We knew Brit was classy when she showed up on magazine covers naked. And pregnant. I think naked pregnant white chicks is the official mascot of trailer parks across middle america. All she needed was a tattoo (that the magazine editors photoshopped out) and a meth lab in the background and she could have been elected Crass President.
Brit is also not wearing a bra (see third picture) so what is that black wire thing? I thinkg maybe she's wearing a wire for the CIA. I read that they're starting to crack down on rich white whores and herpes trafficking.
Jeez Louise.....hopefully those poor kids of hers will wind up in foster care. Neither Shitny nor K-Fedex have enough sense to take care of themselves, let alone children.
She took off her pants and tied them around her neck (see first pic). She's always been fugly and trashy and she always will be. K-Fag and her were a perfect couple.
What was her 'reason' for wearing her pants around her neck?? Not that any reason could justify such actions. I'm just curious is all.
Her affection for chain smoking is why I have no doubt she chomps on Nicorette gum. She could get an endorsement deal with the makers of Nicorette if she were actually attempting to quit smoking.
She just chomps on the gum to keep from 'niccing' and getting moody when she can't smoke.
Hell, Nicorette is probably the only reason her kids haven't fallen victim to shaken baby syndrome yet. ;)
i think those pictures say it all, britney is still a skank. so she traded kevin in for paris?? not much of a trade if you ask me. old brit is here to stay, just under a false facade is all!
OMG! I didn't notice the pants/scarf innovation until that comment! Wow. She was drunk or high or both. Paris made her do it. Paris is trying to improve her image by earning Britney's trust, encouraging Britney to get drunk, and suggesting she do stupid things like take off her pants and wrap it around her neck. You have to admit Paris looks pretty normal here, in comparison. Way to go Paris!
The mind of a 12-yr-old in the body of a 45-yr-old chain smoking, trailor trash whore . . . such is the embodiment of Shitney.
I thought she went away to "be a mother and spend time raising her children"? Yet, she's suddenly all over town and wanted to be photographed? I guess when she filed for divorce from K-fag, she filed for divorce from her kids as well?
The only reason why she's with Paris is because the paparazzi hover around Hilton like flies on shit.
Britney knew (or someone had to tell her) where to be in order to have the paparazzi take photos of her because those guys have too many other whores to take pictures of right now.
Holy shit! Paris Hilton was smart to stage a photo op with Shitney. Paris actually looks (I can't believe I'm going to say this) attractive by comparison!
damn she forgot to take those things out before the big nite, how embarassing! Why does she always look like her brain is flying out of her head? Like that Simpsons episode when Homer's brain flies out of his head while Flanders is talking about the difference between apple juice and apple cider.
Black girls can have a weave b/c they don't wash their hair and you can't tell it's dirty. White girls need to stop trying to act like black girls. Britney just looks like a dirty white trash ho.
This is proof she isn't breastfeeding. She's always in pictures lately getting drunk and smoking. If she IS breastfeeding while doing all of this then she's an even bigger selfish cunt than I thought.
i think britney's the reason why we still have directions on the back of shampoo bottles. obviously they were too complicated for her. or maybe k-fed only let her use his special "love shampoo". hair needs protein too.
Gross. It looks like someone pissed on the back of her head. Is she bald?
She's a disgusting mother. Awhile back we had all these lame Britney fans squealing "She's a good mother! She loves her babies!" And now we have her whoring and boozing and smoking with Paris Whoreton.
Look at that first picture, right next to the extensions -- vacant eyes and chubby face. You can hear her thinking:
"Ah look real purty! Ah went out to the fancy Dollar Store and bought me some of them fancy ex... ex... wig thangs, and Ah done put em on mahself! Ah look so purty, the poppular girls wanna hang out with me! Hey, Ah'll take ma pants off and dance so Ah can be poppular too! Cuz Ah'm hot now! Yee haw!"
It's those dull, wide set cow eyes that creep me out the most. If you look close, you can almost see the sparkle of neurons trying to fire behind them. Trying, and failing.
And yes, Paris looks hot by comparison and that's a frightening thought.
