The first pic shows her nasty scar eeeewwwwww , thought she deliver her kids thru her pussy ,but the doc cut her up shit she is a mess hangin out with whore paris , fucked k-fag ,had two kids and the doc left her with a nasty scar go away britney and cover up put some panties on
Good job Momma Lynn. You must be so proud that the daughter you whored out for fame is now really a whore. *applause*
I see the c-section/tummy tuck scar but the it still looks like she's had to babies pop outta that cooter. Well, when you have herpes, docs usually insist on c-section.
Okay, Brit fans, go on and say it, you know you have to... "it's photoshop, y'all!"
Just think of all the kittens killed over her Lolita-esque, thigh-highed schoolgirl videos. Ponder the thousands of orgasms provoked by her writhing, purring, hypersexual "Slave 4 U" phase...
...and now think of the terabytes of data flooding the internet as hundreds of thousands of horrified onlookers gape at Britney's war-torn beaver and imagine the scrawled homebrew "Kev Wuz Heer!" tattoo that undoubtedly lurks somewhere down there.
We're witnessing the end of an era, folks. Britney's publicist-less last days are sprawling out in front of us like a slow-motion train wreck as she parties with professional vagina-for-rent Paris. Adorable, retarded Jessica Simpson is facing the imminent implosion of her image. Ashlee has belt-sanded any slight trace of character off her face. And poor Lindsay Lohan, the only talented one in the bunch, is clearly off her meds and heading for a meltdown.
Meanwhile, on a secluded hillside looking down on LA, Mandy Moore and Christina Aguilera watch in silence, thinking "we never thought it would end like *this*!"
I'm really irritated and kind of worried those pictures. Is there an undie-sanction ongoing in the US? Do you need any underwear care parcels from Germany in L.A.
Anonymous said... The first pic shows her nasty scar eeeewwwwww , thought she deliver her kids thru her pussy ,but the doc cut her up shit she is a mess hangin out with whore paris , fucked k-fag ,had two kids and the doc left her with a nasty scar go away britney and cover up put some panties on
9:35 AM
That's not a scar that's just shitty photoshopping.
All kidding aside, I hate to admit that her vagina isn't that bad so long as you don't consider what a white trash cumdumpster she is.
Even though I'm a big fan of pussy, I found these pictures disturbing. Certainly Hohan and Paris pioneered the sticking-it-out-there-while-getting-out-of-the-car thing, but that is just not the best way to present it. It just doesn't look that good from that angle. There has to be a better way, as long as they're trying to get it out there on the market anyway.
Paris needs to do this often, with that face I always think she's a TS and need constant convincing.
COME ON GIRLS. You KNOW that any time you go out without panties in a fucking miniskirt your cooch is going to end up on the internet the next day. All I can figure is that Shitney WANTED her diseased cunt to be posted all over God's Great Interweb this morning. Too bad the bitch didn't try this attention-grabbing tactic back when she was still decent to look at.
Anon 9:42 "Meanwhile, on a secluded hillside looking down on LA, Mandy Moore and Christina Aguilera watch in silence, thinking "we never thought it would end like *this*!"
Fucking classic! Especially considering the whole X-Tina phase, I never thought the "virgin" Jessica could out-whore her.
That's not blood in the first pic....it's obviously leftover fecal matter. Had she been wearing undies, I'm sure there would be skid marks. We don't call her Shitney for nothing!
Does anyone get the feeling this is all a nasty prank on Britney? So Paris gets her liquored up and tells her it's "hot" to not wear underwear and then ends up looking like a saint. Sounds like a depraved PR scheme on Paris' part, taking advantage of a newly divorced, young mother. Isn't that hitting the bottom of the barrel?
This is the same woman who's "WORRIED" that a sex tape of her and K-Fed might come out? Puleeze. It's pretty bad when Kev starts to look like the classy one.
None of those skanks wear panties. Ever. I can't imagine the stench inside of that car.
looking at this spectacle makes me wonder, when militant muslims claim that we are a depraved country of no morality, are they really that far off base?
I don't know any parents that I would call responsible who party 6-7 nights of the week, often till 5am-6am with in NEWBORN at home, all the while showing her disgusting snatch to the whole world seemingly on purpose, and declaring Paris Hilton as her role model. Crazy. So much for a comeback, she is a bigger joke then she was with Kevin. When you look trashier then both K-Fed and Parasite, you've got issues.
yeah, you got a point, the militant muslims are right - make women cover up head to toe and stone them to death if you think they committed a sin. that's some good thinking.
i guess when your drunk its open season. god i love the internet. britneys sex tapes is coming out soon and then jessica. hey joes when is ashleys coming out. i heard it might be a interacial video. oh man life is great.
What about K-Fed? Where are tha pics of a pantsless K-sexxy showing off that tight little hairless balloon-knot of his? Mmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn. This is brad by the way, I forgot to log in. :)
Just think of all the kittens killed over her Lolita-esque, thigh-highed schoolgirl videos. Ponder the thousands of orgasms provoked by her writhing, purring, hypersexual "Slave 4 U" phase...
...and now think of the terabytes of data flooding the internet as hundreds of thousands of horrified onlookers gape at Britney's war-torn beaver and imagine the scrawled homebrew "Kev Wuz Heer!" tattoo that undoubtedly lurks somewhere down there.
We're witnessing the end of an era, folks. Britney's publicist-less last days are sprawling out in front of us like a slow-motion train wreck as she parties with professional vagina-for-rent Paris. Adorable, retarded Jessica Simpson is facing the imminent implosion of her image. Ashlee has belt-sanded any slight trace of character off her face. And poor Lindsay Lohan, the only talented one in the bunch, is clearly off her meds and heading for a meltdown.
Meanwhile, on a secluded hillside looking down on LA, Mandy Moore and Christina Aguilera watch in silence, thinking "we never thought it would end like *this*!"
