Ease-up on the peace sign, Fed-Ex. You'll give yourself carpal tunnel at this pace, yo!
Sure, carpal tunnel doesn't seem like much of a hinderance to your rap 'career', but, when you're pulling 12 hour shifts at the tire factory, you'll feel the burn.
I was there that night. When I went to the restroom he asked if he could blow me for $20 because he was broke. I told him to go fuck himself and you know what he did..... He grabbed the tip jar from the matron in the bathroom and ran like hell.
i'd pay him to oil up my ass for me, if he needs money. but just that part - no way will i take money for the actually boning. having kfed's huge cock deep in my ass is a blessing only god can afford, and money can't buy.
Now, come on. After ordering all that excess food K-Tard was just being environmentally responsible when he asked for it to be packaged up in totally earth-friendly polystyrene containers and taking it with him. Waste not, want not...right? And when he took the booze it wasn't so he could save it for later, he was saving it from being tossed in the garbage (because you know that's just what they'd do with a bottle once his mouth's been on it). He was concerned about the groundwater. Think of all those worms K-FedEx saved from being hopelessly mutated by his disease-infected liquor waste!
Way to go, K-Fug! Way to think about saving the planet!
This seems too much, even for KFed. If it's true, then it's unbelievably pathetic.
OTOH, maybe this means he won't blow his divorce money in like 8 weeks, like I thought he would. The only hitch in this plan is that I doubt he'll get free comps for much longer.
Hey KFed, you can usually find coupons for free admission to strip clubs in the sports page of the Fresno Bee-
Why do rich people get free meals anyway? Something's seriously wrong. Then the restaurant probably chases the homeless away from their garbage dumpsters. But, I digress...
Y'all, I'm so glad to see Fed-Ex immediately flew home to support his children, you know, the ones he wants full custody of? He really knows how to put their needs first. Same goes for Shitney. Why spend time with your children when you can just go party and ice-skate?
And please stop flashing the stupid peace sign!! What does it MEAN anyway? Sharon Stone did it on the Tonight Show this week too, she looked like an idiot.
celebs (and i use that in the loosest of terms here) get freebies from restaraunts and clubs to keep them coming back... its basically that they pay celebs with food for the publicity...
Easy, there Fed-ex... you keep flashing those peace signs, and people are gonna think you took a Lindsey Blohan class on 'how to look cool and impress people'...
Oh, this is gonna be fun. The downslide has officially begun! Yay!
On the other hand, I feel sorry for his kids. Can you imagine poor Kori having to admit what her dad is to her friends? And when she has a boyfriend come over, having this aging, pudgy wigger dressed like a teenage boy answer the door? "Yo, mah man!"
11:27, you mean he's NOT?
As for the peace sign thing, it bugs me too. It's like some kind of manga story, only all the characters are raging sluts who do nothing but get drunk and laid and divorced.
in the fourth picture those black girls are saying oooooo hoo da bee , looky here white boy trying to be a negro, oh e be k-fed loser boy white bitch throw u to de curve , kfed you are a piece of shit little lowlife
His mother must be so proud of him, you know being the responsible daddy and all. And she must be particularly proud of his English elocution, professional appearance, and tasteful jewelry.
I'm laughing my ass off at the dildo in the background of the first pic. Stupid look on his face and everything. He's hoping to God that this pic doesn't get more press so his friends won't know he went out to see K-Retard-FED.
he has some really long fingernails--weird looking.
1:44 PM
Yeah, who would have figured a guy who doesn't cut his fingernails would someday marry a woman who waltzes around public toilets in her barefeet? *snicker*
I predict he will be Heidi Flies' next acquisition. If it's good enough for Mike Tyson it's good enough for Fedex. I think there will be a certain 'circus geek' type of attraction to certain women. Then again, there are some women who just like f#cking losers. That would explain Britneys' position. The one person on the planet guaranteed to be dumber than her.
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Is the girl to the left of K-Fed in the top photo getting head from her cell phone?
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
he also snuck out bottles of oil. i love him sooooo much!
By Anonymous, on 10:56 AM
Just when you thought he couldn't be more embarrassing... what a tool. Can you imagine growing up as one of his kids? HOW MORTIFYING!
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
Ease-up on the peace sign, Fed-Ex.
You'll give yourself carpal tunnel at this pace, yo!
Sure, carpal tunnel doesn't seem like much of a hinderance to your rap 'career', but, when you're pulling 12 hour shifts at the tire factory, you'll feel the burn.
By joejoe, on 11:10 AM
"...entourage of wanna be rappers..." Oh, how I love thee page six.
By Anonymous, on 11:11 AM
I was there that night. When I went to the restroom he asked if he could blow me for $20 because he was broke. I told him to go fuck himself and you know what he did..... He grabbed the tip jar from the matron in the bathroom and ran like hell.
Damn, the boy must be hurting for moola.
By chuggdog, on 11:14 AM
"you gonna eat that?"
*cough, cough* choking on smoothie!
By Anonymous, on 11:15 AM
God damn, I said GOD DAMN!
That is ONE. UGLY. SON. OF. A. BITCH!
And don't, for the love of Pete, get a buzz cut if your forehead is so sloped. He looks like a freakin Neandertal.
