I think I just felt a little bit of pity for kfed. Was that pity? Oh dear, I think it was. Someone please please please hurry up and inject me with some bitchiness.
PS she looks like total ass in those 3 pics below. You'd think if you'd just spent a bunch of money to get your body back to 'non grotesqu', and you're trying to reinvent your image and boost your career, AND you've just announced to the world that you just dropped 160lbs. of useless dead weight (aka kfed), that you could make a little bit more of an effort on how you look.
granny sweater, golf cap beanie, and the most hideous gold shoes/slippers/whatever i have seen in my life... yep, brit, it looks like your off to a great start!!
What's funny is that I can't stand either of them, but somehow have to give her props. She's just as trashy, dumb and untalented as he, and yet I would prefer to see her win this one. What is that about??
are we sure that was what the text said? or are we all just pretending because its way more fun? i never care about the truthfulness of these types of stories, but that is just so harsh i have to question it. for his sake. he irritates me, but if that's true, ouch.
It's great that kfed is done but please stop with the kudos to Britney, she did not come out a winner here, she will remain a dumb person for the rest of her life.
Ahhhhhh....I don't know what I've done to deserve such a great day, but it must have been something good! The Dems take back Congress, Bush eats crow by calling Nancy Pelosi, AND I get to see Kevin "The Best Part of Me Wound Up As A Brown Stain on the Mattress" Federline get sucker-punched by Britney's filing for divorce! I hope this day NEVER ends!!!!
Ahhhhhh....I don't know what I've done to deserve such a great day, but it must have been something good! The Dems take back Congress, Bush eats crow by calling Nancy Pelosi, AND I get to see Kevin "The Best Part of Me Wound Up As A Brown Stain on the Mattress" Federline get sucker-punched by Britney's filing for divorce! I hope this day NEVER ends!!!!
Almost makes you wish singing telegrams were still around. She could have had some guy in a messenger boy's outfit show up and start crooning: "YOU'VE been dumped! Oh, yes it's true, YOU'VE been dumped!"
She looks so retarded all the time, you can almost see the two brain cells in her head trying to fire. And what the fuck is she wearing? Britney, the trailer park is that way ---->
In that clip, listen to all the teenagers sigh and moan when he talks about missing his kids. They all think he's a great daddy and want to have babies with him. Words can't express how stupid some women can be.
That pause at the receipt of the text message and the shocked look is going to earn him: 1) lots of tail 2) a chance at b-movie acting
Does anyone cast for porn? This guy is perfect for porn. Horrible speech, dumb face, overly exaggerated expressions, non-discriminatory when it comes to the cave his eel visits...
Never have I ever been more thrilled to witness the public humiliation and subsequent downfall (I use downfall loosely as it's not like this douche was ever up anywhere to begin with) of a person than I am to witness this. Christmas came early!
If you freeze-frame that text message scene, you can see the exact moment that his heart and world were ripped apart.
HA! HA! K-Fed. BURN!!!
It's like watching Vanilla Ice when he realized "Cool as Ice" tanked at the box office and his career was over. Now, if Britney's comeback crashes and burns, we'll be 2 for 2.
In marrying Spears, he was playing with fire (reference to his album unintentional) all along and was completely out of his league.
There are a lot of people who make big money when Britney makes money. They had to make sure he got pushed out the side door so their little pop star can get back to work and make everybody some money. He never understood this. And he never saw it coming.
But, hey, he did OK in the deal. He has his album. He has "fame". He has a little money. And, he has the memory of fucking Britney Spears. He certainly didn't have those before. He should be happy with anything. He was a big zero with no future BEFORE Britney. He will be a big zero with no future AFTER Britney. What's to complain about?
Kevin, you freak, Britney wasn't your #1 fan, she was was your ONLY fan. The fact that someone got the reaction to the text message on film is HILARIOUS.
