58 Comments:

• maybe she's drawn to paris' classic grecian beauty

  By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM  

• "I'm such a great mom, y'all!" I just love my little girls...
  
  so utterly pathetic....

  By Anonymous, on 9:17 AM  

• Lord. This girl may actually sway the shred of public sympathy she acquired after filing for divorce against her. Her publicist, parents, and OBGYN should be slapped.

  By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM  

• She has two babies at home and she spends the holiday weekend with Paris Whoreton instead. Britney is a stupid cunt.

  By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM  

• why the fuck can't she GET OUT OF THE CAR WITHOUT SO MUCH SUPPORT? look at the CONFUSION on her face! 'HOW DO PEOPLE DO THIS?' thinks the retarded blond has-been. are her fucking legs broken? then i remember the pictures of her 'i'm about to drop my baby now in favor of this inn-and-out burger soda' and think she's just totally fucking disabled or something.

  By livvie, on 9:21 AM  

• Shitney wears the ugliest clothes I've ever seen in my life. It's not even stlish or original in any way. She's just a classless slob.

  By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM  

• This is great ammunition for when K-Fed files for custody...

  By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM  

• Plastic man's glasses looked better on him.

  By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM  

• Where are her kids when shes out acting like a whore?
  
  You're a mom now slut, go home and take care of those kids.

  By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM  

• I just want someone to explain those retarded glasses to me. They look like something you would buy for a five year old at Disneyland.

  By Solaera, on 9:44 AM  

• They are both bisexual. This is awesome. They were made for each other.

  By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM  

• Fed-Ex stock is rising.

  By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM  

• Just when you thought she couldn't sink any lower then FedEx, along comes Parasite Hilton.

  By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM  

• I say good for Britney.
  
  Whatever she has to do to push her 'career' further into the tank is fine with me.
  
  Britney and Parisite hold a press conference to snap the necks of kittens for the adoring press? This is one cat owner willing to look the other way if it serves the greater good. (speeding up her demise and journey into the 'Where Are They Now?' file)
  
  Go, go Twitney!

  By joejoe, on 9:55 AM  

• Britney Spears: One entry found for stupid.
  
  Entry Word: stupid
  Function: adjective
  Text: 1 not having or showing an ability to absorb ideas readily
  Synonyms: brainless, dense, doltish, dopey, dorky, dull, dumb, fatuous, half-witted, mindless, oafish, obtuse, senseless, simple, slow, thick, thickheaded, unintelligent, vacuous, weak-minded, witless
  
  Related Words: feebleminded, retarded, simpleminded; foolish, idiotic, imbecile, imbecilic, moronic; ignorant, illiterate, lowbrow, uneducated, uninformed, untaught, unthinking; absurd, asinine, balmy, cockeyed, crazy, cuckoo, daffy, daft, dotty, harebrained, insane, kooky, loony (also looney), lunatic, mad, nonsensical, nutty, preposterous, sappy, screwball, silly, unwise, wacky, zany; fallacious, illogical, invalid, irrational, unreasonable
  
  2 causing weariness, restlessness, or lack of interest -- see BORING
  
  3 showing or marked by a lack of good sense or judgment -- see FOOLISH 1

  By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM  

• So wait, she figured out how to downgrade? Britney Spears is a fucking genius of dissapointment.

  By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM  

• Jesus Christ!
  Britney's body is such a wreck!
  I can't believe that Paris would ever want to stick her penis in that thing!

  By Anonymous, on 10:00 AM  

• I bet Paris will impreganate her in less than a month

  By Todd's Mistress, on 10:17 AM  

• i'd doggy brit to watch her fat ass bounce, then pull out for some skeet shooting practice in paris' wonky eye. it's a dream pairing if you really think about it.

  By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM  

• can somebody please tell britney to go back to that cvs and purchase a bottle of shampoo...jesus she looks like a fucking greaseball

  By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM  

• Who is her advisor?
  
  Bizarre.

  By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM  

• I KNOW EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS THIS BLOG HAS NOTICED HOW UGLY SHITNEY'S CLOTHES ARE EVERYTIME SHE GOES OUT WITH PARIS. I BETTCHA PARIS IS PICKING THEM OUT. THIS IS THE BEST I HAVE SEEN PARIS LOOK IN A LONG TIME, AND IT IS NOT AN ACCIDENT. NO WHAT? IT IS PATHETIC THAT SHITNEY IS TOO STUPID TO NOTICE.

  By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM  

• I'm pretty sure she's just wearing flesh-tone panties there. Otherwise she's got some serious anatomical issues.

  By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM  

• Paris Hilton & Britney Spears.
  
  Now I would like to see that lez video!

