Britney must think that it is the "in" thing to do to flash your vag for the cameras. Or maybe she is trying to catch up with Lindsey Lohan. I used to hear that Britney would buy underwear, wear it once and throw it away. I guess not anymore!
first - and I love it , show me more of this goddess of trailer park trash . she is still has it and I would het that 5 times a day sideways and in her mouth
Who's responsible for the designing of that dress? Timothy Leary?? That's LSD-inspired clothing if I've ever seen it.
Could just be me, but the ho looks drunk, or atleast a bit 'buzzy' from some brews. Maybe it's the glossy, puffy eyes. Maybe it's because her and her friend find pumping gas so downright funny.
From the Paris Hilton Book of Attention Whoring Philosophy and Applied Methodology:
"If you find yourself facing seemingly undue scrutiny from the press, friends, family, and non-English speakers, seize every opportunity available to show your snorcher. This will keep you hot."
Oh jeebus... this is all so deliberate but I think her real motivation is that Kevin will see the photos and be reminded of what he once had and he'll come running back. She really believes that she's got hypnotic pussy! Ahahaha!
Putting my vision at great peril, I have looked closely at pics 5 and 6 and that looks like underwear, not skin. You can see the fabric design on the second one. Maybe she was dressed up for church.
This IS Armageddon. You know it's near the end of the world when you have to say things like "Jesus, Britney... Put some freakin' panties on!". Those are words I never thought I'd be saying a decade ago when she was actually hot.
And to Gonzo : Seeing Britney's piehole does NOT make her hot. In most the shots you can see her C-section scar. Ugh. Excuse me while I go vomit. Is it just me or does KFed suddenly look like the sensible one??
Britney must think that it is the "in" thing to do to flash your vag for the cameras. Or maybe she is trying to catch up with Lindsey Lohan. I used to hear that Britney would buy underwear, wear it once and throw it away. I guess not anymore!
Zaron3d, Haivng a c-section scar does not make you unattractive or less appealing in anyway. Bad parenting, no tasta in men and lack of self respect do. Get a fuckin clue!
Britney must think that it is the "in" thing to do to flash your vag for the cameras. Or maybe she is trying to catch up with Lindsey Lohan. I used to hear that Britney would buy underwear, wear it once and throw it away. I guess not anymore!
maybe she realized that she had no money left after kfed and she signed up to be paris's new project for a couple mil and she still cant afford to buy underwear bc she threw them all away?
I love how her chin is melting into her neck in the last picture.
Even after thousands of dollars of liposuction and with tons of money for personal trainers and workout equiptment she still looks like a late-20s trailer park whore.
Fuck this bitch. She's as talentless as Jessica Simpson and ten times as ugly.
I do believe that k-fed asked for all of Britney's panties in the divorce settlement. So she has just hidden them along with their kids somewhere k-fed and his lawyer will never find them.
I've always been a 'get drunk at bars in my hoochie clothes and sing along to britney loudly with my girlfriends' sort of britney fan. Not so much a 'buy her album/go to her concerts/vote for her on TRL' sort of fan.
This week, however, has caused me to realize that even the bar-fly in me has standards. Oops I did it again, toxic, hit me baby one more time--you are dead to me.
Wow. KFed must be laughing his ass off at this dumb bitch. Read somewhere that he was planning on writing a book revealing all her trashy trailer park secrets.
Team KFed! Is there anyway we can get shirts with that printed on them??
Okay, it's starting to get offensive. It must suck to be this washed up and tore up at 24. But, sure enough there will be some dumb f**ks who will buy into her "come back" and make her a millionaire several time over. God Bless America. Only here can you pull this sh*t and still have more money than some poor bastard that works a 9 to 5. This is all the talent that is required. Sucks.
She was probably actually better off with Federline. It seems to me she's spiraled out of control. Look for a lot more lunacy in the near future ... arrests, incidents with her kids, public sexcapades, sex tapes ... you name it.
Did KFed fucking beat her or something?? What's with the massive bruise on her leg and her puffy, swollen face??
Maybe she tried to put on panties, and Paris forcefully made her take them off and in the process bruised her leg. But she didn't count on the trailer park skills and Shitney beat Parasite to death....now when the revenge hitmen are hired by the Hiltons to take out Shitney (and KFed, for convincing her that it was a nice vajayjay), all will be well.
The really sad part is that in the first pic you can just see the "come on people, get another shot of this dumbass hobag" look on the other chick's face. It might be laughable if it weren't so truly pathetic. Must really suck to have millions and yet not a single person in the world who really cares enough about you to slap some sense into your stupid ass.
Well, between Shitney and K-Fag, I think the one who should get custody is....SHAR JACKSON! I know they're not hers, but at least the kids would grow up with their siblings. And Shar seems pretty normal to me, at least by Hollywood standards.
You know, no matter how much money and stuff these celebritwats have, they still feel the need to flash their crotches to get attention. SAD. No other word for it.
Just goes to show, you can't buy classiness.
If normal people acted this way, they'd have their children taken away. Something to think about, Brit.