She is pretty flabby "down there" what's up with that? Ugh. I can't imagine people do this on purpose. I wonder if her family is FINALLY embarassed of her? Can't wait for the next Matt Lauer interview!!!
How absolutely retarded do you have to be to attempt to get into a car with a mini skirt on as if you are wearing a pair of jeans? This is obviously intentional because it's no doubt the only way for Shitney to get any sort of attention. She had more class when she was with K-Fed!
Just when we thought Britney was getting her career back on track she does this shit. I can't believe in 2 weeks she's completely ruined all hopes of a comeback. After dumping KFed EVERYONE was rooting for her. Even people who weren't loyal fans were like "she finally came to her senses and dumped that loser". When she came on David Letterman she looked cute and classy. We thought that she had grown up over last several years after two children and a failed marriage. I guess not! She'll always be trash with or without KFed.
Absolute white trash. Only Americans would promote and inflict this trash on the rest of the world. Take her back please and buy the poor piece of garbage a pair of panties.
Look at the way Paris is reaching over, touching Britney way up on her thigh. "Becoming like sisters" my ass. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at one of their sleepovers.
"yeah, you got a point, the militant muslims are right - make women cover up head to toe and stone them to death if you think they committed a sin. that's some good thinking."
i'm not suggesting that islam has the answers, i think women-stoning muslims and vagina-bearing pseudo celebrities are both poor role models for anything. the u.s. holds itself up as the poster-child for morality and decency to the rest of the world, but as britney spears, her exposed vagina and our fascination with it prove, we have very little to be proud of.
i think the reason why britney is flashing her parts all over the place is because the Post mentioned a few days ago about a mysterious new mom had to deliver by c suction because she was given a a rauncy std', therefore she must be doing this to prove its not her.
Shitney's stuff sold quite well in several countries other than America if I remember correctly, so don't go bagging on Americans for "promoting" Britney. If anything promotes her current relevance, it's everyone on here talking about pictures posted on a website that can be viewed the world around.
gross..it is like some kind of precursor to be a buddy of Parasite Hiltons- you MUST show your bever as much as you can. GROSS...do guys like COMPLEATLY bald? I never got that..looks like a small girls to me, and if you are into that then you are a PED-O-FILE!!!
what the fuck is wrong with britney? does she really need the publicity that bad that shes willing to dress like the young socialite crowd and go pantiless knowing the paparazzi are gonna snap away at your crotch??
this girl makes me sick. she is such trailor park trash.
this is just getting too pathetic...she wanted to get rid of k fed so that she could have her comeback. As far as i'm concerned, i think k fed is starting to look like the better person.
"do guys like COMPLEATLY bald? I never got that..looks like a small girls to me, and if you are into that then you are a PED-O-FILE!!!" - 1:10
Some of us like flossing with dental floss, not pubic hair. If prefering shaved over a "landing strip" is the only difference between being a pedophile and not being a pedophile, there would be a whole nation of men in prison right now. Liking a shaved pussy has nothing to do pedophiles you retard.
The were both C-Sections. She scheduled the C-Sections before the due date for both babies too because she was "too scared" to have labor pains. She's an idiot.
How do people not know she had 2 c sections? I'm not even a Shitney fan and I know that. She even admitted it. Both times she had a kid, her press release said "...delivered via Cesarean blah blah blah"
1:50 - YES, they were both SCHEDULED c-sections. Whoreney said that she didn't want to go through the pain since her mom told her vaginal birth hurt like hell. She wanted to schedule JJ's c-section so he would have the same birthday as SPF but Kevin talked her out of it. Well, she said it was to avoid pain but a Blind Item says that she had to have c-sections due to a "raunchy STD" given to her by her estrnged husband.
an appeasiotomy is what kobe bryant did - when you get caught cheating, you remove a large chunk of your bank account to buy a giant diamond so your wife won't leave you
I actually miss pubic hair on women. I grew up stroken it to Playboy and Penthouse and the women had nice trimmed hairy muffs. I mean hair grows there for a reason. I miss how it filled out a bikini or panty bottom. Its more 'womanly' I think to have some hair there.
Shes jusr giving K-Fed all the amunition he needs to get custody of those kids..shes being even more stupid than people already thought she was..and forget about a comeback!
2:37 PM sadi: an appeasiotomy is what kobe bryant did - when you get caught cheating, you remove a large chunk of your bank account to buy a giant diamond so your wife won't leave you
You know, I couldn't give two shits about Britney but something like this just itches (as I'm sure Britney does from the looks of it) for a comment.
What the FUCK is the matter with her?? If she doesn't have a publicist whatever, but what about her frickin mother? If that were my daughter I'd tell her to smarten the fuck up before she loses her kids, now to K-Fed or later on down the road to their disownment of her because of sheer humiliation that she's their mother.
Britney has two kids now, she does not have the right or the privilege to go out and party with skanky whorebag Paris. Take some fucking responsibility for once, you moron.
Doesn't she have grandparents? I would be so mortified if my grandpa could go basically ANYWHERE online and see my snatch. What about Kevin's pervy family? I wouldn't want them to see my goodies either. OR Joe Simpson..for god's sake Britney think of the consequences!
In relation to the second to last pic...If you are going to show your cooter AND your hairy a-hole...at least wax the ass too...and put some ointment on that herpes riddden crotch..fuckin gross!!! You KNOW she did this on purpose =P ...no such thing as bad publicity my ass!!! They should be burning her CDs in the streets...along with Paris's!
I can't believe how ugly these pictures are. Britty needs an anal bleaching if she's going to continue sharing her snatch with the public. Thank God I don't know Paris because I would NOT want to sit in her car after having Brit's oozing ass in the passenger seat. I'll take SPF and JJ - they'd have a happy home with my family!
