Her hair is screaming, "Please condition me!" Her eyes are screaming, "Get a doctor to raise me so I'm not so droopy" and her lips are screaming, "Collagen, please." Fake tits are over. Please.
I wonder how long it will take for "prettyboy" to come around and say blonde girls with big tits are ugly while trying to tell us Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry are hotter.
Blonde girls with big tits will always win hotness awards over anyone else. Salma Hayek might tie. Michelle Marsh's tits are not implants for the record.
I'm not normally a big-titty-blonde kind of dude, but HOLY SHIT her boobs are INCREDIBLE. She's like what Ashlee Simpson would look like if she wasn't so annoying and terrible.
I would fuck her eight thousand times, or until my dick fell off. Whichever comes first.
I love that you guys love her tits! Yep, that's what real ones look like, not big beach balls with teeny nips. Nice to have some real ones appreciated now and then.
Not content to see just one photo, I decided to check out all 10. Totally oblivious that my girlfriend was no longer in the kitchen, but instead standing a few feet behind me. Ooops...
Lesson to be learned? If you live with a petite East Indian DO NOT get caught looking at photos of a large-breasted, pasty-white blonde chick. ;)
halle berry is hotter. but these girls tits HOLY SHIT. they are fucking amazing but halle berry can match with blonde big tit girl any day... well these TITS ARE BIONIC HOLY SHIT
I read somewhere that the average size of a british woman's breast are size D. I swear i am not making that up. In fact, last time I was in England, I noticed some specialty bra shops (for larger breasted woman) opening up.
Maybe they are real, maybe not. I lean toward not. Her frame is really small for breasts that big and she isn't packing any extra weight on her body. It doesn't really follow that really heavy fatty deposits would settle only on her chest. Most women with natural breasts that large have more sag, even by their late teens. Marsh's nipples appear to be just a little north of perpendicular to the ground, which doesn't really happen in natural breasts in general, much less natural breasts of that size.
I just did a search on breast implants, before and after pics. The majority of them look like fakes with too much of a 'hump' on top rathern than a natural looking slope.
The ones with augmentations combined with lifts tend to have the same slope, the rounded shape below the nipples, and nipples that are perpendicular to the ground that Marsh has.
It is possible that Marsh's breasts are real, but I dont' think it is probable.
I've also never been able to find any information on how Page 3 determines if their models have had augmentation or not, or if they just take the model's word for it. Page 3 is entertainment(softcore porn): lying and deception is a given. Just like the illusion Tom Cruise tries to give about being straight.
Aside from that, I think she looks really good, albeit airbrushed and bleached. I wouldn't mind looking like her at all.
on the link I just posted, look at the last set of pictures and the ones just above them. I think those are good examples of the similarity. There are others, but the page is long so it is hard to point out specific ones, you'll have to scroll through.
Majestic. It is moments like these that make me apprecriate the following: Eye sight. Oil. My innate ability to use my right hand.
Apropos of nothing; is it gay if I snort some metaamphetamines and have another man give me a massage...? I've got a bitch of a crick in my neck...Thanks in advance!
There's a difference between a nipple and an areola. Michelle Marsh's areolas are almost close to being too big, but at least she doesn't have dinner plates.
alex kozlov - I'm personally turned off by dark nipples and areolas.
The larger the better. Large areolas are a huge turn on. So are large nipples...in both diameter and length. Pink are the ticket for me. They somehow look more naked...and more erotic.
It's a good thing she has giant boobs, because her face is totally forgettable, and will be creepy and hard by the time she's forty. She's very average looking, so she got giant boobs like the other chavs.
Any woman can have this woman's tits as long as they paid a good surgeon to give them double Ds. In one photo it looks like her nipple was sewn on crooked. I agree with whoever said her face is completely forgettable. Just another porno ho who will never make it big.
Another hot blonde with big tits with no talent what else is new , and you forgot to mention Pamela Anderson in that American group of no talent airheads
Whoever says that her tits aren't the hottest things ever doesn't have eyes. They are just perfection and most likely real. Even if they aren't, good fucking job on those!