I'd hit that ass, then I'd marry that shit. She seems like the type of bitch who wouldn't hate on me for not having a job and watching Court TV all day. Know what I'm sayin?
Ok, I can admit that her legs look great. But, why not try to fix your busted up face and hair? And grab some undies. On a good night I go out with undies and leave them somewhere, but that's not every night!
If you didn't know she was 24, you could easily believe her to be in her late 30's. She looks like shit. And put on some fucking underwear you worthless slut! Not even 5 dollar hookers flash their cunt as much as you!
come on brit spread your legs wider so the photogs can take a "good" pic of your smelly hole, when you come out of the car just spread your legs wide and smile and shave next time you go out hairy pussies are out shave or waxed is in oh and maybe some bending over too for some rear horror for your "fans"
has anyone looked at pic 1 and 3....her face looks more than just ugly...she looks like she is on something...maybe she is either wasted or coked up...that would explain the lack of modesty
actually i feel sorry for her fans. they only have about 10 transistors in their heads to begin with, and they've been fried this week. now it won't work when she tries to send new programming to them, for her triumphant cumback.
at this point, the only way i'll respect her is if she waits for all the photogs to get set, then turns around, spreads her asscheeks, and crawls backwards out of the car, capping it off by producing a perfectly round turdlet in the last shot.
This girl knows her pussy was all over the Internet yesterday, but she didn't wear underwear AGAIN last night? She's either retarded or doing it on purpose or both. Go home and take care of your newborn and your other baby, you whore.
the whole flashing your pussy went out with hula hoops come on, Lindsay's been all over that shit for the last three months. it's like they (Lindz and Paris) had a pow-wow about it 6 months ago and now Britney wants to copy them....what a poseur! And that dress gives me a headache find a stylist already!
is anyone out there still a fan? i mean, REALLY? even those diehard people who supported her through her marriage to garbage-fag? after all of this, can anyone really say they have any reason whatsoever to not want to have this whorebag simply go away forever?
She looks like TOTAL shit!! Why anyone would think she is pretty is beyond me. And if her looser soon to be ex-hubby is out and about too, who is watchin the kids? the dog? She really doesnt act like someone who is a custody battle for her kids. She is a TERRIBLE mom!
Victoria Beckham always wears tight miniskirts, but we've never seen her snatch. Maybe she could give lessons to Brit, Paris and Lindsay. Go easy on the girls, since they all hang together, they might have a common "medical condition" that requires ventilation. razor burn?? Anyway, fly Posh in to straighten them out.
11:38AM - yes. They are the authors to the posts on every Britney thread that use any and every tired old excuse to defend her skanky ass. Here's what a few of those posts look like:
"Duh, it's flesh or peach colored underware!" "She's young yall! She deserves to act like skank!" "Britney's gonna make a kickass comeback! Just wait and see!" "Britney rules OK DEAL WITH AN MOVE ON SHES RULES" "If you say you wouldn't do Britney, your gay!" "These are fake. You people are idiots to think it’s real or else you’ve never photoshopped."
De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt and this it runs DEEP with the diehard Brit fans. To paraphrase Silky Johnston - What can I say about Britney that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? She looks bombed out and depleted.
Victoria Beckham has starved her pussy down to nanometer size, that's why we haven't seen it. Doesn't matter because David's in the other hole...of a guy.
I just don't get it. Am I just odd in that I'm uncomfortable without some form of covering over my naughty bits? If not for modesty for SANITARY reasons, for gawd's sake. You don't know who's sat in that chair before you.
Of course this is the woman who walked into a gas station restroom barefoot. Silly me.
And I think I've seen Brit's and Paris' bits more than my own at this point.
wow...i think the world has seen brits razr-bumped-up nanny,it must suck to hav the world all up in ur privates..lol..but wen u become frens with paris this is the least of your worries...i mean com'n a thong atleast...but anyway i'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this MOTHER of two to be showin her cuchie to the world...i don t knw abt u but i wud not want my frens come up to me and say..."i knw wat ur mums vagi looks like"
yeah whovever said her c-section scar was nasty was right. the fact that i've seen it along w/ the entire internet and i don't even know her speaks volumes about her. and for whoever said its not nasty because its a sign of mother hood is wrong. i have unsightly stretchmarks on my stomach so i guess i should go out in a tank top tonight and hopefully get some pictures taken of me right? whatever, this bitch is just gross, she use to be so cute but i guess her early days were just a front.
Brit, please go home, put on some panties (and some clothes) and spend some time with your kids. I know that we all go a little wacky when we get divorced but honey but, this is getting to be worse than driving with tater tot on your lap soon. Showing your junk to the world is not cute or funny. It just shows that you have no class.
I try to imagine what the paps are saying to Britney when they get these great shots. They're probably all like "Hey Britney! You look great tonight! Give us a smile for your fans! Great dress. Smile for the camera!" all the while laughing on the inside about about the picture they just took.
I actually think Britney is too stupid to realize that she just flashed her pussy for the nth time this week. Nobody close to her, even if they know, has the heart to tell her what she has done. And, they're probably all telling her to ignore the tabloids and internet because they are "vicious, untrue, and will only hurt her feelings."