I hope that sex tape was made before she started becoming a baby factory. But still, it has K-Fed in it and that in itself would make it more like a train wreck you can't look away from rather than a sex tape.
i hate to say this but.......i kinda feel sorry for this guy.
flopping album then having all his riches taken away from him within a blink of an eye. i mean yea he deserves it and its kinda funny but.....it happened all at once.
A friend of mine in the computer industry told me today that the sex tape was just really fellatio on film(and then offered it to me to see)... not sure if I believe that it's even out yet or exists... not sure I want to see it....Apparently K-Fed's not circumcized.. Brit and K-Fed are no Pam and Tommy...
That video was hilarious! I have never been so thrilled to see someone fall. Not that he had far to fall. Like stepping off the curb. I love the part where his heart gets ripped out of his chest! Each time I play it, it just gets funnier!
As for Britney, girl, next time some half wit comes up to you and wants to marry you after 7 weeks of dating, stop, think and laugh in his face. Particularly if he speaks in choppy non-coherent sentences and pretends he is black.
This is almost too hilarious to believe! I almos think that Karl Rove prompted Britney to act when she did in order to take some of the press off the disastrous election results. I usually don't wish bad things on anyone, but I'd really like to see a Brit-KFed murder suicide. THat would be the best outcome for all involved, especially the 2 kids who would end up with normal parents. I mean really, Brit's career is over (except for the Playboy shoot in 2011) and Kev, well, he's definitely got his options, but male escort meth cook is probably his best one.
If she thinks she is going to skip out of this marriage clean, she has another thing coming. Fed Ex (love this) has said several times that this marriage was "forever" or translated: (until I get enough money to live like a king for the rest of my life).
Stay posted for some dirty in fighting coming up- this guy is NOT going away quietly.
That guy is useless, I´m glad she filed for divorce, he was just using her as free publicity (well, free for him for she payed for everything). I hate how those dumb b*tches go "awww!", come on! this is the idiot who got married when his ex was pregnant, the same guy who claims himself a *pimp*!
If I may be serious for a moment--The sad part of this whole thing is that EVERYONE (except for Brit and KF of course) knew this was going to happen from day one and said so. If Brit only wanted to have some babies; why I could have given her some, and without her actually having to go through the bother of a real pregnancy too. Just like I did with Tom and Katie.
What a douche bag...yeah, this is the ring I bought my wife and I got a bigger one and made this a pinky ring...bitch you didn't buy ANYTHING, Britney did!
Normally I would feel sorry for someone who got dumped via text message. But this is K-Fed, and I can only feel joy. Pompus assclown deserved worse. Should have been delivered as a singing telegram.
I should feel horrible about this entire situation, there are kids involved.. Blah blah... BLAH! I'm so excited about this breakup... I'm not a Brintey fan per say... But through a text message!! That is just classic!
Britney's lawyers have planned for any contingency and have a game plan for anything that Fed-Ex and his attorney can come up with. He's going to try to fight, but it will be futile because he signed a pre-nup. I love that he has to return any gift worth over $10,000. Bye bye ferrari. Bye bye motorbike. Bye bye jewelry. Bye bye pinky ring.
64 Comments:
OMFG
By meagan, on 9:13 AM
he'll be ok. his next message was that i was buying an entire case of oil for my ass. that made him happy (me too).
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
I think I just felt a little bit of pity for kfed. Was that pity? Oh dear, I think it was. Someone please please please hurry up and inject me with some bitchiness.
Lord, I'm going soft in my old age.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
i bet he's already received about 10 sympathy blowjobs. girls are dumb.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
This is why retarded people shouldn't dress themselves. What the fuck is she wearing?
By Anonymous, on 9:19 AM
PS she looks like total ass in those 3 pics below. You'd think if you'd just spent a bunch of money to get your body back to 'non grotesqu', and you're trying to reinvent your image and boost your career, AND you've just announced to the world that you just dropped 160lbs. of useless dead weight (aka kfed), that you could make a little bit more of an effort on how you look.
granny sweater, golf cap beanie, and the most hideous gold shoes/slippers/whatever i have seen in my life... yep, brit, it looks like your off to a great start!!
