Britney Spears is Still a Classy Broad
Paris Hilton's hired mouthpiece has bent over and opened wide to explain Paris and Britney's new relationship....according to Paris' rep, Elliott Mintz, it's more than just a passing fancy. He tells TMZ that the two are "really forming a bond" and that they're "becoming like sisters." Mintz says that the 24-year-old Spears "looks up to" the 25-year-old Paris and that she's "extremely grateful" that Paris has taken her under her wing. Britney's new post-K-Fed look -- the barely-there skirts, the cleavage-baring tops -- has been "inspired" by Paris, says Mintz."
No need to state the obvious there, Mintz. Britney is barely five feet tall and Paris is a Brachiosaurus. Of course Britney "looks up" to Paris. Britney should be "extremely grateful" Paris is giving her a personal whoring lesson. Most of us spend months reading and re-reading "I Wanna Be a Ho" by Velvet Jones hoping we can be at least half the ho Paris is. But in less than a week with Paris, Britney has partied without pants, flashed her panties, flashed her naked beaver, flashed her ass, adopted a used ghetto swap meet hair weave she found in Paris' trash can and had an obligatory, staged, public "fight" with Lindsay Lohan. So Britney moved from leeching Madonna's career to leeching Paris' "career." At this rate, Britney's sex tape brought to you by the Wayans brothers and National Geographic should be coming soon to a computer screen near you.
More pictures from last night:
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Just for fun, NSFW Paris Hilton reflection:
Paris beaver flash.
Paris butt flap flash.
Another Paris butt flash.
Another Paris butt flap flash.
Yet another Paris butt flap flash.
Yet another Paris Hilton beaver flash.
Tags: upskirt, vagina, crotch, britney spears
52 Comments:
ohmigod britney WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?
By Anonymous, on 8:08 PM
Oh for crying out loud quit being acting/looking like a whore Britney!
By Anonymous, on 8:13 PM
Momma Lynne's noonies have undoubtedly dried up, so the question becomes, who's doing the breastfeeding? Is Jamie Lynne lactating yet?
By Laurie, on 8:19 PM
Hmm it actually surprised me that Paris is older than Britney...Britney looks WAY older
By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
I love the angle of the photo in pic #2. Her thighs look HUGE, and her head is so teeny!
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
Britney has no career if she's not acting/looking like a whore. She can't sing or act and she can barely dance. People are finally starting to realize that and she's taking talentless Lohan and Hilton down with her. I wish Osama would send some of his followers to kidnap these stupid whores.
By Anonymous, on 8:37 PM
Classy!!? I think I am going to puke! She is disgusting and naaasty piece of smelly trash!!! Go home Britney, you are so over, ugly piece of trash!
By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM
Shitney's thighs are bigger than my waist. Tuck that flab fest back into your clothes and stop by the plus size section, mmk?
By Anonymous, on 8:48 PM
ha ha Brit has National Geographic boobies now cuz of her Neanderthal almost-ex hubsand it's awful being the ugliest one in a Paris-Hohan-Britney triumvirate aint it huh?
By Anonymous, on 9:06 PM
it's called career suicide, live and learn people!
By Anonymous, on 9:08 PM
where are the hi-res pictures? i can't see enough of the flappy cellulite to get a rise
By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM
Way to pick someone to look up to.. THe most hated person since Mark Furman. Good luck with that.
By Brad, on 9:35 PM
Where are the HQ pics of titney showig her fat legs???? and how come pais is the one with her clothes on hahahaha titney is going down hill
By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM
This is awesome. I love the first Paris beaver flash link. Within a week, in the same way, Britney will flamboyantly flash hers. I hope it's as bald as it was on the day she was born.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 PM
"This is awesome. I love the first Paris beaver flash link. Within a week, in the same way, Britney will flamboyantly flash hers. I hope it's as bald as it was on the day she was born."
