tom and katie should be thanking oprah for their publicity. oprah probably asked them not to invite her because she didn't want to be at that psycho scientology cult party wedding.
Anyone notice Katie's ultra-short "bangs" she's got lately. She's got a line of 1/2 hairs at her forehead now. Maybe she lost hair with the baby and it's growing back? Strange.
Anyway, you would think this chick never had money before, she's out shopping every single day. Listen, there's got to be some pay off for selling your youth to a gay guy, I guess.
With all of his money, Tom Cruise can't even be himself.
I think Ophra wanted to say that first quote but she was afraid Xenu might kill her ... Tom is his favorite son afterall .. you just don't mess with the son of Xenu ...
Still, I've said it before and I'll say it again. I don't care how crazy Tom Cruise is .. he is keeping Katie from acting and that alone makes it alllll worth it ...
hey, after they cut the "This Wedding is Bullshit" poop cake, maybe they will all roll around in it. Man, there's NOTHING like seeing crazy people roll around and smear themselves in shit! It's the best!
Too bad the Scientologists don't have a murder/suicide pact written into the marriage ceremony.
"they had a limited number of people that they could invite"
PLEASE!!
That's what regular, unmillionaire people like me have to do. Are we really expected to believe that Tom Cruise CAN'T AFFORD to invite OPRAH to his sham-a-thon?? What the hell is that shit??? Did she make an unfortunate comment about Jenna Elfman within earshot of Nancy Cartwright's handlers? (Granted, Jenna Elfman IS a butterface.)
Well, the least they can do is save her a slice of that poop cake. She deserves it for sucking up to that troll. (If only he'd appeared on Jon Stewart's show instead. Just imagine.)
I guess this is the first phase in the Tom Cruise Never Jumped On A Couch After All--You Dreamed That PR campaign. It will definitely fool everyone.
The thing that most amazes me about Tom Cruise is that he is such a deluded retard, he thinks everything he does will work out just great, because, hey! He's TOM CRUISE! TOM CRUISE, people! Untouchable! Loved by millions! Adorable and boyish, yet the perfect high moral ground cinematic hero! You know, just like Mel "Teflon" Gibson.
Man...I've been watching a lot Dawson's Creek reruns lately and masturbating ferociously to the point where seeing Katie Holmes and what has become of her nowadays makes me very sad. We'll always have the Creek, Katie!
1) It's too bad that Katie Holmes isn't all that attractive. I've dated prettier girls than her, so it seems weird to have one of the prettiest men in Hollywood engaged to someone who he'd beat in a beauty contest.
2) Who the FUCK shops at Barney's? I mean, I know there are rich, old assholes with no taste, but Katie Holmes? COME ON GIRL! You're young, you're rich, you're famous - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME FUCKING TASTE!!! All that gilded crystal bullshit is so fucking tacky I could scream. What are you doing, trying to decorate one of Donald Trump's hideous apartments?
JUST SAY NO TO OPRAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH good move it tells her that she is not that great like she thinks she is good move on the part of lame ass tom cruise
Anon 9:39 "It's too bad that Katie Holmes isn't all that attractive. I've dated prettier girls than her,...."
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LOL, I wondered just how long it would take for someone like you to pop up! Your reality is that your definition of "dating" is you whacking off to a porn star online!
Granted, I have seen better looking than Katie, but Katie is still really hot!
She must be relieved she was not invited! Sure, she was a fan of Toms at one time. But, that's ancient history!
Just as anyone who voted for Dubya, and thought they were doing the right thing at the time, today feel shame and embarrassment and want to distance themselves from their mistake.
I guess everyone's entitled to a 'brain fart' every now and then. Some are just 'louder' than others!
As for what to 'get them'....how about his and hers Prozac dispensers!
No they outed themselves by contradicting themselve's in the first statement by saying they've dated hotter girls and then going on to call Tom Cruise pretty...
What does Katie Holmes actually do? Is she an actress? That's funny, because she hasn't done anything to deserve any kind of notoriety. It's like the real-life "Pretty Woman". Except she's living happily ever after with a very gay man.
What a sad child. Go on now, keep shopping Katie, what ever takes the pain away...
