Daniel Baldwin Stole a Car

41 Comments:

  • Meanwhile the littlest Baldwin, Adam, seems sane and reasonably talented.

    I wonder if he was adopted?

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM  

  • There are so many of these guys, when did Mrs. Baldwin stop having children? Recently I hope?

    By Anonymous, on 10:01 AM  

  • Jesus freak doesn't sound so bad.
    But I am one, so yeah.
    :)

    By JC is cool, on 10:08 AM  

  • Jenny: that was just a beautiful post! Love it, love it, love it!

    I wonder which brother Danny-boy is gonna borrow the bond money from. He's the kind of asshole brother that only calls at 3 in the morning because he's in jail. Worth.less.

    By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM  

  • i'd certainly rim his hairy fat ass, with gusto

    By Anonymous, on 10:13 AM  

  • ^ Then you're an idiot.

    By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM  

  • Steven Baldwin is a jesus freak?

    By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM  

  • There's an Adam Baldwin?

    The hell you say.

    Funny post, BTW.

    By Farmer Ted, on 10:18 AM  

  • OLD MAN acting like some punk teen what a loser , grow up asshole go to rehab or better yet prison for 15 years stupid fuck , son of a bitch has everything he wants and he is out there wasting it on bullshit

    By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM  

  • Adam Baldwin is NOT related to them.

    And I take offense at the words "Jesus Freak" so lay off the anti-Christian stuff, Jenny.

    By jeditemple, on 10:39 AM  

  • Sorry, jeditemple, but nobody is off limits here when they use their celebrity to promote a cause. Any cause. Even the born-again Christian cause. We're always bound to offend everyone at some point. Even ourselves.

    By Jenny, on 10:41 AM  

  • has there ever been a set of siblings that looks more creepily alike than the Baldwin brothers? the fact that their faces only have the slightest differences (features different by tiny angles) has always creeped me out.

    By Anonymous, on 10:45 AM  

  • "Jesus freak" is not anti Christian, per say. I think everyone can agree theres a difference between someone who is religious and someone who is an extremist. its like the subtle difference between "devout Muslim" and "crashed a plane into a building for Allah." but I dont thik Steven Baldwin is that extreme of a Christian.

    By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM  

  • better than Jesus freak Steven??? What are you nuts? This is the only brother that has anything positive to say. Hmmm a thief or Mr. positive in my home? No brainer Jenny.

    By chuggdog, on 10:58 AM  

  • By the way, his name is Stephen Baldwin, if we're going to be picky. ;)

    By Anonymous, on 11:00 AM  

  • All the bible thumpers around here need to take a joke and stop being such hypocrites. It's okay to call Lohan a slut and whore and people fat and ugly, but as soon as they make fun of a religious extremist you're all holier than thou. STFU.

    By shut up, on 11:01 AM  

  • 10:39 and 10:58 You make it sound as if being religious makes you a good person. All Stephen did was replace his addiction with another. He was weak-minded which is how religion spread in the first place. It's just a way to keep masses under control while the powerful go ahead and do what they want. Look at alot of the wars and destruction in the past. Religion is at the root of it. I'm done so you can go back to judging people now.

    By Anonymous, on 11:35 AM  

  • What about the other Baldwin? The one that was in that phenomenal movie with Cindy Crawford and Backdraft. You don't hear much from him these days.

    By the by...Alec Baldwin, as mouthy as he is, was hilarious in The Departed.

    By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM  

  • So Anonymous , you're saying religion is the opiate of the masses.
    Hmmm, where have I heard that before...

    By Abe Vigoda's Ghost, on 11:48 AM  

  • I remember seeing him on "Celebrity Fit Club" on the verge of a nervous breakdown when his team came by his place because he didn't show up for some fat race. Oh and he was hooked on pain pills at the time.

    So no big surprise with his recent run-in.

    By Brandy, on 11:50 AM  

  • WHOLLY FUCK BATMAN! Where does it say in the bible, thou shall not say fuck you or lindsey's a cunt. I am one of the most sarcastic fuckers around. Check my profile. I have a giant Homer tattoo on my arm. All I'm saying is I'd rather have Stephen in my home. I'm not a bible thumper but if I had one in my hand and one of you cocksuckers called me out I guess I would have to thump you upside the head with my bible. Geez - relax.






    breath breath breath



    I'm ok now......

    By chuggdog, on 12:05 PM  

  • I can't believe that bloated bastard felt the need to steal a car!! WTF???
    Quick, into rehab...Again.

    By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM  

  • i love this story. I breifly had a 'friendship' with this guy in vancouver when I worked on a film set up there 4 years ago. Funny thing, he DID eat all my food, snorted anything white and left abrutly when he wanted. Also. I saw him spying and snooping around my neighborhood for about 3 weeks after.. taking pictures of women from his car!!!! Sneeky little fucker!!

    By lindsay, on 12:11 PM  

  • "Sorry, jeditemple, but nobody is off limits here."

