You mean she acted like a total bitch and treated people like they were beneath her? I never would have thought this classy dame would act like a diva. I love how she poses like she's the shit. If you hadn't sucked Diddy's cock, you wouldn't be where you are sweetheart. I think she was only invited cause they're trying to convert her.
do you think that she gets it that her infertility is god's (or allah's or whomever's) way of saying "there will be no more of you, i made a mistake the first time".
Damn, that was a good dinner. And good wine. Too much of a good thing is never bad.
Right, back to the matter at hand. Anyone else notice her face is looking incredibly pinched lately? The open-mouth pose, which I think looks ridiculous (personally), gives her that creepy "I'm a Madame Tussaud's Wax Figure" look.
(Shudders)
Killer dress. Not too crazy about the shoes and the purse.
"Only a starving Ethiopian could find her ass appealing. She is gross. Fat assed and flat chested is no way to go through life son."
Even though she has a hideous husband, she seems to be going through life fine - b/c she has way more money then most of us will ever have. Go rot in your jealousy.
is she really standing in front of sign that says "los angeles free clinic 40th anniversary"? that seems like a pretty low budget d-list "event" to be dragging your corpse to.
the problem isn't J Lo being flashy, but katie being unbelievably BORING! her wedding gown, hair, and reception gown were d-u-l-l. i couldn't look at the pics without yawning. i'm getting sleepy just thinking about them...zzz...
Why is J-ello on a crusade to show the world how a big a bitch she really is? I guess some people will do anything to add some time to their fifteen minutes. Ladies and gentlemen, if your knife gets rusty and breaks, remember that brass knuckles don't get softer.
Why does he always look like a wet rat???? Greasy, wet, dirty rat you can almost smell the overdose of cologne...smell that? and as far as her...What is left to say???
She looks great in the dress but her husband looks sickly and just out of "prison break" or something. He's so gross looking. He should get a coat that fits him!
Ugh! El Esqueleto looks like a meth addict or a cancer patient. Surely to god the man eats once in a while?! Someone force feed him a burrito or 2. I'm so tired of Queen Lopez and all her antics! Prissy Diva and Greasy-Mustachioed Stick Insect!
Can't these two just bury themselves into a cave and disappear?
8:28 - the laws of physics in terms of hotness make Jen Lopez a 5 or 6 at best. She has a nice grill but her body is so over-hyped. Every girl I've been with has had a better rack - J lo is flat as a board. That is why all she wears are mini-dresses - look at my legs and HUGE ass, not my itty bitties.
I need an hour glass dude, not a pear.
Plus, she can act as bitchy as she wants, any chick who would marry a dude that ugly has got some serious issues. He is NASTY!! MEGA-downgrade from Ben Affleck, who she apparently couldnt keep.
yall are a bunch of haters. If you would have been there, yall would have done the same shit. The wedding was fake anyway, Tom is gay, just wait until he comes out of the closet. JLO needs a better man, Marc is gay as well.
Wow, I thought I hated that pretentious twat more than anyone and then came you, what the criticism.... Oh, baby you had me at "blades don't need reloading" -- so help me, I'd do you just for that line!
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CUNT!
By i hate that cunt, on 3:12 PM
Not another racism discussion, please. The hotel maid joke was just a joke, people.
I better go get some popcorn anyway.
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
You mean she acted like a total bitch and treated people like they were beneath her? I never would have thought this classy dame would act like a diva. I love how she poses like she's the shit. If you hadn't sucked Diddy's cock, you wouldn't be where you are sweetheart. I think she was only invited cause they're trying to convert her.
By Anonymous, on 3:22 PM
She looks really pretty in these pictures. WOW!
By Anonymous, on 3:25 PM
wedding was fake anyway so who gives a flying fuck what jlo did.
if i was invited to some fancy staged wedding, i'd talk on my cell phone during the reception.
By prettyboy, on 3:29 PM
Don't worry, prettyboy, you'll never get invited to anything unless it's the Special Olympics.
By Anonymous, on 3:37 PM
She saved seats, got free food, and tried to look better than the bride? That really isn't worse than your average 6th grader.
By Anonymous, on 3:52 PM
Only a starving Ethiopian could find her ass appealing. She is gross. Fat assed and flat chested is no way to go through life son.
By coolpapaboze, on 3:57 PM
do you think that she gets it that her infertility is god's (or allah's or whomever's) way of saying "there will be no more of you, i made a mistake the first time".
By Anonymous, on 4:07 PM
..."and corpse"...
ROFL.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
Slap away!!!! Maybe you can wipe that silly self satisfied smirk off her face!!!!
By Anonymous, on 4:18 PM
Ben Afleck said this broad was the worst experience of his life.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
"Blades don't need reloading"??
Whoa-ho-holy-Harshness!
Good times.
By I don't like you in ANY way, on 5:19 PM
he husband is fucking hideously disgusting.
By Anonymous, on 5:53 PM
Damn, that was a good dinner. And good wine. Too much of a good thing is never bad.
Right, back to the matter at hand. Anyone else notice her face is looking incredibly pinched lately? The open-mouth pose, which I think looks ridiculous (personally), gives her that creepy "I'm a Madame Tussaud's Wax Figure" look.
(Shudders)
Killer dress. Not too crazy about the shoes and the purse.
