61 Comments:

• What about his two previous kids? I don't recall him begging for custody for those two.

  By scamps, on 10:30 AM  

• His first two kids are going to grow up so KFed-up it's not even funny. He should be neutered.
  He probably can't afford a real lawyer anyway, so this is all going to end up being showcased on his dinner theatre one-man show in 20 years.

  By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM  

• "I think my whore is dead."

  By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM  

• KFed only wants custody because then he'll get child support from Britney which will enable him to continue being a waste of space.

  By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM  

• Yeah, like any judge is going to give custody of 1-year old and an infant to the father unless the mother is an HIV-positive crack-head.
  
  Good luck, Fed-Ex. That's the most pathetic negotiating tactic ever. You need to black-mail her with the REAL sex tape.

  By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM  

• As sad as it sounds, given Britney's track records with the children, the kids are probably better off with K-Fed. Or you could just assume they are fucked either way.

  By Anonymous, on 10:59 AM  

• 2 awesome things about this post:
  
  1) "Old French Whore" reference. Garth Brooks is usually a douchebag, but he was awesome in that.
  
  2) Britney's baby boobs. I like. Wawaweewa.

  By Anonymous, on 11:03 AM  

• Yep britney's milk bags have gotten huge.

  By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM  

• Fuckin Kato Kaelin!

  By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM  

• It's not his fault! Shar made him do it. They planned this from the beginning.

  By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM  

• What a knucklescraping troglodite this K "I'm a failed abortion" Fed is. How arrogant. It's almost as if he thinks: "I married you and knocked you up. Then I mooched off you for two years. So now, I'm gonna keep the kids and you're gonna have to pay me." What barrel does he think he's got Britney over? A sex tape will just make her more wealthy: all you guys know you would buy it. Y'all all wanna see her poon.
  
  This guy is just as pathetic as Mr. Bobbitt and his "after the reattachment" porn.

  By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM  

• Kids better off with Fed-Ex?????
  
  I agree the Britney is not a model mother, but at least those kids will grow up with a supportive extended Spears family, have a silver spoon in each of their mouths, go to the best pre-schools, etc etc...
  
  If they were with Fed-Ex, he'd hire a cheap 'pino nanny, continue his party lifestyle, find yet another stupid woman to have two kids with, and then ignore them for the rest of their lives.

  By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM  

• She's CRYING because he stood her up??? Is THIS the final straw that made her file for divorce four days later??? Hmmmm???
  
  And she's a dirty ass. But I heard that Jennifer Aniston is a dirty bird that doesn't like to take showers...after sitting around all day smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee. Stinky. Apparently, not bathing is the new black.

  By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM  

• I think I'm one of the few that isn't sad to see Britney get what she deserves. I'm not sad one bit that her attempt at buying someone didn't work out the way she thought. Next time, don't go to the jerk store for a husband. Bwahahahaha!
  
  Okay, I do feel bad for the kiddies for having asswipes for parents. Like anon 10:59 said, they are fucked either way.

  By Anonymous, on 11:22 AM  

• Doesn't his face just scream "Sucker Punch Me!" I mean it REALLY annoys the hell out of me when he makes that face... Grease ball....

  By Danielle, on 11:26 AM  

• All he ever wanted was Brits money, from day one..he was a loser when she met him, and she knew he had shar pregnant...what goes around comes around...I do think the kids will be better of with Brit...nearly every pic you have ever seen was of SPF and Brit..hardly any with Fed-Ex...he could care less about those kids...does he ever see his other 2 children? And Anonymous? What does Jennifer Aniston have to do with this thread?

  By jannre, on 11:43 AM  

• It hardly matters who gets custody. The kids will be raised by family members/nannies no matter where they go. I just think it's HIL.ARIOUS that Fed-Ex even has the gall to file those papers.
  
  I'm sorry, Britney sucks. Her baby is 4 WEEKS old and she's partying in New York for a week? Dumb bitch.

  By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM  

• Jennifer Anniston = allegedly unwashed
  Britney = definitely unwashed
  
  it was a simple comparison.

  By Anonymous, on 11:49 AM  

• Am I the only one who's noticed that Brit's left cha-cha is about four times larger than the right?

  By KITTY X, on 11:49 AM  

• Look at those bombs on Britney! Day-um.

  By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM  

• 8 weeks.

  By Tazznum1, on 11:52 AM  

• 8 weeks. Who cares, they are both complete fuck ups.
  
  I hope he does take half her money and blow it within 2 years on liquor and his "homies"
  
  
  Both don't deserve any money.
  