Besides, in a 24 hour day, she's partying her ass off for 10 hours and then sleeping off the hangover for the other 14 hours. No time to find out what has happened.
Prediction: She's going to commit suicide by the end of the month. The escalating ridicule and the realization that her career is tanked will be too much for her. It's kind of sad.
Britney hanging with Paris? Mmmm, two great tastes that taste great together! I can't wait for the girl on girl video. It will sell billions! Can I get that in 1080P please?
Brit is getting exactly what she wants. Exposure. She was even on Nancy Graces' show. Nancy had 3 retired judges talking about the custody issue. This just goes to show you, money doesn't buy you class. Spears, Lohan, Hilton. I see 2 out of the 3 suiciding. Lohan jumping from a high rise after an all nighter, coking up. Hilton will die by vehicle. Spears will slit her wrists after her children tell her she is pathetic.
This is another case of someone too stupid to use birth control, picked a loser for a sperm donation and thinks she's still something. Crotch or not, she isnt impressing anyone. Loser loser loser. Wonder who is gonna adopt them kids?? I say give em to the grandparents. The brain dead blonde and the wanna be father arent fit to raise a rabbit.
"Yes, dear. The scar is disgusting. Leave it to a Moomie to get all pissy that PERHAPS people aren't TURNED ON by a SCAR."
I didn't expect people to be turned on by it but certainly a c-section scar is not vomit worthy. I'd love to see how attractive you are 7:45. I bet you are so effin hot and perfect as well.
Am I the only one who is wondering what the deal is with her hair? Didn't she just appear on Letterman with a new short haircut? Is she wearing a wig or does she have a double skank floating around out there?
Am I the only one who is wondering what the deal is with her hair? Didn't she just appear on Letterman with a new short haircut? Is she wearing a wig or does she have a double skank floating around out there?
10:19, you were getting offended because you equate "big ugly scar" with "motherhood" (wich says more about you than the other posters) and then started getting insulting for no reason, as if someone else's unattractiveness would make Britney's scar any less ugly.
Guess what! Scars are gross! Including C-section ones because the mom was herpes-ridden! Deal with it!
I imagine you have a few botched C-section scars, but whining doesn't make them any prettier.
12:22, I wonder how many more years (until Britney's suicide) her fans will be squalling those lines.
My God. WTF happened to her? Seriously, how does someone with that much money, staff and free time manage to look so incredibly BAD? I don't understand, I am utterly flabbergasted. She looks like her face hasn't been washed in weeks, ditto for the hair, the clothes look like she bought them at Rave or Wet Seal. She just looks straight up dirty. The mind. It boggles.
This 'be-atch' is another Anna Nicole. And both are gettin' way too much media attention. I'm with Jodi - why is she out every night partying instead of being with her kids? The kids are the ones who will have to suffer due to Miss Britney's ego and stupidity.
"Yes, dear. The scar is disgusting. Leave it to a Moomie to get all pissy that PERHAPS people aren't TURNED ON by a SCAR."
I don't know what a Moomie is, but if I had my choice of a stretched out puss that two kids had squeezed through or a little scar on her belly, I'd take the scar every time. I like pussy fresh and tight, and C sections are the way to go for that.
pity THE TWO BOYS ....WONDER HOW WILL IT FEEL TO B TAKEN CARE OF A MOTHER WHO ONLY CARE FOR HERSLEF ( PARTYING )AND CANT EVEN SHOW A GD EXAMPLE TO A KID
WATS NEXT BRITNEY ? YOU ALREADY RUINED TWO INNOCENT LIFES BY MAKING THEM GO THRU ALL THE SHITS U N FEDERLINE CREATED ....
SPARE SOME THOUGHT FOR YOUR KIDS .....NOT MATERIAL ...OH NO......ETTIQUETS AND A GD MANNER ..THATS WAT THEY NEED FROM A MOTHER ....
WOW, You gotta give KFed props on straight up ruining Brit's shit.He ran her totally into the ground...She's lookin' like she outta be signing up for FoodStamps, wearing a dress that appears it was donated to Goodwill. KFed wins this year's 'Johnny Appleseed' Award He has spawned,he managed to climb up economically by putting a "Methed up-Boner" to good use..... It just goes to show in Brit's case, "You can take the Ho out tha trailer park, but you ain't gonna take the trailer park outta da Ho" I don't think Poor Shar is just another BabyMamma.I bets she was smart enough to Pimp KFed's Cock out: 'See, that dumb bitch with all the money, Honey?' BOOYAH!
we all trash brit everytime she flashes her rosebud, but the fact remains we all look, so doesn't that make us just as trashy as she makes herself???????
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*yawn* NEXT!
By Anonymous, on 8:43 AM
luckily no websites will crash this time, since now everyone knows they don't want to see that shit
By Anonymous, on 8:44 AM
Why is a washed up celeb flashing her cooter fashionable? It's her face that's more repulsive anyways.
By Anonymous, on 8:45 AM
Britney must think that it is the "in" thing to do to flash your vag for the cameras. Or maybe she is trying to catch up with Lindsey Lohan. I used to hear that Britney would buy underwear, wear it once and throw it away. I guess not anymore!