    Okay, Jenny-freak. LOL.

    By jeditemple, on 12:12 PM  

  • Anonymous said...
    10:39 and 10:58 You make it sound as if being religious makes you a good person. All Stephen did was replace his addiction with another. He was weak-minded which is how religion spread in the first place. It's just a way to keep masses under control while the powerful go ahead and do what they want. Look at alot of the wars and destruction in the past. Religion is at the root of it. I'm done so you can go back to judging people now.

    November 09, 2006 11:35 AM



    stooopid retort! Where the fuck does it say that religion makes you a better person. I stated that he is a positive person now. Dumbass! I guess your new to this site. Everyone judges and is sarcastic. Take a bible and shove it up your ass. There is war baecuase this is a sinful world we live in and there will always be crime, war, famine, whatever...

    Okay I'm going back to judgung people...your a fucking shittney loving, kfed rapping fan who must fuck cows for a living.



    mmmmmm - clear headed now.... must go back to sleep.....zzzzzzz

    By chuggdog, on 12:14 PM  

  • I love this story!

    I was briefly 'friends' with Danny 4 yrs ago in Vancouver on a film set.

    He ate all my food, snorted (smoked?) anything white and left abrutly when he wanted. Granted... his escalade did get the windows smashed in one night downtown while he was exessively partying.

    3 weeks later.. I saw him snooping around my neighborhood taking pictures of women from his SUV... weirdo.

    By lindsay, on 12:14 PM  

  • Jim Baker was a pretty positive guy, too.

    By Anonymous, on 12:20 PM  

  • he's sooooooooooooooooooooo fucking gross.

    By Anonymous, on 1:03 PM  

  • I was hoping it was Alec... the mugshot looked like Alec, especially since he's become the fat brother - make that a bloated, big bag of shit.

    By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM  

  • I also believe that the Rev. Ted Haggard, was a pretty positive guy also. Hee,hee Jesus Freaks! Seriously, this website offends everyone, their is absolutly no discrimination here.

    By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM  

  • he's cute. i'd totally suck his dick.

    By Anonymous, on 1:09 PM  

  • bring a spoon so you can scoop the feta cheese from the folds of that hooded monk. licking toilets is fun for you?

    By Anonymous, on 1:20 PM  

  • DAMMIT DANIEL! I told you not to go over sixty five! What the Hell's the matter with you? Can't you do anything right?

    Now who the frig am I going to get to drive FederEx off a pier?

    Dude, you better not have snorted all that money I gave you. Serious, man.

    By Vigilante, on 1:22 PM  

  • muslims were forced into extremism by the jesus freaks, so i see nothing positive about the easter-zombie fanatics.

    By Anonymous, on 1:32 PM  

  • ther is more proof of u.f.o.'s than there is of jesus. hell man, the virgin even pops up more than jesus does.

    By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM  

  • I love this blog. Bar none. Anyhoo, it appears Daniel's acting career is over ala Tom Sizemore, so he's reduced to chop shopping SUV'S from the OC.

    Steve Baldwin is a full on freak, he may be waving that Xtian flag, but when I saw him last, he appeared to be on Jesus juice, big time.

    By Jinxy McDeath, on 2:53 PM  

  • Wouldn't it be great to watch Daniel the Freak steal Alec the Pompous Activist's Toyota Prius (or whatever the hell Pompous Activists drive) and have Stephen the coke-headed Jesus Freak tell him he's a sinner?

    Good times.

    By I don't like you in ANY way, on 3:27 PM  

  • The Baldwins are just building various "characters" for their eventual "reality-TV" show.

    Can't you just picture it?
    1) Alec, the ultra-liberal "I'm gonna leave the US if GWB becomes President" Democrat.
    2) Stephen, the born-again Christian "I'm gonna save Tom Cruise from Scientology" Jesus-freak.
    3) Daniel, the over-the-top "I'll pop more pills than God" drug addict.
    4) Billy, the low-key "hey, I'm still doing movies, just check IMDB" b-movie actor.

    All in one house for 4 weeks, or however long it takes to get enough footage for a "reality" show.

    "House of Baldwins" might be too derivative, but I'm sure they will think of something clever.

    By Anonymous, on 4:34 PM  

  • RE: anon. 4:34

    After having enough of his brothers shananagins, Billy will end up going pyscho and massacring everyone and eventually doing himself in for the grand finale. It's always the low-key characters that you have to look out for.

    By Brandy, on 8:58 AM  

  • I knew Billy was my favorite.

    If you're a Christian and offended by the word Jesus-Freak you need to go back in your CCM catalog and pick up the DC Talk song of the same name. Get a life!

    Yeah, I just admitted I was a Jesus-Freak and listened to that crap, but it was to prove a good point!:)

    By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM  

  • From the pic, looks like some wires got loose.
    Hope he can get it together.

    By Zam, on 6:48 PM  

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