Britney Spears is Almost a Porn Star
Federline, 28, has bragged to pals that his X-rated tape shows the Oops, I Did It Again singer performing a series of explicit sex acts. The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games...Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating."
Yes, watching this would be devastating. I'd rather watch a video of Jigsaw telling me about the thing around my neck than watch K-Fed bury his face in this.
My penis just told me it would crawl back up inside me and stop my heart after about two seconds just for spite. And that no one would hear me scream.
Britney looking like an idiot and showing off her plastic surgery this weekend:






















101 Comments:
She should welcome the tape getting out so people can remember her when she was hot looking. Not the fat, fugly cheeto eating pig that she has turned into.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
^ You're missing the point. She was the fat, disgusting cheeto eating pig she is now when that tape was made.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
Midget porn is way more enetertaining.
By Brandy, on 10:17 AM
She should remember that anyone who has seen the Tonya Harding honeymoon sex tape knows that Britney's tape couldn't be any worse. Don't give him a dime, Britney!
By What ho!, on 10:21 AM
I read that the tape was made "early" in the relationship. I am thinking that this would be when she still looked good!
I am sure that this will go over big, and be bigger than the Paris video and Pamela Anderson video combined!
There is an almost entire generation of little boys who grew up wacking off to her that will for sure be chomping at the bit to see this video!
Most anyone who says that they will not look at it at least once is a liar!
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
The article said the tape was during her honeymoon. She turned into a dirty greasy pig right when she started dating that clown. I bet the tape is going to be really embarassing for her.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
If the tape was made on their "honeymoon" then presumably this was before she got pregnant and huge. She should definitely let it be released--at this point it couldn't hurt.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
This picture was taken BEFORE she got pregnant. She wasn't married to Kevin yet. She was fat before she got pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
lie down with dogs, get up with fleas. ...and herpes, and gonorrhea, and chylamidia and spousal support payments.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
the tape story is fake, brit destroyed the only copy long ago (kfed wasn't smart enough to make copies right away and put them in a safe deposit box). and look at the pics - brit is back!!! awesome!!!
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
Why would it ruin her career? She's always dressed and acted like a whore. The only way I could see it hurting is proving to all the morons who thought this fugly inbred bitch was hot before that she has saggy tits and cellulite.
By Anonymous, on 10:33 AM
Porn was inevitable for Britney, no? The only true talent she has is being able to kick her leg really high while pregnant for #2. Surely the American public has to come to its collective senses about the "beauty" of her voice eventually?
By Laurie, on 10:33 AM
She dresses like a fucking retard.
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
Most sane men would still do this woman:
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20060628/britney%20spears%20fugly/bsfug7.html
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
It would be devestating like Paris Hiltons video was?
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
like 10:30AM's linked pic shows, brit was kelly-clarkson-hot at the time of the home video.
go ahead, disagree. i dare you. it's about time we broke 200 comments again.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
if the vid's released and goes out over the internet, there will be tens of 1000's of downloads and much wasted seed due to onanism. it's in the fucking bible, for christ's sake.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
HEY BRITNEY (yeah like she is going to read this) , let that son of a bitch sell the video no one will buy it , no one buys anything he sells so let him he is going to spend more money telling people that the video is for sale then he is going to make as you know very well he is a loser 6500 cd's sold hahahahahahahah what a douchebag he is
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
They won't make much money from it. Scenes from it would be all over shareware sites 5 minutes after it's released.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Look at all the chubby chasers excited over seeing Shitney fat ass getting slammed by a wigger. Wigger and Fat Retard sex will be a whole new fetish genre like midget porn.
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
EW, sounds like a horror movie to me.
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
The 'beauty' of her voice. lol
Well put, Laurie.
Britney's voice is so naturally weak.
Stephen Hawking's voice requires less computer assistance than Britney's.
Yeah, I'd probably sit through a few minutes of their sex tape for the sake of curiosity.
But, then again, I also enjoy a good Islamic beheading video from time to time....
By joejoe, on 10:49 AM
Isn't this "Extortion"? Is K Fed stupid enough to tie full custody of his children to the release of a porn video?
