yeah she's super hot. right up until something sets her off and she gives you that big-eyed psychobitch rage-stare, and either slaps you or starts cutting (again). the shaman would tell you to take your penis and run, before BigEye FishLip cuts it off because you haven't been paying her enough attention during the last 24 hours.
anon 11:38 said: "yeah she's super hot. right up until something sets her off and she gives you that big-eyed psychobitch rage-stare, and either slaps you or starts cutting (again). the shaman would tell you to take your penis and run, before BigEye FishLip cuts it off because you haven't been paying her enough attention during the last 24 hours."
yeah, but theres pros and cons to every relationship. and that ass is spectacular.
dunno. those boobs are spectacular. maybe the face is striking (depends on what you like, big features vs. petite features). but the ass is not the least bit spectacular, it's sort of flat and featureless. kind of like the midwest.
angelina jolie couldnt get my dick hard unless i was blindfolded and didnt have any idea who i was fucking. only thing going for her is her lips and tits. everything else is flawed. her tall lanky appearance and her veiny arms. eewwwwww
Her boobs aren't that great. I still dont' get her appeal. She looks severe most of the time: Her Pam Anderson style, drawn on eyebrows, her constant use of heavy eyeliner on her squinty eyes...I don't get it. She has several moles on her face that are consistently air-brushed out. Her lips don't appeal to me, they always look cracked and the upper one is artificially inflated a bit to match the lower. You can see that in older photo comparisons.
I like her jawline and her nose (which has also been refined surgically, thought it was fine before, don't know why she bothered) and she has good hair. Her body is nice, but I think she is too lean to be really healthty, the whole scrawny starlet thing.
I know I know. I'm fat and I eat cheetos. Whatever.
My god. Do people have their heads up this womans ass to find out and report everything that goes in and out her mouth? Next thing I know we'll be getting updates on the color of her poo.
Hey Angelina you know how you're always going around the world trying to save everybody? Overpopulation is the reason so quit spittin out fuckin babies.
"Hey Angelina you know how you're always going around the world trying to save everybody? Overpopulation is the reason so quit spittin out fuckin babies."
Thank you for pointing that out. Why is it that people go apeshit when stars (0r anyone for that matter) reproduce? There are too damn many of us competing for resources already. Would everyone please wear a goddamn condom for crying out loud?!
my god people, she JUST had a baby. Most women--well except maybe Britney--aren't interested in getting pregnant again immediately. What is it about the press' obsession with baby making these days? Every female star in Hollywood under the age of 50 has been rumored to be pregnant in the last year.
Um, interesting how much thought some of you are giving to NOT screw her. Methinks the lot of ya protest to damn much, and if you had even had a micron of a chance to be even within wiffing distance, you'd faint, crap, and scream for mommy all at the same time.
I think her pooch is the results of her c-sec and a little photoshopping. I don't think she's pregnant again already, but I do think she will be by this time next year.
Brad said in an interview a couple of wks ago that he wanted a soccer team, and that by next yr *he* planned on having 6 total (men kill me with how many kids THEY'RE going to have when all they're really having is the sex part!)
That said, I do have a strong feeling they will have more than 2 bio kids, and they will be close in age. I bet they end up with maybe 4, and just one more adopted kid.
she looks way too thin if she gained some weight she would be real nice looking
about the "competing over the planets resources" that was unbelievably mean she is a millionaire remember? she can feed those kids kids kids for generations to come
why should anyone be telling anyone whether they should breed or not that is just pathetic
the actual problem is we're not trying at the least to stop over-exploiting the earth's resources
plus we 've made a jungle out of a society of humans (with more brain than jungle animals, allegedly)
plus there's not justice in sharing these goodies of the earth from the starving to the obese
so overpopulation is not the subject here its more like overpopulation with dickheads
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sure, sure, brad's real lucky. tell him that when the nambian mulatto comes out.
By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM
"your penis and a wise Native American shaman...."
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha it's funny because it's true.
this is the funniest site ever.
By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM
maybe she's just putting on some weight. in which case, let me just say ahead of time, she "looks great"
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
Angelina is so hot it hurts.
O/T: I love Jenny.
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Geez, she's having kids like Kelly has seconds; quick and often.
By joejoe, on 11:05 AM
yeah she's super hot. right up until something sets her off and she gives you that big-eyed psychobitch rage-stare, and either slaps you or starts cutting (again). the shaman would tell you to take your penis and run, before BigEye FishLip cuts it off because you haven't been paying her enough attention during the last 24 hours.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
You go girl! Make it BAMZ+2 (maybe a boy this time?) :))
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Eh...I really couldn't care less.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
Weve heard this before, complete with pics. Unfortunatly all the other times the pics were old.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
anon 11:38 said: "yeah she's super hot. right up until something sets her off and she gives you that big-eyed psychobitch rage-stare, and either slaps you or starts cutting (again). the shaman would tell you to take your penis and run, before BigEye FishLip cuts it off because you haven't been paying her enough attention during the last 24 hours."
yeah, but theres pros and cons to every relationship. and that ass is spectacular.
By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM
if it's Star, then the source also reported receiving this info directly from mindbeams sent by Angie. but i guess they edited that out.