READ THE POST BEFORE YOU POST
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20061127/britney%20spears%20crotch/bscrotch1.html
http://idontlikeyouinthatway.com/pictures/20061127/britney%20spears%20crotch/bscrotch2.html
By wake up, on 10:22 PM
^ Actually, she didn't totally spread her legs like she's getting a gyn exam. That's what I meant by the word FLAMBOYANTLY. That's you new word for the day. Cheers.
By Anonymous, on 10:30 PM
PARIS SHOULD OPEN A SCHOOL TO TEACH HOW TO BE AN STD WHORE
By Anonymous, on 10:32 PM
brit is just paying paris to carry her around on a leash and take her out everynight so people can say "ooooh party britney is back" and good publicity so we can forget about her redneck image and say hello to the britney who was doing 24hr weddings in vegas. it's not working for me. shes still trash. she let a dirty wigger fuck her and impregnate her twice and leave his wigger cum stains all over her. she is pathetic.
By prettyboy, on 11:22 PM
why god, WHY did i choose to view paris's "vagina" again??? disgusting.
if these 2 aren't licking each other's pussies now, i'm sure they will be soon. "birds of a feather flock together"... trash hanging out with trash.
By Anonymous, on 12:01 AM
With each passing day the Twitney Spears spectacle gains in amusement.
It's like watching a trainwreck.
A trainwreck that has jumped the tracks, barreled through a fireworks factory and come to rest on a paraplegic group's fundraising picnic.
And I look at Parisite's boots and realize somewhere, right now, Buzz Lightyear walks groggily and barefoot, all the while wondering why his groin is itching to infinity and beyond.
By joejoe, on 12:06 AM
That grass and those boots are Photoshopped.
By Anonymous, on 12:49 AM
Paris is a bad influence to Britney
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By philton.org, on 2:23 AM
is it photoshop??
By Anonymous, on 2:41 AM
JoeJoe, that was hilarious. Poor Buzz!
I have to wonder about Mintz, he creeps me out. He's Parisite's publicist and now he's speaking for Twitney and she's flashing her snatch too? Is anyone else wondering if that's advice that's come from Mintz himself?
"Go on out there, get yourself seen...wear the shortest skirts, the most low cut tops, flash what you have to...yeah, that's it...ooooh yeah...sex sells, girls! Remember that!"
Creep.
By Vigilante, on 5:25 AM
hambone city! booya !
By jee nut, on 6:27 AM
I love britney very much ,but you know you've reached rock bottom when paris hilton helps you to walk after a party
By Alina, on 6:30 AM
Odd that she has a jacket on in pic 2 & 3 but not 1...Anyhoo, WTF is this white trash doing out and about EVERY night? I'm a mother of 4, and I do think she has every right to get out once in awhile. That being said, to be out EVERY night, even though the kids are sleeping who's with them during the day when they are awake? If she's getting in at 5 am there's NO WAY she's spending "quality time" with the two (even if she were not drinking the toll of being out every night will wear you down) If she is drinking (which she looks drunk in these pictures) she probably passed out in her bed with cheetos spread around her (or Parasite)...boy, she sure did whip thru that public sympothy real quick...hopefully her "family" will grow a set and tell her to knock it the fuck off!
By Anonymous, on 6:32 AM
god, that is so sad. britney's like, the chubby girl in high school who gets invited to sit at the popular girls' table and thinks her life couldn't get better.
of all the people to be "inspired by". what a loser.
By Anonymous, on 6:33 AM
Just love how Britney is flashing her bits for the whole world to see and Paris is covered up. Who knew Paris would ever be the "classier" one.
By CheeryBitch, on 6:53 AM
Pathetic. Just pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 7:06 AM
joejoe, the buzz lightyear comment.... priceless.
By Anonymous, on 7:36 AM
It doesn't take a genius to see the thinly veiled malicious intent on Paris's face in almost every picture. This is the total equivalent of the popular* girl befriending the fat, ugly poor girl in school and making the poor slob think she has a great new friend. Then, at the big party/school dance/football game/etc. the popular* girl totally does something horrible to embarrass the ugly fat girl. Only this time it will be captured by the paparazzi so we can enjoy it when Britney gets fried by Paris.