Any judge who hears that little tidbit would be sure K Fed come no where near those kids for a good long time!
As for seeing the tape itself...I'd watch it. While she has become more and more white trash, I still have those images of her when she was hot stuck in my mind....that's all I need :-)
By Cletuscat, on 10:49 AM
I've never understood why people think she's hot. I'm a straight man and I'd only hit it to say I fucked Britney Spears but I'd have a hard time getting my dick hard. Her face is so fucking ugly I'd have to do it doggy style.
By Anonymous, on 10:52 AM
I'd rather watch my grandmother take it up the ass than seeing a Shitney sex tape. That's the kind of thing that could ruin you for life.
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
Seems to me there are several categories of people when it comes to the "Sex with Britney" discussion.
There are:
1. Those that would do her back when she was the sex kitten but are now sickened by her.
2. Those that would do her now based solely on the fact that she once WAS a sex kitten (bragging rights)
3. Those that would do her now thinking she is still uber hot. Not just for bragging rights.
4. Those that would not do her since she became fat and skanky.
5. Those that would have NEVER done her no matter when or where or why. To them, she always was and always will be fat and skanky.
Me.... I'm a type 2 Britney eff'er
By Cletuscat, on 11:04 AM
Anonymous said...
I'd rather watch my grandmother take it up the ass than seeing a Shitney sex tape. That's the kind of thing that could ruin you for life.
November 13, 2006 10:54 AM
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Translation: Gay poster
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
this is just so predictable and boring. after this, the only thing we probably have'nt seen britany do is take a dump on film. oh wait. yes we have come to think of it, a number of her videos are shit! so what's so big about a sex tape? i want to heave now.
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
Hill Billy porn ya'll.
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
I'm sure she would give full custody for a porn tape, cause giving up her kids to this ass to save her rep wouldn't make her look bad at all. Ktard is a dumbass!
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
so...ummmm...do you have a link to grandma's clip?
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
is that a candy bar wrapped in money??? she's not going to eat that, right????
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
I'm a dealer in Las Vegas. Britney sat at a table near mine years ago before this whole Kevin Federline thing and honest to God all I heard from everyone were things like, "Is that really Britney Spears? She's so ugly and short in person!" Really if she wasn't some famous pop star she wouldn't have turned one head in that casino. The other women out-hotted her like crazy.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
How many boys back in the late 90's were rubbing one out daily over her Baby One More Time video, or the Oops, I did it again video?
Most of you would still nail her in a second if given a chance! You deny it, but she is probably still hotter than most of you could get today!
Time for you to get a new splash guard for your keyboard!
By Anonymous, on 11:21 AM
@ cletuscat - What about those of us who NEVER thought this bitch was hot or talented? Believe it or not a lot of us exist.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
"How many boys back in the late 90's were rubbing one out daily over her Baby One More Time video, or the Oops, I did it again video?"
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I was in college and getting laid by hot chicks in the late 90s, not sitting around jacking off to MTV.
By Anonymous, on 11:26 AM
Having cellulite does not mean you are a total fatty or that you once were fat. I weigh in at 106 and I have ceullulite. It's only because of how close the fat cells are to the surface of your skin. I admit that she did get pretty "gross and fat" but pregnancy tends to do that and I think her eating habits are much better "role model" for young girls than Nicole Richies. At least she eats and isn't ashamed. Eating cheetos does not make you a pig.
By Charm School Reject, on 11:26 AM
In the 20 million dollar lawsuit she brought against US Weekly that was recently dismissed, she claimed that it wasn't true because there there was no sex tape in existence to show to her lawyers in the first place.
Mm, yeah... they taped every stupid little dumb ass thing during her tour and then showed it to the world on Chaotic and she thinks people will believe that they would tape themselves screwing each other? The judge even pointed out a part of the show where she was naked while interviewing videotaping Kevin. Oh wait, there are about 3-4 four fans left out there that believe everything that comes out of that little liar's mouth when it's not stuffed with Kevin's cock. Damn, I just made myself sick.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
I'd rather watch my grandmother take it up the ass than seeing a Shitney sex tape. That's the kind of thing that could ruin you for life.