By meagan, on 9:20 AM
Girls may be 'dumb' but not as dumb as the idiot guy who is talking all his lies and gets assed out in the middle of it.
By Anonymous, on 9:22 AM
correction - "dumb sluts"
By Anonymous, on 9:25 AM
That was cold Britney. I LOVE it!
By Hottie Hottie, on 9:25 AM
britneys new "hair" looks a lot like jessica simpsons hairdo crap..
as for kfed.. ha...ha..ha....haha.
By Anonymous, on 9:27 AM
Sympathy blowjobs...right. That took care of it. I'm back to feelign nothing but unadultered disgust for kfed. Whew. That was close.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
What's funny is that I can't stand either of them, but somehow have to give her props. She's just as trashy, dumb and untalented as he, and yet I would prefer to see her win this one. What is that about??
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
are we sure that was what the text said? or are we all just pretending because its way more fun? i never care about the truthfulness of these types of stories, but that is just so harsh i have to question it. for his sake. he irritates me, but if that's true, ouch.
By Anonymous, on 9:43 AM
It's great that kfed is done but please stop with the kudos to Britney, she did not come out a winner here, she will remain a dumb person for the rest of her life.
By Anonymous, on 9:44 AM
kudos to Brit!!! you go girl!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:47 AM
Ahhhhhh....I don't know what I've done to deserve such a great day, but it must have been something good! The Dems take back Congress, Bush eats crow by calling Nancy Pelosi, AND I get to see Kevin "The Best Part of Me Wound Up As A Brown Stain on the Mattress" Federline get sucker-punched by Britney's filing for divorce! I hope this day NEVER ends!!!!
By I'm the boss of you, on 9:48 AM
I remember that time I was burned alive and had my ashes launched into outer space then sucked through a black hole.
It wasnt' all that bad.
By Anonymous, on 9:49 AM
random wigger-loving mindless celeb groupie: "kevin, you poor thing, here's my mouth, pussy, and ass!"
and there's plenty of them. i don't feel sorry for him at all.
By Anonymous, on 9:52 AM
I'm the boss of you said...
Ahhhhhh....I don't know what I've done to deserve such a great day, but it must have been something good! The Dems take back Congress, Bush eats crow by calling Nancy Pelosi, AND I get to see Kevin "The Best Part of Me Wound Up As A Brown Stain on the Mattress" Federline get sucker-punched by Britney's filing for divorce! I hope this day NEVER ends!!!!
Get a life! lol
By Anonymous, on 9:53 AM
Almost makes you wish singing telegrams were still around. She could have had some guy in a messenger boy's outfit show up and start crooning: "YOU'VE been dumped! Oh, yes it's true, YOU'VE been dumped!"
By Anonymous, on 10:04 AM
kfed's cock is so big, he can do an auto-blumpkin. bet that skill was useful over the past day.
By Anonymous, on 10:07 AM
She looks so retarded all the time, you can almost see the two brain cells in her head trying to fire. And what the fuck is she wearing? Britney, the trailer park is that way ---->
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
Even without K-Fed she's still an ugly, dried-up old bag.
Get the fuck out of the limelight, honey. You're washed up.
By Anonymous, on 10:14 AM
Reality show cameras don't lie. I love the moment you can literally see the wind getting knocked out of him.
Just like it Survivor, it's best when they don't see it coming.
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
Fed-Ex...you've got served!! :)
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
In that clip, listen to all the teenagers sigh and moan when he talks about missing his kids. They all think he's a great daddy and want to have babies with him. Words can't express how stupid some women can be.
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
That pause at the receipt of the text message and the shocked look is going to earn him:
1) lots of tail
2) a chance at b-movie acting
Does anyone cast for porn? This guy is perfect for porn. Horrible speech, dumb face, overly exaggerated expressions, non-discriminatory when it comes to the cave his eel visits...