By Anonymous, on 11:27 AM
K-fed probably tried to smoke the cigarettes that were disposed of in all the unused drinks that people leave behind
By Brandy, on 11:28 AM
i'd pay him to oil up my ass for me, if he needs money. but just that part - no way will i take money for the actually boning. having kfed's huge cock deep in my ass is a blessing only god can afford, and money can't buy.
By Anonymous, on 11:46 AM
I'm more offendd by the blue eyeshadow on the bitches inthe banner pic.
By Anonymous, on 11:51 AM
Now, come on. After ordering all that excess food K-Tard was just being environmentally responsible when he asked for it to be packaged up in totally earth-friendly polystyrene containers and taking it with him. Waste not, want not...right? And when he took the booze it wasn't so he could save it for later, he was saving it from being tossed in the garbage (because you know that's just what they'd do with a bottle once his mouth's been on it). He was concerned about the groundwater. Think of all those worms K-FedEx saved from being hopelessly mutated by his disease-infected liquor waste!
Way to go, K-Fug! Way to think about saving the planet!
And by the way...nice shoes. (Snort!)Loser.
By Vigilante, on 11:59 AM
Todd you are on a roll this week :)
Keep it up!
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
This seems too much, even for KFed. If it's true, then it's unbelievably pathetic.
OTOH, maybe this means he won't blow his divorce money in like 8 weeks, like I thought he would. The only hitch in this plan is that I doubt he'll get free comps for much longer.
Hey KFed, you can usually find coupons for free admission to strip clubs in the sports page of the Fresno Bee-
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
All I can say is:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
-deep breath-
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
By coolpapaboze, on 1:30 PM
Why do rich people get free meals anyway? Something's seriously wrong. Then the restaurant probably chases the homeless away from their garbage dumpsters. But, I digress...
Y'all, I'm so glad to see Fed-Ex immediately flew home to support his children, you know, the ones he wants full custody of? He really knows how to put their needs first. Same goes for Shitney. Why spend time with your children when you can just go party and ice-skate?
And please stop flashing the stupid peace sign!! What does it MEAN anyway? Sharon Stone did it on the Tonight Show this week too, she looked like an idiot.
By Anonymous, on 2:34 PM
Sharon Stone looked like an idiot? Wow. That's a total improvement on her part. Usually she looks like a desperate glossed up dime-whore.
Oh, but wait...isn't Sharon a member of Mensa? Right. Well, she meant to look like that then.
By Vigilante, on 4:51 PM
Britney should give him somethin, not much.if he were a female people would think the husband was being fuc*ed up.no double standards ppl.
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
Re: the peace sign, he's taking a page out of Lohan's book of gestures.
By Anonymous, on 6:09 PM
celebs (and i use that in the loosest of terms here) get freebies from restaraunts and clubs to keep them coming back... its basically that they pay celebs with food for the publicity...
By Anonymous, on 6:13 PM
Then what's the excuse for K-fed?
By Uncle JR, on 7:08 PM
Easy, there Fed-ex... you keep flashing those peace signs, and people are gonna think you took a Lindsey Blohan class on 'how to look cool and impress people'...
By meagan, on 8:13 PM
Oh, this is gonna be fun. The downslide has officially begun! Yay!
On the other hand, I feel sorry for his kids. Can you imagine poor Kori having to admit what her dad is to her friends? And when she has a boyfriend come over, having this aging, pudgy wigger dressed like a teenage boy answer the door? "Yo, mah man!"
11:27, you mean he's NOT?
As for the peace sign thing, it bugs me too. It's like some kind of manga story, only all the characters are raging sluts who do nothing but get drunk and laid and divorced.
By Anonymous, on 10:44 PM
in the fourth picture those black girls are saying oooooo hoo da bee , looky here white boy trying to be a negro, oh e be k-fed loser boy white bitch throw u to de curve , kfed you are a piece of shit little lowlife
By Anonymous, on 11:22 PM
Clubs in NYC let you bring in your own food and booze?
How progeressive!
Why aren't people like this ever hit by out of control busses?
By Anonymous, on 3:35 AM
His mother must be so proud of him, you know being the responsible daddy and all. And she must be particularly proud of his English elocution, professional appearance, and tasteful jewelry.
By Anonymous, on 6:18 AM
I'm laughing my ass off at the dildo in the background of the first pic. Stupid look on his face and everything. He's hoping to God that this pic doesn't get more press so his friends won't know he went out to see K-Retard-FED.
By Anonymous, on 11:39 AM
he has some really long fingernails--weird looking.
By Anonymous, on 1:44 PM
He still dresses like a two-year-old!
Can't this idiot find clothes that fit?
By Anonymous, on 7:08 PM
he has some really long fingernails--weird looking.
1:44 PM
Yeah, who would have figured a guy who doesn't cut his fingernails would someday marry a woman who waltzes around public toilets in her barefeet? *snicker*
By joejoe, on 8:51 PM
I predict he will be Heidi Flies' next acquisition. If it's good enough for Mike Tyson
it's good enough for Fedex.
I think there will be a certain 'circus geek' type of attraction to certain women.
Then again, there are some women who just like f#cking losers. That would explain
Britneys' position. The one person on the planet guaranteed to be dumber than her.
By Anonymous, on 11:17 AM
he's a druggie! just look at him! he's fucked without britney's money. just fucked!
By Anonymous, on 12:53 PM
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