November 13, 2006 10:54 AM
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Translation: Gay poster
I'm definitely not gay, I just don't like throwing up when watching porn.
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
To Anonymous @ 11:24 AM :
You would be a #5... Never thought she was hot, never will.
If I am missing a category though, please let me know. I think these kinds of things are important for all mankind. =^..^=
By Cletuscat, on 11:30 AM
The girl can't even wait to get out of the CVS before she opens up a Snickers. She's already wasting all the money she spent on a tummy tuck and lipo.
By Anonymous, on 11:34 AM
I can just hear the dialogue now...
"Here ya go, Kev, thirty millions and da yung'uns. Are ya sure this here's the only copy of dat dere tape?"
"Yo, yo, come on baby. Would I lie to you? Of course it's the only copy! Now c'mon over here and let me give you some Federlovin'..."
Two weeks later the headlines will read "Brit and Federline Back Together, AND PREGNANT AGAIN" followed by "Federline's Second CD to be Released in February, Special Box Set to Include DVD Version of the Infamous Four Hour Honeymoon Porn Video...Just in Time For Valentine's Day!".
Blech.
By Vigilante, on 11:40 AM
I'm not a Britney fan, but come on! If i were her i would take him out in the woods break his leg, and give 10 minutes before I came after him with a gun to finished the job. He's a parasite...there's nothing worse than a parasite who thinks it's a god. Don't let him Win Britney!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM
What a stupid bitch. The Pam Anderson and Paris Hilton tapes all happened before she made the choice to make a sex tape. She should have known better. Just proves she's an idiot when she doesn't have her lawyers and managers making decisions for her. Now she's fucked. Hahaha, literally fucked and we're going to be able to watch it.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
What a pig. Everyone handles money, why would you hold your unwrapped candy bar against it? Ew, just like the barefoot in a public restroom picture, disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
This should be grossly entertaining, her moaning "huh" while getting rammed by a pencil dick.
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
^
This is what she gets for stalking a guy that had a pregnant girlfriend...SHE just had to HAVE HIM...I think I remember that she got it on with another one of her backup dancers that had a pregnant wife/girlfriend before this putz...next time she'll hopefully be able to tell the difference between good sex and actual love!
By Anonymous, on 11:59 AM
I don't think it would ruin her career, that is if she has one anymore. It's not porn, it's sex with her then-partner, vile as he may be.
Has a sex tape (with another consenting adult) actually HURT an entertainer's career, ever?
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
actually, if you look at porn, Britney does have the looks of many porn stars. no, super fans, this doesnt make her hot. this just reflects how most women who do porn are naturally unattractive women with lots of makeup and extensions who are desperate to be sexy.
By Anonymous, on 12:05 PM
12:05, my Mom finds your comment to be completely and utterly offensive. She's not desperate. And she wants you to know she doesn't even wear extensions.
Now look what you've done! You've made the poor woman cry! Ya big meanie!
By Vigilante, on 12:17 PM
I'd rather watch my grandmother take it up the ass than seeing a Shitney sex tape. That's the kind of thing that could ruin you for life.
November 13, 2006 10:54 AM
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Translation: Gay poster
I'm definitely not gay, I just don't like throwing up when watching porn.
November 13, 2006 11:30 AM
^^^^^^^ And, you wouldn't throw up watching your grandmother get it up the butt? Whatever, a gross exaggeration if you ask me...anyone who'd watch their grandmother have anal sex before watching a Britney sex video is definitely hitting for their own team, or is missing something upstairs...nasty dude!
Oh, and 11:12 - that is hilarious..is she really carrying an open candy bar? TOO FUNNY!
By Caroline A, on 12:26 PM
This is totally extortion. For that reason, I doubt this story's validity. Even Fed-Ex has a lawyer, who should know better.
Uh, wait a minute, didn't we already conclude that his lawyer is cheap like Lionel Hutz? OK. They're both going to jail for this.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
SHE MARRIED HIM KNOWING EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS LIKE, SHE GETS WHAT SHE DESERVES, SHE EITHER BUYS THE TAPE OR HE SELLS TO HIGHEST BIDDER, TOUGH CRAP FOR BRITNEY SHE DUG HER OWN GRAVE. KFED IS SMARTER THEN ANYONE GAVE HIM CREDIT FOR, HE HAD THIS BARGAINING CHIP HIDDEN AWAY FOR JUST SUCH AN EMERGENCY, I DONT LIKE HIM OR HER, BUT I GIVE HIM CREDIT HERE.