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
first - and I love it , show me more of this goddess of trailer park trash . she is still has it and I would het that 5 times a day sideways and in her mouth
By Anonymous, on 8:46 AM
Who's responsible for the designing of that dress? Timothy Leary??
That's LSD-inspired clothing if I've ever seen it.
Could just be me, but the ho looks drunk, or atleast a bit 'buzzy' from some brews.
Maybe it's the glossy, puffy eyes.
Maybe it's because her and her friend find pumping gas so downright funny.
By joejoe, on 8:53 AM
From the Paris Hilton Book of Attention Whoring Philosophy and Applied Methodology:
"If you find yourself facing seemingly undue scrutiny from the press, friends, family, and non-English speakers, seize every opportunity available to show your snorcher. This will keep you hot."
She's a quick study.
By Gonzo, on 8:54 AM
This girl obviously has no one that cares about her.
By Anonymous, on 8:57 AM
Oh jeebus... this is all so deliberate but I think her real motivation is that Kevin will see the photos and be reminded of what he once had and he'll come running back. She really believes that she's got hypnotic pussy! Ahahaha!
By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
remember when this skank was cute?
By Anonymous, on 8:58 AM
Putting my vision at great peril, I have looked closely at pics 5 and 6 and that looks like underwear, not skin. You can see the fabric design on the second one. Maybe she was dressed up for church.
By UserZed, on 8:59 AM
No that's fuzzy hair. Click for the larger images. She just wasn't shaved as close this time.
By Anonymous, on 9:02 AM
no, i think it's a layer of sean preston's skin. he seemed to be shedding in recent pics (cmon, kfed's his dad, what do you expect).
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
This IS Armageddon. You know it's near the end of the world when you have to say things like "Jesus, Britney... Put some freakin' panties on!". Those are words I never thought I'd be saying a decade ago when she was actually hot.
And to Gonzo : Seeing Britney's piehole does NOT make her hot. In most the shots you can see her C-section scar. Ugh. Excuse me while I go vomit. Is it just me or does KFed suddenly look like the sensible one??
Did I just say that? ARMAGEDDON!
http://rush3rd.vox.com
By Zaron3d, on 9:10 AM
Maybe Britney made a bet that K-Fed could actually win custody.
By Anonymous, on 9:12 AM
Britney must think that it is the "in" thing to do to flash your vag for the cameras. Or maybe she is trying to catch up with Lindsey Lohan. I used to hear that Britney would buy underwear, wear it once and throw it away. I guess not anymore!
By whaatswrongwithcocaineee?, on 9:19 AM
Zaron3d,
Haivng a c-section scar does not make you unattractive or less appealing in anyway. Bad parenting, no tasta in men and lack of self respect do. Get a fuckin clue!
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
Britney must think that it is the "in" thing to do to flash your vag for the cameras. Or maybe she is trying to catch up with Lindsey Lohan. I used to hear that Britney would buy underwear, wear it once and throw it away. I guess not anymore!
maybe she realized that she had no money left after kfed and she signed up to be paris's new project for a couple mil and she still cant afford to buy underwear bc she threw them all away?
By Anonymous, on 9:20 AM
"In most the shots you can see her C-section scar. Ugh. Excuse me while I go vomit."
Now motherhood is disgusting? Interesting.
By Anonymous, on 9:21 AM
What's with the HUGE bruise on her right thigh? Did she get that from leaning over the hood again?
If this is Armageddon, then the "Four Whores of the Apocalypse" are missing a rider. I'm sure Nicole Ritchie will join them as Pestilence.
By jeditemple, on 9:21 AM
I love how her chin is melting into her neck in the last picture.
Even after thousands of dollars of liposuction and with tons of money for personal trainers and workout equiptment she still looks like a late-20s trailer park whore.
Fuck this bitch. She's as talentless as Jessica Simpson and ten times as ugly.
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
yiiiissss. i laaaaaayyke. in my country this is sign that your sister wants you to make sexy time in her vageene.
By Borat, on 9:24 AM
With the influx of Britney's hoo-ha pics that have been popping up in the past few days, I bet I could pick it out in a pussy line up
By Anonymous, on 9:26 AM
I do believe that k-fed asked for all of Britney's panties in the divorce settlement. So she has just hidden them along with their kids somewhere k-fed and his lawyer will never find them.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
I've always been a 'get drunk at bars in my hoochie clothes and sing along to britney loudly with my girlfriends' sort of britney fan. Not so much a 'buy her album/go to her concerts/vote for her on TRL' sort of fan.
This week, however, has caused me to realize that even the bar-fly in me has standards. Oops I did it again, toxic, hit me baby one more time--you are dead to me.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 AM
Damn! fucking nice huh??? after 2 babies, her Pu$$y still´s Little and looking nice! good for her! i want it!
By Leroy, on 9:32 AM
Wow. KFed must be laughing his ass off at this dumb bitch.
Read somewhere that he was planning on writing a book revealing all her trashy trailer park secrets.
Team KFed! Is there anyway we can get shirts with that printed on them??
