Judging from those pics, Fed-Ex should be thanking his lucky stars he isn't stuck with his ugly wife anymore. And, given his low-cost tastes, he should adapt to having no money just fine .
Why bother wearing those ridiculous shoes if you need help walking in them? Brit, we all know you're short and stumpy. The 2 ft. tall heels aren't fooling us.
I can't stand Kfed, but come on! Would you rather he demand his room be all white and feng shui'd or some bullshit like that? Over half of the people that read this site today will have one or more of those products in their house right now. Just because you become a celebrity (and I'm using it in the LOOSEST term right now) doesn't mean you all of a sudden have to start guzzling Cristal and chomping on foie gras. I hardly doubt you were sipping Dom Perignon while you put together this article.
I am certainly no K-Fed fan (is anyone?), but if he asked for Moet and caviar you would have paid him out also for assuming he deserves the same luxuries as someone who is actually a genuine celebrity/talented.
Forget the white rings by her boobs, whats that white stain near the bottom of the dress... not milk, I'm sure. And while she's not all that hot - I'd still hit it.
oh geez. she looks like a man. even with the awful ratty hair up in a pony tail with the extensions showing and her black bra hanging out she did not look this bad! gross. and her breast pads. she needs to employ a full time clothing consult to live in her home before she leaves the house she needs to be looked at from every angle. and it would help if she was showered. gross.
Actually, I thought the list was quite reasonable. I mean usually celebs get made fun of for making obscene demands, while KFed just seems to ask for some minor stuff while prepping for a show (if it's not cancelled first.)
ahh, i've heard that so many times - "no baby, your link is just too long!" don't clench up, just relax and take some deep breaths, and you'll find that - yes! - you can fit the entire post.
Don't all the items on 'hospitality riders' like this come out of the performer's cut of the ticket sales? In Federline's case it's strictly academic since there's no ticket sales to begin with; but for any other act, they could ask for the moon, knowing perfectly well that someone else arranges for/delivers it but they (the stars of the show)have to pay for it.
Actually, if anyone goes to Amazon and does a search on K-Fed's new shitty album, there are some pretty funny reviews there. Some of the tags are pretty funny too.
Everybody talks about how good the pre-nup is, but the timing is excellent too. If Fed has any hopes of making a dime on his 'career', he has to pay attention to hyping his album and performing live. By serving him with papers right now he can only concentrate on either the divorce (trying to fight the prenup) or live tour (trying to ensure rap career). A divorce screws him, the prenup superscrews him, getting divorced right now superduperscrews him
When it comes to hospitality being covered, it depends on who it is and what establishment it is. If someone isn't signed to a big label, chances are they have to take care of their own stuff. If it's a performer who is somewhat successful and signed to a big label, then it can come out of the purchaser's pocket. Sometimes even hotels and transportation is covered by the establishment. There are times, though, when a promoter will cross things out if the demand is ludicrus.
Why is it simply too much to ask her to simply wash her hair and put on clean clothing before she leaves the house? Hell, even Courtney Love never looked this bad and this is apparently one of Brits "better" days.
If his catering list is roughly the same as what he consumes on a regular/daily basis, he'll develop lung cancer, cirrhosis of the liver, diabetes, or all of the above in no time. Yay.
(It explains his fat belly, bitch tits. He doesn't just wear baggy clothes 'cause he's a wigger - he's a fat out of shape wigger.)
Naw man, that's a pretty tame rider. In fact it's strikingly similar to a "green room rider". Two to four people? That's not for taking his "gig" on tour, that's for whining to Oprah.
And do you want to know how I know? (Come on, ask me how I know...come on, you know you want to...just like you want to push that fart button up there..) My sister's in public relations. The new "Used Car Salesmen" of the earth (Thank You Lainey). Me (Law Scum) and my sister (Public Relations Scum), our parents are so proud!