By BLADE, on 12:36 PM
She doesn't have a classy image to protect anyways. The only way a sex tape could hurt her image is if the stuff on the tape was totally degrading or something, but I doubt it. I bet she was like a cat in heat, scratching his back, and screaming dirty talk. It's probably very entertaining.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
Aaaaah, Fed-Ex in jail. Some big brutha would make Fed-Ex his woman.
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
You know, if she comes out with a couple of hits on her next album, and this sex tape is all over the place, she's going to make even more millions on her world tour.
By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM
Yeah next time people see a Shitney video all they're going to see is her fat dimpled ass riding on that wigger and her saggy National Geographic tits with cum on them. Hot! NOT!
By Anonymous, on 12:44 PM
I love it when people say stuff like: Britney/KFed/Paris/Lindsay's much smarter than people think.
No, all of these people are idiots and will end up dead, with a permanent STD, and/or broke, period, paragraph.
By Anonymous, on 12:47 PM
With her being "country" and all, were the hell is her dad and brother and why aren't they kicking this douche bags ass?? Maybe she should dig deep in her inbred family and find out what trailor park Bubba is living at and have him do it!
By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM
oh gawd noo!!! Save us all and just get hit by a bus..i am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO over all of the news about her..Who cares? She matters about as much as that crazy meth-head Anna Nicole..they should just both move in a trailer park together and keep getting knocked up by white trash rappers...Honestly--I am sooo bored of this..I don't know who I wanna see go away faster those two (plus K-Fag) or Hohan...Is this what matters in the world? Brittney divorce gets coverage on CNN? Are you shitting me??? It's no wonder the Europeans hate us and think we are stupid.
By Anonymous, on 12:59 PM
Wait a minute. He'll either release and sell the tape unless Britney buys it for several million? Isn't this blackmail?
Why doesn't someone ARREST his ass?
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
On every other site I've read the tape was made "during the honeymoon STAGE of their relationship" - not her actual honeymoon. A couple places have said it was in their first two weeks of dating, and shot at a hotel.
By Anonymous, on 1:05 PM
Given how fast she got pregnant with Fed-Ex, she's a "creampie".
By Anonymous, on 1:07 PM
The only embarassing thing about the video is that they had sex and have since reproduced. I bet their kids kill them in their sleep when they grow up!
By Bitch McMean, on 1:07 PM
^ 1:04 Yeah. Next story will be Britney's lawyers pressing charges and Fed-Ex being arrested by the Feds. What an asshole.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
Two words: dirty sanchez
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
Britney was NEVER hot. She always had the thick neck, sloping shoulders, tree stump legs, south pointing boobs and so on.
Just passing by and got that off my chest. Now onto the real babes
By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM
Aw poor britney. She is STILL young, and she WAS young when she got married. Obviously she's got daddy issues. Who needs this on top of a divorce when the whole world is watching?
I think it will only add cred to her, and take what small amount is left from Fed-ex. Let him show it! People are sick of those within a month.
By Anonymous, on 1:37 PM
"Britney was NEVER hot. She always had the thick neck, sloping shoulders, tree stump legs, south pointing boobs and so on.
Just passing by and got that off my chest. Now onto the real babes"
Quoted for truth.
Careful though, saying that on this site will instantly get you called a fag.
By Anonymous, on 1:39 PM
November 13, 2006 12:59 PM:
"It's no wonder the Europeans hate us and think we are stupid."
Ha! Are you serious? Have you seen the British tabloids? My god, those people make Americans look positively disinterested in celebrities.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Ok, first off, the only thing "devastating" about that video would be to anyone who foolishly choose to watch it. Second off, her rep/image can't get any lower, so a sex tape is really just par for the course. Third, I really, really, really, hope that Kevin Earl shops that tape around and the highest amount he can get for it is like, $1000 dollars.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
I doubt the story is even true.