I'm a girl from England and its true that we seem to have loads of blonde girls with huge tits here here. Fuck knows why there are more here than any other country
"by the way, girls, just because your breasts are small doesn't mean when you see big ones, they're fake. it just makes you sound jealous."
i'm a small breasted girl and although i'd rather have medium ones, i'd much rather have small boobs than big ass ones like those. look at all these comments.. the only reason guys think she's hot is cause of her boobs, but without them, no one would even pay attention to her.
i like having a pretty face and a petite body, much better than being ugly and having gigantic boobs.
.."Any woman can have this woman's tits as long as they paid a good surgeon to give them double Ds."...
Pure, unadulterated BS! I have never seen a pair of bolt-ons that look or feel remotely realistic. These are real tits my friend. No amount of money can buy that for you.
Yet another blonde skank who can't keep her body parts to herself. See if she had anything else going on for her she wouldn't feel the need to take her clothes off for money. Blondes are skanks, I dated one and never again.
her face is ordinary? great!!! the best chicks are ones with killer bodies and ok or even flawed faces (like having a big hook nose). they're hot in bed, not stuck up, and most importantly...you actually have a very slight slot at hooking up!
November 05, 2006 7:24 PM how is thinking a woman is hot "just" because of her breasts that different from thinking a woman is hot "just" because of her face? so its okay if a man pays attention to a woman because she has a beautiful face, but women with beautiful breasts are less worthy? either girl could have a nasty personality. maybe you prefer being small chested and pretty (and I dont blame you), but that doesnt change the fact that men are usually drawn to big breasts and are going to like them on anyone, pretty or ugly. it also doesnt change the original argument that crying "fake!" at anyone over a B cup is annoying and sounds jealous. give props where they are due! women need to stop degrading each other so much, damn.
"women need to stop degrading each other so much, damn."
LOL, that will be the day! You bitches are genetically programmed to be catty, petty, and try to destroy each other at every opportunity (but behind each other's backs or through the gossip channels, of course). Women will always hate other women, because deep down inside, you all see each other as competition for our dicks. You won't admit it, but your primal urge is to look pretty enough to trick us into sticking our dicks in your ass, and that is why you degrade and hate other women. Sorry, but it's the truth, ask any biologist.
"LOL, that will be the day! You bitches are genetically programmed to be catty, petty, and try to destroy each other at every opportunity (but behind each other's backs or through the gossip channels, of course). Women will always hate other women, because deep down inside, you all see each other as competition for our dicks. You won't admit it, but your primal urge is to look pretty enough to trick us into sticking our dicks in your ass, and that is why you degrade and hate other women. Sorry, but it's the truth, ask any biologist.
Now go make me a sandwich. "
wow. your intellectual reasoning astounds me. so that's why i hate, talentless dumb bimbos, that show a lack of class and pose like this to make the rest of us woman look bad and get less respect in the world. WOW! I've always wondered why. I'm just jelous cause I wont be able to get someone like you into bed. MY DREAM! the reason i wake up every morning. To try to get a guy, who will tell me to "get him a sandwhich". wow, and they say men arent that smart.
Oh, trust me honey, you could get me into bed. I'd fuck a catcher's mitt. I'm just saying, the reason women hate each other, especially when one is attractive and dressing slutty, is because of your biological urge to have a load of my semen inside of your vagina. Women become territorial around other women, because you all want me to drill you with my pathetic 2 inch penis. That is your purpose in life.
Oh, and hold the onions on that sandwich. Thanks, Sweet Cheeks.