Let's be honest here. Everyone is happy that Britney is getting a divorce but that does not change the fact that the shoes and hat are ridiculous and she is MOSTLY scene with her fake boobs hanging out. Kudos on the weight loss but lets not ignore the fact that she had surgical help after her cesearean
As far as Kevin he is definitely a joke but we all know that when that relationship started off she pursued him hard. She made it a goal to get him. Have you seen Chaotic. So now her PR is going to brush her up and make it seem like she isn't the real her we've come to know. She showed more of her true colors while with Kevin than before or after him.
K-Fed is so hott. I am so happy that britney broke up with him cause i would do him. And we even share things in common like we both love doritos and bad music.
3:10 2nd paragraph...GOOD POINT! I saw about 10 minutes of that show and she definetly made it her mission to get him. I think that the "real" Britney was covered up by all of her PR people...
I think Brit is making her mistake...nobody like a mean bitch. Doing this now shows people she want to humilate her and hiding the children from him is only going to make the court question her motives.
K-fed is going thru a rough patch but all the games she's playing is not going to change her image. Nobody told her to walk out the house looking the way she did...pigging out on junk food.
The way Britney is going she is going to help K-Fed image and get the sympathy votes from men...they're very concern about father's rights.
Let's hope that after he goes broke he wanders around downtown Hollywood for a few years eating out of garbage can, then the toothless K-Fed gets arrested for shooting smack and ends up in County Jail with a new posse of homeboys who tap his ass...then, but only then, can he give us the greatest of all satisfaction by throwing himself in front of the Red Line Train. What a great E True Hollywood Story that would make!
Six (6) bags of them cheesy Do-ritos Two (2) kegs of that there authentic moonshine One (1) vat of ranch dip One (1) crack pipe Two (2) kinds of weed, yo One (1) bottle of Jim Beam One (1) nice piece of ass for after the show. Two (2) of Jif
And so on...
2:05, because she's trash, and she's got an entitlement complex. She thinks that adulation and excuses are her due, and she gets offended if people don't brush aside all her many flaws.
11:50, if you look at them for a few minutes, you'll notice that they look more and more like a cow's eyes. Empty as a cow's eyes too.
1:38, those reviews are almost as funny as the crappy album itself.
About Brit getting surgical help.. Nobody cares how you get there, as long as you do. I use to have an eating disorder and people just kept saying how great I looked. So I ate less and lost more weight. People are mean and don't care what you do to get thin...as long as you do.
What are you all bitching about? Kevin might not be most liked person on this planet, but his demands are as plain and simple as they can get and I respect that. Stop saying he is a hick just because he is not acting all Diddy-Diva.. I mean it's a show it's not like he needs a personal spa in the back.. And all you bitches talking about Britney being ugly are probably fat heffers sitting in front of the computer all day and very little to do out in the actual life. So get of your high horse... Sad fucking losers...
65 Comments:
Judging from those pics, Fed-Ex should be thanking his lucky stars he isn't stuck with his ugly wife anymore. And, given his low-cost tastes, he should adapt to having no money just fine .
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
Why bother wearing those ridiculous shoes if you need help walking in them? Brit, we all know you're short and stumpy. The 2 ft. tall heels aren't fooling us.
By Anonymous, on 11:36 AM
What the hell? No peanut butter?!? And I thought choosy Mr. Mom's chose Jif.
By Anonymous, on 11:38 AM
I can't stand Kfed, but come on! Would you rather he demand his room be all white and feng shui'd or some bullshit like that? Over half of the people that read this site today will have one or more of those products in their house right now. Just because you become a celebrity (and I'm using it in the LOOSEST term right now) doesn't mean you all of a sudden have to start guzzling Cristal and chomping on foie gras. I hardly doubt you were sipping Dom Perignon while you put together this article.
By Apple_Candy, on 11:39 AM
What's the significance of the little book? Looks about the size of a free Book of Mormon.
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
Those two hicks deserved each other.
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
^11:38 Mr. Mom's chose Jif.
Hee hee.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
Beer?? ?
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
Dressing room must have a lock.
Hmmmmm. My imagination can't help but run away with that one.