A few months ago there was supposedly some tape that one of their friends stole and was trying to sell. It's just gossip mags and websites pulling shit out of their asses for hits/sales.
By Anonymous, on 1:59 PM
1:32 PM & 1:39 PM get a room (fine, get a "truth" room, where men can be naked and honest together)
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
kevin is dumb but i don't think hes that dumb.
not only will he lose everything in the divorce but she can press charges against him for extortion and he'd go to prison
By prettyboy, on 2:23 PM
Photo #3......she's wearing an ocean blue bra under a semi see through black sweater. Tacky, yes.
But, is it just me, or is her left boob hanging completely out of the bra??
If it's some sort of one-sided nursing bra, ladies, excuse my ignorance.
Afterall, I'm a heterosexual male without children, so my knowledge of training bras is quite limited, possibly non-existent. ;)
By joejoe, on 3:09 PM
She can't dance, can't sing, and has no brains. Now we have the ultimate proof that she's worthless -- by all accounts, she can't even give a good blowjob, thus scuppering any hope of a porn job.
10:32, how can she be back if she never left? Those pics show a skanky, inbred, saggy-titted, popster who dresses like a truckstop hooker, and has a face that looks liks she's forty. And if you look at that first pic, you'll notice that she's flabby too!
The worst part is, she's still doing that retarded open-mouth thing that stopped being cute the first hundred times she did it. Now, it just looks like a middle-aged soccer mom in a slinky tube top.
1:54, I love it when numbskulls squeal about how sophisticated Europeans all are compared to Americans. People who say that are usually the ones who've never left the ol' familee farm.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
Where are all the people who on Friday were begging for the sex tape to turn up?
Anyways, if he didn't tie the offer for the sex tape to the custody or spousal support, I think he might be clear of extortion charges.
Colin Farrell was threatened with the release of a sex tape. I think he did succeed in preventing from being released for profit. It did leak onto the internets.
And here's a few people who's careers weren't helped by sex tapes (and perhaps hurt):
Tonya Harding
Tom Sizemore
Since you have to sign a release to TV stations before they can use footage of you, why wouldn't that be the case for sex tapes? I suspect that both the Paris and Pam Anderson tapes were released with their consent after they got a cut of the money.
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
If you think about it there HAS to be some sort of video that K-fag has, otherwise I don't think he would have had the do what I want attitude that entire marriage. He knew that if she filed for divorce he could make a few mil and move on to bangin something else. I don't care who you are...that much money and to go from what his previous lifestyle was to hers, there's no way he would of fudged that up unless he had backup and didn't care...didn't her ex Jason say recently that he would stayed home and raised kids with all the money she had...makes sense
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
Yeah, Fed-Ex is no dummy...
Uh, what did I just say?
By Anonymous, on 4:48 PM
I await the REAL sex tape. This whole situation sounds too contrived. It reads like something that one of us celeb-blog-commenters would leak to the press, just to start a juicy rumour.
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
Can this guy be that DUMB? He is already reviled for being the ultimate loser,deadbeat dad, and shameless leech who lives off of his wife's money and boasts about it. Does he really want to add "blackmailing scumbag" to the list?
I think this is all hype. Even if it were true and he scammed millions he would never ever be able to walk in the same entertainment circles again. He would be like a social leper.
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
anhone who isn't interested in seeing this in quite plainly a big fag. She's been whacked off too billions of times men of all ages and to see her present us with closure is nothing short of awesome. Let him get paid big time and let the video out. For all of you calling her a fat pig, she would have you eating out of her hand within 5secs--- she still destroys any skank normal ass you call hot. You are just simply being the chorus of losers like me who read the rag trades everyday, if only marilyn monroe lived in this day and age----I'd give anything to see her boned raw.
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
Considering what the last judge said about her when her sex tape lawsuit against the tabloids was DISMISSED, I don't think she will find a sympathetic ear anywhere.
Good Lord, have people forgotten that Matt Lauer interview already!? She is such a disgusting piece of doped up ignorant trash. He is a million times worse, but she PICKED him, chased him down and saddled up when he was involved with someone else. I hope the tape gets released and neither one of them makes a dime off of it.