*please keep in mind I am using the word "popular" very loosely and only to help with the anecdote
By Anonymous, on 7:37 AM
Brad said...
Way to pick someone to look up to.. THe most hated person since Mark Furman. Good luck with that.
ROFLMAO. I guess the only person better than Mark Furman is O.J. himself. But there's always next week.
By Anonymous, on 8:15 AM
oh my god. it's working. these dumb broads are outsmarting us! they wanted us to pay attention to them...and here we are, paying attention. dammit!
By â¥, on 8:29 AM
her thighs look normal, what's wrong with you pro-ana psychos???
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
what the hell does this girl have against underwear anyways???
By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
Oh how nice, Britney is trying to out whore Paris. That's pretty much an entire life's work in progress.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
if you zoom way in, you'll see she didn't wipe properly. gave me an instant hardon.
By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM
I don't usually make fun of people's weight/size but when you're running around with all your heifer parts hanging out... you deserve what you get. Britney looks like a fat cow... an old fat cow.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
I don't usually make fun of people's weight/size but when you're running around with all your heifer parts hanging out... you deserve what you get. Britney looks like a fat cow and she looks like she's closing in on 40.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
SEXY
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Yeah, timetravel back to 2000 and tell someone that Twitney Spears will, in late 2006, become Paris Hilton's D.U.F.F.
Not only will no one believe you, but, they'll also have no idea who the fuck Paris Hilton is. They'd guess Paris Hilton refers to a brainless, personality-free object capable of taking in hundreds of guests.
Come to think of it, that also describes Paris Hilton, the person, rather accurately.
By joejoe, on 9:37 AM
Ignoring Britney's thighs for a minute (which is almost impossible since they're so large they block the light of the sun) is anybody else kind of wierded out that all the paparazzi in picture #1 look like illegal immigrants? What's our country coming to when we have to hire undocumented foreigners to take pictures of our celebrities dangling their naugty bits out of too-short skirts?!
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
7:37 - I couldn't have put it more eloquently! In fact, I witnessed this kind of behaviour in my horror high school years as well. Well, so much for a comeback, poor Britney, she doesn't have a clue. The saddest part yet, once she wakes up from this, she will be so mortified and run right back to Federline, get knocked up again and who knows what else. trainwreck indeed!
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
Come on how can anybody ware a dress that short and not have at least a thong on!
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
Brad said...
Way to pick someone to look up to.. THe most hated person since Mark Furman. Good luck with that.
9:35 PM
What B-tard meant was that his teeny weenis grows to its rock hard 1.5 inches whenever he thinks of Mark Furman pounding his mentally challenged ass. Good luck with that.
By Anonymous, on 10:47 AM
She has a disgusting fat body. Please, cover that mess up.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
how could the photographer just stand there instead of driving his tongue right up her exposed ass? what self-control! i would have attempted at least an anonymous backdoor fingerbang, no chance of getting caught since britney would have assumed it was paris.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
What kinda ish is B on that she doesn't care/feel that her cooch is out? Secondly, the fact that I saw a dingleberry in there is inexcusable and vomitacious. Thumbs down Brit, fix that.
By Nikky, on 5:18 PM
This is just a surreal set of photos. I can't believe that she would wear a dress that short with no panties and not know that her disgusting junk wouldn't show! She's a stink pig.
By Anonymous, on 8:24 PM
notice how she backed out of going to that award show with paris? I think paris set her up, look paris is wearing pants..."lets not wear panties tonight brit, we never do!" knowing that the paperazzi would be there with upskirt cams etc... jes sayin
By Anonymous, on 10:15 PM
Britney, I love the fact you put your dobber out there for the world to see it. I, personally, like it and would love to spend some alone time with it. If you are available, let me know. Hot Mama!
Hornsready
By Anonymous, on 6:56 AM
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