  The only winners are the lawyers. :)

  By Tazznum1, on 11:54 AM  

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  By Brandy, on 11:55 AM  

• You know, I think K-Fed's biggest claim to fame, other than the fact that he knocked Britney up a few times, was his appearence in "You Got Served" How prophetic!

  By Brandy, on 11:58 AM  

• Maybe the baby prefers one breast over the other. Mine did and I had one boob bigger than the other. Of course I didn't showcase them so you couldn't tell.
  OMG was he really in that? I admit I might want to watch it now. You know the whole train wreck thing.

  By Anonymous, on 12:17 PM  

• Dude, she's a total roach. And we can't get rid of her! Hopefully the mickey mouseketeers that liked her crap are old enought to recognize synthesized voice overs and refuse to buy her swill.
  
  She broke up a family, did the actual proposing, bought the ring, and told lies about their being married before they really were. She wanted his ass so bad, so she deserves whatever she gets.

  By Anonymous, on 12:23 PM  

• Brandy, that's right! lol
  
  Isn't that face he's making the same one Jessica Simpson always makes? So that must be the labotomy face?

  By Anonymous, on 12:27 PM  

• i'm not a fan of either brit or k shmeg, but you have to feel bad for a girl in this situation. how can you lead a real life when you've had everyone saying that your fabulous and kissing your ass at such a young age just to bask in the glow that is "celebrity"? she could marry her own brother and the people closest to her would probably say "oh! he's great for you" because they don't want to lose a little bit of what could be theirs. this girl has no real life experience. she was sooooooooo sheltered from such a young age and has been paying all these leeches to make her life decisions for her. and i know that once the "britney stole my boyfriend" story came out, it put the publicity machine into overdrive and it has just not stopped. and k fed's countersuit? what a joke i think i have seen ONE pic of that guy and sean preston. that is it. i'm changing his name to "straight david gest"

  By Anonymous, on 12:30 PM  

• Federline was on Tyra Banks recently admitting that Britney was a much better parent then he was (which isn't saying much). Why would he even bother to file for custody with that on tape?

  By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM  

• they can fight as much as they want, as long as i get custody of the ass oil.

  By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

• I think it's unfair to say Britney is a bad mother. I have to say that of all the photos you see of the kids she's there with them. At least she goes out with them...unlike some famous women.
  
  It's true she's had difficulties becoming a mom but it's a hard job and I have to at least give her credit for trying to be a hands on mom.
  
  Kevin should just go away.

  By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM  

• i somewhat agree with 1:10pm.
  
  sure britney wont catch a nomination for mother of the year but shes always with her kids. every picture we saw in the past year...whether it was a picture of her in the park or her on vacation she always holding SPF, while kevin was seen out partying all over the world.
  
  she's going to get custody of those kids and i doubt she'd have to give him alimony

  By prettyboy, on 1:23 PM  

• I agree, it is a tough job for anyone being a mom and as far as I can tell, she has been a single mom as well.. I mean I have seen a total of maybe 2 photo's of KF holding the baby... You go Britney... No court is ever going to give custody to a father like KF or even consider taking away a 1 year old or a breast feeding baby from the mother. The man is a sleaze who is watching his gravy train pull out from the station and is panicking, cos you know he isn't going to make it in the REAL world without his mommy..

  By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM  

• ^ "No court is ever going to give custody to a father like KF or even consider taking away a 1 year old or a breast feeding baby from the mother."
  
  Britney does not breast feed her kids, dumbass! God, why are Britney fans so blind, deaf and dumb?

  By Anonymous, on 1:29 PM  

• Britney doesn't breastfeed. Just because her tits are still bigdoesn't mean she's breastfeeding. She just had a baby like a minute ago and the milk hasn't dried up yet. Also, if she was breastfeeding S.P.F. she wouldn't have been able to get pregnant again so soon after he was born. Breastfeeding stops your body from ovulating.

  By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM  

• a sure sign that britney is back - the girls are getting even cattier. saucer of milk for the "jenny" party, coming right up!

  By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM  

• britney can't be "back" if she was never "here" in the first place. photoshopped pictures and filtered camera lenses can't wash away the dirt and inbreeding.

  By Anonymous, on 1:40 PM  

• I just noticed she's even wearing fishnet stockings, too. God she's so tactless.

  By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM  

• Isn't she a little overdressed for that place? It looks like a goddamn pizza joint or sports bar.

  By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM  

• Not bathing is the new black? Dayum. Keanu's greaseball style is fashionable? Hmmm...
  
  Guess I can skip the shower at the YWCA then, huh? Suits me fine anyways...I heard a while back the place is a phallus palace and I've been kinda worried about showering with all those "old ladies" ever since.
  
  And K-Tard asking for custody? Not a snowball's chance on the sun, man. I can't wait for all the "Super Dad" pics of him that are going to suddenly surface in the next couple of months. He's such a wanker.