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Okay, it's starting to get offensive. It must suck to be this washed up and tore up at 24. But, sure enough there will be some dumb f**ks who will buy into her "come back" and make her a millionaire several time over. God Bless America. Only here can you pull this sh*t and still have more money than some poor bastard that works a 9 to 5. This is all the talent that is required. Sucks.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
ENOUGH ALREADY!!! This is fucking disgusting. I truly feel nauseated every time I see this skank's snatch.
Somebody please photo shop an "I Love Trailers" tattoo across that nasty thing.
And I'm sorry.........but how many evenings has she spent with her children this week?
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
She was probably actually better off with Federline. It seems to me she's spiraled out of control. Look for a lot more lunacy in the near future ... arrests, incidents with her kids, public sexcapades, sex tapes ... you name it.
By Anonymous, on 9:45 AM
put it away!
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
dang y'all..is she on the redneck cocaine or what?
By johnny bubbanuts, on 9:47 AM
Did KFed fucking beat her or something?? What's with the massive bruise on her leg and her puffy, swollen face??
Maybe she tried to put on panties, and Paris forcefully made her take them off and in the process bruised her leg. But she didn't count on the trailer park skills and Shitney beat Parasite to death....now when the revenge hitmen are hired by the Hiltons to take out Shitney (and KFed, for convincing her that it was a nice vajayjay), all will be well.
Except my eyes, they'll never be ok again.
By Anonymous, on 9:48 AM
Do her kids call their nannies "Mommy" and "Daddy"?
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
The really sad part is that in the first pic you can just see the "come on people, get another shot of this dumbass hobag" look on the other chick's face. It might be laughable if it weren't so truly pathetic. Must really suck to have millions and yet not a single person in the world who really cares enough about you to slap some sense into your stupid ass.
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
Well, between Shitney and K-Fag, I think the one who should get custody is....SHAR JACKSON! I know they're not hers, but at least the kids would grow up with their siblings. And Shar seems pretty normal to me, at least by Hollywood standards.
By Anonymous, on 9:50 AM
You know, no matter how much money and stuff these celibritwats have, they still feel they have to flash their crotches. SAD and FRIGHTENING.
Get a f*****g life. Heaven knows you have enough money to buy one.
If a regular person acted like that, their children would be taken away.
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
You know, no matter how much money and stuff these celebritwats have, they still feel the need to flash their crotches to get attention. SAD. No other word for it.
Just goes to show, you can't buy classiness.
If normal people acted this way, they'd have their children taken away. Something to think about, Brit.
By Anonymous, on 10:03 AM
Hmm with all her talents this week I wonder if she will start making Kfed look like he has class...
By Anonymous, on 10:11 AM
Sweet, someone's imitating Borat! Gee, I'll never get sick of people doing that!
Just like when everyone was spouting lines from Chapelle's Show 2 years ago! It never grows old!
Comedic GENIOUS!!! Keep it up folks!
By Johnny McSarcasm, on 10:14 AM
I wonder if Britney is aware that the audience for her li'l ham-pocket is three times the size as the audience for "Crossroads?"
And then I wonder if Britney is aware that her li'l ham-pocket is three times the size of her purse.
Ew.
By Anonymous, on 10:16 AM
"Christ, if you're a Britney fan, this week must feel like Armageddon."
And if you're not, it feels like a happy day.
By Laurie, on 10:16 AM
I'd hit that ass, then I'd marry that shit.
She seems like the type of bitch who wouldn't hate on me for not having a job and watching Court TV all day. Know what I'm sayin?
Holla!
By Blingy Washington, on 10:16 AM
Ok, I can admit that her legs look great. But, why not try to fix your busted up face and hair? And grab some undies. On a good night I go out with undies and leave them somewhere, but that's not every night!
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
If you didn't know she was 24, you could easily believe her to be in her late 30's. She looks like shit. And put on some fucking underwear you worthless slut! Not even 5 dollar hookers flash their cunt as much as you!
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
come on brit spread your legs wider so the photogs can take a "good" pic of your smelly hole, when you come out of the car just spread your legs wide and smile and shave next time you go out hairy pussies are out shave or waxed is in oh and maybe some bending over too for some rear horror for your "fans"
By Anonymous, on 10:36 AM
She's just doing it on purpose now. Quit taking pics of her nasty snatch - she's loving the attention.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
has anyone looked at pic 1 and 3....her face looks more than just ugly...she looks like she is on something...maybe she is either wasted or coked up...that would explain the lack of modesty
By Anonymous, on 10:43 AM
actually i feel sorry for her fans. they only have about 10 transistors in their heads to begin with, and they've been fried this week. now it won't work when she tries to send new programming to them, for her triumphant cumback.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
at this point, the only way i'll respect her is if she waits for all the photogs to get set, then turns around, spreads her asscheeks, and crawls backwards out of the car, capping it off by producing a perfectly round turdlet in the last shot.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 AM
This girl knows her pussy was all over the Internet yesterday, but she didn't wear underwear AGAIN last night? She's either retarded or doing it on purpose or both. Go home and take care of your newborn and your other baby, you whore.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
the whole flashing your pussy went out with hula hoops come on, Lindsay's been all over that shit for the last three months. it's like they (Lindz and Paris) had a pow-wow about it 6 months ago and now Britney wants to copy them....what a poseur! And that dress gives me a headache find a stylist already!