THANK YOU IDLYITW FOR SHOWING THESE PHOTOS! Now, if someone would just send these pics to Britney, maybe she would stop getting these horrible extensions. The gum and extensions HAVE GOT TO GO.
Lindsay Lohan: According to a report in this week's National Enquirer, the actress is in deep trouble because of her use of illegal and prescription drugs. The Enquirer reports that she overdosed on such a mixture on November 12 while partying at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont. The doctor who responded to a Lohan friend's call found cocaine and painkillers in the hotel room. According to the report, he flushed the blow down the toilet so that nobody else would use it. After Lohan was revived, she refused to go to a hospital for treatment. If the report is true --the Enquirer calls the news a "blockbuster world exclusive story," which could mean that ace reporter Lu Xyenora from the planet Zebal called it in, Lohan needs someone in her circle to organize an intervention before it is too late.
Whatever it is she's smokin', I want some. Homegirl is so high she took her pants off and decided to wrap them around her shoulders like a shawl! She looks like a charity case next to Paris. Is it just me or does Ms. Hilton seem to be smirking in all of the pics next to Brit? When you have Paris laughing at you, you have DEFINATELY hit bottom.
thats unreal this must be photoshopped noone can be that retarded someone said it best with "the mind of a 12 year old in the body of a 25 yr old" if I were married to her I would of been a worst husband than kfed
I just don't get why her pants are off at a party full of people and her weave is so busted, I'm at a loss for words. How could you be rich and have a busted ass weave CONSISTENTLY. It's like maybe she spent too much on Kev and now has to do her own hair or something.
so who is doing the 2 a.m. feedings of the 9 week old baby? I just saw more pics today - again out with Parisite - yep, stupid Shitney fans (all two of you), definitely mother of the year!
10 years from now when she's gone the route of Whitney Houston, hair like that will be a sign that her crack dealer traded product for services of the oral variety.
So great to be on a site where there aren't any 14 year olds fooled by Britney's orange plastic weave and covered up vocals saying "She's so beautiful! And so talented!"
She is the biggest joke in the world. Glad all you get it.
You guys are really way too hard on Britney. People in trailer parks need heroes. Britney is the hero of every little girl who has ever climbed the cinder block steps to her 12 x 70.
She's horrible. I don't know how anyone could possibly feel sorry for her (all two of you). If you don't want to be a skanky retard, lay off the booze and drugs and take care of your children, you know, the ones you claim to be a good mother to. The ones you haven't seen in two weeks because you're out partying every night. I hate her!
Britney don't you know the only reason Paris is hanging out with you is to boost her rep. look at you and look at her, she super skinny and you super fat. you used to be super skinny befor k-fed and the kids. But then again you might not care. you two got really close really fast. you two might be dating on the low.
Its like a trainwreck. I can't not look at this disaster. They're like the Wonderskank Twins. Except when they touch their rings together, their crotches fall out.
>>am i a bad person because i feel sorry for britney?<<
No. I feel sorry for her too. And I DO think Paris is smirking in all the pictures. Brittany looks lost and confused. My heart goes out to her, but even more so to her children.
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wafflehead syndrome
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
What's the point of getting those stupid hair extensions when they look so fake? We all know your hair is fake and looks like shit, so why bother?
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
We knew Brit was classy when she showed up on magazine covers naked. And pregnant. I think naked pregnant white chicks is the official mascot of trailer parks across middle america.
All she needed was a tattoo (that the magazine editors photoshopped out) and a meth lab in the background and she could have been elected Crass President.
By I don't like you in ANY way, on 3:06 PM
Brit is also not wearing a bra (see third picture) so what is that black wire thing?
I thinkg maybe she's wearing a wire for the CIA. I read that they're starting to crack down on rich white whores and herpes trafficking.
By I don't like you in ANY way, on 3:09 PM
Jeez Louise.....hopefully those poor kids of hers will wind up in foster care. Neither Shitny nor K-Fedex have enough sense to take care of themselves, let alone children.
By Anonymous, on 3:18 PM
"Spilton" would be a good name for these two. For example, used in sentences:
Spilton was seen partying at a Las Vegas nightclub. A sofa unit had to be destroyed after being used by Spilton.