For what it's worth, Michelle Marsh/Lucy Pinder/Keeley Hazell's boobs all scare me. It's just unnatural to have such massive breasts on pretty small frames.
i think not only has Michelle Marsh got incredible tits, but i think she's cute as well. sure, she isnt the supermodel type but she's quite sweet looking, girl next door kind of thing. oh and her boobs are 100% natural, i dont think ive seen a pair that size look so pert anywhere ever, amazing.
those going on about her being talentless, what do you know about her? she's got an incredible figure and has decided during her prime to show it off to make a stack load of cash. she's smart as well as hot, you can go from there now. what should she do with god given blessed boobs like that? cover them up under a jumper and work in a shop?
some people on here are dumb. good luck to the girl.
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Damn, bitch got hit in the back with a pair of cruise missles. She sorta looks like she has a mild case of Downs Syndrome though.
By Anonymous, on 12:18 PM
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By 1chud, on 12:24 PM
Damn my B-cups! Why couldn't I have been born with tits like that! I hate her. I'm so jealous.
By janine, on 12:26 PM
As long as her Syndrome causes her to go Down on me!
By 1chud, on 12:30 PM
She does look like post surgery Ashlee Simpson. Ashlee should also get naked and shut the fuck up. Bitch can't sing or act either.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
Her hair is screaming, "Please condition me!" Her eyes are screaming, "Get a doctor to raise me so I'm not so droopy" and her lips are screaming, "Collagen, please." Fake tits are over. Please.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
Michelle Marsh's tits are REAL. Sorry you're a jealous girl, 12:31.
By Anonymous, on 12:32 PM
I wonder how long it will take for "prettyboy" to come around and say blonde girls with big tits are ugly while trying to tell us Jennifer Lopez and Halle Berry are hotter.
Blonde girls with big tits will always win hotness awards over anyone else. Salma Hayek might tie. Michelle Marsh's tits are not implants for the record.
By Anonymous, on 12:35 PM
She's a freak of nature. Lucky girl.
By Anonymous, on 12:36 PM
I'm not normally a big-titty-blonde kind of dude, but HOLY SHIT her boobs are INCREDIBLE. She's like what Ashlee Simpson would look like if she wasn't so annoying and terrible.
I would fuck her eight thousand times, or until my dick fell off. Whichever comes first.
By Anonymous, on 12:37 PM
Is she pregnant. Sup with that belly?
By Anonymous, on 12:38 PM
"belly". you're an idiot. go back to the kelly clarkson posts where that comment belongs.
By Anonymous, on 12:42 PM
I'm also more of an ass-man, but she's changing my mind. I love their shape and how big her aereolas are (I have no idea how to spell that).
By Tim, on 12:42 PM
She has no ass, but the perfection of those tits makes up for it. WOW!
By Anonymous, on 12:43 PM
What great tits!! I'm jealous. She's pretty otherwise, too.
By Anonymous, on 12:45 PM
I love that you guys love her tits! Yep, that's what real ones look like, not big beach balls with teeny nips. Nice to have some real ones appreciated now and then.
By Anonymous, on 12:50 PM
Tim said...
I'm also more of an ass-man, but she's changing my mind.
Ditto that!
Good lawdy lawdy!
By joejoe, on 12:55 PM
Holy frigging boobs! Massive motherly mams! Gaaaaa!
By mutterhals, on 1:01 PM
HOLY SHIT I AM SO JEALOUSSSSSSSS
By Anonymous, on 1:10 PM
Learn from my mistake:
Not content to see just one photo, I decided to check out all 10. Totally oblivious that my girlfriend was no longer in the kitchen, but instead standing a few feet behind me. Ooops...
Lesson to be learned? If you live with a petite East Indian DO NOT get caught looking at photos of a large-breasted, pasty-white blonde chick. ;)
Dagnabbit!
By joejoe, on 1:16 PM
halle berry is hotter. but these girls tits HOLY SHIT. they are fucking amazing but halle berry can match with blonde big tit girl any day... well these TITS ARE BIONIC HOLY SHIT
By Anonymous, on 1:22 PM
this made my day
By Anonymous, on 1:31 PM
I read somewhere that the average size of a british woman's breast are size D. I swear i am not making that up. In fact, last time I was in England, I noticed some specialty bra shops (for larger breasted woman) opening up.