By Anonymous, on 10:57 AM
NICE! Thanks for our daily twatshot, Brit. She rules! I can't wait for her to really get into hard core porn.
By Anonymous, on 11:06 AM
In the name of all that is holy, PUT SOME GOD DAMN PANTIES ON
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
She is clearly retarded. No offense to other retarded people.
And that dress is HIDEOUS.
By Anonymous, on 11:07 AM
mmmmmmm cooter. Wait? Isn't that the guys name on Dukes of Hazzard?
By chuggdog, on 11:34 AM
She had to have grabbed that dress out of the trash. I guess it matches the person wearing it.
By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM
is anyone out there still a fan? i mean, REALLY? even those diehard people who supported her through her marriage to garbage-fag? after all of this, can anyone really say they have any reason whatsoever to not want to have this whorebag simply go away forever?
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
She looks like TOTAL shit!! Why anyone would think she is pretty is beyond me. And if her looser soon to be ex-hubby is out and about too, who is watchin the kids? the dog? She really doesnt act like someone who is a custody battle for her kids. She is a TERRIBLE mom!
By Jodi, on 11:41 AM
what a whore
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
what a whore! She's worse than Paris!
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
^^Four Whores of the Apocalypse.
JSCAOMK. (Just spewed coffee all over my keyboard)
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
yeah wow ... she looks really terrible :-\
Thats a pretty nasty bruise on her leg ...
By Alicia, on 12:09 PM
Victoria Beckham always wears tight miniskirts, but we've never seen her snatch. Maybe she could give lessons to Brit, Paris and Lindsay. Go easy on the girls, since they all hang together, they might have a common "medical condition" that requires ventilation. razor burn?? Anyway, fly Posh in to straighten them out.
By Anonymous, on 12:11 PM
And I thought yesterday was good. This week is turning out GREAT! Hee hee hee hee.
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
11:38AM - yes. They are the authors to the posts on every Britney thread that use any and every tired old excuse to defend her skanky ass. Here's what a few of those posts look like:
"Duh, it's flesh or peach colored underware!"
"She's young yall! She deserves to act like skank!"
"Britney's gonna make a kickass comeback! Just wait and see!"
"Britney rules OK DEAL WITH AN MOVE ON SHES RULES"
"If you say you wouldn't do Britney, your gay!"
"These are fake. You people are idiots to think it’s real or else you’ve never photoshopped."
De Nile isn't just a river in Egypt and this it runs DEEP with the diehard Brit fans. To paraphrase Silky Johnston - What can I say about Britney that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? She looks bombed out and depleted.
By Anonymous, on 12:22 PM
Victoria Beckham has starved her pussy down to nanometer size, that's why we haven't seen it. Doesn't matter because David's in the other hole...of a guy.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
I just don't get it. Am I just odd in that I'm uncomfortable without some form of covering over my naughty bits? If not for modesty for SANITARY reasons, for gawd's sake. You don't know who's sat in that chair before you.
Of course this is the woman who walked into a gas station restroom barefoot. Silly me.
And I think I've seen Brit's and Paris' bits more than my own at this point.
By Jen, on 12:34 PM
I could have sworn I saw a "Git 'er done!" tattoo on her mound.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
who the hell stays up that late and takes pictures of Brittney's cooz at weird angles? Now that's f**k'ed up!
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
wow...i think the world has seen brits razr-bumped-up nanny,it must suck to hav the world all up in ur privates..lol..but wen u become frens with paris this is the least of your worries...i mean com'n a thong atleast...but anyway i'm sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this MOTHER of two to be showin her cuchie to the world...i don t knw abt u but i wud not want my frens come up to me and say..."i knw wat ur mums vagi looks like"
By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM
"Sweet, someone's imitating Borat! Gee, I'll never get sick of people doing that!
Just like when everyone was spouting lines from Chapelle's Show 2 years ago! It never grows old!
Comedic GENIOUS!!! Keep it up folks!
10:14 AM"
bitter much? go ahead dude, put the gun in your mouth. i really doubt you'll be missed.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
^ a guy who quotes Borat and Chapelle frequently, while his friend force a pity laugh.
By Anonymous, on 2:27 PM
Somebody mail Shitney some pants. I'm sick of looking at her tree trunk legs and the whiskers on her pussy.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
Totally classic how 10:14 spells "genius" wrong.
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
yeah whovever said her c-section scar was nasty was right. the fact that i've seen it along w/ the entire internet and i don't even know her speaks volumes about her. and for whoever said its not nasty because its a sign of mother hood is wrong. i have unsightly stretchmarks on my stomach so i guess i should go out in a tank top tonight and hopefully get some pictures taken of me right? whatever, this bitch is just gross, she use to be so cute but i guess her early days were just a front.
By jackie, on 3:15 PM
I was starting to wonder if i had food poisoning this week. Nope. Turns out it's just Britney's nauseating candids.
If anything's going to put a person off for a while, it's her week's worth of photos.
