Britney Spears is Brand New

74 Comments:

  • I'm not fooled. She always has been fugly and always will be. There isn't enough peroxide and eyeshadow in the world to hide her "inbred eyes".

    By Anonymous, on 11:13 AM  

  • Bitch can't sing or act and her husband can't rap but people still buy their shit. It's really sad how many people have such bad taste.

    By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM  

  • Is it just me or was it just her attempt to show her new form on national television? Ok, Britney, you've gotten yourself a quick liposuction. We can see that.

    By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM  

  • Tummy tuck and lipo. Wow, how commendable. Dumb skank.

    By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM  

  • well her tits are still sagging to the ground. i guess after shes done breasting feed shes going to get a breast lift and a slight reduction. add that to the other 4-5 plastic surgeries shes gotten in the last 2 months.

    she got the fat sucked out of her chin as well because she was sporting a double chin.

    By prettyboy, on 11:23 AM  

  • Wear a goddamn bra! And I hate her hair. At least it's not that fugly black shit she had last month.

    By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM  

  • What is she promoting? Oh, that's right, plastic surgery and her husband's album.

    Britbrit, don't take Letterman's reception as an indication of your attractiveness.
    Afterall, that perverted old man would fuck a Pringles can if given time alone with it.

    By joejoe, on 11:39 AM  

  • Your 15 minutes are over, Shitney. Go back to your trailer and nacho cheese dip.

    By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM  

  • Anonymous, 11:15AM - So true.

    And just a few months ago the idiot was blubbering on about how she wanted the media to friggin leave her alone. Then she uses Letterman to announce her pregnancy and then again to show her newly bought body.

    LOL to "the Titanic didn't drop weight this fast." Perfect!

    By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM  

  • Finally a place where I can rest. Everywhere else they are happy to see this hag. I am sure she did have medical help with her body but she still trash inside. I am just so happy she wasn't smacking gum.

    By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM  

  • Letterman had a boner

    By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM  

  • WHY HASN'T ANYONE NOTICED THAT SHE LOOKS LIKE HE-MAN??

    By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM  

  • CAN YOU SAY PLASTIC SURGERY

    By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM  

  • What? That's it? I'd hate to admit it but she actually looks half decent for once. Yeah no doubt, nip and tuck was done.

    http://www.niquehappy.com/blog

    By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM  

  • Did she confuse Letterman with her gynecologist? Because I could have given her a vaginal exam from my La-Z-Boy.

    By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

  • she will never be hot again, no matter how much weight she loses

    her tits must look so gross

    By Anonymous, on 12:09 PM  

  • WOW!!! Such hatred and nasty comments. I'll bet if you were out at a bar and she started flirting with any of you, you'd probably be wetting yourselves. Her music is horrible, but she's still fairly attractive. Admit it!

    By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM  

  • I have to say she is looking better. She's always been muscular in the legs and arms but she should show her belly if she wants to show how much better her body looks.

    By Brandy, on 12:21 PM  

  • Didn't we already establish from previous posts and pics that she had a a C-section/tummy tuck? It's a popular procedure nowadays and the only way you can get rid of excess skin in a month's time. C'mon get real, skin takes TIME to go back to normal not a freakin 30 days.

    By Exangel, on 12:23 PM  

  • Faith says Britney is a joke.

    By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM  

  • I'm not a fan of hers, but I bet she did not have any lipo...I just had my 4th kid last month and 8 days later I was in my pre pregnancy jeans...(I did only gain 18lbs though) If you notice in the pictures the outfit is not form fitting around the mid section because I'm sure she's not quite toned yet there. As for the double chin, again I had one that was gone within 2 weeks...she did have that kid about 9 weeks ago so it's possible she put down the cheetos and actually started working out...

    By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM  

  • Oh yeah, also after having kids if you can afford to have a boob lift WHY NOT??

    By Anonymous, on 12:28 PM  

  • still not beautiful, just got thinner

    By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM  

  • Women who spend more time obsessing about their pregnancy and post-pregnancy weight than bonding and enjoying their brand new babies are selfish and insecure. Why bother having babies if YOU are still going to be the most important person in YOUR lives?

    By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM  

  • November 07, 2006 12:26 PM

    You're either lying or you aren't as "healthy" as you think you are. There's no reason to brag about exhausting yourself and the fetus during pregnancy and not breastfeeding your infant after it's born.

    By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM  

  • ^
    When you have more then one kid, your body gets used to going back into somewhat of the shape you had before...Heidi Klum looked awesome within a couple of months of having her kids too...besides, newborns usually sleep up to 20 hrs a day...there's not a WHOLE lot of bonding going on while they are asleep...besides to work at 1 hour a day is not obsessing in my book...

    By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM  

  • What? All the celebrities lose weight that fast. Actually, she's on the slow side, I bet.

    By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM  

  • ^ heidi klum starved herself to get that way so she could be in the christmas VS fashion show. you're probably just like all the other selfish breeders who pop out babies, stick them in day care and don't breastfeed so they can get skinny faster.

