Beautiful, Bubbles, here is your new neighbor, Kevin Federline, Mr Leahey says his career in music is a shitexplosion of failure, can he ride your go-cart around the trailerpark?
By Nrrvus, on 4:35 PM
This is even better than Britney marrying K-Fed, you know she was totally high on exctasy when she decided to marry this fool.
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
He's still a millionaire from getting half of what they made while married.
i.e. baby pic $, wedding $, chaotic $ etc.
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
Britney is still complete redneck trailer trash, with or without K-Fed.
"huh?"
"huh?"
(burp)
"huh?"
By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM
Where's her other kid? Does it look too much like Justin for her to unveil it to the world?
By Smartie, on 5:12 PM
Wow we really got to her. she is totally changing her image now. A year from now she'll be a new britney.And this is just the first step.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
Britney was never cute in real life. Stop thinking the Britney in glossy magazines and in music videos is the same Britney in real life, gullible dumbasses.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
Re:Nrrvus
I wish, the boys would kick his ass.
By Anonymous, on 5:27 PM
"Thank god marriage is only defined as a holy union between a man and woman. I mean, would we want to allow same sex couples to ruin the sacred institution of marriage????"
LMAO!!
By Laurie, on 6:13 PM
Now I'm not gay or anything, but I suspect K-Fed has a huge schlong and knows how to use it. I think that is actually what his appeal was to Britney in the first place: I think he was the first guy to properly shag her and she mistook that for some kind of mystical love connection. I mean come on, to that point in her life her benchmark was Justin Timberlake for crying out loud. An old car with a broken engine mount would have probably provided a more stimulating sexual experience.
And by the way, have you ever seen Shar Jackson? I doubt she would have had two K-Fed shorties unless he was bringing the meat.
By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM
I love that picture, Jenny! Incredible! Jusin is probably being incredibly relieved that he didn't choose this woman as his beard.
3:14, because if gays could marry, then classy and loving losers like Reichen and Lance could trash the institution of marriage, as well as the hetero losers! Because gays can be as trashy, nasty, and classless as the heteros. Please stop whining like this whenever someone breaks up, because it's totally pointless.
By Anonymous, on 7:52 PM
How come "irreconcilable differences"??
Those two are practically the same!
By Anonymous, on 10:39 PM
10:39, I'm thinking the same thing. To be honest I would have liked to have seen Laura check off incurable insanity as the reason.
By Vigilante, on 5:46 AM
maybe she will turn her life around now
By Anonymous, on 7:11 AM
he ate all the cheetos, and left her a stale bag of pork rinds.
By Anonymous, on 7:35 AM
Why do I think that Britney filed for divorce with KFed because Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe filed for divorce? I bet she was thinking (something that is rarely done)
"Well if Reese if filing for divorce than maybe it is the right thing for me to do too!" granted it was, but she is too stupid to figure that one out herself "What???.....huh??...burb"
By Anonymous, on 10:34 PM
Name one person on the planet that knows of this marrige, K-Feds disrespect towards woman and children, and fans by contining to plague with his lack thereof.. other than the Federlines clan and friends., that thought they ever had a chance of happiness and I will disagree with the claim of irreconcilable differences too." !
By d mumsie, on 6:05 AM
whether she divorces his dumb ass or not she still has to deal with him now...she had 2 babies by him. Britney Spears looks good now but she can't make a comeback look at all the people that are out now and that can actually sing...not to mention Christina Aguilera who's doing it quite big. Sorry Britney....better luck next lifetime
By Anonymous, on 10:02 AM
She still has to deal with HERSELF, that is...
Two unwanted kids and a moron in one hand, her own unexplainable existence in the other. Guess what, she'll probably drop both.
By Anonymous, on 5:32 PM
Sex tape is REAL:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
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