Oh. I thought you meant the part about having bad taste and shopping at Barneys was where the "self-outing" occurred. You meant the suspiciously gay-sounding use of the term, "pretty", a word that has been used to describe Tom Cruise for decades by mostly everybody.
To your wee brain, THAT indicates gayness. Not the Barneys observations, the complaints about Kate Katie Kate Kate's poor taste. No, those went right past you.
Here's a tip: If you are female and straight, and have a loverboy of your own, make sure he doesn't subscribe to muscle magazines or wear driving gloves before your next date.
Out of all the weddings in the world, that is perhaps the one that no sane person would care about.
I mean, not only is Tiny Tom insane, but it's basically a celebration of a gay man marrying his beard so he can keep doing new Scientology recruits without scrutiny. Who would want to go to THAT wedding?
6:50, except Stepford Wives don't walk around with their nursing bras hanging out.
7:05, except Gibson has clued in that people are mad at him, and he got it instantly. Tiny Tom only vaguely gets it, and he thinks this wedding to a woman will make everyone love him again.
10:38, yeah, obviously. If you like vacant eyes and giant, toothy grins. That's sooooo sexy.
And I see the Scientologists are still trying to lure in JeLo, since she has what they love -- no brains and lots of money. They've been wooing her for awhile.
Katie Holmes relationship with Tom Cruise is curious because she isn't thought of as exceptionally beautiful. She's not even beautiful. In fact, I don't even think she is girl-next-door hot, like Jennifer Love Hewitt. She is closer to the average, ordinary girls. I think it is nice that an ordinary-looking girl is elevated and can "catch" a pretty boy like Tom Cruise. I have always thought he was gay, though. She's an idiot to marry someone twice her age. It is obviously just an ego boost for him. Dumb girl.
OK is it just me or does tom look real silly every since he did the couch and the brooke sheld post pardum bashing thing. Im serious look at him every time you see him he has this stupid idiot grin its not a smile any more its an idoit grin and when he suposed to be serious he looks cock eyed just look at him and you are going to laugh he is gone.....
Ok is it just me or does tom cruz look stupid every since he done the couch and brook bashing I mean look at him he every time you see him he has this idiot grin on his face and if he calls him self getting mad then he looks cock eyed realy look at him and you are going to laugh he looks like a boble head he is just silly looking know..........i cant help it he does
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tom and katie should be thanking oprah for their publicity. oprah probably asked them not to invite her because she didn't want to be at that psycho scientology cult party wedding.
By Anonymous, on 1:38 AM
Anyone notice Katie's ultra-short "bangs" she's got lately. She's got a line of 1/2 hairs at her forehead now. Maybe she lost hair with the baby and it's growing back? Strange.
Anyway, you would think this chick never had money before, she's out shopping every single day. Listen, there's got to be some pay off for selling your youth to a gay guy, I guess.
With all of his money, Tom Cruise can't even be himself.
By Anonymous, on 5:43 AM
I think Ophra wanted to say that first quote but she was afraid Xenu might kill her ... Tom is his favorite son afterall .. you just don't mess with the son of Xenu ...
Still, I've said it before and I'll say it again. I don't care how crazy Tom Cruise is .. he is keeping Katie from acting and that alone makes it alllll worth it ...
By Anonymous, on 6:08 AM
ha ha ha ha "poop cake" ha ha ha ha RUN KATIE RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 6:21 AM
hey, after they cut the "This Wedding is Bullshit" poop cake, maybe they will all roll around in it. Man, there's NOTHING like seeing crazy people roll around and smear themselves in shit! It's the best!
Too bad the Scientologists don't have a murder/suicide pact written into the marriage ceremony.
By Anonymous, on 6:25 AM
Apparently the only thing Katie Holmes is good at is shopping and looking like a freaking zombie. She reminds me of a Stepford Wife.
By Anonymous, on 6:50 AM
"they had a limited number of people that they could invite"
PLEASE!!
That's what regular, unmillionaire people like me have to do. Are we really expected to believe that Tom Cruise CAN'T AFFORD to invite OPRAH to his sham-a-thon?? What the hell is that shit??? Did she make an unfortunate comment about Jenna Elfman within earshot of Nancy Cartwright's handlers? (Granted, Jenna Elfman IS a butterface.)
Well, the least they can do is save her a slice of that poop cake. She deserves it for sucking up to that troll. (If only he'd appeared on Jon Stewart's show instead. Just imagine.)