By Anonymous, on 11:44 AM
Anybody who thinks the "sexy" Britney is making a return need only look at picture #2. Fugly and unwashed as usual. Pure trash.
By Anonymous, on 11:48 AM
Shitney's inbread eyes are so hot. They're so far apart she can see what's happening on both sides of her and behind her at the same time.
By Anonymous, on 11:50 AM
She might be getting her body back, but she's still ugly as hell. I don't think she will ever be attractive again.
By Anonymous, on 11:54 AM
how you know k-fed's being divorced: he took brit brit's cheetos off his list...
By Anonymous, on 11:56 AM
Look closely @ pic 4...her boobs have leaked and she has dried milk stains on her dress.
So damn uncouth she doesn't even know about breast pads. Jesus.
By Anonymous, on 12:00 PM
I thought Shitney was trying to show off her new look or are those pictures revelation of her new look? Egadz that woman is grotesque.
Oh, and Federline, big surprise there. Da boy has class man!
By Anonymous, on 12:01 PM
And just pointing out: the little book is not the object of the picture. Her wedding ring still being on is the focus.
By Anonymous, on 12:08 PM
Aww, Mr. 70's Porno Bodyguard got rid of the ferret on his upper lip!!
I'm sad now.
By Anonymous, on 12:14 PM
I am certainly no K-Fed fan (is anyone?), but if he asked for Moet and caviar you would have paid him out also for assuming he deserves the same luxuries as someone who is actually a genuine celebrity/talented.
By creamandblack, on 12:31 PM
Forget the white rings by her boobs, whats that white stain near the bottom of the dress... not milk, I'm sure. And while she's not all that hot - I'd still hit it.
By Gary, on 12:45 PM
... you mean the wedding ring that she bought herself, right?
By Anonymous, on 12:46 PM
She forgot to take off that stupid hat from her visit to the skating rink the other day.
By Anonymous, on 12:48 PM
oh geez. she looks like a man. even with the awful ratty hair up in a pony tail with the extensions showing and her black bra hanging out she did not look this bad! gross. and her breast pads. she needs to employ a full time clothing consult to live in her home before she leaves the house she needs to be looked at from every angle.
and it would help if she was showered. gross.
By Anonymous, on 12:58 PM
ok so the dress is quite cute, but what's up with that damn golf cap? and the face? she needs a facial bad.
By Anonymous, on 1:06 PM
as his actual "backstage rider" i always bring the oil
By Anonymous, on 1:08 PM
Actually, I thought the list was quite reasonable. I mean usually celebs get made fun of for making obscene demands, while KFed just seems to ask for some minor stuff while prepping for a show (if it's not cancelled first.)
By Anonymous, on 1:16 PM
brandy -
Your link is too long. Can't post. Please hyperlink. Thx.
By Moderator, on 1:21 PM
Anyone who starts with "I'm not a K-Fed fan, but..." is a K-Fed fan. Stop lying.
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
ahh, i've heard that so many times - "no baby, your link is just too long!" don't clench up, just relax and take some deep breaths, and you'll find that - yes! - you can fit the entire post.
By Anonymous, on 1:26 PM
I'm not a K-Fed fan, but I'd drink his semen from out of my own butt if that's what he wanted.
By Anonymous, on 1:27 PM
Her quadriceps are devouring her patellas.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
Don't all the items on 'hospitality riders' like this come out of the performer's cut of the ticket sales? In Federline's case it's strictly academic since there's no ticket sales to begin with; but for any other act, they could ask for the moon, knowing perfectly well that someone else arranges for/delivers it but they (the stars of the show)have to pay for it.
By Anonymous, on 1:35 PM
sorry about that!
Actually, if anyone goes to Amazon and does a search on K-Fed's new shitty album, there are some pretty funny reviews there. Some of the tags are pretty funny too.
By Brandy, on 1:38 PM
That pimp Fex-Ex turned her into a used up whore. She may as well be working the streets.