By Anonymous, on 1:34 PM
i agree.....the whole lucy pinder, spohie howard, michelle marsh thing has me flummoxed. plus they all have those sexy ass accents....yum.
By Anonymous, on 1:43 PM
She's not hot at all in the face. Her body is nice though. Cut off the head.
By Anonymous, on 1:52 PM
did anyone peep out pic #9....whomever selftanned this nobody definitely did a bad job!
By Anonymous, on 2:03 PM
Holy crap...BUTTER FACE. But gorgeous boobs!
By Anonymous, on 2:05 PM
oh, mummy.
By Anonymous, on 2:09 PM
Maybe she is considered hot in england, but in the U.S., she is just average.
By Anonymous, on 2:21 PM
Maybe they are real, maybe not. I lean toward not. Her frame is really small for breasts that big and she isn't packing any extra weight on her body. It doesn't really follow that really heavy fatty deposits would settle only on her chest. Most women with natural breasts that large have more sag, even by their late teens. Marsh's nipples appear to be just a little north of perpendicular to the ground, which doesn't really happen in natural breasts in general, much less natural breasts of that size.
I just did a search on breast implants, before and after pics. The majority of them look like fakes with too much of a 'hump' on top rathern than a natural looking slope.
The ones with augmentations combined with lifts tend to have the same slope, the rounded shape below the nipples, and nipples that are perpendicular to the ground that Marsh has.
http://www.smartbreastaugmentation.com/beforeafterphotos.html#PALMHARBOR
It is possible that Marsh's breasts are real, but I dont' think it is probable.
I've also never been able to find any information on how Page 3 determines if their models have had augmentation or not, or if they just take the model's word for it. Page 3 is entertainment(softcore porn): lying and deception is a given. Just like the illusion Tom Cruise tries to give about being straight.
Aside from that, I think she looks really good, albeit airbrushed and bleached. I wouldn't mind looking like her at all.
By Anonymous, on 2:33 PM
on the link I just posted, look at the last set of pictures and the ones just above them. I think those are good examples of the similarity. There are others, but the page is long so it is hard to point out specific ones, you'll have to scroll through.
By Anonymous, on 2:35 PM
Damn, bitch got hit in the back with a pair of cruise missles. She sorta looks like she has a mild case of Downs Syndrome though.
"though"???
Glen Quagmire: "Dear diary: Jackpot!"
By Anonymous, on 2:54 PM
girl looks good. I don't usually like massive boobs but they look lovely and the rest of her is just as nice.
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
2:33 PM permit me to summarize: wow what big tits!
By Anonymous, on 2:56 PM
Majestic.
It is moments like these that make me apprecriate the following:
Eye sight.
Oil.
My innate ability to use my right hand.
Apropos of nothing; is it gay if I snort some metaamphetamines and have another man give me a massage...? I've got a bitch of a crick in my neck...Thanks in advance!
By Anonymous, on 3:02 PM
Not sure if it is gay, but it is weird. why the drugs?
lol @ what you are thankful for.
By Anonymous, on 3:23 PM
Sorry I'm late to the pary, but I just noticed she has big tits and I would like to play with them.
By Anonymous, on 4:09 PM
I bet this chick sees a lot of action in the bedroom! Holy mammaries!
By Anonymous, on 4:54 PM
Holy shit...incredible...fucking incredible...
By Tim, on 5:08 PM
They look pretty real to me - not that it matters to me. She's got some Paris eye going on, though.
By Anonymous, on 5:48 PM
They look real to me. Fake tits don't droop like that.
They're real, and they're spectacular.
By Anonymous, on 7:23 PM
Stunning. This hard on I've got now may last a month.
By Anonymous, on 8:09 PM
Looking at her face takes away every sexual feeling I have. Next time, just post the tits!
By Anonymous, on 8:23 PM
do men prefer small or big nipples? i myself think small dark one look better but what do u guys think?
By alex kozlov, on 8:40 PM
I LOVE big nipples.