  By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM  

• A couple of fugly talentless sluts out on the town.
  
  Those aren't "flesh tone" panties. Once you see more real life chicks naked you'll realize not all pussies look alike.

  By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM  

• This is the best career move Parisite's ever made! There's no way she can EVER be considered the skankiest broad in the room when Shitney's along for the ride. It's a fucking train wreck and they're both too stoned and stupid to realize it. Maybe the Hispanic nanny will get custody of Shit's kids. They probably think she's their mom anyway.

  By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM  

• It totally looks like they're fucking each other already. No wonder Paris was such a dead lay in her home movie - SHE"S NOT INTO GUYS! Britney is getting fucked by Paris' strap-on like she's never been fucked before.

  By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM  

• interesting theory. i wonder if they're gettin' it on.. according to k-fed, she likes girls, and we all know paris will screw anything that walks

  By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM  

• they have bonded over their mutual herpes, which britney probably got b/c paris screwed k-fed (seeing as how paris seems to have an affinity for other people's men and all).

  By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM  

• "according to k-fed, she likes girls"
  
  
  
  really? he said that? where?

  By Anonymous, on 12:12 PM  

• Paris is looking damn hot these days...compared to what is next to her.

  By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

• what's with the white girls and the stringy fake hair? you're telling me with all their money, they can't find some real blond extensions to weave into their heads?

  By Anonymous, on 12:57 PM  

• Pic 3 she's not even making an attempt to cover up her crotch. What is with all these girls letting their cunts fall out all the time? Her career is sooo over. What a great mother.

  By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM  

• These pictures make K-Fed look like father of the year.

  By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

• no offense to all the moms out there, but once you've peppered out a couple kids, don't you think your best twat-flashing days are behind you? what an embarrassing excuse for a mother.

  By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM  

• Shitney fans all over the gossip blogs keep trying to claim the pussy flash is photoshopped. The level of denial is hilarious.
  
  You don't see her actual vag because her THIGH FAT is hiding that part!
  
  The idiot goes braless all the time. Why would people think she has enough class to NOT go pantyless in a mini?

  By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM  

• Call me old-fashioned, but shouldn't Britney be home taking care of her two month old baby? I'm fairly certain my mother, nor the mother of anyone I know, was out carousing when she had an infant at home. They certainly weren't out pantyless with a skank like Paris, either.
  I'm not saying moms shouldn't get a break, but in this case, it's not like there's a responsible father available to take care of the kids while mom's out.

  By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM  

• Oh, and those blue glasses make Britney look like Ashlee Simpson. That's not a compliment, for the record.

  By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM  

• Britney is definitely into chicks. Remember the Madonna kiss? As for Fed-Ex, do a google on Kevin Federline news and you'll find out about how she asked him for three-ways.

  By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM  

• You can take the white trash out of Louisiana, but...

  By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM  

• She loves women, according to K-fed, he is writing a tell all about her many surgeries, and her encounters with women. It's not hard to tell she is gay, look at her she is BARFUGLY!!!

  By Anonymous, on 3:10 PM  

• Hey Britney keep your legs crossed or better yet put some pants on no one wants to see your used and abused stretched out pussy, you are hanging out with the biggest whore in Hollywood now those this means you want to be whore number 2 or three cus Lindsay is 2

  By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM  

• They are so doing it. Nothing wrong with a little girl love, but ewww!!!!!

  By Anonymous, on 3:29 PM  

• Don't be a fucktard, 3:10. BARFUGLY doesn't equal gay any more than money equals class.

  By Anonymous, on 4:01 PM  

• I'm SO confused... she has time to keep her vajayjay waxed, but she doesn't have time to wash her hair?!? Not once in the pics i've seen of her since she ditched kfed has her hair looked clean...
  
  What kind of a world are we living in when a cleanly waxed vag takes priority over a cleanly washed scalp??
  
  aye dios!!

  By meagan, on 4:21 PM  

• birds of a feather...nice leopardskin

  By Anonymous, on 4:23 PM  

• paris looks better than britney and thats saying alot.

  By Anonymous, on 4:51 PM  

• This is freaking me out..Paris acting like a TOP... I mean opening doors? holding her lower back??! And in the pics she has this protective gentlemanly vibe. I am a lesbian okay? This is looking a little TOO FAMILIAR. My GoD, Britney is committing total career suicide..!!! I mean if she could have hooked up with a classy woman and act lovely, and classy, well maybe that woudl have sent every male in America into a raging hard on and Sold lots of records.. But Paris + looking liek shit all the time?? Aw COME ON!!

  By C Del Sur, on 5:59 PM  

• 4:01, fuck off assnuts! Money doesn't buy class true, and barfugly has nothing to do with being gay. I believe that ugly insecure women are the ones that turn gay like Shitney, so what is your point!?