By Anonymous, on 1:42 PM
Everybody talks about how good the pre-nup is, but the timing is excellent too. If Fed has any hopes of making a dime on his 'career', he has to pay attention to hyping his album and performing live. By serving him with papers right now he can only concentrate on either the divorce (trying to fight the prenup) or live tour (trying to ensure rap career). A divorce screws him, the prenup superscrews him, getting divorced right now superduperscrews him
By Anonymous, on 1:48 PM
umm what person doesnt like evian water?? and if they aske for coke products and then say at least 6 cans of coke isnt that like the same thing??
By Anonymous, on 1:51 PM
This former back-up dancer
Now known as Mr. Spears
Has brought us the worst album
To be released in years
Though he thinks he's Eminem
He's more Vanilla Ice
And after you've heard this one once
You wouldn't hear it twice
Just listen to the lyrics
And see if you agree
These are the worst songs ever "sung"
In all of history
The first single is "Lose Control"
A track that should be tossed
I would suggest this album
Be avoided at all cost
Maybe next year on April 1
(You'll get two for a buck)
Buy `em for an All Fool's joke
and watch your pals upchuck
By chuggdog, on 1:57 PM
When it comes to hospitality being covered, it depends on who it is and what establishment it is. If someone isn't signed to a big label, chances are they have to take care of their own stuff. If it's a performer who is somewhat successful and signed to a big label, then it can come out of the purchaser's pocket. Sometimes even hotels and transportation is covered by the establishment. There are times, though, when a promoter will cross things out if the demand is ludicrus.
By Brandy, on 2:01 PM
Why is it simply too much to ask her to simply wash her hair and put on clean clothing before she leaves the house? Hell, even Courtney Love never looked this bad and this is apparently one of Brits "better" days.
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
I do not like Evian water. It tastes like chemicals in a way. I do not like K-Fed or Shitney either.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
Jack Daniels!! :-D
By Anonymous, on 2:11 PM
Hasn't she been wearing that same dress since appearing on Letterman?
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
If his catering list is roughly the same as what he consumes on a regular/daily basis, he'll develop lung cancer, cirrhosis of the liver, diabetes, or all of the above in no time. Yay.
(It explains his fat belly, bitch tits. He doesn't just wear baggy clothes 'cause he's a wigger - he's a fat out of shape wigger.)
By Anonymous, on 2:20 PM
^1:48 superduperscrews post:
I couldn't agree more. She gave him the big fat shaft.
By Anonymous, on 2:23 PM
There is already a used Fed-Ex CD available on Amazon. That didn't take long.
By Anonymous, on 2:24 PM
Naw man, that's a pretty tame rider. In fact it's strikingly similar to a "green room rider". Two to four people? That's not for taking his "gig" on tour, that's for whining to Oprah.
And do you want to know how I know? (Come on, ask me how I know...come on, you know you want to...just like you want to push that fart button up there..) My sister's in public relations. The new "Used Car Salesmen" of the earth (Thank You Lainey). Me (Law Scum) and my sister (Public Relations Scum), our parents are so proud!
By Vigilante, on 2:37 PM
man i'd hit brit's pooper so hard that she'd need this dude's help walking barefoot afterwards
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
Let's be honest here. Everyone is happy that Britney is getting a divorce but that does not change the fact that the shoes and hat are ridiculous and she is MOSTLY scene with her fake boobs hanging out. Kudos on the weight loss but lets not ignore the fact that she had surgical help after her cesearean
As far as Kevin he is definitely a joke but we all know that when that relationship started off she pursued him hard. She made it a goal to get him. Have you seen Chaotic. So now her PR is going to brush her up and make it seem like she isn't the real her we've come to know. She showed more of her true colors while with Kevin than before or after him.
By Amber in Los Angeles, on 3:10 PM
K-Fed is so hott. I am so happy that britney broke up with him cause i would do him. And we even share things in common like we both love doritos and bad music.
By Anonymous, on 3:14 PM
Come on man! Cool Ranch Doritos? Everyone knows the best Doritos are the Jalapeno Cheddar ones. They rock.