By Vigilante, on 5:55 PM
"Only a starving Ethiopian could find her ass appealing. She is gross. Fat assed and flat chested is no way to go through life son."
Even though she has a hideous husband, she seems to be going through life fine - b/c she has way more money then most of us will ever have. Go rot in your jealousy.
By Anonymous, on 6:05 PM
I wonder how many dicks have been in J Lo's mouth in the past 15 years. My vote is well over 200.
By J Lo is dirty, on 7:07 PM
is she really standing in front of sign that says "los angeles free clinic 40th anniversary"? that seems like a pretty low budget d-list "event" to be dragging your corpse to.
By Anonymous, on 7:11 PM
proof, once again, money cannot buy class.
By Anonymous, on 7:17 PM
Self important douche bag with Skeletor as her latest accessory
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
the problem isn't J Lo being flashy, but katie being unbelievably BORING! her wedding gown, hair, and reception gown were d-u-l-l. i couldn't look at the pics without yawning. i'm getting sleepy just thinking about them...zzz...
By Anonymous, on 8:03 PM
How could she act like a bitch, she's still Jennie from the block. At least that's what the song said. Are you calling her a liar?
By Anonymous, on 8:10 PM
dog
By Anonymous, on 8:14 PM
why is she still around? her husband has a face like a can of crushed assholes.
By Anonymous, on 8:47 PM
I feel sorry for her husband, you kinda almost want to take him out and buy him a taco and tell him it'll be ok. Fucking hate self-important bitches.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 PM
Please, someone write a scathing juicy tell-all about this bitch. She deserves it.
4:07, I think so. "I gave you a chance to be a human being, but you decided to be J.Ho. So I'll make sure you don't pass those skanky genes on!"
And let's face it, the only reason they invited JeLo is because they want her money.
By Anonymous, on 9:42 PM
Why is J-ello on a crusade to show the world how a big a bitch she really is? I guess some people will do anything to add some time to their fifteen minutes. Ladies and gentlemen, if your knife gets rusty and breaks, remember that brass knuckles don't get softer.
By Anonymous, on 10:51 PM
Close you mouth already, bitch!
By Methusa, on 5:19 AM
Why does he always look like a wet rat???? Greasy, wet, dirty rat you can almost smell the overdose of cologne...smell that? and as far as her...What is left to say???
By Anonymous, on 7:46 AM
anon 847 pm: "why is she still around? her husband has a face like a can of crushed assholes."
Priceless.
Also, the myth of J-Lo's booty aggravates me. She hasn't had a nice ass since she was a Fly Girl.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
Skeletor is definitely the submissive one in the relationship.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
She's got quite the rep on www.bitterwaitress.com
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
She looks great in the dress but her husband looks sickly and just out of "prison break" or something. He's so gross looking. He should get a coat that fits him!
By Anonymous, on 5:46 PM
Hate all you want, but you can't deny she's hot. Come on dude, look at her. She's hot. To deny that is to deny the laws of physics.
Hubby looks a little smarmy but he's Rican so you know he's got a huge wang.
By Anonymous, on 8:28 PM
jlo should always turn around and show her big ass thats the only thing she's got going for her ,she is flat chested and her face is scary
By Anonymous, on 10:00 PM
Ugh! El Esqueleto looks like a meth addict or a cancer patient. Surely to god the man eats once in a while?! Someone force feed him a burrito or 2.
I'm so tired of Queen Lopez and all her antics!
Prissy Diva and Greasy-Mustachioed Stick Insect!
Can't these two just bury themselves into a cave and disappear?
By Anonymous, on 11:03 PM
This is nature: The meaner you are the more you get. Sad but true!
By Anonymous, on 12:46 AM
8:28 - the laws of physics in terms of hotness make Jen Lopez a 5 or 6 at best. She has a nice grill but her body is so over-hyped. Every girl I've been with has had a better rack - J lo is flat as a board. That is why all she wears are mini-dresses - look at my legs and HUGE ass, not my itty bitties.
I need an hour glass dude, not a pear.
Plus, she can act as bitchy as she wants, any chick who would marry a dude that ugly has got some serious issues. He is NASTY!! MEGA-downgrade from Ben Affleck, who she apparently couldnt keep.
By Carolina baby, on 6:27 AM
Maybe we'll get lucky and she'll get hit by a car or something. What a bitch. She looks like a rat.
By Anonymous, on 3:36 PM
Just go to bitterwaitress.com and search her name to see what she does to waitresses & waiters. She's absolutely evil.
By vriss, on 4:05 PM
"....but he's Rican so you know he's got a huge wang....."
Uh...having sampled some "Ricans", i have to say sadly, that is NOT a universal truth.
By Anonymous, on 6:55 PM
yall are a bunch of haters. If you would have been there, yall would have done the same shit. The wedding was fake anyway, Tom is gay, just wait until he comes out of the closet. JLO needs a better man, Marc is gay as well.
By Anonymous, on 1:14 PM
JLO what the hell are you doing with that fag? You need to get a real latin lova. Like me. JLO still got the ass, you all wish you had.
By Anonymous, on 1:15 PM
why is this puerto rican skank popular?
By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM
Wow, I thought I hated that pretentious twat more than anyone and then came you, what the criticism.... Oh, baby you had me at "blades don't need reloading" -- so help me, I'd do you just for that line!
By Anonymous, on 1:45 PM
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