47 Comments:

• sweet jesus, jojo's got a face you could serve a roast dinner off of

  By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM  

• Are those sweat stains on JoJo's midsection? Or did Britney spill a bucket of KFC in her lap?

  By Anonymous, on 9:06 AM  

• Britney dressed up is like putting lipstick on a pig. Oh wait! It isn't like its the same thing. BTW I know you need advertisers support so I wont complain. But someday please bring back the boobies ont he side. Im like Jenny I love me some boobies too. Wont ever tell my old man that though.

  By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM  

• Cue the six remaining Britney fans uttering hyperactive squeals of, “omg she looks like so hot she’s finally back she is gonna make a great comeback and show all you loosers!”
  
  And I love it when idiots have extensions that obviously don’t match their hair, and tan their faces and chests but not their limbs. (I imagine she’s going to be bald by next year — she won’t stop abusing her hair)
  
  And she’s looking pretty haggard. Skin looks dead, bovine eyes are empty, and she’s still giggling and cooing as if she were a teenager. And, of course, showing her “cuntry” roots by constantly chewing gum. At least her tits aren’t hanging to her knees there.
  
  She seriously looks like she had a 15-minute Wal-mart makeover, applying fake tan and glue-on extensions in the bathroom, and then buying a “real purty” dress from a discount rack.

  By Anonymous, on 9:29 AM  

• Working on it, 9:21. Trying to pay bills and have boobies at the same time.
  
  Smooches.

  By Jenny, on 9:30 AM  

• What's going on..all the women look like shit. Was it a full moon last night?

  By Anonymous, on 9:42 AM  

• I have to say, all the pictures posted here are all ugly women.

  By Anonymous, on 9:56 AM  

• Paris should wear an eyepatch - LMAO!!
  
  That lazy eye was out of control.

  By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM  

• JoJo will, unfortunately, be around another few years.
  Simply put, she's slightly better looking than the computer that sings for her. Girl looks like a Mrs. Potatohead doll.
  
  I didn't watch the show. (Award shows are two hour long broadcasts of un-justified asskissing.) I have no idea who won, and I'm scared to even know who was nominated for what. Please, someone tell me that Parisite didn't garner any nominations/awards. PLEASE.
  
  Also, I'll bet dollars to doughnuts that Britney chews Nicorette gum.

  By joejoe, on 10:05 AM  

• For all the fame and fortune these people have, you would think they could afford to buy a mirror or have the common sense to use one. No style, taste or class.

  By Anonymous, on 10:10 AM  

• Remember the Romulans from Star Trek?
  Nelly Furtado.
  Cloaking device.
  
  That's all I'm sayin'.

  By William, on 10:21 AM  

• Britney = Fugly
  Ashlee = Corpse
  Paris = Wonky
  JoJo = Big Face
  Nelly = Blind

  By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM  

• it would be nice if these so called "music" award shows didn't base their nominations on who was on TRL that given day.
  
  seriously, unless you really love watching journalists lick the heels of worthless sluts, there's no point in watching them. ever.

  By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM  

• lol at the Romulan reference.

  By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM  

• I'm so sick of Paris Hilton.

  By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM  

• Ashlee Simpson's eyeball is doing its own thing in pic 4. Damn lazy eyed raccoon.

  By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM  

• Way to sell out, Mr. Sidekick 3.
  But wtf. We all gotta make a living, right?
  
  The AMAs without PWT Pink is like a Fourth of July picnic without muslim-offending barbeque pork.
  
  Nelly Turdfado's song "Promiscuous Girl" was in honor of every ho-bag that attends these ceremonies. Now if only you had some down-blouse pictures of one of these beotches

  By I don't like you in ANY way, on 11:45 AM  

• Nelly has some seriously thick legs and cankles.

  By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM  

• Seriously, all the money the Hiltons have, and they couldn't afford strabismus surgery for little Paris as a child?

  By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM  

• I don't like you in ANY way said...
  
  Way to sell out, Mr. Sidekick 3.
  But wtf. We all gotta make a living, right?
  
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  Don't compain about ads. You don't pay anything to look at this site. At least they don't have popups.

  By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM  

• strabismus??? Now I have to google that.

  By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM  

• "because he read the bus schedule wrong".
  
  OMYGOD. CAN YOU BE FUNNIER? IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

  By Anonymous, on 12:41 PM  

• I didn't know they had categories for not being able to rhyme and eating cake.
  
  LOL

  By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM  

• It looks like a "who's who" event of people I'd most like to see die in a fire.
  
  p.s. Britney, the trailer park is over that way ---->

  By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM  

• Ok, I really hate to rag on a 15 yr old....but, seriously, she looks like she was born a "he". And why not make her look appropriate for her age?
  
  and the whole "read the bus schedule wrong" comment was hysterical, because we all know kevin earl can't read!

  By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM  

• "When asked why he couldn't attend, Kevin Federline said he read the bus schedule wrong."
  
  ROFLMAO. For real. OMG.

  By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM  

• re: ashlee simpson... stringy hair extensions are doing nothing for you.

  By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM  

• britney... SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

  By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM  

• God help me, I'll be the lone voice here that stands up to defend JoJo. She's no Christina, but she's got a decent voice, picks some decent songs (for top 40), and - I hate to admit it - she was likable in "RV." If she can just pick a style that isn't so generic and manage to make herself stand out a bit I think she could have a lengthy, working-but-never-quite-a-superstar performer. Now, that having been said...
  