One thing no one has mentioned - that outfit - that is not a dress, no not even a mini dress - come on that is a shirt and you need to wear either pants or a skirt with a shirt or else this is going to happen. She is so dumb!!!
"Look at the way Paris is reaching over, touching Britney way up on her thigh. "Becoming like sisters" my ass. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at one of their sleepovers."
I'm sure you'd be one of many flies buzzing around that room.
vs has panties on sale for $3.99 right now. look into it you slut. i loved you, and i believed in you, and i was so happy when you dropped that fucking loser.
now you're the loser and he's showing up in the press in a dapper suit trying to promote himself.
To the person who typed Fedex's name and him saying "contingency"...are you kidding me? That word has more than two syllables. You might as well have said he'd invent cold fusion.
Oh, and Elliot Mintz, Paris' tool, said that everything that Britney is now is because of Paris' influence. So basically, he's saying that Paris turns your everyday white trash woman into 100%, Grade A hos. This means that her children will be committing Colombine style attacks at their pre-school in just a few years. You have been forewarned.
To the person who typed Fedex's name and him saying "contingency"...are you kidding me? That word has more than two syllables. You might as well have said he'd invent cold fusion.
Oh, and Elliot Mintz, Paris' tool, said that everything that Britney is now is because of Paris' influence. So basically, he's saying that Paris turns your everyday white trash woman into 100%, Grade A hos. This means that her children will be committing Colombine style attacks at their pre-school in just a few years. You have been forewarned.
I said his LAWYER was saying "contingency" learn to read.
Just when we thought Britney was getting her career back on track she does this shit. I can't believe in 2 weeks she's completely ruined all hopes of a comeback. After dumping KFed EVERYONE was rooting for her. Even people who weren't loyal fans were like "she finally came to her senses and dumped that loser". When she came on David Letterman she looked cute and classy. We thought that she had grown up over last several years after two children and a failed marriage. I guess not! She'll always be trash with or without KFed.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
No one was saying that. We all knew she'd end up exactly where she is. She could never comeback, besides the no talent, no voice thing, she's a mother, and people will not stand for crap like this, or taking off her clothes, and that was her entire career.
I agree laurie, we don't want her back here in Louisiana. She makes us look bad and we don't need any help with that. She was raised better than that, but what goes up must come down and she's falling fast. IMO she never could sing anyway. I knew it was just a matter of time before she pulled another publicity stunt, but even this exceeds my expectations of her.
I thought I had seen everything until these pics surfaced. My God, she has to be doing this on purpose. This is a trend with fading starlets and I have to believe that they are enjoying the publicity, even of this variety. That's a fat nasty camel toe.
ok so we;ve all been joking around about the obsessed britney fans who are going to jump to her defense no matter fucking what, well, here we go. i read this "fan letter" on worldofbritney.com:
You've been posting a lot about the negative opinions of Britney's behavior.
Granted, she IS in a custody battle and she's having problems with her public life...but people need to understand that the courts aren't going to hold this accountable if she can prove she's had responsible child care for her children.
The point I'm trying to make people see is, as negative as it may look to us, it's only excessive to most because she's got cameras on her 24/7. I've seen 30+ year old women pull exactly what she is, and the reason we don't hear about it is because it's not posted ALL over the internet. Britney found Paris and Lindsay who are party girls who have a lot of fun, drama, and problems but still seem to smile and have a genuine good time, so she's surrounding herself with them. If people are fans of Britney because of what she does in her personal down time [i.e. partying and having upskirt photos by accident, or 'on purpose' whatever they try to say] then they're not really fans of her, they're obsessed with an ideal person who's never existed.
She's human, she has every right to party nonstop and have fun as long as her children are taken care of. She goes out at night, but whos to say she's not at home during the day taking care of her babies?
10:45, come on, the radical Muslims would be staring and liking it.
10:07, doncha just LOVE how stupid they are? They actually think she parties all night and is still wide-awake and perky to take care of her kids.
"Accident" my ass. Her seven remaining fans are obviously delusional.
"Responsible care"? Yeah, I can hear it now: "Well, uh, yer hahness... ah mean, yer honor, I done found REAL good nannies fer mah booboos! I done made the pool boy watch em. He jist lets em float on the floaty thangs in the pool, and they don't bother nobody! Then ah kin go party and have sex with Paris! Haw haw, sometimes Ah fergit to take em outta the dagnabbed pool. Oops, Ah farted..."
Looking at the two of them together, it is obvious that Brittney is a piece of country trash with cash. Paris is old money with class and etiquette and it shows. I'm surprised that Paris is even associating with Brittney.
Well, I agree that it is totally irresponsible of her to be out partying with two small children at home... However - I am thrilled she is going out and being caught without panties. I loved seeing her shaved crotch, and I personally think it looks beautiful. I would hit it any time and any day of the week. We can’t have too many photos like this, I only hope she keeps them coming!
If she had an ounce of talent, she wouldn't need a publicity machine telling her to hang out with a whorish socialite while wearing her pants on her head on spreading her legs all over for the world to see her vagina.
See, now the rest of society has to be punished as the media oversaturates us with images of Britney again just because of the few million lemmings who were head over heels for that piece of trash a few years ago. Nice going, "y'all".
Oh come on! We all know that Paris is doing this to make herself look better (both morally, intellectually and physically). Apart from whoring it up, these 2 grew up in completely different worlds.
I recall during Shitney's interview with Matt Lauer that she was comparing herself to Julia Roberts. So, when was the last time
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wow she is super hot!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:32 AM
YUCK!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:34 AM
I bet she felt more passion during a pap smear exam than she ever did with K-Fed
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
it was only a matter of time...y'all
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
The first pic shows her nasty scar eeeewwwwww , thought she deliver her kids thru her pussy ,but the doc cut her up shit she is a mess hangin out with whore paris , fucked k-fag ,had two kids and the doc left her with a nasty scar go away britney and cover up put some panties on
By Anonymous, on 9:35 AM
Good job Momma Lynn. You must be so proud that the daughter you whored out for fame is now really a whore. *applause*
I see the c-section/tummy tuck scar but the it still looks like she's had to babies pop outta that cooter. Well, when you have herpes, docs usually insist on c-section.