By Anonymous, on 10:18 AM
bla hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
By Anonymous, on 10:26 AM
Never have I ever been more thrilled to witness the public humiliation and subsequent downfall (I use downfall loosely as it's not like this douche was ever up anywhere to begin with) of a person than I am to witness this. Christmas came early!
By Anonymous, on 10:31 AM
who is the douchebag with her is he fucking her now?? he is always there now , big smile on skanky brit singing OOPS I GOT DIVORCED AGAIN
By Anonymous, on 10:41 AM
Love that linked Foxnews article. Ooooh, she's cold and calculating.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
I agree. We can't say for sure that he was upset by the text messages.
Maybe someone in the restaurant's kitchen realized who the food was for and shit in his soup?
Soup da jour, Monsieur Spears!
Bon appetit, Madame!
By joejoe, on 11:08 AM
To the left to the left
To the left to the left everything you own is in the box to the left
heehee
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
To: K-stud
From: Brit
Re:
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
By Anonymous, on 11:12 AM
"Oh, she's my biggest fan, you know... Oh, she's into it, like, you know, big time, you know..."
Didn't. See. It. Coming.
By Anonymous, on 11:20 AM
snap!
By borot, on 11:24 AM
If you freeze-frame that text message scene, you can see the exact moment that his heart and world were ripped apart.
HA! HA! K-Fed. BURN!!!
It's like watching Vanilla Ice when he realized "Cool as Ice" tanked at the box office and his career was over. Now, if Britney's comeback crashes and burns, we'll be 2 for 2.
By jeditemple, on 11:37 AM
In marrying Spears, he was playing with fire (reference to his album unintentional) all along and was completely out of his league.
There are a lot of people who make big money when Britney makes money. They had to make sure he got pushed out the side door so their little pop star can get back to work and make everybody some money. He never understood this. And he never saw it coming.
But, hey, he did OK in the deal. He has his album. He has "fame". He has a little money. And, he has the memory of fucking Britney Spears. He certainly didn't have those before. He should be happy with anything. He was a big zero with no future BEFORE Britney. He will be a big zero with no future AFTER Britney. What's to complain about?
By Anonymous, on 11:37 AM
I hope he's so angry that he posts the sex tape on the net.
By Anonymous, on 11:43 AM
Kevin, you freak, Britney wasn't your #1 fan, she was was your ONLY fan. The fact that someone got the reaction to the text message on film is HILARIOUS.
By Anonymous, on 12:03 PM
I hope that sex tape was made before she started becoming a baby factory. But still, it has K-Fed in it and that in itself would make it more like a train wreck you can't look away from rather than a sex tape.
By Brandy, on 12:29 PM
"...renting a booth at the swap meet to pay for his legal fees."
Oh yeah. Maybe he can sell his shoes or that stupid wigger medallion.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
that was totally awesome!!!!!!
By JC Payne, on 12:49 PM
i hate to say this but.......i kinda feel sorry for this guy.
flopping album then having all his riches taken away from him within a blink of an eye. i mean yea he deserves it and its kinda funny but.....it happened all at once.
By prettyboy, on 1:47 PM
that sucks for him...NOT!
By Anonymous, on 3:24 PM
A friend of mine in the computer industry told me today that the sex tape was just really fellatio on film(and then offered it to me to see)... not sure if I believe that it's even out yet or exists... not sure I want to see it....Apparently K-Fed's not circumcized..
Brit and K-Fed are no Pam and Tommy...
By Anonymous, on 4:14 PM
9:53 am: Go fuck yourself! And I hope after you're done, you have a fantastic day! Cheers!!
By I'm the boss of you, on 5:50 PM
haha poor kev, maybe brit will get her act together
By Anonymous, on 6:42 PM
That video was hilarious! I have never been so thrilled to see someone fall. Not that he had far to fall. Like stepping off the curb. I love the part where his heart gets ripped out of his chest! Each time I play it, it just gets funnier!