  By Vigilante, on 2:00 PM  

• 1:40 PM don't cry, it's just a celeb, none of this is important. there, there.

  By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM  

• Before anyone starts nominating Bratney for Mom of the Year, recall that her mistakes in the last year include at least three baby-drops (and countless others not on tape), a kid unbuckled in a convertible, and other charming incidents.
  
  And since she filed for divorce, Shitney has been strutting around, trying to convince everyone that "Ah'm lahk, real hawt, y'all!" Note that her children are nowhere nearby, at all in the last week, at a very tumultuous time in their little lives. And for some reason, we have people burbling about how she tries hard.
  
  Oh, and no way is she breastfeeding. Too vain.
  
  She's a pathetic little loser who used the "devoted mom" thing to cover up the fact that she has no career now. It gave her an excuse to be fat, lazy, gross and accomplish nothing for a few years.
  
  Now she wants to be a hit singer again, and the babies are conspicuously absent.

  By Anonymous, on 2:02 PM  

• AMEN, 2:02!

  By Anonymous, on 2:08 PM  

• britney is sooooo hot again! i'm so glad she's back!!!

  By Anonymous, on 2:39 PM  

• She looks like she smells like moonshine and a homeless guy's nutsack. I would have stood her up too. I'm surprised the restaurant let her in.

  By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM  

• Man, she's sure a hot mess.

  By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM  

• Poor hygeine can be a sign of depression. Having grown up in a hippie house, well some people aren't taught this shit. Some people are taught it and rebel. Regardless, I do feel some pity for Britney, girl's been a show pony her whole life. Makes me glad my parents paid no attention to my big childhood dreams in retrospect. And her filth is nowhere near that of her "husband's". Kudos to whoever said he needs to be neutered. If you can do it to a dog, why not K-Fed?

  By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM  

• Interesting vid of Kfart - looks like they captured the moment when he got the sms from Shitney telling him to hit the road
  
  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkq0w6ua_Sg&eurl=
  
  HAHAHAAHHAH loser.
  
  Someone get him SPAYED this instant.
  
  Shitney should get him capped, would be a cheaper and easier solution.

  By Smartie, on 4:15 PM  

• She hauled SPF1 around all the time, sure did. But have you clapped eyes on SPF2? Not even a suspicious bulge under a blanket! WTF!?!?!?! Why is this one non existant? Is it black? Asian? Looks like Chris Klein? Justin?

  By Smartie, on 4:22 PM  

• YOU CAN GET PREGNANT BREASTFEEDING... definitely. Make no mistake... Now.. about the spaying the mutha...

  By C Del Sur, on 4:24 PM  

• ^ Only in extremely RARE cases.

  By Anonymous, on 5:37 PM  

• Britney doesn't breastfeed. You always seen the baby with a bottle in his mouth and you can tell by the color and consistency of the "milk" that it's formula and not breastmilk. Anyone who has breastfed their babies for a reasonable amount of time knows.

  By Anonymous, on 6:58 PM  

• duh. people who schedule c-sections for their babies because they're "afraid" of the pain and then have tummy tucks right after LIKE SHE DID this time are not selfless enough to breastfeed.

  By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM  

• Simple, breast milk leaks. I see no nursing pads or nursing bras.
  Its a really sad day when even I say Brit is a way better mother than...

  By Anonymous, on 8:06 PM  

• What a fucking douchebag! He doesn't care about his previous kids, but wants these two for the money?!
  
  I agree with the previous posters, he should be neutered.

  By Anonymous, on 1:28 AM  

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  By Anonymous, on 6:52 AM  

• Who in the he** is her stylist? This is a half-a*s attempt at trying to look sexy! She finally got rid of that dumb, white hat, but still. Is she losing her hair? Trailer Trash.

  By Anonymous, on 6:54 AM  

• If she tried to give him the kids, he would head for the border, any border.

  By Anonymous, on 10:25 PM  

• why does he want the kids he needs to take care of his two sambos kids he had with that black chick so is a piece of shit as a father and as a man , he thinks he is a man because he has his pants down his flat ass and is all over another guy's ass in RAW he is now a fake wrestler he loves the smell of huge guy sweat ha hahahaha balls slaping his face of he is in love playing around in RAW

  By Anonymous, on 9:38 AM  

• Yeah, thanks. Wouldn't want anyone having any positive thoughts of Britney, now would we. Some of you bloggers are pathetic.

  By Goliano, on 11:15 AM  

• She's a filthy whore and not even the fun kind of filthy whore. Like she really doesn't shower and she's disgusting.

  By Anonymous, on 6:49 PM  

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