With these three skanks competing for attention, there will soon be the equivalent of a tits/ass/pussy flashing contest, with each one trying to out-do the others. We're going to see a lot of unwashed private parts in the days to come.
if that's paris' two-seater (huh-huh), then britney and lindsay are sharing one bucket seat. i'm just sayin, that's one big ole bucket of butt-thigh cellulite. umm, which is "normal." and if it's the latest model, paris' car is flashing a message on the dashboard lcd that says, "make sure kelly buckles her seatbelt".
this must have been a very 'last minute' outting for brit and paris... i mean, brit's hair is super greasy (which is actually pretty par), BUT... paris did nothing w/ her hair and she is wearing zero bling.
i guess they figured at 5am any guys they were gonna score w/ would be too drunk/stupid/whatever to care.
okay so I guess techinally I don't really want them to die in a firey car crash. But seriously, honest question here. Is the breed of actual whore/ attention getting whore/ tabloid whore/ not-really -all-that-attractive-but-convince -you-that-they-are-hot-because-they-don't-wear-underwear-and-flash-their-cooters-all-over whores always been around? Or are these type of whores new creations fulled by insane paparazzi's and the internet?
I just honestly can't remember who filled the role that parisite and lindsay and britney etc. now fill before they were around.
Is that the ONLY BLACK DRESS Shitney OWNS? She wore it on Letterman. She wore it the other day with that stupid ghetto Good Times hat. Now she's wearing it again!??!?!?!
I'm waiting with excitement for the day that nobody will give a shit about Lindsay Lohan anymore. Not the paparazzi, not anyone. And if that day isn't comming then someone needs to assasinate her.(Or just hurt her very badly, enough that she can't go out partying anymore.)
41 Comments:
Where is a roadside bomb when you really need one.
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
"what they hell is oozing on me???" said the car seat...
By Anonymous, on 1:54 PM
Where the fuck do these idiots go at 5am?!?
By Anonymous, on 1:58 PM
these photos dont look real, it kinda looks like blohan was put into them.
By Anonymous, on 2:01 PM
Jesus Christ I'm so tired of people claiming every fucking candid picture is Photoshopped. You can count on at least one retard saying it every time.
By Anonymous, on 2:04 PM
You could have killed three birds with one stone. The "retarded ostrich" would need a big rock though.
By Anonymous, on 2:07 PM
Where the hell are the "click it or ticket" cops when ya need 'em?
By Anonymous, on 2:13 PM
With these three skanks competing for attention, there will soon be the equivalent of a tits/ass/pussy flashing contest, with each one trying to out-do the others. We're going to see a lot of unwashed private parts in the days to come.
By Anonymous, on 2:25 PM
imagine how many anal fissures, total, are riding on that front seat. if you divide by their average age it's quite astonishing.
By Anonymous, on 2:28 PM
Paris' Ferrari just dropped its value. You can't wash that amount of skank out of that interior.
By Anonymous, on 2:29 PM
Of all the times for Lindsay to not get in another car accident.....wouldnt it be great if the world were rid of these three dunces?
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
If that's a Ferrari, where is Britney sitting?
By Anonymous, on 2:31 PM
it was a very dangerous ride, because every time they went around a turn they slid all over the seats because of all the discharge
By Anonymous, on 2:41 PM
they're going to party with O.J. next, just for the attention
By Anonymous, on 2:44 PM
Doesn't Britney have a newborn to be looking after? Did she even have a second child or just get fat>
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
if that's paris' two-seater (huh-huh), then britney and lindsay are sharing one bucket seat. i'm just sayin, that's one big ole bucket of butt-thigh cellulite. umm, which is "normal." and if it's the latest model, paris' car is flashing a message on the dashboard lcd that says, "make sure kelly buckles her seatbelt".
By Anonymous, on 2:51 PM
Wow. That's one responsible parent.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
I am glad there was no roadside bomb....These three keep me entertained in a way that I should probably seek therapy for!
By Anonymous, on 3:43 PM
Seriously, where's a runaway 18-wheeler when you need one? And on a side note, I think that's the most covered-up I've ever seen Paris.
By Anonymous, on 4:08 PM
this must have been a very 'last minute' outting for brit and paris... i mean, brit's hair is super greasy (which is actually pretty par), BUT... paris did nothing w/ her hair and she is wearing zero bling.
i guess they figured at 5am any guys they were gonna score w/ would be too drunk/stupid/whatever to care.
By meagan, on 4:09 PM
These three look so bloody happy to be basking in each other's fame, it's so hilarious. As if that even matters.
By Anonymous, on 4:21 PM
okay so I guess techinally I don't really want them to die in a firey car crash. But seriously, honest question here. Is the breed of actual whore/ attention getting whore/ tabloid whore/ not-really -all-that-attractive-but-convince -you-that-they-are-hot-because-they-don't-wear-underwear-and-flash-their-cooters-all-over whores
always been around? Or are these type of whores new creations fulled by insane paparazzi's and the internet?
I just honestly can't remember who filled the role that parisite and lindsay and britney etc. now fill before they were around.
By Anonymous, on 4:43 PM
Wow lindsay is such a stupid insecure idiot.
By Anonymous, on 4:53 PM
Paris "man hand" alert in #3.
By Anonymous, on 5:31 PM
That windshield wiper is Photoshopped.
By Anonymous, on 6:03 PM
Im confused
Is Paris driving?
What happened to the DUI?
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
Fed-Ex is probably laughing his ass off. And getting sympathy fucks every night. Bastard.
By Anonymous, on 7:01 PM
Is that the ONLY BLACK DRESS Shitney OWNS? She wore it on Letterman. She wore it the other day with that stupid ghetto Good Times hat. Now she's wearing it again!??!?!?!
By Anonymous, on 7:14 PM
who's watching britney's children??? what kind of mother is that...she has a NEWBORN! you know kevin's attorney is taking notes.
By Anonymous, on 7:21 PM
These three hos need to die a horrible, painful death, NOW.
By Anonymous, on 7:31 PM
These are ... um... er... adults?
By Anonymous, on 8:01 PM
I hope he take her for everything the ugly hack is worth! If he can get 10 million from her behavior he will be okay.
By Anonymous, on 8:45 PM
It's so high school...omg...I wish an accident had happened, and poof, no more skanks!
By Anonymous, on 9:10 PM
Jessica Simpson will be sitting next to them in that car within a month.
By 5 bucks, on 12:13 AM
Final proof that god does not exist.
By sam991, on 2:46 AM
Good God. Is it just me or are these idiots still in high school?
By Anonymous, on 6:43 AM
Wow, that's a car full of skank.
By Abe Vigoda's Ghost, on 10:00 AM
that's too much skank in one car
By Anonymous, on 5:21 PM
I think the hilton broad wants to kill these other 2.
By Anonymous, on 3:43 AM
I'm waiting with excitement for the day that nobody will give a shit about Lindsay Lohan anymore. Not the paparazzi, not anyone. And if that day isn't comming then someone needs to assasinate her.(Or just hurt her very badly, enough that she can't go out partying anymore.)
By Anonymous, on 8:29 AM
Lindsay looks even more orange and fake next to the other two girls. I can't believe I'm saying this, but Lindsay makes Paris Hilton look pretty.
By Kristin, on 11:32 AM
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