By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM
dunno. those boobs are spectacular. maybe the face is striking (depends on what you like, big features vs. petite features). but the ass is not the least bit spectacular, it's sort of flat and featureless. kind of like the midwest.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
angelina jolie couldnt get my dick hard unless i was blindfolded and didnt have any idea who i was fucking. only thing going for her is her lips and tits. everything else is flawed. her tall lanky appearance and her veiny arms. eewwwwww
By prettyboy, on 2:00 PM
her feet are gross..does she ever cut her toenails, or is she trying to be in the guiness book of world records? ...yuck
By Anonymous, on 2:19 PM
having babies saves bad relationships.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
i'd probably put a bag over her head to fuck her. those lips really get on my nerves.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
Her boobs aren't that great. I still dont' get her appeal. She looks severe most of the time: Her Pam Anderson style, drawn on eyebrows, her constant use of heavy eyeliner on her squinty eyes...I don't get it. She has several moles on her face that are consistently air-brushed out. Her lips don't appeal to me, they always look cracked and the upper one is artificially inflated a bit to match the lower. You can see that in older photo comparisons.
I like her jawline and her nose (which has also been refined surgically, thought it was fine before, don't know why she bothered) and she has good hair. Her body is nice, but I think she is too lean to be really healthty, the whole scrawny starlet thing.
I know I know. I'm fat and I eat cheetos. Whatever.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
Looks like the almighty do-gooder, best wife and mother ever, has pulled a white trash Britney Spears move.
Ang, it won't save the relationship, i swear it won't.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
no, she's scrawny, got no butt, arms for legs, and sticks for arms. you're free to eat persecution-free cheetos.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
just watch, the baby will look just like the dad of madonna's stolen baby. what a burn.
By Anonymous, on 2:40 PM
My god. Do people have their heads up this womans ass to find out and report everything that goes in and out her mouth? Next thing I know we'll be getting updates on the color of her poo.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
It was green. Damned curry.
By Vigilante, on 4:43 PM
....and the 12 year old boys across the country are drooling
By Anonymous, on 8:41 PM
Hey Angelina you know how you're always going around the world trying to save everybody? Overpopulation is the reason so quit spittin out fuckin babies.
By Anonymous, on 9:08 PM
so fuckin hott--i'd bang her six ways to sunday
By Anonymous, on 9:26 PM
she's doing a movie where the woman was pregnant when her dh died. duh...
By Anonymous, on 9:47 PM
Isn't she doing a picture where the subject is pregnant when her dh is murdered????
By Anonymous, on 9:49 PM
"Hey Angelina you know how you're always going around the world trying to save everybody? Overpopulation is the reason so quit spittin out fuckin babies."
Thank you for pointing that out. Why is it that people go apeshit when stars (0r anyone for that matter) reproduce? There are too damn many of us competing for resources already. Would everyone please wear a goddamn condom for crying out loud?!
By Anonymous, on 9:55 PM
What the fuck are you talking about 10:49. You're a fucking idiot. Motherfucker!
By Anonymous, on 1:11 AM
my god people, she JUST had a baby. Most women--well except maybe Britney--aren't interested in getting pregnant again immediately. What is it about the press' obsession with baby making these days? Every female star in Hollywood under the age of 50 has been rumored to be pregnant in the last year.
By Anonymous, on 7:50 AM
So, in other words, Brad's gettin' himself some PUNEtang. HA HA HA HA HA *ahem* .....sorry.
By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM
Um, interesting how much thought some of you are giving to NOT screw her. Methinks the lot of ya protest to damn much, and if you had even had a micron of a chance to be even within wiffing distance, you'd faint, crap, and scream for mommy all at the same time.
By Anonymous, on 9:58 AM
I think her pooch is the results of her c-sec and a little photoshopping. I don't think she's pregnant again already, but I do think she will be by this time next year.
Brad said in an interview a couple of wks ago that he wanted a soccer team, and that by next yr *he* planned on having 6 total (men kill me with how many kids THEY'RE going to have when all they're really having is the sex part!)
That said, I do have a strong feeling they will have more than 2 bio kids, and they will be close in age. I bet they end up with maybe 4, and just one more adopted kid.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
Who gives a shit?
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
"so fuckin hott--i'd bang her six ways to sunday"
"______ ways to sunday" was banned as an expression here about 6 months ago. please get with the program.
By Anonymous, on 4:40 PM
Wahhhhhh!!! Wahhhhhhh!!! Wahhhhhhhh!!! Know what I'm saying?
By Angelina's Nambian Mulatto Baby, on 5:49 PM
Maybe her belly is puffy from all that mulnutrition. And a bulemic loses control of her lunch unconsciuosly sometimes.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 PM
she looks way too thin
if she gained some weight she would be real nice looking
about the "competing over the planets resources"
that was unbelievably mean
she is a millionaire remember?
she can feed those kids kids kids for generations to come
why should anyone be telling anyone whether they should breed or not
that is just pathetic
the actual problem is
we're not trying at the least
to stop over-exploiting the earth's resources
plus
we 've made a jungle out of
a society of humans
(with more brain than jungle animals, allegedly)
plus
there's not justice in sharing these goodies of the earth
from the starving to the obese
so
overpopulation is not the subject here
its more like
overpopulation with dickheads
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
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