Britney Spears is Only Sexy on Paper

25 Comments:

  • ummm...they have nice giblets and everything, but somebody needs to teach them how to look at least a little bit sexy. personally i have nothing against fucking a retard, but it's more fun when there's at least a dim bulb on inside.

    By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM  

  • i like the way that judge thinks! she obviously was'nt taking any bribes.

    By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM  

  • OMG! Bigfoot's sex tape is out! I've been waiting for Kirsty to finally deliver the goods.

    By Chilly, on 9:45 AM  

  • Lucy Pinder is hot in those pics.

    By Brandy, on 9:48 AM  

  • How about, instead of suing for libel, sue for really-unintersting-story-that-no-one-cares-about. If you were planning to fabricate a story anyway, why not fabricate something about Jessica Alba, Charlize Theron, a bathtub filled with tapioca pudding, and a Happy Massagerâ„¢?

    By Andrew Hsu, on 10:03 AM  

  • LOL, she puts out a lame ass tv show called chaotic, which if i remember correctly, so spoke very candidly about her sex life (eww), and she has the nerve to call US WEEKLY defamatory.

    Brit get a clue, your existance over the past 2 years is what's been the most defamatory toward your career.

    By meagan, on 10:11 AM  

  • 1) Those chicks look borderline retarded, and aren't particularly attractive. Why post them here?

    2) THERE'S A K-FED SEX TAPE?!? Oh god somebody please post a link! Does he wear that retarded cape he was wearing recently? Oh god please say he wears the cape while he fucks Brit!!!

    By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM  

  • That picture of Britney sums it all up.

    By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM  

  • Brit get a clue

    lmao, shouldn't you be xeroxing invoices or making coffee or something?

    By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM  

  • If there is a sex tape and she was smart enough she should do like Pam Anderson and cash in on it. She's already whored out pics of her kid, and, as mentioned before, details of her sex life on her "reality" show (not to mention the scantly clad vids). Nothing wrong with having a sexy image, but you have to be able to deal with it's outcomes, good and bad. We all know that her career in music is pretty much over. The only comeback she can make at this point is the moneyshot being splattered on her back, as long as the viewer can block out K-Fed.

    By Brandy, on 10:23 AM  

  • Look at the curves on those two.

    I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't like to spread some marmalade on those English muffins.

    By joejoe, on 10:24 AM  

  • LOL! the judge called her a whore, i love it

    they should have done that to jennifer aniston suing about those topless pics too. GUESS WHAT MS. ANISTON? IF ANY NORMAL PERSON GOES OUTSIDE TOPLESS, THEY CAN BE PHOTOGRAPHED TOO. YOU ARE NOT GOD.

    By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM  

  • ^10:23 Not sure if you intended the "comeback" pun or not, but I just spewed coffee all over my keyboard. Comeback indeed. HAAAA!

    By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM  

  • Pre-Op Barbie is prettier than these disgustingly fake women. Don't they realize they can't go back?

    By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM  

  • I totally dig the two fat chicks at the bottom.

    By Anonymous, on 11:47 AM  

  • These girls look like they went to the Paris and Nikki Hilton School of Muddling.

    By Hottie Hottie, on 11:47 AM  

  • Best judicial opinion everrr!!!!!

    By Such A Publicity Stunt, on 12:53 PM  

  • Best judicial opinion EVER!!!

    By Such A Publicity Stunt, on 12:54 PM  

  • I totally dig the two fat chicks at the bottom.

    me too! if kelly were hot like these fatties, i'd be praising her too.

    By Anonymous, on 12:56 PM  

  • Well, well, well. It looks like I wasn't the only one doing a google image search on Michelle Marsh after that awesome post from Friday. Well done, Todd.

    By Anonymous, on 1:28 PM  

  • thank god britney and kevin are over!!! shes looking GREAT

    By sandy, on 1:37 PM  

  • About the Jennifer Anniston thing,
    she was in her own backyard which was fenced. Someone took at photography of her from far away with a telescopic lens. It's a little different.

    I think that even celebrities are entitle to an expectation of privacy in their own homes or fenced yards.

    By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM  

  • Britney will be cute again. You'll see.

    By Anonymous, on 5:18 PM  

  • lots of milk from those tits

    By Anonymous, on 10:36 PM  

  • If Lucy Pinder & Michelle Marsh need a third person 4 that sextape, i'll put my hat in the ring for that job!!!

    By Anonymous, on 6:33 PM  

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