By sam991, on 3:23 PM
Somewhere, right now, Justin Timberlake is drinking an extra bottle of Dom Perignon, thanking God for divine intervention.
By Laurie, on 4:05 PM
Brit, please go home, put on some panties (and some clothes) and spend some time with your kids. I know that we all go a little wacky when we get divorced but honey but, this is getting to be worse than driving with tater tot on your lap soon. Showing your junk to the world is not cute or funny. It just shows that you have no class.
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
I try to imagine what the paps are saying to Britney when they get these great shots. They're probably all like "Hey Britney! You look great tonight! Give us a smile for your fans! Great dress. Smile for the camera!" all the while laughing on the inside about about the picture they just took.
I actually think Britney is too stupid to realize that she just flashed her pussy for the nth time this week. Nobody close to her, even if they know, has the heart to tell her what she has done. And, they're probably all telling her to ignore the tabloids and internet because they are "vicious, untrue, and will only hurt her feelings."
Besides, in a 24 hour day, she's partying her ass off for 10 hours and then sleeping off the hangover for the other 14 hours. No time to find out what has happened.
Prediction: She's going to commit suicide by the end of the month. The escalating ridicule and the realization that her career is tanked will be too much for her. It's kind of sad.
(Sorry for writing so much. I had to say it.)
By Anonymous, on 4:37 PM
We cant about Britney all we want but Jeez!! Take a look at that scroungy looking heifer with her....
By Anonymous, on 4:52 PM
Britney hanging with Paris? Mmmm, two great tastes that taste great together! I can't wait for the girl on girl video. It will sell billions! Can I get that in 1080P please?
By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
Brit is getting exactly what she wants. Exposure. She was even on Nancy Graces' show. Nancy had 3 retired judges talking about the custody issue. This just goes to show you, money doesn't buy you class. Spears, Lohan, Hilton. I see 2 out of the 3 suiciding. Lohan jumping from a high rise after an all nighter, coking up. Hilton will die by vehicle. Spears will slit her wrists after her children tell her she is pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 6:17 PM
Laurie said...
"Somewhere, right now, Justin Timberlake is drinking an extra bottle of Dom Perignon, thanking God for divine intervention."
Is that before or after getting ass-fucked by Lance Bass?
By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
So are she and Paris like officially together yet?
http://www.celebrityfox.com/paris-i-love-her/
Paris confesses her love here, lol. I wish they would stop flashing their cooters though.
By Abe-O, on 6:43 PM
"In most the shots you can see her C-section scar. Ugh. Excuse me while I go vomit."
Now motherhood is disgusting? Interesting.
Yes, dear. The scar is disgusting. Leave it to a Moomie to get all pissy that PERHAPS people aren't TURNED ON by a SCAR.
*eyeroll*
By Anonymous, on 7:45 PM
This is another case of someone too stupid to use birth control, picked a loser for a sperm donation and thinks she's still something. Crotch or not, she isnt impressing anyone. Loser loser loser. Wonder who is gonna adopt them kids?? I say give em to the grandparents. The brain dead blonde and the wanna be father arent fit to raise a rabbit.
By Anonymous, on 7:53 PM
...it takes til' 12:09 for someone to mention that alien growth on her leg, WTF is up with that???? I mean, seriously folks!...
By Anonymous, on 9:13 PM
"Yes, dear. The scar is disgusting. Leave it to a Moomie to get all pissy that PERHAPS people aren't TURNED ON by a SCAR."
I didn't expect people to be turned on by it but certainly a c-section scar is not vomit worthy.
I'd love to see how attractive you are 7:45. I bet you are so effin hot and perfect as well.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 PM
Am I the only one who is wondering what the deal is with her hair? Didn't she just appear on Letterman with a new short haircut? Is she wearing a wig or does she have a double skank floating around out there?
By Anonymous, on 10:40 PM
"Anonymous said...
Am I the only one who is wondering what the deal is with her hair? Didn't she just appear on Letterman with a new short haircut? Is she wearing a wig or does she have a double skank floating around out there?
10:40 PM "
Click here for your answer.
By Jenny, on 10:44 PM
"Damn! fucking nice huh??? after 2 babies, her Pu$$y still´s Little and looking nice! good for her! i want it!"
That's because she didn't produce any babies out of that pussy. She did C-section both times.
Usually I would say "too posh to push", but in Britney's case...
By Anonymous, on 12:27 AM
Okay, I think it should be fucking MANDATORY to teach girls who are going to be in the spotlight how to get out of a car.
Or teach them to wear underwear...either way.
By Anonymous, on 1:39 AM
10:19, you were getting offended because you equate "big ugly scar" with "motherhood" (wich says more about you than the other posters) and then started getting insulting for no reason, as if someone else's unattractiveness would make Britney's scar any less ugly.
Guess what! Scars are gross! Including C-section ones because the mom was herpes-ridden! Deal with it!
I imagine you have a few botched C-section scars, but whining doesn't make them any prettier.
12:22, I wonder how many more years (until Britney's suicide) her fans will be squalling those lines.