By Anonymous, on 3:21 PM
This is fascinating. I don't think I've ever seen anyone dress quite like that in public. I'm at a loss for words.
By Anonymous, on 3:31 PM
She took off her pants and tied them around her neck (see first pic). She's always been fugly and trashy and she always will be. K-Fag and her were a perfect couple.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
Good lord. The homeless lady on the corner offering blow jobs for crack has more class than Britney. Gross.
By Anonymous, on 3:44 PM
What was her 'reason' for wearing her pants around her neck??
Not that any reason could justify such actions. I'm just curious is all.
Her affection for chain smoking is why I have no doubt she chomps on Nicorette gum.
She could get an endorsement deal with the makers of Nicorette if she were actually attempting to quit smoking.
She just chomps on the gum to keep from 'niccing' and getting moody when she can't smoke.
Hell, Nicorette is probably the only reason her kids haven't fallen victim to shaken baby syndrome yet. ;)
Nice fucking weave, ho.
By joejoe, on 3:45 PM
just when you thought she couldn't get any tackier, she does. that is quite a talent. she makes k-fed-ex look like a member of a royal family.
By Anonymous, on 4:28 PM
Gawd, what a coupla pigs. Proof that lotsa money will still buy your way into trailer park trash school.
By Anonymous, on 5:29 PM
Hanging out with Paris is a great way to prove you deserve full custody, Brit. This will show how responsible you are.
By Anonymous, on 5:55 PM
Skank
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
BLECH!
Franken-weave, anyone?
By Vigilante, on 6:15 PM
i think you said it all... that girl is still trash. so she traded kevin for paris, not much of a trade if you ask me.
By Anonymous, on 6:29 PM
i think those pictures say it all, britney is still a skank. so she traded kevin in for paris?? not much of a trade if you ask me. old brit is here to stay, just under a false facade is all!
By Anonymous, on 6:30 PM
OMG! I didn't notice the pants/scarf innovation until that comment! Wow. She was drunk or high or both. Paris made her do it. Paris is trying to improve her image by earning Britney's trust, encouraging Britney to get drunk, and suggesting she do stupid things like take off her pants and wrap it around her neck. You have to admit Paris looks pretty normal here, in comparison. Way to go Paris!
By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM
The mind of a 12-yr-old in the body of a 45-yr-old chain smoking, trailor trash whore . . . such is the embodiment of Shitney.
I thought she went away to "be a mother and spend time raising her children"? Yet, she's suddenly all over town and wanted to be photographed? I guess when she filed for divorce from K-fag, she filed for divorce from her kids as well?
By Anonymous, on 6:43 PM
The only reason why she's with Paris is because the paparazzi hover around Hilton like flies on shit.
Britney knew (or someone had to tell her) where to be in order to have the paparazzi take photos of her because those guys have too many other whores to take pictures of right now.
By Anonymous, on 6:46 PM
she had terrible extentions at the amas too
By Anonymous, on 6:51 PM
Holy shit! Paris Hilton was smart to stage a photo op with Shitney. Paris actually looks (I can't believe I'm going to say this) attractive by comparison!
By wtf???, on 7:03 PM
damn she forgot to take those things out before the big nite, how embarassing! Why does she always look like her brain is flying out of her head? Like that Simpsons episode when Homer's brain flies out of his head while Flanders is talking about the difference between apple juice and apple cider.
By Anonymous, on 7:47 PM
Black girls can have a weave b/c they don't wash their hair and you can't tell it's dirty. White girls need to stop trying to act like black girls. Britney just looks like a dirty white trash ho.
By shana, on 8:31 PM
shana (8:31pm), Britney doesn't look like a dirty, white trash, ho.
She IS a dirty, white trash ho.
By Anonymous, on 8:34 PM
By the way Britney and her good for nothing wigger husband are behaving you'd never know they have a newborn and another baby at home.
They're both unfit parents. If they weren't rich and didn't have nannies to take care of their babies all the time, CPS would have taken them.
By Anonymous, on 8:35 PM
This is proof she isn't breastfeeding. She's always in pictures lately getting drunk and smoking. If she IS breastfeeding while doing all of this then she's an even bigger selfish cunt than I thought.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 PM
Yes, 7:47pm! There is no better way to describe them! LOL
By Anonymous, on 8:42 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!