I guess this is the first phase in the Tom Cruise Never Jumped On A Couch After All--You Dreamed That PR campaign. It will definitely fool everyone.
The thing that most amazes me about Tom Cruise is that he is such a deluded retard, he thinks everything he does will work out just great, because, hey! He's TOM CRUISE! TOM CRUISE, people! Untouchable! Loved by millions! Adorable and boyish, yet the perfect high moral ground cinematic hero! You know, just like Mel "Teflon" Gibson.
By Gullible Public Citizen, on 7:05 AM
She looks like she may be preggers in pic #2. Or maybe it's just her shitty posture.
By Anonymous, on 7:12 AM
Geez, I wish Oprah WOULD talk like that.
By Anonymous, on 7:24 AM
i wonder if dawson and pacey will be there?
By joey notter, on 7:40 AM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Katie Holmes................
Katie "MILF" Holmes...................
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Katie Cruise?????.........
{hurls}
By Anonymous, on 8:32 AM
tom was probably afraid that oprah would start jumping on all the furniture.
By Anonymous, on 8:35 AM
Hahaha! Poop cake.
By Anonymous, on 8:39 AM
Wait ... Brooke Shields is invited and the Big "O" isn't. Whoa baby!
By Anonymous, on 9:16 AM
Man...I've been watching a lot Dawson's Creek reruns lately and masturbating ferociously to the point where seeing Katie Holmes and what has become of her nowadays makes me very sad. We'll always have the Creek, Katie!
By Anonymous, on 9:28 AM
1) It's too bad that Katie Holmes isn't all that attractive. I've dated prettier girls than her, so it seems weird to have one of the prettiest men in Hollywood engaged to someone who he'd beat in a beauty contest.
2) Who the FUCK shops at Barney's? I mean, I know there are rich, old assholes with no taste, but Katie Holmes? COME ON GIRL! You're young, you're rich, you're famous - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SOME FUCKING TASTE!!! All that gilded crystal bullshit is so fucking tacky I could scream. What are you doing, trying to decorate one of Donald Trump's hideous apartments?
By Anonymous, on 9:39 AM
Yeah, Oprah and her money are better off avoiding a Scientologist's wedding.
It'd be like sending a young, male orphan to a Catholic Priests' convention.
By joejoe, on 9:43 AM
JUST SAY NO TO OPRAH HAHAHAHAHAHAH good move it tells her that she is not that great like she thinks she is
good move on the part of lame ass tom cruise
By Anonymous, on 10:06 AM
Oprah must be thrilled not to have been invited! I seriously doubt she wanted to go to that debacle.
By Anonymous, on 10:32 AM
Anon 9:39
"It's too bad that Katie Holmes isn't all that attractive. I've dated prettier girls than her,...."
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LOL, I wondered just how long it would take for someone like you to pop up!
Your reality is that your definition of "dating" is you whacking off to a porn star online!
Granted, I have seen better looking than Katie, but Katie is still really hot!
By Anonymous, on 10:38 AM
Is it that big of a deal to not get invited to a wedding, really?
When you get right down to it, they are kind of a pain in the @$$...
By Zen Wizard, on 10:39 AM
Look at the ears on Katie! She could flap those things and fly home.
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
Anon 9:39
You contradicted and outed yourself!
In your number 2 statement, you are obviously gay!
By Anonymous, on 10:40 AM
Oprah got dissed? Hardly!
She must be relieved she was not invited! Sure, she was a fan of Toms at one time. But, that's ancient history!
Just as anyone who voted for Dubya, and thought they were doing the right thing at the time, today feel shame and embarrassment and want to distance themselves from their mistake.
I guess everyone's entitled to a 'brain fart' every now and then. Some are just 'louder' than others!
As for what to 'get them'....how about his and hers Prozac dispensers!
By Anonymous, on 11:05 AM
it seems weird to have one of the prettiest men in Hollywood engaged to someone who he'd beat in a beauty contest.
9.39
Tom cruise pretty? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... best joke I've heard all day.
By Anonymous, on 11:23 AM
10.40
No they outed themselves by contradicting themselve's in the first statement by saying they've dated hotter girls and then going on to call Tom Cruise pretty...
