Paris Hilton's hired mouthpiece has bent over and opened wide to explain Paris and Britney's new relationship.

...according to Paris' rep, Elliott Mintz, it's more than just a passing fancy. He tells TMZ that the two are "really forming a bond" and that they're "becoming like sisters." Mintz says that the 24-year-old Spears "looks up to" the 25-year-old Paris and that she's "extremely grateful" that Paris has taken her under her wing. Britney's new post-K-Fed look -- the barely-there skirts, the cleavage-baring tops -- has been "inspired" by Paris, says Mintz."

No need to state the obvious there, Mintz. Britney is barely five feet tall and Paris is a Brachiosaurus. Of course Britney "looks up" to Paris. Britney should be "extremely grateful" Paris is giving her a personal whoring lesson. Most of us spend months reading and re-reading "I Wanna Be a Ho" by Velvet Jones hoping we can be at least half the ho Paris is. But in less than a week with Paris, Britney has partied without pants, flashed her panties, flashed her naked beaver, flashed her ass, adopted a used ghetto swap meet hair weave she found in Paris' trash can and had an obligatory, staged, public "fight" with Lindsay Lohan. So Britney moved from leeching Madonna's career to leeching Paris' "career." At this rate, Britney's sex tape brought to you by the Wayans brothers and National Geographic should be coming soon to a computer screen near you.

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Just for fun, NSFW Paris Hilton reflection:

Paris beaver flash.
Paris butt flap flash.
Another Paris butt flash.
Another Paris butt flap flash.
Yet another Paris butt flap flash.
Yet another Paris Hilton beaver flash.