    By Anonymous, on 12:39 PM  

  • November 07, 2006 12:35

    I did NOT work out while I was pregnant and actually yesterday is the 1st day I did a "work out." (baby was born 10/05) Billy Blanks tae boe, which I only did 15 minutes of because it tired me out. I said I fit into my jeans I never said I was tone or fit....but clothes can give you the appearance that you're fit...AND there's no bragging going on, I just stated a fact that she could have done it on her own without lipo, that that is a possiblity...

    By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM  

  • 12:39

    No daycare here...2 are in school and 2 are at home...but I do work from home...while the 2 are taking naps and after all are in bed for the night...
    kind of bitter aren't ya'?

    By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM  

  • @ 12:42 - Britney was a fatass before she got pregnant the second time. Her bodu isn't just used to having kids and she didn't get this thin without surgery. Shut up Shitney fan.

    You're too defensive, btw. Now it just sounds like you're lying.

    By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM  

  • What a better way to tell the media to stay out of your life than by throwing yourself in front of the camera.

    Someone should tell these "selfish mommies" that breastfeeding burns 500 calories a day. With moderate exercise and breastfeeding, it isn't hard to drop the weight.

    By Anonymous, on 12:49 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    she will never be hot again, no matter how much weight she loses

    her tits must look so gross

    November 07, 2006 12:09 PM


    ^Damn straight.
    Britney has and always will be trash.

    By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM  

  • 12:45

    Not a Britney fan...way too old for that! Just saying that it could happen without lipo...sounds like THAT pissed some people off that that could be an option...

    By Anonymous, on 12:51 PM  

  • 12:45

    Oh yeah, and I probably am defensive...still hormonal I think.

    By Anonymous, on 12:52 PM  

  • ^ Stop worrying about your size 2s and start breastfeeding. Breasted babies are smarter, have less risk of being overweight and are at less risk to develop allergies.

    By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM  

  • Breastfeeding does burn a lot of calories, but you still need to consume an above average amount of calories to maintain breastmilk. Your body also keeps a lot of weight on when you breastfeed to protect the milk supply and the baby in case you get sick or don't eat properly. So women who are breastfeeding do not get skinny fast.

    By Anonymous, on 1:00 PM  

  • So what if breastfeeding burns X amount of calories and helps you lose weight? Who said Britney is even breastfeeding? Her publicist? Yeah, they don't lie. Britney ISN'T breastfeeding. SPF was bottle fed.

    Remember those pics of her on an escalator in a mall with the NANNY bottle feeding SPF while Brit just stood there and watched? How about when she was seen holding his bottle by the nipple like a cigarette? If JJ is being breastfed, the nanny's doing it.

    By Anonymous, on 1:04 PM  

  • Geez, who knew there were all these young mommies at home reading this site? That explains some of the funny exchanges.

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

  • brand new and divorced!

    By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM  

  • Just my experience - but my body looked better and I maintain a lower body weight after PG and BF than before. Just two cents. Doesn't mean Brit didn't have anyhelp - crap I would if I had the money. Anyone who wouldn't is lyin.

    By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM  

  • 1:10

    I agree. Why not use the help if you can afford it...

    By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM  

  • i totally agree with the commenters saying that her body will never be the same after 2 pregnancies and blimping out. she may look ok in clothes after all this, but not in something skimpy, or naked. that's why filipino boys are a much better choice. they keep their lean figures for much longer. sure, it takes some effort to see an anus as a vagina, but that's why god gave us our big brains.

    By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM  

  • from CNN.com:

    Breaking news: Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

    there is a God!

    By Jen, on 1:21 PM  

  • just heard that britney filed for divorce today!

    By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM  

  • 1:16

    LOL

    By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM  

  • and now single check out TMZ

    By Anonymous, on 1:23 PM  

  • CNN BREAKING NEWS:
    Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences.

    By Meander, on 1:25 PM  

  • She still looked like shit in this video. If you'll notice, her boobs are still pointing straight to the ground.

    Yuck.

    By jeditemple, on 1:26 PM  

  • cnn.com reporting she's filed for divorce! front page.. "Britney Spears files for divorce from her husband Kevin Federline, citing irreconcilable differences." ... maybe she wanted people to see her before she went back on the market. :)

    By Jobe, on 1:28 PM  

  • CNN BREAKING NEWS> BRITNEY AND CLETUS TO DIVORCE!

    By Anonymous, on 1:30 PM  

  • Cnn is reporting that she just filed for divorce?

    By CMY, on 1:33 PM  

  • she is wearing so much makeup. I know everyone on tv wears a lot of makeup, but she looks like a 40 year old bar slut.

    By Anonymous, on 1:33 PM  

  • Proud to have Britney Spears as a customer of my girdle shop.

    By Maria's Fajas, on 1:57 PM  

  • yep ANON:1:30 I think you may be right but then again it could be a publicity stunt:
    TMZ.com reports that Spears filed legal papers Tuesday in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." Spears is asking for legal and physical custody of their two children, 1-year-old Sean Preston and 2-month-old Jayden James.