By Vigilante, on 3:21 PM
3:10
2nd paragraph...GOOD POINT! I saw about 10 minutes of that show and she definetly made it her mission to get him. I think that the "real" Britney was covered up by all of her PR people...
By Anonymous, on 4:12 PM
I think Brit is making her mistake...nobody like a mean bitch.
Doing this now shows people she want to humilate her and hiding the children from him is only going to make the court question her motives.
K-fed is going thru a rough patch but all the games she's playing is not going to change her image. Nobody told her to walk out the house looking the way she did...pigging out on junk food.
The way Britney is going she is going to help K-Fed image and get the sympathy votes from men...they're very concern about father's rights.
By Anonymous, on 4:15 PM
The comments on Amazon.com about Federline's CD are hilarious-i'm crying laughing.
One of them calls it "Music for Guantanamo".
By Anonymous, on 6:47 PM
Let's hope that after he goes broke he wanders around downtown Hollywood for a few years eating out of garbage can, then the toothless K-Fed gets arrested for shooting smack and ends up in County Jail with a new posse of homeboys who tap his ass...then, but only then, can he give us the greatest of all satisfaction by throwing himself in front of the Red Line Train. What a great E True Hollywood Story that would make!
By Anonymous, on 7:34 PM
Six (6) bags of them cheesy Do-ritos
Two (2) kegs of that there authentic moonshine
One (1) vat of ranch dip
One (1) crack pipe
Two (2) kinds of weed, yo
One (1) bottle of Jim Beam
One (1) nice piece of ass for after the show.
Two (2) of Jif
And so on...
2:05, because she's trash, and she's got an entitlement complex. She thinks that adulation and excuses are her due, and she gets offended if people don't brush aside all her many flaws.
11:50, if you look at them for a few minutes, you'll notice that they look more and more like a cow's eyes. Empty as a cow's eyes too.
1:38, those reviews are almost as funny as the crappy album itself.
By Anonymous, on 7:58 PM
she looks god awful. I don't care how much weight she loses, her skin and that fashion sense trump weight. ew.
By Anonymous, on 8:29 PM
About Brit getting surgical help.. Nobody cares how you get there, as long as you do. I use to have an eating disorder and people just kept saying how great I looked. So I ate less and lost more weight. People are mean and don't care what you do to get thin...as long as you do.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
Looks like my grocery list. Somehow, the fact that is is so low brow is almost admirable - he knows he ain't worth much so he doesn't ask for much!
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
Excuse me but are the electrical outlets for the vibrators...?
Jesus what a douche...
BY the way, once a strong supporter of Britney but Good Lord, MAN: She looks like a retarded London Cabbie with that costume...
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
Chuggdog
Great ode of Fed ex!!!
She does need 24/7 help dressing,bathing etc...
2:05 Nov 10
Its true but sad Courtney Love does &did look better than Shitney.
Nobody deserves that Looser FedEx
not even Shitney!
By Anonymous, on 4:18 AM
I think Brit and Jessica Simpson have the same fashion consultant and he's someone that obviously hates them both ...
By Anonymous, on 8:24 AM
10:07 "used to" have an eating disorder? so, you're fat again now? bummer
By Anonymous, on 11:42 AM
Shit. They are definitely COW's eyes. I couldn't figure out what it was, and that's it. Thank you!
By Anonymous, on 7:40 PM
Looks like some common food and booze for a common fool.
By Anonymous, on 7:22 AM
What are you all bitching about? Kevin might not be most liked person on this planet, but his demands are as plain and simple as they can get and I respect that. Stop saying he is a hick just because he is not acting all Diddy-Diva.. I mean it's a show it's not like he needs a personal spa in the back.. And all you bitches talking about Britney being ugly are probably fat heffers sitting in front of the computer all day and very little to do out in the actual life. So get of your high horse... Sad fucking losers...
By Xinderellah, on 2:15 PM
Xinderellah, it's because he's a loser with no talent and no claim to fame. Why should he get a list of demands met, if regular people don't?
By Anonymous, on 3:20 PM
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