this bitch is seriously getting on my nerves... she was on e! last night talking about what a fashionista she is, but most of the time she just looks stupid.
oh, and one more thing Linz... when your face is 10 shades darker orange than your pasty white hands and feet, it really doesn't matter how good YOU *think* you may look, everyone else just thinks you look like a dumb whore.
there's really little chance that anything except brit-kfed material will draw interest. the only hope is to find a kelly clarkson item (they're in the bin marked "oversized").
take her driving license away from thei menace to society the slut can't drive at all ,hey lindsay get a chofer to drive you around before you kill someone
"With all her money why doesn't she just hire a driver?"
Well, she would have to pay the driver a lot of money to put up with everything stuck to the backseat. Ugh. Can you imagine? Vomit, discharge, etc etc...
Lindsay gets "rammed from behind" alot in the bedroom from what I hear. We need more stories regarding Paris truely believing she deserves a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Now thats funny. During her acceptance speech she can reference her sex video, were she was a dead fuck.
The reason she gets into so many accidents is because she gets behind the wheel after giving head. Naturally, she's too busy to drive while cleaning up her makeup and applying Herpecin to her lip area.
Paris Hilton is fuming because she doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
The millionaire hotel heiress has her own reality TV show, has starred in her own homemade porn film - 'One Night In Paris' - appeared in teen horror film 'House of Wax', released a pop album and brought out her own perfume, but what she really wants is her own star on the famous pavement.
At a recent ceremony to mark TV producer and LA Lakers basketball team owner Jerry Buss being awarded a star, Paris, 25, was overheard complaining that she should be receiving the accolade instead.
According to Life and Style Weekly magazine, 'The Simple Life' star allegedly said: "I don't even know half these people. And, like, most of them are dead. I should totally have a star. I deserve one. I'm one of the most famous people on earth!"
Somebody needs to shove Lindsay's license up her ass. She was probably too busy fliping the paparazzi that rediculous peace sign that she feels the need to do every five minute.
I didn't recognize her in those pics without the said peace sign. Must be her double.
What else is new, Lindsay gets rammed from behind all the time...it's like her hobby, aside from flashing the peace sign...which she should really shove up her ass, speaking of ramming things from behind...hahaha...sorry couldn't help myself...
if she were sitting in her car crying afterwards, i'd be happy to comfort her. i'd dry her tears, give her a big hug, and put a couple fingers up her ass. i love her so much.
27 Comments:
i rear ended a black mercedes (at a strip club in atlanta)
By Anonymous, on 10:08 AM
i have accidents when i look at lindsay
By Anonymous, on 10:09 AM
*yawn*
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
*yawn*
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
*yawn*
By Anonymous, on 10:12 AM
Is it just me or is this another one of her scheme to get a little bit of publicity after the britneykfed thing?
By Anonymous, on 10:15 AM
this bitch is seriously getting on my nerves... she was on e! last night talking about what a fashionista she is, but most of the time she just looks stupid.
oh, and one more thing Linz... when your face is 10 shades darker orange than your pasty white hands and feet, it really doesn't matter how good YOU *think* you may look, everyone else just thinks you look like a dumb whore.
By meagan, on 10:16 AM
What?? 6 pictures and no single peace sign?? Now I'm worried here.
By Anonymous, on 10:17 AM
there's really little chance that anything except brit-kfed material will draw interest. the only hope is to find a kelly clarkson item (they're in the bin marked "oversized").
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
take her driving license away from thei menace to society the slut can't drive at all ,hey lindsay get a chofer to drive you around before you kill someone
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
HOW can this grubworm have sooooo many accidents and STILL not be dead? We can't seem to get a break here.
By Anonymous, on 10:39 AM
chofer?
By Anonymous, on 10:48 AM
With all her money why doesn't she just hire a driver? Then she can get as wasted as she wants and still make it home in one piece
By Anonymous, on 10:58 AM
Can we have a Lindsay-free week soon? I find this "news" just plain boring.
By Anonymous, on 11:02 AM
"With all her money why doesn't she just hire a driver?"
Well, she would have to pay the driver a lot of money to put up with everything stuck to the backseat. Ugh. Can you imagine? Vomit, discharge, etc etc...
By Anonymous, on 11:09 AM
i like the dog style like lindseys..nice!
By borot, on 11:17 AM
Lindsay gets "rammed from behind" alot in the bedroom from what I hear. We need more stories regarding Paris truely believing she deserves a star on the hollywood walk of fame. Now thats funny. During her acceptance speech she can reference her sex video, were she was a dead fuck.
By Anonymous, on 11:18 AM
The reason she gets into so many accidents is because she gets behind the wheel after giving head. Naturally, she's too busy to drive while cleaning up her makeup and applying Herpecin to her lip area.
By jeditemple, on 11:27 AM
here it is:
Paris Hilton Wants a Hollywood Star
Paris Hilton is fuming because she doesn't have a star on the Hollywood Walk
of Fame.
The millionaire hotel heiress has her own reality TV show, has starred in her own homemade porn film - 'One Night In Paris' - appeared in teen horror film
'House of Wax', released a pop album and brought out her own perfume, but what she really wants is her own star on the famous pavement.
At a recent ceremony to mark TV producer and LA Lakers basketball team owner Jerry Buss being awarded a star, Paris, 25, was overheard complaining that
she should be receiving the accolade instead.
According to Life and Style Weekly magazine, 'The Simple Life' star
allegedly said: "I don't even know half these people. And, like, most of them are dead. I should totally have a star. I deserve one. I'm one of the most famous people on earth!"
By Anonymous, on 11:32 AM
Somebody needs to shove Lindsay's license up her ass. She was probably too busy fliping the paparazzi that rediculous peace sign that she feels the need to do every five minute.
I didn't recognize her in those pics without the said peace sign. Must be her double.
By Brandy, on 11:48 AM
"Lindsay Lohan Got Rammed From Behind"
Todd's wit = lmao
By Anonymous, on 12:13 PM
wow lindsay really needs to go to driving school or just stop driving for a while.
By Anonymous, on 4:33 PM
What else is new, Lindsay gets rammed from behind all the time...it's like her hobby, aside from flashing the peace sign...which she should really shove up her ass, speaking of ramming things from behind...hahaha...sorry couldn't help myself...
By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
PLEASE..NO MORE LOHAN crap. She's OLD news.
By Anonymous, on 4:56 AM
lmao @ the bumper car line. Bits like that keep me coming back to this site.
By Anonymous, on 8:13 AM
if she were sitting in her car crying afterwards, i'd be happy to comfort her. i'd dry her tears, give her a big hug, and put a couple fingers up her ass. i love her so much.
By Anonymous, on 9:13 AM
the girl likes it from behind she was giggling when she call her friends and told them how big it was
By Anonymous, on 10:29 AM
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