She flashes her testosterone-filled cameltoe to every camera in LA when she does squats for 2 hours per day, but can't be seen wearing tight leather pants?
Come on Jessica show your HORNY fans your PLUMP JUICY ASS don't hide that fart producing machine we all like to fuck there has to be pics of her without that fucking robe ,when will she pose naked spread eagle
i'm guessing that jessica's buns are often sore from exercising, but her "partner" experiences more in the way of burning pain from anal tearing. the robe, the glare...she's got to be scary when the lights go out. goddam i'm so fuckin hard now.
Meh. I'd say something witty but I managed to wrangle some leftover Halloween candy from Kelly and I have to get it all stuffed in my gob before she breaks the door down.
Damn! I love grape soda and peanut butter cups!
You know though...(crinkle crinkle) I'm not at all sure those are leather pants. (Crunch) Looks like rubber to me. Or black latex. Love the boots. (Wrappers rustling) The boots are hot.
Note to Jessica Simpson: This is how boots are worn over pants.
The boots may be leather but the suit looks more like some kind of vinyl or latex. Either way, it's going to be a fracking sight when she loses the robe.
27 Comments:
i knew she loved "pussy" - get it, catwoman??? pussy??? lesbian???
hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!
no.
By Anonymous, on 11:31 AM
Godamnit.
By Anonymous, on 11:53 AM
yes.
By Anonymous, on 11:55 AM
why does this fat-assed hot never SMILE? she comes across as such a bitch. definitely an angry lesbian.
By Anonymous, on 11:57 AM
nooooooooooo why? i want to see her in this tight leather dress! why this robe?? WHY GAWD WHY???????
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
mmm, angry lesbians.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
She flashes her testosterone-filled cameltoe to every camera in LA when she does squats for 2 hours per day, but can't be seen wearing tight leather pants?
By Anonymous, on 12:25 PM
i heard she was worried her penis would stick out through the robe
By Anonymous, on 1:02 PM
Fucking bitch is gorgeous. I hate her.
But WTF is up with her boots? The toes look like something Peter Pan would wear.
By Anonymous, on 1:11 PM
You can probably see the ass pads she uses to plump up her butt through the suit. I hope she's wearing spanx!
By Anonymous, on 1:12 PM
I wonder why chose to act in a movie about gay people....*hint hint*. She is well informed about the subject.
By Anonymous, on 1:36 PM
she does have a warm, friendly face, always smiling, very flirty, such a girlie-girl.
By Anonymous, on 1:49 PM
she's ok. i mean, she's no kelly clarkson, but she's ok i guess.
By Anonymous, on 1:56 PM
Come on Jessica show your HORNY fans your PLUMP JUICY ASS don't hide that fart producing machine we all like to fuck there has to be pics of her without that fucking robe ,when will she pose naked spread eagle
By Anonymous, on 2:30 PM
i'm guessing that jessica's buns are often sore from exercising, but her "partner" experiences more in the way of burning pain from anal tearing. the robe, the glare...she's got to be scary when the lights go out. goddam i'm so fuckin hard now.
By Anonymous, on 2:36 PM
Quick question for the guys.who do u think is hotter Scarlett Johansson or jessica biel.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
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By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
Meh. I'd say something witty but I managed to wrangle some leftover Halloween candy from Kelly and I have to get it all stuffed in my gob before she breaks the door down.
Damn! I love grape soda and peanut butter cups!
You know though...(crinkle crinkle) I'm not at all sure those are leather pants. (Crunch) Looks like rubber to me. Or black latex. Love the boots. (Wrappers rustling) The boots are hot.
Note to Jessica Simpson: This is how boots are worn over pants.
Ooooh! Jeopardy's on!
By Vigilante, on 4:47 PM
Whatever, she's a cat, yawn!
By Anonymous, on 5:08 PM
I would like to make the sexy time with her.
By Anonymous, on 5:45 PM
Oh ho ho! Come here little pussy wussy! Come to papa like a good little girl. Whore.
By Anonymous, on 6:37 PM
Yeah
Borat
Funny
By Anonymous, on 6:38 PM
The boots may be leather but the suit looks more like some kind of vinyl or latex. Either way, it's going to be a fracking sight when she loses the robe.
By sam991, on 6:55 PM
That's some crappy ass makeup for Catwoman. I think I saw a couple of two year olds at the fair with the same face paint design.
By Anonymous, on 7:54 PM
We're going to have to pay good money to see her in those pants.
By Meander, on 10:11 PM
it's almost more exciting to imagine what her ass looks like under that robe.
yeah, right.
By Anonymous, on 10:45 PM
Cat, I'm a kitty cat and I dance, dance, dance and I dance dance dance . . .!
By Anonymous, on 5:26 AM
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