Okay, Brit fans, go on and say it, you know you have to... "it's photoshop, y'all!"
By Anonymous, on 9:40 AM
Just think of all the kittens killed over her Lolita-esque, thigh-highed schoolgirl videos. Ponder the thousands of orgasms provoked by her writhing, purring, hypersexual "Slave 4 U" phase...
...and now think of the terabytes of data flooding the internet as hundreds of thousands of horrified onlookers gape at Britney's war-torn beaver and imagine the scrawled homebrew "Kev Wuz Heer!" tattoo that undoubtedly lurks somewhere down there.
We're witnessing the end of an era, folks. Britney's publicist-less last days are sprawling out in front of us like a slow-motion train wreck as she parties with professional vagina-for-rent Paris. Adorable, retarded Jessica Simpson is facing the imminent implosion of her image. Ashlee has belt-sanded any slight trace of character off her face. And poor Lindsay Lohan, the only talented one in the bunch, is clearly off her meds and heading for a meltdown.
Meanwhile, on a secluded hillside looking down on LA, Mandy Moore and Christina Aguilera watch in silence, thinking "we never thought it would end like *this*!"
By Anonymous, on 9:42 AM
Hey,
I'm really irritated and kind of worried those pictures. Is there an undie-sanction ongoing in the US? Do you need any underwear care parcels from Germany in L.A.
Just let me know.
Maren
Hamburg
By Anonymous, on 9:46 AM
"'Okay, Brit fans, go on and say it, you know you have to... 'it's photoshop, y'all!'"
Yep, as funny as the photos and her downward spiral are, the defence provided by her disillusioned fans is good for twice the laughs.
Luckily, she only has about seven fans left. And of those seven, five work in the parking lots of truckstops and don't have internet access.
By joejoe, on 9:48 AM
Bald as the day she was born. YEAH!
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
You see the C-Section scars as well as blood on the first shot! Fucking gross!
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
Anonymous said...
The first pic shows her nasty scar eeeewwwwww , thought she deliver her kids thru her pussy ,but the doc cut her up shit she is a mess hangin out with whore paris , fucked k-fag ,had two kids and the doc left her with a nasty scar go away britney and cover up put some panties on
9:35 AM
That's not a scar that's just shitty photoshopping.
All kidding aside, I hate to admit that her vagina isn't that bad so long as you don't consider what a white trash cumdumpster she is.
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
Fed-Ex deserves custody of the kids.
By Anonymous, on 9:57 AM
Even though I'm a big fan of pussy, I found these pictures disturbing. Certainly Hohan and Paris pioneered the sticking-it-out-there-while-getting-out-of-the-car thing, but that is just not the best way to present it. It just doesn't look that good from that angle. There has to be a better way, as long as they're trying to get it out there on the market anyway.
Paris needs to do this often, with that face I always think she's a TS and need constant convincing.
By Anonymous, on 9:59 AM
HOW
FUCKING
HARD
IS IT
TO WEAR
UNDERWEAR?!?
COME ON GIRLS. You KNOW that any time you go out without panties in a fucking miniskirt your cooch is going to end up on the internet the next day. All I can figure is that Shitney WANTED her diseased cunt to be posted all over God's Great Interweb this morning. Too bad the bitch didn't try this attention-grabbing tactic back when she was still decent to look at.
By Anonymous, on 10:05 AM
looks better than paris's and lindsay's vagina's, that's for certain... i've never been a fan of the bald look, but i'd hit it
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
oh britney definitely did this for attention.. i have no doubt about that. just like paris and lindsay.
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
has someone contacted child protective services yet?
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
Anon 9:42
"Meanwhile, on a secluded hillside looking down on LA, Mandy Moore and Christina Aguilera watch in silence, thinking "we never thought it would end like *this*!"
Fucking classic! Especially considering the whole X-Tina phase, I never thought the "virgin" Jessica could out-whore her.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
It is now a week-long trend: Fed-Ex stock is rising.
By Anonymous, on 10:19 AM
That's not blood in the first pic....it's obviously leftover fecal matter. Had she been wearing undies, I'm sure there would be skid marks. We don't call her Shitney for nothing!
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
I just don't get it...like her skirt is around her belly button...how do you not fucking notice???
Well, Paris finally managed to find someone who makes her look classy...notice how the tinier Shitney's outfits get, the more covered up Paris is??
By Anonymous, on 10:23 AM
Love the biohazard stamp.
By Anonymous, on 10:24 AM
eww. that is one nasty vagina.
By Anonymous, on 10:25 AM
What the fuck is wrong with these youg women is this a new trend not to ware underware.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
Wow, mother of two small children, going out clubbing every night with two disgusting skanks, drinking and smoking while her kids sit at home.
If she wasn't rich DCFS would be knocking on the door.
By Anonymous, on 10:27 AM
GOOD STUFF! She shoulda took Playboy's money when she had the chance. Now we get the goods for FREE. Thanks Brit!
By Anonymous, on 10:28 AM
Does she know her whole skirt is up above her hips when this photo was taken?
By Anonymous, on 10:30 AM
Does anyone get the feeling this is all a nasty prank on Britney? So Paris gets her liquored up and tells her it's "hot" to not wear underwear and then ends up looking like a saint. Sounds like a depraved PR scheme on Paris' part, taking advantage of a newly divorced, young mother. Isn't that hitting the bottom of the barrel?
By Exangel, on 10:31 AM
Oh, come on, exangel....! What woman in their right mind is going to be tricked into not wearing underwear??
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
it looks like her anus is a little roughed up. just writing that made me cum.