By Anonymous, on 9:00 PM
nasty skank. Apu would serve her up with a squishy!
By Homer J Simpson, on 9:12 PM
lather, rinse, repeat as needed.
i think britney's the reason why we still have directions on the back of shampoo bottles. obviously they were too complicated for her. or maybe k-fed only let her use his special "love shampoo". hair needs protein too.
By Anonymous, on 10:10 PM
Gross. It looks like someone pissed on the back of her head. Is she bald?
She's a disgusting mother. Awhile back we had all these lame Britney fans squealing "She's a good mother! She loves her babies!" And now we have her whoring and boozing and smoking with Paris Whoreton.
Look at that first picture, right next to the extensions -- vacant eyes and chubby face. You can hear her thinking:
"Ah look real purty! Ah went out to the fancy Dollar Store and bought me some of them fancy ex... ex... wig thangs, and Ah done put em on mahself! Ah look so purty, the poppular girls wanna hang out with me! Hey, Ah'll take ma pants off and dance so Ah can be poppular too! Cuz Ah'm hot now! Yee haw!"
By Anonymous, on 11:21 PM
It's those dull, wide set cow eyes that creep me out the most. If you look close, you can almost see the sparkle of neurons trying to fire behind them. Trying, and failing.
And yes, Paris looks hot by comparison and that's a frightening thought.
"huh?"
"burp"
"huh?"
By Anonymous, on 12:47 AM
I love you jenny. U got posted is very very nice, but i hate Western Celebrities.. Sorry
By Anonymous, on 2:18 AM
Ah, crap. The amount of loose fake hair those two shed on that sofa must have been enormous. Iggh. Just lovely when you don't take care of your hair.
By Melpomene, on 2:29 AM
um.... where the hell are her pants?
By baby, on 8:50 AM
THANK YOU IDLYITW FOR SHOWING THESE PHOTOS! Now, if someone would just send these pics to Britney, maybe she would stop getting these horrible extensions. The gum and extensions HAVE GOT TO GO.
By Anonymous, on 9:07 AM
Holy mother of god! Her head bears a striking resemblance to the world's largest rubberband ball--but greasier and certainly with less bounce.
By Gonzo, on 9:10 AM
Lindsay Lohan: According to a report in this week's National Enquirer, the actress is in deep trouble because of her use of illegal and prescription drugs. The Enquirer reports that she overdosed on such a mixture on November 12 while partying at Hollywood's Chateau Marmont. The doctor who responded to a Lohan friend's call found cocaine and painkillers in the hotel room. According to the report, he flushed the blow down the toilet so that nobody else would use it. After Lohan was revived, she refused to go to a hospital for treatment. If the report is true --the Enquirer calls the news a "blockbuster world exclusive story," which could mean that ace reporter Lu Xyenora from the planet Zebal called it in, Lohan needs someone in her circle to organize an intervention before it is too late.
By Anonymous, on 10:46 AM
Whatever it is she's smokin', I want some. Homegirl is so high she took her pants off and decided to wrap them around her shoulders like a shawl! She looks like a charity case next to Paris. Is it just me or does Ms. Hilton seem to be smirking in all of the pics next to Brit? When you have Paris laughing at you, you have DEFINATELY hit bottom.
By Exangel, on 1:11 PM
Holy mother of god! Her head bears a striking resemblance to the world's largest rubberband ball--but greasier and certainly with less bounce.
I bet if you kicked it hard enough, it would probably bounce pretty well. Who's up for trying to find out?
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
You silly people. That's just where the ALIEN comes out after it's laid it's eggs.
By jeditemple, on 6:42 PM
Britney is fugly fuguggly fuckin ugly fat and ugly fug fug fugly.
Paris.....ditto.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
jeditemple - YRFLMAO
By Anonymous, on 9:44 PM
that unbelievable
took off her pants tied them around her neck
thats unreal
this must be photoshopped
noone can be that retarded
someone said it best with "the mind of a 12 year old in the body of a 25 yr old"
if I were married to her I would of been a worst husband than kfed
By Anonymous, on 12:47 AM
I just don't get why her pants are off at a party full of people and her weave is so busted, I'm at a loss for words. How could you be rich and have a busted ass weave CONSISTENTLY. It's like maybe she spent too much on Kev and now has to do her own hair or something.