As for Britney, girl, next time some half wit comes up to you and wants to marry you after 7 weeks of dating, stop, think and laugh in his face. Particularly if he speaks in choppy non-coherent sentences and pretends he is black.
By Anonymous, on 7:43 PM
that was the greatest thing i have ever seen. poor guy though
By Anonymous, on 7:46 PM
This is almost too hilarious to believe! I almos think that Karl Rove prompted Britney to act when she did in order to take some of the press off the disastrous election results. I usually don't wish bad things on anyone, but I'd really like to see a Brit-KFed murder suicide. THat would be the best outcome for all involved, especially the 2 kids who would end up with normal parents. I mean really, Brit's career is over (except for the Playboy shoot in 2011) and Kev, well, he's definitely got his options, but male escort meth cook is probably his best one.
By Anonymous, on 8:12 PM
If she thinks she is going to skip out of this marriage clean, she has another thing coming. Fed Ex (love this) has said several times that this marriage was "forever" or translated: (until I get enough money to live like a king for the rest of my life).
Stay posted for some dirty in fighting coming up- this guy is NOT going away quietly.
By Anonymous, on 10:28 PM
ha! look at those hooker shoes + fishnets
By Anonymous, on 10:40 PM
#1 k-fed is the most annoying person in the limelight atm, i dont care if theyre married or not, but this is just going to make him more popular
#2 im suprised to see a clip from muchmusic, i didnt know you americans knew about it lol.
thanks and keep up the good work!
By Anonymous, on 11:00 PM
I am glad that Britney got her act together. It took a while, but she might be on the right track again.
She has a lot of potential, looks absolutely gorgeous and I cannot wait to see what she comes up with next.
Good luck K-Fed, these were probably your happiest months ever.
Have I said already how hot Britney looks? :-)
By Anonymous, on 2:42 AM
That guy is useless, I´m glad she filed for divorce, he was just using her as free publicity (well, free for him for she payed for everything). I hate how those dumb b*tches go "awww!", come on! this is the idiot who got married when his ex was pregnant, the same guy who claims himself a *pimp*!
By Anonymous, on 3:37 AM
If I may be serious for a moment--The sad part of this whole thing is that EVERYONE (except for Brit and KF of course) knew this was going to happen from day one and said so. If Brit only wanted to have some babies; why I could have given her some, and without her actually having to go through the bother of a real pregnancy too. Just like I did with Tom and Katie.
By The Great and Terrible Lord Xenu, on 7:10 AM
What a douche bag...yeah, this is the ring I bought my wife and I got a bigger one and made this a pinky ring...bitch you didn't buy ANYTHING, Britney did!
By Anonymous, on 7:17 AM
Normally I would feel sorry for someone who got dumped via text message. But this is K-Fed, and I can only feel joy.
Pompus assclown deserved worse. Should have been delivered as a singing telegram.
By Abe Vigoda's Ghost, on 8:03 AM
I should feel horrible about this entire situation, there are kids involved.. Blah blah... BLAH! I'm so excited about this breakup... I'm not a Brintey fan per say... But through a text message!! That is just classic!
By Danielle, on 9:11 AM
Britney's lawyers have planned for any contingency and have a game plan for anything that Fed-Ex and his attorney can come up with. He's going to try to fight, but it will be futile because he signed a pre-nup. I love that he has to return any gift worth over $10,000. Bye bye ferrari. Bye bye motorbike. Bye bye jewelry. Bye bye pinky ring.
By Anonymous, on 9:36 AM
DAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN SHE LOOKS HAPPY! HAHAHAHAH
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
ROFLMAO!!!!!!!ONE WORD...PRENUP!!!
By Anonymous, on 9:41 AM
Sex tape is REAL:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/showbiz/showbiz1.shtml
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
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