By Anonymous, on 10:34 AM
I know I'm a sick fuck, but I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HAPPY IN YEARS!
Best post ever.
I love the Internets!
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
This is the same woman who's "WORRIED" that a sex tape of her and K-Fed might come out? Puleeze. It's pretty bad when Kev starts to look like the classy one.
None of those skanks wear panties. Ever. I can't imagine the stench inside of that car.
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
Why is it so red and rashy looking just between her anus area and the bottom of her lips? the rest of her lips are not red like that
By Anonymous, on 10:42 AM
i think "NSFW" needs to be amended in this case to "NSFW or any stage of digestion". that is the grossest thing i've seen in a long time.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 AM
looking at this spectacle makes me wonder, when militant muslims claim that we are a depraved country of no morality, are they really that far off base?
By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM
Disgusting bitch. Where's an apocalypse when you need one?
By Laurie, on 10:50 AM
I don't know any parents that I would call responsible who party 6-7 nights of the week, often till 5am-6am with in NEWBORN at home, all the while showing her disgusting snatch to the whole world seemingly on purpose, and declaring Paris Hilton as her role model. Crazy. So much for a comeback, she is a bigger joke then she was with Kevin. When you look trashier then both K-Fed and Parasite, you've got issues.
By Hater, on 10:52 AM
I'm sure she left a real slimy snail trail in the seat. Ah, good times.
BFF? Yeah right. Oh, I can't wait till Paris fucks KFed. Because that's what friends are for.
By Anonymous, on 10:53 AM
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/1843/guessthevjw1.jpg
By Anonymous, on 10:54 AM
If I have to see this one more time, I might go blind.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
yeah, you got a point, the militant muslims are right - make women cover up head to toe and stone them to death if you think they committed a sin. that's some good thinking.
By Anonymous, on 10:55 AM
i guess when your drunk its open season. god i love the internet. britneys sex tapes is coming out soon and then jessica. hey joes when is ashleys coming out. i heard it might be a interacial video. oh man life is great.
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
If these pics don't cause Brit to go on a severe diet, nothing will. She has really let the shit go bad.
By Anonymous, on 11:01 AM
What about K-Fed? Where are tha pics of a pantsless K-sexxy showing off that tight little hairless balloon-knot of his? Mmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnn. This is brad by the way, I forgot to log in. :)
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
She's on the rag!
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
Bleech. Can she be over now?
By Anonymous, on 11:08 AM
I hate that retarded ostrich for driving that car. Undeserving whore.
By Anonymous, on 11:16 AM
She missed all the hair in her ass crack when she shaved. She's such a slob.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
haha she really IS doing everything Paris does. btw nice C-section scar.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
Jesus Christ. Put your vagina back in your damn pants!
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
at least she didn't have a tampon string hanging out, unless she tucked it into her butt crack.
By Anonymous, on 11:19 AM
underwear. It goes under your clothes, keeps people from seeing your junk when you're wearing a skirt. Look it up.
By chenry, on 11:21 AM
Can't wait to see Brit's kids go into a foster home because Kevin and Brit are both such unfit parents. Unreal.
By Anonymous, on 11:24 AM
Anonymous 9:42
Best post ever! I agree with every word you said!
~WillaDodge~
Just think of all the kittens killed over her Lolita-esque, thigh-highed schoolgirl videos. Ponder the thousands of orgasms provoked by her writhing, purring, hypersexual "Slave 4 U" phase...
...and now think of the terabytes of data flooding the internet as hundreds of thousands of horrified onlookers gape at Britney's war-torn beaver and imagine the scrawled homebrew "Kev Wuz Heer!" tattoo that undoubtedly lurks somewhere down there.
We're witnessing the end of an era, folks. Britney's publicist-less last days are sprawling out in front of us like a slow-motion train wreck as she parties with professional vagina-for-rent Paris. Adorable, retarded Jessica Simpson is facing the imminent implosion of her image. Ashlee has belt-sanded any slight trace of character off her face. And poor Lindsay Lohan, the only talented one in the bunch, is clearly off her meds and heading for a meltdown.
Meanwhile, on a secluded hillside looking down on LA, Mandy Moore and Christina Aguilera watch in silence, thinking "we never thought it would end like *this*!"
9:42 AM
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
I love how Paris appears to be laughing at Spears in pictures 1 and 3.
By Anonymous, on 11:29 AM
She is pretty flabby "down there" what's up with that? Ugh. I can't imagine people do this on purpose. I wonder if her family is FINALLY embarassed of her? Can't wait for the next Matt Lauer interview!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:30 AM
How absolutely retarded do you have to be to attempt to get into a car with a mini skirt on as if you are wearing a pair of jeans? This is obviously intentional because it's no doubt the only way for Shitney to get any sort of attention. She had more class when she was with K-Fed!
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
firecrotch!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
Just when we thought Britney was getting her career back on track she does this shit. I can't believe in 2 weeks she's completely ruined all hopes of a comeback. After dumping KFed EVERYONE was rooting for her. Even people who weren't loyal fans were like "she finally came to her senses and dumped that loser". When she came on David Letterman she looked cute and classy. We thought that she had grown up over last several years after two children and a failed marriage. I guess not! She'll always be trash with or without KFed.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
chenry said...
underwear. It goes under your clothes, keeps people from seeing your junk when you're wearing a skirt. Look it up.
11:21 AM
no need to look it up now; you just explained it
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
Absolute white trash. Only Americans would promote and inflict this trash on the rest of the world. Take her back please and buy the poor piece of garbage a pair of panties.
By Anonymous, on 12:02 PM
proof that kfeds dick is small. that shit isn't hanging down to her knees that pam andersens.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
Hey, Britney, remember when you asked if I wanna dance up on you?
My answer is no, I don't.