By Anonymous, on 9:12 PM
There's a difference between a nipple and an areola. Michelle Marsh's areolas are almost close to being too big, but at least she doesn't have dinner plates.
alex kozlov - I'm personally turned off by dark nipples and areolas.
By Anonymous, on 9:19 PM
mooooo.
By Anonymous, on 9:31 PM
The larger the better. Large areolas are a huge turn on. So are large nipples...in both diameter and length. Pink are the ticket for me. They somehow look more naked...and more erotic.
By Anonymous, on 10:31 PM
"Is she pregnant. Sup with that belly?"
Wtf? Have you ever seen a real woman naked in your life?
By Anonymous, on 5:29 AM
Her boobs are real nice.
The dimples on her lower back right baove her ass, so hot.
By Anonymous, on 9:09 AM
It's a good thing she has giant boobs, because her face is totally forgettable, and will be creepy and hard by the time she's forty. She's very average looking, so she got giant boobs like the other chavs.
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
Wow... I wish I had boobs like that! They're such a perfect shape and HUGE.
I'd trade my breasts for hers any day heh
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
Any woman can have this woman's tits as long as they paid a good surgeon to give them double Ds. In one photo it looks like her nipple was sewn on crooked. I agree with whoever said her face is completely forgettable. Just another porno ho who will never make it big.
By Anonymous, on 8:58 PM
Another hot blonde with big tits with no talent what else is new , and you forgot to mention Pamela Anderson in that American group of no talent airheads
By Anonymous, on 10:16 PM
Absolutely right anon-9:39, her face is a 3 and her tits are a 10! It's too bad because those tits on a really hot girl would be fucking awesome.
By Anonymous, on 12:29 AM
Whoever says that her tits aren't the hottest things ever doesn't have eyes. They are just perfection and most likely real. Even if they aren't, good fucking job on those!
By Anonymous, on 12:32 AM
well, actually I do not see any true beauty in this woman.
By rob, on 6:28 AM
there's no way those are fake. they're quite nice, too. i have big boobs, and in a world of itty bitty ones, it's nice to see a sista.
by the way, girls, just because your breasts are small doesn't mean when you see big ones, they're fake. it just makes you sound jealous.
By i ate a smurf, on 9:06 AM
I'm a girl from England and its true that we seem to have loads of blonde girls with huge tits here here. Fuck knows why there are more here than any other country
By Anonymous, on 3:15 PM
"by the way, girls, just because your breasts are small doesn't mean when you see big ones, they're fake. it just makes you sound jealous."
i'm a small breasted girl and although i'd rather have medium ones, i'd much rather have small boobs than big ass ones like those. look at all these comments.. the only reason guys think she's hot is cause of her boobs, but without them, no one would even pay attention to her.
i like having a pretty face and a petite body, much better than being ugly and having gigantic boobs.
sorry, but that's the truth.
By Anonymous, on 7:24 PM
.."Any woman can have this woman's tits as long as they paid a good surgeon to give them double Ds."...
Pure, unadulterated BS! I have never seen a pair of bolt-ons that look or feel remotely realistic. These are real tits my friend. No amount of money can buy that for you.
By Anonymous, on 1:55 AM
Yet another blonde skank who can't keep her body parts to herself. See if she had anything else going on for her she wouldn't feel the need to take her clothes off for money. Blondes are skanks, I dated one and never again.
By Anonymous, on 6:59 AM
We have loads of blondes here in New York but they are mostly flat chested. Could it be in the water?
By Anonymous, on 7:00 AM
her face is ordinary? great!!! the best chicks are ones with killer bodies and ok or even flawed faces (like having a big hook nose). they're hot in bed, not stuck up, and most importantly...you actually have a very slight slot at hooking up!
By Anonymous, on 8:11 AM
I like Keeley Hazel's better.