By Anonymous, on 2:55 AM
BIG DEAL ,I HAVEN'T WEAR UNDER WEAR FOR THE LAS 2 YEARS. YOU FEEL FREE MAN!
By que vaina !, on 4:31 AM
Yep...she´s still white trash.
By Anonymous, on 5:51 AM
And Kfed takes the lead in the custody battle
By Anonymous, on 6:25 AM
Completely staged.
Is that transmission fluid?
By Anonymous, on 7:05 AM
WHY DOES BRITNEY LOOK LIKE SHIT WITHOUT MAKEUP.....
ANOTHER THING, I DONT WANT TO SEE WHAT K-FED HIT...LOL..MIGHT JUST CATCH A DISEASE LOOKING AT IT...LOL...
WILLIE
WWW.DJWILLIE.COM
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
At first I thought I saw a buccaneer!! hehe.
Dimitrios Pop Art in the Caribbean
http://www.dimitrios-art.com
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
My God. WTF happened to her? Seriously, how does someone with that much money, staff and free time manage to look so incredibly BAD? I don't understand, I am utterly flabbergasted. She looks like her face hasn't been washed in weeks, ditto for the hair, the clothes look like she bought them at Rave or Wet Seal. She just looks straight up dirty. The mind. It boggles.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
It's getting too easy to see celebrity snatch these days. It's depressing.
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
And obviously she has NO IDEA how to clean up down there.
I have no issues with pubic hair, but, it's really an "are you in or are you out?" kind of thing. She's apparently in between.
By Anonymous, on 9:32 PM
Now Why doesn't she just get her tits out and get it over with. It's not like shes got anything else left to hide!!!!
By Anonymous, on 3:16 AM
i wonder how much $$ this will fetch on e-bay
By Anonymous, on 6:02 AM
I dont know why she wants to show o that ugly ass shit, she has two kids, its all strdhed and she has cellulitis.... Poor Britney, shes pathetic...
By Anonymous, on 9:51 AM
My eyes are getting pretty bad. Can someone tell me if that cooked ham is honey glazed or non glazed?
By Cheese is tasty, on 10:35 AM
This 'be-atch' is another Anna Nicole. And both are gettin' way too much media attention. I'm with Jodi - why is she out every night partying instead of being with her kids? The kids are the ones who will have to suffer due to Miss Britney's ego and stupidity.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 PM
WEAR A THONG, GET SOME EXERCISE, EAT HEALTHLY FOOD & KEEP YOU LEGS CLOSED IN PUBLIC UNLESS YOU ARE WANTING TO ATTRACT LOSERS!
By Anonymous, on 10:43 PM
Her poor little boys...I bet her mom is sooo proud!
By Anonymous, on 11:45 AM
"Yes, dear. The scar is disgusting. Leave it to a Moomie to get all pissy that PERHAPS people aren't TURNED ON by a SCAR."
I don't know what a Moomie is, but if I had my choice of a stretched out puss that two kids had squeezed through or a little scar on her belly, I'd take the scar every time. I like pussy fresh and tight, and C sections are the way to go for that.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
This season's must-have celebrity accessory: a sheared beaver
By Anonymous, on 8:46 PM
pity THE TWO BOYS ....WONDER HOW WILL IT FEEL TO B TAKEN CARE OF A MOTHER WHO ONLY CARE FOR HERSLEF ( PARTYING )AND CANT EVEN SHOW A GD EXAMPLE TO A KID
WATS NEXT BRITNEY ? YOU ALREADY RUINED TWO INNOCENT LIFES BY MAKING THEM GO THRU ALL THE SHITS U N FEDERLINE CREATED ....
SPARE SOME THOUGHT FOR YOUR KIDS .....NOT MATERIAL ...OH NO......ETTIQUETS AND A GD MANNER ..THATS WAT THEY NEED FROM A MOTHER ....
STOP BEING A FLASHER ......
By Anonymous, on 9:23 AM
WOW, You gotta give KFed props on straight up ruining Brit's shit.He ran her totally into the ground...She's lookin' like she outta be signing up for FoodStamps, wearing a dress that appears it was donated to Goodwill.
KFed wins this year's
'Johnny Appleseed' Award
He has spawned,he managed to climb up economically by putting a
"Methed up-Boner" to good use.....
It just goes to show in Brit's case, "You can take the Ho out tha trailer park, but you ain't gonna take the trailer park outta da Ho"
I don't think Poor Shar is just another BabyMamma.I bets she was smart enough to Pimp KFed's Cock out: 'See, that dumb bitch with all the money, Honey?' BOOYAH!
By Anonymous, on 12:59 AM
U can see where Brit had the Skin Tags burned off her snatch.......
By Anonymous, on 1:01 AM
"Ooops, I'm trashy again..."
Make-up artists and air brushers are only going to be able to put Humpted back together again so many times before it just won't work anymore.
By Anonymous, on 6:10 AM
we all trash brit everytime she flashes her rosebud, but the fact remains we all look, so doesn't that make us just as trashy as she makes herself???????
By Anonymous, on 6:58 AM
This woman is really in a bad shape....she needs help....and who's taking care of her kids?
By Anonymous, on 9:06 PM
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