By Anonymous, on 11:25 AM
What does Katie Holmes actually do? Is she an actress? That's funny, because she hasn't done anything to deserve any kind of notoriety. It's like the real-life "Pretty Woman". Except she's living happily ever after with a very gay man.
What a sad child. Go on now, keep shopping Katie, what ever takes the pain away...
By Anonymous, on 11:40 AM
that goddam no-lesbo-nigs rule. bites harpo on the ass every time.
By Anonymous, on 11:41 AM
anon 11:25
Oh. I thought you meant the part about having bad taste and shopping at Barneys was where the "self-outing" occurred. You meant the suspiciously gay-sounding use of the term, "pretty", a word that has been used to describe Tom Cruise for decades by mostly everybody.
To your wee brain, THAT indicates gayness. Not the Barneys observations, the complaints about Kate Katie Kate Kate's poor taste. No, those went right past you.
Here's a tip: If you are female and straight, and have a loverboy of your own, make sure he doesn't subscribe to muscle magazines or wear driving gloves before your next date.
By once again disappointed, on 11:56 AM
11.56
Umm... No, straight Men do not use the word "pretty" to describe other men.
By Anonymous, on 2:22 PM
j.lo is gonna be in the wedding and not oprah. thats crazy but w/e. oprah got better things to do like interview mcdreamy on friday!!!!!!!!!!
By Anonymous, on 5:19 PM
I thought that proper etiquette was "if you're not invited to the wedding and/or reception", there is no obligation to send a gift...
I guess I better catch up on my wedding etiquette!!!!
By meagan, on 8:09 PM
Very carefully worded.
a great deal of regard for their relationship
Not respect, regard.
By sam991, on 10:42 PM
Out of all the weddings in the world, that is perhaps the one that no sane person would care about.
I mean, not only is Tiny Tom insane, but it's basically a celebration of a gay man marrying his beard so he can keep doing new Scientology recruits without scrutiny. Who would want to go to THAT wedding?
6:50, except Stepford Wives don't walk around with their nursing bras hanging out.
7:05, except Gibson has clued in that people are mad at him, and he got it instantly. Tiny Tom only vaguely gets it, and he thinks this wedding to a woman will make everyone love him again.
10:38, yeah, obviously. If you like vacant eyes and giant, toothy grins. That's sooooo sexy.
And I see the Scientologists are still trying to lure in JeLo, since she has what they love -- no brains and lots of money. They've been wooing her for awhile.
By Anonymous, on 10:56 PM
Anyone notice that its never 'Kate & Tom'?
Its always 'Tom & Kate'.... hmmmm
All that shopping is supposed to keep Kate from seeing a Priest... or a lawyer.
By Anonymous, on 2:49 AM
I guess money can't buy you everything, Oprah. Wow. That must fucking suck for you.
By Anonymous, on 11:33 AM
I'd go just to watch the freaks. And the free food.
God, I hate them.
And she looks pregnant.
By Anonymous, on 12:34 PM
Katie Holmes relationship with Tom Cruise is curious because she isn't thought of as exceptionally beautiful. She's not even beautiful. In fact, I don't even think she is girl-next-door hot, like Jennifer Love Hewitt. She is closer to the average, ordinary girls. I think it is nice that an ordinary-looking girl is elevated and can "catch" a pretty boy like Tom Cruise. I have always thought he was gay, though. She's an idiot to marry someone twice her age. It is obviously just an ego boost for him. Dumb girl.
By Anonymous, on 5:05 PM
Katie Holmes is just an ordinary, average girl who doesn't have a clue what or who she is doing.
By Anonymous, on 5:24 PM
OK is it just me or does tom look real silly every since he did the couch and the brooke sheld post pardum bashing thing. Im serious look at him every time you see him he has this stupid idiot grin its not a smile any more its an idoit grin and when he suposed to be serious he looks cock eyed just look at him and you are going to laugh he is gone.....
By Anonymous, on 11:04 AM
Ok is it just me or does tom cruz look stupid every since he done the couch and brook bashing I mean look at him he every time you see him he has this idiot grin on his face and if he calls him self getting mad then he looks cock eyed realy look at him and you are going to laugh he looks like a boble head he is just silly looking know..........i cant help it he does
By Anonymous, on 11:10 AM
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