By Anonymous, on 12:07 PM
Louisiana can have her back.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
i don't recall that lyric starting with, "hey nobody, do you wanna..."
By Anonymous, on 12:10 PM
Britney, ESPECIALLY after you popped two kids outta that, AND K-Fed was all up in ya, no one wants to see that.
Ever.
By Anonymous, on 12:19 PM
Retarded ostrich and a dodo bird.
By Anonymous, on 12:24 PM
Paris likes bald beaver.
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
Look at the way Paris is reaching over, touching Britney way up on her thigh. "Becoming like sisters" my ass. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at one of their sleepovers.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 PM
It would be nice if these photos had a scrach and sniff on them.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
"yeah, you got a point, the militant muslims are right - make women cover up head to toe and stone them to death if you think they committed a sin. that's some good thinking."
i'm not suggesting that islam has the answers, i think women-stoning muslims and vagina-bearing pseudo celebrities are both poor role models for anything. the u.s. holds itself up as the poster-child for morality and decency to the rest of the world, but as britney spears, her exposed vagina and our fascination with it prove, we have very little to be proud of.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
i think the reason why britney is flashing her parts all over the place is because the Post mentioned a few days ago about a mysterious new mom had to deliver by c suction because she was given a a rauncy std', therefore she must be doing this to prove its not her.
By Anonymous, on 12:40 PM
That's why I take care of my vagina!
By Anonymous, on 12:55 PM
kelly says, mmmmmmmm, jumbo-sized clam strips with red dipping sauce, yummy!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
Hey 12:02
Shitney's stuff sold quite well in several countries other than America if I remember correctly, so don't go bagging on Americans for "promoting" Britney. If anything promotes her current relevance, it's everyone on here talking about pictures posted on a website that can be viewed the world around.
By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM
gross..it is like some kind of precursor to be a buddy of Parasite Hiltons- you MUST show your bever as much as you can. GROSS...do guys like COMPLEATLY bald? I never got that..looks like a small girls to me, and if you are into that then you are a PED-O-FILE!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
I like it , I want it and I want it more. the things I woudl do to that are unspeakable . I love Britney and want her so bad
I want more pics . hopefully next we will get her top falling off .
thank you Paris for whoring up this slut even more .
By Anonymous, on 1:13 PM
^ You really must like ugly pussies and saggy tits.
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
COMPLETELY
not
COMPLEATLY
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
what the fuck is wrong with britney? does she really need the publicity that bad that shes willing to dress like the young socialite crowd and go pantiless knowing the paparazzi are gonna snap away at your crotch??
this girl makes me sick. she is such trailor park trash.
By prettyboy, on 1:18 PM
^1:10 Hey, Paris likes bald beaver too!
By Anonymous, on 1:18 PM
this is just getting too pathetic...she wanted to get rid of k fed so that she could have her comeback. As far as i'm concerned, i think k fed is starting to look like the better person.
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
trailer
not
trailor
By Anonymous, on 1:19 PM
Shaved is the only way.
By Anonymous, on 1:21 PM
I know thanksgiving is over, but I want to say that I'm thankful for the papparazzi.
By Anonymous, on 1:25 PM
I just don't want to sit anywhere that these girls have been sitting! That is grossing me out the most...
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
"do guys like COMPLEATLY bald? I never got that..looks like a small girls to me, and if you are into that then you are a PED-O-FILE!!!" - 1:10
Some of us like flossing with dental floss, not pubic hair. If prefering shaved over a "landing strip" is the only difference between being a pedophile and not being a pedophile, there would be a whole nation of men in prison right now. Liking a shaved pussy has nothing to do pedophiles you retard.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
That stuff is flabby south of the border. At least get soap & a razor and clean that up, if you go commando. Thats some nasty shit.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
it looks sweet and tasty , love it
By Anonymous, on 1:38 PM
How old is the baby? The nasty part between the vagina and the anus is probably a healing appeasiotomy (spelling)
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
chewed up bubble gum
By Anonymous, on 1:41 PM
Well, she ain't Grace Kelly!
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
The image has been scaled-down. Click the image to show the real size.
Oh God WHY did I click??!!
By Anonymous, on 1:46 PM
Uhhhhh 1:41....you don't get an episiotomy with a c-section.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
@ 1:41 - She had a c-section for both kids. Look at the fresh scar above her meat curtains.
By Anonymous, on 1:47 PM
1:31.....AMEN!!!!
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
Britney's pussy isn't the right shape to go totally bald. It's not flattering on her. She should have kept some on top.
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
Do we know for sure that they were both c section?
By Anonymous, on 1:50 PM
The were both C-Sections. She scheduled the C-Sections before the due date for both babies too because she was "too scared" to have labor pains. She's an idiot.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
The scar in question could also be a stretch mark
By Anonymous, on 1:55 PM
How do people not know she had 2 c sections? I'm not even a Shitney fan and I know that. She even admitted it. Both times she had a kid, her press release said "...delivered via Cesarean blah blah blah"
By Anonymous, on 1:57 PM
1:50 - YES, they were both SCHEDULED c-sections. Whoreney said that she didn't want to go through the pain since her mom told her vaginal birth hurt like hell. She wanted to schedule JJ's c-section so he would have the same birthday as SPF but Kevin talked her out of it. Well, she said it was to avoid pain but a Blind Item says that she had to have c-sections due to a "raunchy STD" given to her by her estrnged husband.
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
you can see her c-section scar too ..cute.
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
Face it, peoples. Vulva is the news black--when will you hicks pick up on this?
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
Seriously, at this point, why don't they just walk around nude? I there anything that we haven't seen from these three (besides a few morals)??
By CheeryBitch, on 2:23 PM
Anonymous said...
kelly says, mmmmmmmm, jumbo-sized clam strips with red dipping sauce, yummy!!!
1:02 PM
Now that made me naseous.