By Anonymous, on 8:59 AM
November 05, 2006 7:24 PM
how is thinking a woman is hot "just" because of her breasts that different from thinking a woman is hot "just" because of her face? so its okay if a man pays attention to a woman because she has a beautiful face, but women with beautiful breasts are less worthy? either girl could have a nasty personality.
maybe you prefer being small chested and pretty (and I dont blame you), but that doesnt change the fact that men are usually drawn to big breasts and are going to like them on anyone, pretty or ugly. it also doesnt change the original argument that crying "fake!" at anyone over a B cup is annoying and sounds jealous.
give props where they are due! women need to stop degrading each other so much, damn.
By Anonymous, on 12:15 PM
All I need 2 nights in Europe. 1 night full of raw emotionless sex with her lucy. 2nd night full of raw emotionless sex with her lucy.
By ocnj179, on 12:16 PM
"women need to stop degrading each other so much, damn."
LOL, that will be the day! You bitches are genetically programmed to be catty, petty, and try to destroy each other at every opportunity (but behind each other's backs or through the gossip channels, of course). Women will always hate other women, because deep down inside, you all see each other as competition for our dicks. You won't admit it, but your primal urge is to look pretty enough to trick us into sticking our dicks in your ass, and that is why you degrade and hate other women. Sorry, but it's the truth, ask any biologist.
Now go make me a sandwich.
By Anonymous, on 12:31 PM
"LOL, that will be the day! You bitches are genetically programmed to be catty, petty, and try to destroy each other at every opportunity (but behind each other's backs or through the gossip channels, of course). Women will always hate other women, because deep down inside, you all see each other as competition for our dicks. You won't admit it, but your primal urge is to look pretty enough to trick us into sticking our dicks in your ass, and that is why you degrade and hate other women. Sorry, but it's the truth, ask any biologist.
Now go make me a sandwich. "
wow. your intellectual reasoning astounds me. so that's why i hate, talentless dumb bimbos, that show a lack of class and pose like this to make the rest of us woman look bad and get less respect in the world. WOW! I've always wondered why. I'm just jelous cause I wont be able to get someone like you into bed. MY DREAM! the reason i wake up every morning. To try to get a guy, who will tell me to "get him a sandwhich". wow, and they say men arent that smart.
By Anonymous, on 5:14 PM
Oh, trust me honey, you could get me into bed. I'd fuck a catcher's mitt. I'm just saying, the reason women hate each other, especially when one is attractive and dressing slutty, is because of your biological urge to have a load of my semen inside of your vagina. Women become territorial around other women, because you all want me to drill you with my pathetic 2 inch penis. That is your purpose in life.
Oh, and hold the onions on that sandwich. Thanks, Sweet Cheeks.
By Anonymous, on 6:36 PM
^ you can't write for shit.
By Anonymous, on 6:41 PM
I'm a biologist. While it is true that women and men both compete with conspecifics for mates, it is also true that men are shitheads.
We have data and graphs to support this hypothesis.
By Anonymous, on 7:08 PM
lmfao @ anonymous 7:08 pm.
By Tiffany, on 11:27 PM
For what it's worth, Michelle Marsh/Lucy Pinder/Keeley Hazell's boobs all scare me. It's just unnatural to have such massive breasts on pretty small frames.
By sam991, on 7:26 AM
^ if they come around over there, please send them here to scare me as soon as you can, will you?
By Anonymous, on 5:36 PM
i think not only has Michelle Marsh got incredible tits, but i think she's cute as well. sure, she isnt the supermodel type but she's quite sweet looking, girl next door kind of thing. oh and her boobs are 100% natural, i dont think ive seen a pair that size look so pert anywhere ever, amazing.
those going on about her being talentless, what do you know about her? she's got an incredible figure and has decided during her prime to show it off to make a stack load of cash. she's smart as well as hot, you can go from there now. what should she do with god given blessed boobs like that? cover them up under a jumper and work in a shop?
some people on here are dumb. good luck to the girl.
By Anonymous, on 4:27 PM
Guys! Stop fighting and just look at her tits! Sheesh!
By Anonymous, on 4:59 PM
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