  Britney = "I'm still classy, right y'all? Y'all? Anybody?" *crickets*
  
  Ashlee = "Now that my old nose is gone, will you forgive me for SNL?"
  
  Paris = Pirates 3 is calling. Get the patch.
  
  Nelly = I'm generic now. BUY MY DAMNED RECORDS!
  
  And as much as it pains me to say it (and it'll cost me my membership in the Depeche Mode mope-and-dance club to say so), Kelly Clarkson can belt it out and picks *really* catchy material. I didn't care a whit for her until I saw her belt out (not lipsync, and I'm looking at *you*, Paris Hurlton!) "Since You've Been Gone" at the VMAs last year. She worked her ass off and won me over.

  By Anonymous, on 3:06 PM  

• one clown names 'anonymous' said "Don't compain about ads. You don't pay anything to look at this site. At least they don't have popups."
  
  I'm not complaining. I'm poking fun. Dude can take a little ribbing. I guarantee.
  Besides, it's mostly because I miss the old pic of Angelina's left boob.

  By I don't like you in ANY way, on 3:17 PM  

• Todd, you are hilarious (as usual.) Thanks for the laughs. The only thing that ruins my complete enjoyment of this site is the fact that these hideous / no talent losers are millionaires and I'm not.
  
  Oh well. Back to laughing.

  By Anonymous, on 4:38 PM  

• This website and the comments from TOdd, Jenny,and the posters is the funniest shit on the internet...I wish there was more sometimes!!
  
  "Seriously, Paris Hilton should just go ahead and get an eye patch."
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA too funny.
  
  I remember thinking when I saw her last night thAT she must be trying to cover up her lazy eye with all that make-up!!!

  By Carolina, on 6:39 PM  

• JoJo's smile looks like she just got a tooth pulled.

  By Michelle, on 7:14 PM  

• "JoJo" still has baby hands.
  
  What's wrong with these people? She's 15!!!

  By Anonymous, on 8:47 PM  

• Nelly Furtado looks just like Cortney Cox

  By Anonymous, on 8:56 PM  

• nelly furtado looks exactly like gruesome's wife, creepela.
  
  now i'm really aging myself!

  By Anonymous, on 9:17 PM  

• Furtado's legs match Keira K's.
  
  Yipes.

  By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM  

• Furtado's legs match Keira K's.
  
  Yipes.

  By B-Mac, on 9:47 PM  

• Britney is ugly now no matter how her tits look like or her ass or what ever she smells like kfed so go away skank
  
  Ashlee has nice legs lets hope she is not spreading them to that black guy bleh
  
  paris h well she is just garbage no matter what she has on ,100% ugly whore
  
  jojo is one anoying kid who sucks and thinks she is black with that r&b crap she "sings"
  
  nelly furtado keeps getting uglier and uglier by the minute who the fuck told her that she was hot, some one who was high on crack

  By Anonymous, on 9:56 PM  

• NELLY! Those LEGS?!!!

  By Emm, on 12:28 PM  

• Y'know, I don't think I have ever seen a pic of Britney where she HASN'T looked trashy. Am I wrong? All she's missing is a trailer park, bare feet and a dirty baby on her hip.

  By Anonymous, on 6:32 PM  

• Nelly was pretty back when she wanted to be an artist and a sort of pop-folkie. Then she decided to be MTV, trendy and sexy.
  
  Now she looks like a younger, less stylish (yeoch!) version of Janice Dickinson. She's even doing the same stupid thing by pursing her lips to make them look bigger. And yech, those dog bangs!

  By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM  

• Ahahaha! Todd rocks! This was by far the funniest post on my daily Rag-sites. Thanks for lighting up a dull day at the office & greetings from Amsterdam.

  By elbowadeluxe, on 6:36 AM  

• Brit: Looks like crap. Just Crap.
  Asslee: Don't even recognize that girl anymore.
  Paris: She looks good for a change. Super-fake, overly made up, slightly wrinkled and fraggl-haired, but that's good for her.
  Jo-Ho is cute. A smidgen of butta-face. Her eyebrows are a little too arched, but otherwise she looks pretty cute. And mostly normal. Let's hope she stays that way.
  Nelly: Her wig is on crooked. No seriously, it is. Her legs are too effing chunky for either one of those dresses. Shame, cause she's pretty.

  By Anonymous, on 6:21 PM  

• All comments were super funny, I must say. And Britney IS laying it on a bit thick for someone who had her 2nd child eight weeks ago. I'm not sure where all this sexiness came from, I just wish it would go back into her bagina and stay there forever. Because I'm tired of hiding from it. But the romps with Paris, who looks like a cheap wonky eyed hooker in the pics above, are quite amusing for our sakes. Nelly and Paris look kinda like each other actually...and Ashlee looks like she forgot to dry and comb her hair, or is that a weave? Looks like it just died a few hours ago, ugh! What a waste of an awards show, I don't even care who won...hahhaha, love that K-Fed couldn't make it cause he read the bus schedule wrong, that's hysterical! Thank you thank you thank you, Todd!

  By Anonymous, on 5:22 PM  

• wow... ashlie. that's a shell of a person if i've ever seen one.

  By Anonymous, on 10:27 PM  

• Brit's boobs arent sagging because it's a bustier top on the dress. There are some very recent photos of her in no bra and a button down. NOT GOOD.

  By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM  

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