By Anonymous, on 5:50 PM
Won't it be great when her new album receives the same warm reception that K-Fux's did? Then she can take her money and go the hell away!
One thing I wonder is that if so much of their lives was scripted and not real, maybe all of this crapola is just that...more publicity seeking stunts. They really seem to be perfect for each other...white trash love rules!
By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
Can't you just hear it?
"Hey y'all...I'm fixin' ta cum. Oh yeah, y'all...feels real good and all! Oooh Bay-bah bay-bah...heehee. Yeah, right, y'all wish you could get K-Fuct. uh-huh!"
Then she'd towel off and light up a smoke right there in bed. Nice.
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
anhone who isn't interested in seeing this in quite plainly a big fag. She's been whacked off too billions of times men of all ages and to see her present us with closure is nothing short of awesome. Let him get paid big time and let the video out. For all of you calling her a fat pig, she would have you eating out of her hand within 5secs--- she still destroys any skank normal ass you call hot. You are just simply being the chorus of losers like me who read the rag trades everyday, if only marilyn monroe lived in this day and age----I'd give anything to see her boned raw.
^^^^Britney's dad.
By Anonymous, on 6:54 PM
No no, 5:47 is her brother, and other chubby unkept hicks are just his style.
6:42, you forgot the frequent belches and subsequent giggling. She probably eats during sex.
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
"Vigilante:
"Here ya go, Kev, thirty millions and da yung'uns. Are ya sure this here's the only copy of dat dere tape?"
"Yo, yo, come on baby. Would I lie to you? Of course it's the only copy! Now c'mon over here and let me give you some Federlovin'...""
Omg, that made my day. Thanks!
By Anonymous, on 9:16 PM
This is hilarious.
You know this saying?:
Who lays down with dogs
gets up with fleas.
And no 1000-pages prenup can protect you against that. Attagirl - you so asked for it.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 AM
Forget the Federlovin' tape...now that they're both single women, I want to see Britney & Jessica Simpson hook up. They really are perfect for each other when you think about it.
I'd definitely buy that sex tape...!
By Anonymous, on 5:07 AM
This may already have been said but he can't get away with his 'threats' to brit. That's extortion and blackmail, which is all illegal. All she has to do is take his threats to a judge and the video will be gone. He's such a moron to even think she's going to fall for that crap.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 AM
If it's the same source as the ~10 second long blowjob clip that's been floating around this past week purporting to be the teaser, then it isn't her.
By sam991, on 6:04 AM
So what would be so devastating about seeing Britney having sex with her husband? so what?
It didn't seem to hurt Pamela Anderson any.
By Anonymous, on 6:14 AM
Ugh.. I wouldn't mind seeing Britney getting fucked... but by that piece of infectious human waste? I don't think I could tolerate that.
Unless it had anal.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
why do i have a feeling britney is going to be super super disgustingly thin like the rest of hollywood, sometime in the near future? I hope not..
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
I think about the young guys in Iraq living and dying with honor for principle, for love of country, for their buddies. The guts, the honor. And then I look at this malevolent piece of human filth called Kevin Federline with contempt and revulsion. May he die of a horrible disease as soon as God sees fit to strike him dead.
By Anonymous, on 9:18 PM
Oh, god, someone has to ask...
WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE STILL NEWS??
By Anonymous, on 10:54 PM
^9:18 ALLAH AKBAR!!
By Anonymous, on 7:26 AM
9:18 don't drag that into a fuckin story about kevin fuckin federline. you're buds have killed lots of innocent civilians, so you can stuff the phoney-tough honor talk.
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
Come on! He's using a sex tape and the costudy of his children for money! Dude, i'm gonna give you a penne and please buy you life with it! Don't know for her but between a sex tape and her children, I really hope that she won't give a damn about the tape and take car of her kids.
By Anonymous, on 8:30 PM
k-fed is smarter than we think for thinking about this early and having a sex tape to bribe her with, or, k-fed is just a typical guy who likes to tape porn.
which one is it?
i don't know, but his music SUCKS!
i also found the clips supposed to come from the sex tape.
they are at:
britney spears sex video
- it brings sexy back!
By Anonymous, on 9:22 PM
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