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
an appeasiotomy is what kobe bryant did - when you get caught cheating, you remove a large chunk of your bank account to buy a giant diamond so your wife won't leave you
By Anonymous, on 2:37 PM
I'm craving an Arby's Big Montanna with all this vagina talk.
By Anonymous, on 2:43 PM
Nice scar. Does something look infected ? Clean shaven to get rid of those crotch critters ? Low class with no class and needs class.
By Anonymous, on 2:50 PM
I actually miss pubic hair on women. I grew up stroken it to Playboy and Penthouse and the women had nice trimmed hairy muffs. I mean hair grows there for a reason. I miss how it filled out a bikini or panty bottom. Its more 'womanly' I think to have some hair there.
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
Shes jusr giving K-Fed all the amunition he needs to get custody of those kids..shes being even more stupid than people already thought she was..and forget about a comeback!
By jannre, on 2:51 PM
wow she really shaved her stuff cause she knew that this is the hott new way to get in the news. but it does look better than lindsays.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
2:37 PM sadi: an appeasiotomy is what kobe bryant did - when you get caught cheating, you remove a large chunk of your bank account to buy a giant diamond so your wife won't leave you
BWahahahahahaha....that is some funny shit!
By Anonymous, on 2:57 PM
Damn you Paris, damn you for ruining the seats of such a beautiful car. Couldn't you at least have made her put a towel down?
By Anonymous, on 2:58 PM
You know, I couldn't give two shits about Britney but something like this just itches (as I'm sure Britney does from the looks of it) for a comment.
What the FUCK is the matter with her?? If she doesn't have a publicist whatever, but what about her frickin mother? If that were my daughter I'd tell her to smarten the fuck up before she loses her kids, now to K-Fed or later on down the road to their disownment of her because of sheer humiliation that she's their mother.
Britney has two kids now, she does not have the right or the privilege to go out and party with skanky whorebag Paris. Take some fucking responsibility for once, you moron.
By Anonymous, on 3:32 PM
Somewhere KFed's attorney is screaming "damn why can't we take divorce cases on contingency!"
By Anonymous, on 3:40 PM
Doesn't she have grandparents? I would be so mortified if my grandpa could go basically ANYWHERE online and see my snatch. What about Kevin's pervy family? I wouldn't want them to see my goodies either. OR Joe Simpson..for god's sake Britney think of the consequences!
By Anonymous, on 3:41 PM
fucking gross. has CPS been notified? she's pathetic.
By Anonymous, on 3:55 PM
her snatch was oozing class
By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM
her snatch was oozing class
By Anonymous, on 4:16 PM
In relation to the second to last pic...If you are going to show your cooter AND your hairy a-hole...at least wax the ass too...and put some ointment on that herpes riddden crotch..fuckin gross!!! You KNOW she did this on purpose =P ...no such thing as bad publicity my ass!!! They should be burning her CDs in the streets...along with Paris's!
By Anonymous, on 4:26 PM
Looks like somebody could use a Woomba for Christmas.
By Jeff, on 4:36 PM
Next she's gonna do a real life reinactment shot of that sculpture that showed her giving birth on all fours.
By Anonymous, on 5:03 PM
could someone please drop britney's kids off in the forest in yellowstone so they can be raised by wolves? they might have a chance that way. thanks.
By Anonymous, on 5:06 PM
"Louisiana can have her back."
We don't want that!
By Laurie, on 5:09 PM
I can't believe how ugly these pictures are. Britty needs an anal bleaching if she's going to continue sharing her snatch with the public. Thank God I don't know Paris because I would NOT want to sit in her car after having Brit's oozing ass in the passenger seat. I'll take SPF and JJ - they'd have a happy home with my family!
By Anonymous, on 5:15 PM
One thing no one has mentioned - that outfit - that is not a dress, no not even a mini dress - come on that is a shirt and you need to wear either pants or a skirt with a shirt or else this is going to happen. She is so dumb!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:16 PM
is underwear does exist in your country ?!!
what is this "fashion" ?
OMG she has two kids now !
what she want ? that Kevin gets the custody ?
By Anonymous, on 5:17 PM
"Look at the way Paris is reaching over, touching Britney way up on her thigh. "Becoming like sisters" my ass. I'd love to be a fly on the wall at one of their sleepovers."
I'm sure you'd be one of many flies buzzing around that room.
By Anonymous, on 5:25 PM
Nice stretch marks! Looks like she was on the rag too!
By Bitch McMean, on 5:47 PM
dear brit,
vs has panties on sale for $3.99 right now. look into it you slut. i loved you, and i believed in you, and i was so happy when you dropped that fucking loser.
now you're the loser and he's showing up in the press in a dapper suit trying to promote himself.
way to even the playing field you dumb cunt.
By Anonymous, on 5:58 PM
To the person who typed Fedex's name and him saying "contingency"...are you kidding me? That word has more than two syllables. You might as well have said he'd invent cold fusion.
Oh, and Elliot Mintz, Paris' tool, said that everything that Britney is now is because of Paris' influence. So basically, he's saying that Paris turns your everyday white trash woman into 100%, Grade A hos. This means that her children will be committing Colombine style attacks at their pre-school in just a few years. You have been forewarned.
By Anonymous, on 6:04 PM
To the person who typed Fedex's name and him saying "contingency"...are you kidding me? That word has more than two syllables. You might as well have said he'd invent cold fusion.
Oh, and Elliot Mintz, Paris' tool, said that everything that Britney is now is because of Paris' influence. So basically, he's saying that Paris turns your everyday white trash woman into 100%, Grade A hos. This means that her children will be committing Colombine style attacks at their pre-school in just a few years. You have been forewarned.
I said his LAWYER was saying "contingency" learn to read.
By Anonymous, on 6:57 PM
Damn you Paris, damn you for ruining the seats of such a beautiful car. Couldn't you at least have made her put a towel down?