  By Anonymous, on 8:55 PM  

• It took a second for her to turn around like this and hang out with Paris all of a sudden. What a media whore!

  By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM  

• maybe brits jus constantly DRUNK now so paris has to help n guide her around lol.. and the reason for paris chilling wit britney is probably cuz paris actually looks CLEAN and finally somewhat *CLASSIER (cnt believe i said it) than someone else in hollywood. nd yea britneys looking like shit now im PRETTY sure shes aware of it.. so its all intentional, specially the vajayjay(lol i love that one) thing. obviously, 3 times in a week and its such an obvious thing. WHY? well nobody knows except her.. paris probably convinced her somehow since we all know paris pulled that one before lol. ah wells, we'll be expecting some "2ND NIGHT IN PARIS.. WITH BRITNEY!" video to come out soon lol ;)

  By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM  

• I think it went something like this...
  Blackberry beeps
  Paris "Hey Brit wanna hang out?"
  Britney "SURE!!!"
  Paris "but I have a rule"
  Britney "whats that Par'?"
  Paris "If you wanna hang with the Paris, you gotta go commando"
  Britney "uh.. COMMANDO? Whats COMMANDO"
  Paris "its not wearing Thong Thong, duh"
  Britney "wha??? No Way"
  Paris "WAY"
  Britney "well, I am really bored and lonely, which is why I gave Mr. Federline the boot, so, I guess I can wear granny undie"
  Paris "NO BRITNEY, COMMANDO means Nothing Covers the Cootchie, PLUS you have to wear the shortest dress in your closet, I'll come pick out your clothes"
  Britney "hmmm, uh, not sure"
  Paris "Come on, we are going to Hide, everyone started doing this with me"
  Britney "really???"
  Paris "like, YEAH! Kimberly Stewart and Lindsay Lohan to name just a few"
  Britney "well, I guess I am with the in crowd then, where do I sign up"
  Paris "Britney your so HOT, I knew you'd wanna, thats why I called. I'll be over in an hour to help you pick out what your gonna wear"

  By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM  

• LMAO..I am not sure why Britney Spears would want all this negative publicity when she wil be asking for custody soon. Doesnt make a whole lot of sense...but then again, what has she ever done that has made sense. First of all... her coochie is NASTYYYYYY....she looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet..ewwwwwwwwww...it looks a little discolored as well....if youve seen all the pics, I dont think thats normal.I am thinking that Parasite is trying to make her look like a dumb-ass redneck..which she wouldnt have to go to far to show...but still..lol. Britney is not very bright if she doesnt realize what is going on. Maybe Parasite is drugging her each night. That would make more sense then her being loaded all the time...especially when she knows there are paparazzi everywhere. Not only will she not get custody of her children, but she wont have a career comeback either....sucks to be her....lmfao.Maybe someone that knows how to raise kids can get hers...that would be the only good thing that could come out of this situation...otherwise they are going to be some messed up kids.

  By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM  

• Britney "okay , I have to take a shower, I got baby puke and pee all over me"
  
  
Paris "like, Britney, NO ONE showers anymore... duh thats so boojwa - by the way, can I talk to your Manny like, in private it will just be a minute?"
  
  
Britney "my Manny moved out... wow... I just realized my life is all in pieces you are such a saviour Paris, like, we should go to Las Vegas and get married or something stupid and crazy"
  
  
Paris "thats so HOT, Come on, we are going to party all night long, you'll be my bestest friend and get to ride SHOTGUN, besides everyone else did this for me, like, so now you have to Come out with me, you'll have so much fun, but remember don't wear panties, no one else does anymore the paparazzi will come too!!!!"

  By Anonymous, on 7:55 PM  

• all i have to say is this is unbelivable! like what is going on? i dont understand, people are crazy!

  By Anonymous, on 10:17 PM  

• The club is spelled "Hyde"...Just thought you might want to know.

  By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM  

• You're all complaining, but are also the first ones to have a look at the photos, once you get the news that Britney is showing off her crotch ! And you'll see that she'll get custody for her kids as well as continue selling her crap music and get millions from the tabloids to continue flashing her ass, tits and whatever part of her anatomy you suckers are ready to buy in order to keep up with what the in-crowd are prepared to serve you. The fucked up people aren't Paris or Britney, it's us who are pretending to be offensed ! Your turn, Paris, show off your hairy beaver, just for a change after Britney's, which wouldn't give a hard-on to a sailor coming back from sea ! And Britney, continue dressing as badly and as incompletely, we all love it !

  By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM  

• "offensed"? Teehee. I believe you mean, offended.

  By Anonymous, on 8:07 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com