By Jj, on 7:04 AM
Is it just me, or did anyone else have an extreme desire to really tighten the pants tied around her neck?
By Anonymous, on 12:26 PM
Is her hair matted down with rebound jizz and Parisite's herpetic pussy juices?
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
She keeps her abc gum in her weave. Bitch is a fucking train wreck. You are who you hang out with Shitney.
By Harley von Cheetowhore, on 1:32 PM
Ew! Did she take her bra off too? What is wrong with this chick?
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
Why's everyone after britney??? She's just so amazing specially after she's left kfed.
By rsuk, on 10:45 PM
ONCE TRASH ALWAYS TRASH. SHE IS SO NOT BACK!!! GO HOME TO YOUR TWO BABIES BIYATCH!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:01 AM
Jeez...
My hair looks better after playing rugby in the rain. And that's really fucking muddy.
The remarkable thing is not that she goes out looking like that, but that she probably thinks she looks great. Silly girl.
By sam991, on 11:15 AM
"Why's everyone after britney??? She's just so amazing specially after she's left kfed."
What's amazing is that there are people out there who find can't-sing, no-stage-presence Britney Spears "amazing." I wish I was so easily satisfied.
By Laurie, on 5:41 PM
so who is doing the 2 a.m. feedings of the 9 week old baby? I just saw more pics today - again out with Parisite - yep, stupid Shitney fans (all two of you), definitely mother of the year!
By Anonymous, on 5:47 PM
Given the latest rumors, it just might be possible that Paris and Britney are, well, you know...
By Anonymous, on 9:20 PM
she's worth millions; you'd think she could at least get a decent weave.
By Anonymous, on 7:38 AM
10 years from now when she's gone the route of Whitney Houston, hair like that will be a sign that her crack dealer traded product for services of the oral variety.
By Anonymous, on 5:39 PM
is there a reason she's wearing no pants in these pictures?
By Anonymous, on 8:40 PM
am i a bad person because i feel sorry for britney?
By Anonymous, on 5:26 AM
HAHAHAHAHA!
So great to be on a site where there aren't any 14 year olds fooled by Britney's orange plastic weave and covered up vocals saying "She's so beautiful! And so talented!"
She is the biggest joke in the world. Glad all you get it.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
Oh, gross. How anyone can be a fan of hers is beyond me.
By Anonymous, on 12:04 PM
You guys are really way too hard on Britney. People in trailer parks need heroes. Britney is the hero of every little girl who has ever climbed the cinder block steps to her 12 x 70.
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
Ew. Ew. And ew.
She's horrible. I don't know how anyone could possibly feel sorry for her (all two of you). If you don't want to be a skanky retard, lay off the booze and drugs and take care of your children, you know, the ones you claim to be a good mother to. The ones you haven't seen in two weeks because you're out partying every night. I hate her!
By Anonymous, on 3:05 PM
"People in trailer parks need heroes. Britney is the hero of every little girl who has ever climbed the cinder block steps to her 12 x 70."
I think I just broke a rib from laughing so hard.
By Laurie, on 8:18 PM
Britney don't you know the only reason Paris is hanging out with you is to boost her rep. look at you and look at her, she super skinny and you super fat. you used to be super skinny befor k-fed and the kids. But then again you might not care. you two got really close really fast. you two might be dating on the low.
By Anonymous, on 6:31 AM
hey brit you can eat my puusy, its cleaner than parisite's. STD free!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:35 AM
Its like a trainwreck. I can't not look at this disaster. They're like the Wonderskank Twins. Except when they touch their rings together, their crotches fall out.
By Anonymous, on 8:37 AM
>>am i a bad person because i feel sorry for britney?<<
No. I feel sorry for her too. And I DO think Paris is smirking in all the pictures. Brittany looks lost and confused. My heart goes out to her, but even more so to her children.
By Anonymous, on 5:09 PM
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