For all we know there was a towel and it got swallowed up by Brit's cavernous cooch.
~WillaDodge~
By Anonymous, on 7:00 PM
Is this idiot going out every night? Doesn't she have a newborn and a toddler at home?
That's def a c section scar. I feel so sorry for those kids when they start school!
By Anonymous, on 7:04 PM
"I feel so sorry for those kids when they start school!"
Shit. We should celebrate if they make it to that age.
By Laurie, on 7:11 PM
SHE HAS A BIRTHMARK ON HER BUTT!
By Anonymous, on 7:30 PM
Just when we thought Britney was getting her career back on track she does this shit. I can't believe in 2 weeks she's completely ruined all hopes of a comeback. After dumping KFed EVERYONE was rooting for her. Even people who weren't loyal fans were like "she finally came to her senses and dumped that loser". When she came on David Letterman she looked cute and classy. We thought that she had grown up over last several years after two children and a failed marriage. I guess not! She'll always be trash with or without KFed.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
No one was saying that. We all knew she'd end up exactly where she is. She could never comeback, besides the no talent, no voice thing, she's a mother, and people will not stand for crap like this, or taking off her clothes, and that was her entire career.
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
Shitney doesn't have a talented enough pretty vagina like Lohan. Shitney keep it in your pants.
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
^ Blowhan's vag looked like a chewed up piece of chewing gum. Both Britney and Lindsay's pussies were letdowns.
By Anonymous, on 7:56 PM
I agree laurie, we don't want her back here in Louisiana. She makes us look bad and we don't need any help with that. She was raised better than that, but what goes up must come down and she's falling fast. IMO she never could sing anyway. I knew it was just a matter of time before she pulled another publicity stunt, but even this exceeds my expectations of her.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
She has GOT to be doing this on purpose. Keeping up with the Lohans/Hiltons
Wuttadeuchebag
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
I thought I had seen everything until these pics surfaced. My God, she has to be doing this on purpose. This is a trend with fading starlets and I have to believe that they are enjoying the publicity, even of this variety. That's a fat nasty camel toe.
By Anonymous, on 8:22 PM
I guess she can say goodbye to that Mouseketeer reunion.
By Anonymous, on 9:23 PM
this kind of makes me long for the days when whores were thrown into the streets and stoned. we could use days like that again
By Anonymous, on 9:30 PM
ok so we;ve all been joking around about the obsessed britney fans who are going to jump to her defense no matter fucking what, well, here we go. i read this "fan letter" on worldofbritney.com:
You've been posting a lot about the negative opinions of Britney's behavior.
Granted, she IS in a custody battle and she's having problems with her public life...but people need to understand that the courts aren't going to hold this accountable if she can prove she's had responsible child care for her children.
The point I'm trying to make people see is, as negative as it may look to us, it's only excessive to most because she's got cameras on her 24/7. I've seen 30+ year old women pull exactly what she is, and the reason we don't hear about it is because it's not posted ALL over the internet. Britney found Paris and Lindsay who are party girls who have a lot of fun, drama, and problems but still seem to smile and have a genuine good time, so she's surrounding herself with them. If people are fans of Britney because of what she does in her personal down time [i.e. partying and having upskirt photos by accident, or 'on purpose' whatever they try to say] then they're not really fans of her, they're obsessed with an ideal person who's never existed.
She's human, she has every right to party nonstop and have fun as long as her children are taken care of. She goes out at night, but whos to say she's not at home during the day taking care of her babies?
By Anonymous, on 10:07 PM
10:45, come on, the radical Muslims would be staring and liking it.
10:07, doncha just LOVE how stupid they are? They actually think she parties all night and is still wide-awake and perky to take care of her kids.
"Accident" my ass. Her seven remaining fans are obviously delusional.
"Responsible care"? Yeah, I can hear it now: "Well, uh, yer hahness... ah mean, yer honor, I done found REAL good nannies fer mah booboos! I done made the pool boy watch em. He jist lets em float on the floaty thangs in the pool, and they don't bother nobody! Then ah kin go party and have sex with Paris! Haw haw, sometimes Ah fergit to take em outta the dagnabbed pool. Oops, Ah farted..."
By Anonymous, on 11:39 PM
To quote Krusty the Clown:
"Better burn that seat."
By jeditemple, on 11:53 PM
Anonymous said...
It is now a week-long trend: Fed-Ex stock is rising.
10:19 AM
ARE YOU HIGH OR DRUNK that asshole stock will never rise
By Anonymous, on 11:55 PM
Looking at the two of them together, it is obvious that Brittney is a piece of country trash with cash. Paris is old money with class and etiquette and it shows. I'm surprised that Paris is even associating with Brittney.
By TRASH WITH CASH, on 12:05 AM
Well, I agree that it is totally irresponsible of her to be out partying with two small children at home...
However - I am thrilled she is going out and being caught without panties. I loved seeing her shaved crotch, and I personally think it looks beautiful. I would hit it any time and any day of the week. We can’t have too many photos like this, I only hope she keeps them coming!
By Anonymous, on 1:17 AM
If there are any typo's in my post it's because I've been blinded and scarred for life (and that was only after looking at one photo). Jesus Christ.
By Anonymous, on 1:31 AM
If she had an ounce of talent, she wouldn't need a publicity machine telling her to hang out with a whorish socialite while wearing her pants on her head on spreading her legs all over for the world to see her vagina.
See, now the rest of society has to be punished as the media oversaturates us with images of Britney again just because of the few million lemmings who were head over heels for that piece of trash a few years ago. Nice going, "y'all".
By Anonymous, on 2:14 AM
Oh come on! We all know that Paris is doing this to make herself look better (both morally, intellectually and physically). Apart from whoring it up, these 2 grew up in completely different worlds.
I recall during Shitney's interview with Matt Lauer that she was comparing herself to Julia Roberts. So, when was the last time