    The date of separation was listed as Monday.

    Spears, 24, married Federline after a six-month courtship in 2004. In January 2004, she had married childhood friend Jason Alexander in Las Vegas, Nevada. That marriage was annulled after 55 hours.

    Federline, 28, previously had a relationship with actress Shar Jackson. The union produced two children, one of whom was born two months before he married Spears. Federline recently released a rap album, "Playing with Fire."

    The Spears-Federline marriage has been chronicled in detail in celebrity magazines since the pair tied the knot, with rumors of problems surfacing often.

    By Brandy, on 2:11 PM  

  • hey didn't k-fed have some agreement with Brit that if they should seperate that he gets some sort of support for each kid they have?

    By Brandy, on 2:17 PM  

  • I cant help it. I adore Britney. She's looking good and I'm SO happy she's dumped that freeloader.

    By Samantha, on 2:45 PM  

  • She probably did this right after dropping off the divorce papers, the weight of the world off of her shoulders...

    Nothing like flirting around on Letterman right after ending your marriage.

    By Anonymous, on 3:47 PM  

  • What the fuck was that shit???? was she trying to be funny how lame she is a lost case , and she should only wear pants no more skirts her legs look like tree trunks , hey ugly chick that was not funny whoreney

    By Anonymous, on 3:51 PM  

  • Anonymous #1 said...
    "I'm not fooled. She always has been fugly and always will be."

    --#1, are you male or female?

    And Jenny is right. Not even the Titanic dropped weight that fast.

    By Anonymous, on 4:10 PM  

  • No matter how much weight she loses, she can't seem to get rid of those tree trunk legs. It's the Lindsay Lohan tree trunk leg epidemic that's sweeping the diet-addicted nation. That and sheer stupidity, which will never be at a deficit as long as Republicans hold the House and Senate!

    By Anonymous, on 5:01 PM  

  • her and letterman get along well.she always goes on his show.

    By Anonymous, on 5:12 PM  

  • well, she just dropped a ton of weight (aka K-Fed)

    By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM  

  • I don't think that she dropped that much weight. Look at her, she is wearing Oprah's choker around her waist, and that choker could hide all of the lies in congress if it wanted to.

    By Anonymous, on 5:23 PM  

  • Ugly, fugly, sugly. Britney has nothing to offer, so why is she valid?

    By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM  

  • beautiful, :] she worked hard to to take the pregnancy weight off

    By Anonymous, on 7:39 PM  

  • "beautiful, :] [her plastic surgeon] worked hard to to take the pregnancy weight off"

    There. Fixed it for you.

    By Anonymous, on 7:41 PM  

  • I work in healthcare and specialize in Maternal-child. What bothers me about celebrities such as BS is that they perpetuate the idea that women should focus on their weight as a priority rather than the bond btwn mother and child. Your body is fundamentally changed when you have a baby both internally (in the female reproductive tract like the cervix)and externally (in the spine and hips which widen for delivery and remain altered thereafter). You may look great (like Heidi Klum) but regardless your body CHANGES...and if your body is the focus of your energy rather than your baby, why are you getting pregnant in the first place? Also, breastfeeding does NOT make you gain weight, it burns 500 calories a day, it is NOT true that you hold onto fat longer to make breast milk...so for those of us ordinary women without the personal trainers, dieticians, and perhaps plastic surgeons, watching your diet, breastfeeding, and light excercise (like walking) about 2 weeks post delivery is the BEST way to lose weight. And always remember...Britney is straight from the trailer park...so lets not use her as any model of motherhood people.

    By Anonymous, on 11:10 PM  

  • She had her 2nd tummy tuck, she had surgery to her nose, and who knows what else. Well, at least she is aware that she was a blimp. She wanted to be slim again,she wanted to be carefree, can you blame her, now you can blame a certain pop star(did I say that?) that refuses to leave Uglytown!!!

    By Anonymous, on 6:27 AM  

  • Britney is ugly, but at least she admitted she needed a little more help with a plastic surgeon. Plastic surgeons can do wonders for ugly people!

    By Anonymous, on 6:29 AM  

  • Brandy, i think he gets more money for each baby popped out. Kind of like some women/men get more money depending on how long married or together (katie/tom).

    By Anonymous, on 8:34 AM  

  • i am sorry..but no matter how "skinny" she will get, all I can see is that fat mess with a fake eyelash hanging off and cheetos stained shirts..and her in human size NECK/HEAD combo...sorry. Still not pretty. and no matter how a person looks in black, they could still be a holy mess under the tight clothes. Even if she gets "back" she still did WAY too much damage to her image in my opinion.

    By Anonymous, on 9:54 AM  

  • Look at Britney in those pics. Is it my imagination or does she look happier than she has in YEARS? She almost looks .... gasp ... like the Britney of long ago.

    By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM  

  • letterman doesnt look to excited about her being on his show, looks annoyed. hey gotta pay the bills right ?

    By Anonymous, on 10:49 AM  

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